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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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2bdb73 No.28940 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

This is the official /newbrit/ meta thread. Post any complaints with moderation, board assets, or filters, etc. here.

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c886b0 No.458846

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000000 No.458875 [Open Thread]

Over time, technological products and components have been getting smaller and smaller, the iPhone 16 for example contains 16 billion transistors, drones have also been shrinking and will keep shrinking down to the microscopic scale, to a scale so small they are invisible to the naked eye and are able to enter the pores of our skin, these are called Nanobots. The media tells us these bots will be used for healthcare purposes, that they will be used to fight off diseases, maybe even stifle aging, but couldn't they also be used to take control of the brain and muscles of the host?, and be piloted around by the administrator? We already know about the Ophiocordyceps unilateralis and its ability possess other organisms that consume it, nanobots will be engineered with the same ability, whilst also being airborne drones. Once this is achieved we would have no way to object to this, ask yourself can you protest against the common cold? Not against vaccines or quarantines I mean literally protest against the Cold virus: you cannot see it (they're 30 nanometers in diameter), you cannot reason with it (they doesn't talk), you cannot avoid it (they travels through the air and statistically speaking; 100% of people will catch a cold in their lifetime), Nanobots will be as communicable as the cold and as nefarious as the Cordyceps.

The rise of 3D printers has given the public access to machines that can manufacture 3 dimensional structures, structures like firearms, explosives; bio-printers soon to be capable of printing diseases. The populace are now able to bear arms without licenses and other weapons that are entirely illegal.

AI has almost perfected the ability to simulate a human being, fake audio and video of someone can now be generated via a plethora of websites, this is blatant identity theft. There have been cases of prompters: impersonating others to access bank account details, creating pornographic deep fakes, generating CP. Legal evidence can now be dismissed as AI generated. To the person reading this, Your own identity is at risk of theft.

In the workforce, people: demand wages, demand time off, make mistakes, are often one-trick-ponies only knowledgeable in a specific field. AI does not suffer from these constraints, AI: demands only energy to coPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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7ad090 No.458874 [Open Thread]

hi,ill have to flee the eu very soon(online hatecrime no joke)how to get to the uk without that chuffin ETA??via dublin and 'lose my passport?' can any frens help a austrianon out?input is much appreciated.

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5cc670 No.458873 [Open Thread]

Because buying IS owning

Sign #StopKillingGames

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e630d6 No.458872 [Open Thread]

Its a potential attack vector for #stopkillinggames. However, more broad to affect all digital content that we purchase. So our media can't be legally taken away post purchase.

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000000 No.458871 [Open Thread]

Over time, we have managed to shrink technology further and further down, the iPhone 16 for example contains 16 billion transistors, drones have also been shrinking, and will keep shrinking down to the microscopic scale, to a scale so small they are invisible to the naked eye and are able to enter the pores of our skin, these are called Nanobots. The media tells us these bots will be used for healthcare purposes, that they will be used to fight off diseases, maybe even stifle aging, but couldn't they also be used to take control of the brain and muscles of the host?, and be piloted around by the administrator? We already know about the Ophiocordyceps unilateralis and its ability possess other organisms that consume it, nanobots will be engineered with the same ability, whilst also being airborne drones. Once this is achieved we would have no way to object to this, ask yourself can you protest against the common cold? Not against vaccines or quarantines I mean literally protest against the Cold virus: you cannot see it (they're 30 nanometers in diameter), you cannot communicate with it (they doesn't talk), you cannot avoid it (they travels through the air and statistically speaking; 100% of adults will catch a cold in their lifetime), Nanobots will be as communicable as the cold and as nefarious as the Cordyceps.

The rise of 3D printers has given the public access to machines that can manufacture 3 dimensional structures, structures like firearms, explosives; bio-printers soon to be capable of printing diseases. The populace are now able to bear arms without licenses and other weapons that are entirely illegal.

AI has almost perfected the ability to simulate a human being, fake audio and video of someone can now be generated via a plethora of websites, this is blatant identity theft. There have been cases of prompters: impersonating others to access bank account details, creating pornographic deep fakes, generating CP, legal evidence can now be dismissed as AI generated. To the person reading this, Your own identity is at risk of theft.

In the workforce, people: demand wages, demand time off, make mistakes, are often one-trick-ponies only knowledgeable in a specific field. AI does not suffer from these constraints, AI: demands only energy to continue wPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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72ffe0 No.458870 [Open Thread]

The Online Safety Act risks free speech, privacy, and innovation with vague rules and burdens on small platforms. Repeal it for targeted laws that protect kids, respect privacy, and foster tech growth.

The Online Safety Act 2023, receiving Royal Assent on October 26, 2023, aims to protect children and adults online by imposing duties on social media companies and search services to manage illegal and harmful content. It is enforced by Ofcom, with phased implementation, including child safety duties effective from July 25, 2025. However, the act has faced significant criticism for its potential to undermine free speech, privacy, and innovation, leading to calls for its prohibition or repeal. Sign the petition:https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/735007/sponsors/new?token=V82DHhqnEA5NVGH5atVe

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777858 No.458869 [Open Thread]

Swasticar troll song. This song dedicated to those libtard Tesla vandals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or5i6IHPkiE

https://x.com/SwasticarMeme/status/1913612131385192814

Long live the swasticars!

I tried to attach the video file, but I am not sure it will let me since it is a over 400mb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or5i6IHPkiE

https://dexscreener.com/solana/474ek5YJndJzC7CtxyocVGt5byzTkGj6D61siwfBiVh9

https://swasticar.cash/

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501695 No.458204 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

CORONACHAN STILL RUNNING RAMPANT

https://coronavirus.data.gov.uk/

>The official UK Government website for data and insights on Coronavirus (COVID-19).

BIDEN BECOMES THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwvbQR887W0&feature=emb_title

BRITAIN HAS LEFT THE EUROPEAN UNION

https://ec.europa.eu/transparency/regdoc/rep/1/2020/EN/COM-2020-857-F1-EN-ANNEX-1-PART-1.PDF

XENOPHILE STATE PERSECUTES MORE NATIONALISTS THAN EVER THIS YEAR - INCLUDING CHILDREN

https://archive.is/vWUdq

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ad9fc6 No.458769

Love you BBK. xoxo

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3a3967 No.458771

schizo friends are welcome to come to /librebrit/ on 8chan.moe

https://8chan.moe/librebrit/

unfortunately nobody has come back to this website, so i'd like anyone here to come to my parallel /brit/ board. i hope to attract more posters, but i doubt it will work out. anyone is free to come by and post how they wish

only 3 rules on the board: privacy, porn, and spam. no doxing yourself or anyone else, no porn (nudity isn't necessarily porn), and no spam. what qualifies as spam is questionable, so i won't apply it with much zeal. you are free to make suggestions or appeals

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71e97e No.458782

Just

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8c6a0c No.458797

<implying implications

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9ca235 No.458868

is this the bunker?

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000000 No.458867 [Open Thread]

5Star Market emerged as a go-to marketplace for drugs, Cloned cards, counterfeit money, Drivers License and even hacking services. Its reputation for fast and discreet deliveries earned it a loyal customer base. Users enjoyed a seamless browsing experience and reliable customer support, making 5Star Market one of the preferred choices for drug enthusiasts. The 5Star Market gained traction for its reliable vendors and efficient dispute resolution processes.

Visit: http://eu5tdboabqk5gjeijahud5texgchtcshzlq4wenoyffysgc4zhjfh5qd.onion/

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2cb56a No.458844 [Open Thread]

Looking for legal guidance on the p2p cryptocurrency exchange India? Then, Finlaw consultancy will provide you with expert advice on the regulatory landscape and operational strategies for p2p cryptocurrency exchanges in India.

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2cb56a No.458849

Learn the steps to starting a crypto business in India with Finlaw Consultancy, including legal requirements, market strategies, and obtaining a crypto license India. Understand regulations, compliance, and growth opportunities in the Indian crypto industry. Visit to know more - https://finlaw.in/blog/learn-how-to-start-a-crypto-business-in-india

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2cb56a No.458850

File: 54b00a0a09cad3c⋯.jpg (44.86 KB,947x462,947:462,Best_P2P_Crypto_Exchanges.jpg)

Seeking guidance on P2P cryptocurrency exchange India? Then go ahead with Finlaw Consultancy, to get expert insights on secure trading, regulations, and the best platform choices. To know more read our full article here - https://finlaw.in/blog/challenges-faced-by-p2p-cryptocurrency-exchanges-in-india

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514365 No.458847 [Open Thread]

We still own U.S.A., mate. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿☕️

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c6650e No.458845 [Open Thread]

sddsdffsd

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dee0eb No.458840 [Open Thread]

Join

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86e7f9 No.458836 [Open Thread]

Die erweiterten Wettervorhersagen von https://365wetter.de sind ein regelmäßiger Anlaufpunkt für mich. Die Website bietet erstaunlich genaue langfristige Prognosen, was besonders bei der Planung von Veranstaltungen oder Reisen im Voraus hilfreich ist. Die Möglichkeit, das Wetter nicht nur für die nächsten Tage, sondern auch für Wochen im Voraus zu kennen, ist von unschätzbarem Wert.

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7b193a No.458839

Exploring the Optyx blog felt like embarking on a guided tour through the world of enhanced vision. Its insightful analysis of the benefits of yellow glasses provided me with a newfound perspective on eyewear. Journeying into Optyx, I discovered a diverse selection of stylish yet practical eyewear options, making it easy to find the perfect pair for my needs.

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