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2bdb73 No.28940 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

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0fd803 No.458843

Why aren't you lot burning mosques and synagogues yet

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dee0eb No.458840 [Open thread]

Join

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86e7f9 No.458836 [Open thread]

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7b193a No.458839

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e9aac6 No.458837 [Open thread]

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8866e8 No.458780 [Open thread]

With Republicans come trouble.

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aca679 No.458817

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a8a921 No.458824

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2fc5ba No.458832

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2fc5ba No.458833

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3356f0 No.458835

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c9ccf1 No.458834 [Open thread]

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ce813f No.458827 [Open thread]

Where can I rent a car at an affordable price and with a large selection of cars?

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ce813f No.458828

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d87f7e No.458821 [Open thread]

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3a8961 No.458823

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0ebbd1 No.458822 [Open thread]

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a23a0b No.458814 [Open thread]

AMOGUS SUS IMPOSTOR

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943358 No.458816

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b8eb47 No.458819

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2b9e25 No.458820

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1bd17b No.458808 [Open thread]

The status of your "Sass", the IRA MI-6 hired out of SDF for a test project on narcotics legal sales (the Japanese had it proposed that marijuana could be legal, if more expensive; therefore, profit), is poorly wrought.

"Kramer", was ordered to study his TV show, to see which character I'd placed him into, through medicine.

Before that, he had to provide the Jesuit code that made him RCMP, so it could be turned over to "Ace Chemicals", the old Williamson place.

The Joker, the world's first female sheriff.

Not King James, the purchase of the house, that crucified on the Cross as Christ.

It was puzzling, why Jesus, wouldn't eat shellfish, or oyster rolled in beef powder and garlic salt, "el diablo".

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1bd17b No.458809

The Psychiatric Union, has several layers to it.

At the top, is the Italian Mafiaso; the FBI, through the CBO, sponsored by COIN, the comics and fiction print.

They manage the ATF, the cigarettes and liquor, worked by Sinn Fein, the MI-6 wing of the IRA, the IRA being the British Army. The liquor store, and the gas station, are the early signs, of a psychiatric commitment.

If you break a rule, called "straight", and someone minds, you're expected to be rude. Otherwise, you are now a potential psychiatrist, a homosexual man or woman.

That's right, it's called "gay marriage".

This moves into the Jesuit program, where you can convert a civilian, studying a police marshal scholarship for slave labor (the KGB, real estate), to Islam, the actual form; recognizable as "Whitey Bulger", the famous notorious crime boss, a movement operative for the psychiatric union's intelligence forces.

You've just won, a heterosexual psychiatric commitment; this means, you are a spy, American, prior to the glib. Someone faked you being gay, they lied on report, and they are now a comic book hero, in DC Comics; they are retarded, meaning, they have been judged to slow the economic contribution to others. That's called "queer rights", a pedophile. They are now an orphan of the system.

Moving through this, if you were not already registered, you are a CIA; not "Felix Leiter", a Taiwanese-American, the MI-6 monitor on the CIA, through the Flying Dragons accounts division, into the Ghost Shadows, the FBI restaurants that stabilize the communities wherein spies, commuters, college students, mentally ill, and veterans live.

So once you have failed psychiatric training (you are not homosexual, married to a nurse, another homosexual, a man-man pair being a police officer, and a female pair being a hospital residency, against your will), you are now a systems analyst. You return to your unit, however on "tranquilizers"; someone, the superhero, has heated you too young, and you nePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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1bd17b No.458810

For centuries, a cop would get angry at a suspect, and they'd survive an act of near murder, by the cop's own insight that "this might be a cop".

After the print of Superman, the back alley spy got more popular.

But not until Nixon, Vice President, noticed the basis of Gotham's Flamingo.

Do you see that part, where he bit his future wife?

He turned gay, for trying to trick his way, into being a CIA, with Gordon.

And then, the CIA was judged, fool proof.

Flamingo is my personal work, as a proposition, for MS-13, receiving its own official unit status, as a Mexican intelligence organization.

Enjoy Ciudad National Intelligence.

Now Flamingo, can own a house.

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ad1b7e No.458815

השימוש האחרון שלי באתר Livuyescort https://livuyescort.com הותיר אותי מרוצה לחלוטין, והביא לדירוג מוצק של 5 מתוך 5. הנשים המופיעות באתר מפגינות סטנדרטים יוצאי דופן של יופי וטיפוח. הדייקנות העקבית שלהם ומסירותם להבטיח את ההנאה שלכם הם באמת ראויים לשבח. השירות הניתן באתר הינו ברמה הגבוהה ביותר, כאשר מנהלים ידידותיים תמיד מוכנים לסייע בכל שאלה. עלות השירותים סבירה למדי, ומתיישרת באופן מושלם עם איכות השירותים הניתנים. אני ממליץ בלב שלם על Livuyescort ליווי בקריות לכל מי שמחפש חוויה מענגת וללא חרטה.

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4f7cbc No.458813 [Open thread]

AMOGUS SUS IMPOSTOR

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96d96d No.458811 [Open thread]

Unit Service (Psychiatric Profile):

Engaged Robert Wolfinackis, in combat.

Robert, reported as 125 on IQ test, initiated aggression.

David, reported as 135 on IQ test, defended and passed as 150 or above real IQ.

Blood test, was Bruce and Druid, father and mother.

Placed NSA OP-INT as cadet.

Mother's psychiatric histories analyzed; MI-6, Dave Carlson's embassy records lifted, IDF.

KIA, Alice, killed through Michael, by David.

Cleared, CIA agent, classed NSA OP-INT, specialist in MI-6 and IDF.

Main mission accepted, infiltration of Sharon, Massachusetts, INTERPOL corrections hub, shutdown of all programs on Microsoft allowing breaches of monitor, violation of NSA and ACLU code.

Windows updated, Microsoft Store programs are now vetted by US Army, under compliance code of Kennedy Charter.

Air National Guard enforcing jurisprudence of area, under secret security of Hanscom Base.

Mission Memorandum (Prime Objective):

Shutdown of Sharon INTERPOL Township Monitoring (MI-6/IDF/ExSec Targeted):

Philip J. Morris: Visiting Queen Cleo, Dr. Isaiah Friedlander's wife, while 18 years old, the woman in her late fifties. Smelled like cigarettes in the hair, otherwise cleaned and lotioned, aroused and seduced. Dodged Mike Giroux, ExSec vice Rhode Island, through father.

SIGINT: Removal of Sandi MacDonald, MI-6 spy inside the NSA. Ronald Reagan, induced into dementia, from poisoning to remove shrimp consumption, Ronald Reagan Gentile, not Isaac's blood; however, myth placed opposite. Hospital system infiltrated through Taunton Behavioral, FBI command rPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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b37761 No.458812

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ca0ebc No.458807 [Open thread]

Army: The Army, was a function of the City Guard, the Deputies. But the Dutch Indies Company Assassins, William Shakespeare, killed a parent, instead of a child, for stealing the father's whiskey. Shakespeare, was an actor, on both sides of High Palestine and High Turkey. The Irish, were poor, because they didn't prepare beef or chicken, only pork, they didn't drink whiskey, the Riyadhi Nirvana.

Marine: The Marine Corps, was a function of the Chinese Navy, the Pigs. But the Juliard Cooks, William Eaton, figured out he was a soldier, during the Barbary Wars, and defected to the Berbers, with a swash buckle in the old novels he'd read about Edward Teach, the savior of the Duvaliers, Jack the Ripper. William Eaton, was a cook and a grammatist, a man who knew industrial processes of home food preparation. Those of education, couldn't cook, because they insisted on the same process, every time; they feared prison.

Air Force: The Airman's Corps, was a Secret Service unit, of journalists, the Gigalos. But a Sheriff's Advisor, Hunter S. Thompson, was a pedophile, he masturbated to the drawings made by children, not of children; a Kurd, not an Amish, using Frankish culture, not Palestinian culture. He sucked the sheriff's cock, Hunter a woman's name, and Ladybird a man's name, both in French culture, not Norman Bastard, the culture of the Vikings, the Kurdish. Hunter S. Thompson, was a base specialist, not an Arab pilot, a mercenary. The quartermasters, now cultivate marijuana, beer, and pig, for our soldiers overseas, covered by mercenary Shi'ites.

Central Intelligence Agency: The variable collegiate corps, was a Mossad unit, of pot dealers, the Scag Barons. But an NSA police ACLU, David Charlebois, was an SIS, and had no problem with being chuffed up the ass, he was a dominatrix slave, and a homophobe transphobe, a politician. He got chuffed up the ass, by an ex-convict, to make him a premature ejaculator, proving the man on top is gay, not on bottom; instead of taking his heroin bag, and his briefcase full of money, and his leisure suit, for the Boy Scouts, he refused to marry Cassie Stock, and became an independent consultant to criminal affairs. The CIA, now performs as criminal enterprise, then works for COIN, the FBI unit of comics CongressPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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dad8a0 No.458806 [Open thread]

Eiizabeth I: The control of Ireland, by construment of the Church of England; hunting of rogue police, those siding with police forces. The monetary investment of Irish, as farm labor, to breed mercenaries.

Hugh O'Neill: The mother as Earl of Tyrone, the sides of battle as Irish and English, commanding both, with the diplomats, as seeking Hugh, in his castle. The winners, as those commanding both, the Essex; that retreating, as having Belfast, the impossible landing zone. The future of amiphibious warfare, the defection as assault.

Adolf Hitler: The conquest of the American Tabernacle, through Klaus Doenitz, the Germans betrayed as a masse, for conquest of Mecca, through American War College; the investment in the American Bund, the prosecutor's union, as controlled by police of creche union, administrated by Mussolinist Blackshirts, Rhode Island Corrections.

Heinz Hedrich: The ketchup on the all pork hot dog, offensive to Adolf Hitler for his vegetariand diet and the ketchup stains on his brown uniform, not mustard, not leaving stains, in the former homeless. The publication of "Batman", through Bob Kane, his Gestapo contact in America, the spies refusal of repeated cycle, however a cook's guide, unless industrial lathe, the British Marine, the MI-6.

Hugh Heffner: Sex tourism, through softcore porn, the switch of the male writer and female writer, between Playboy and Playgirl, the FBI agent overseas shutting down foreign counter terror, through American Army Special Forces and CIA accountant, the four sided Sicilian bloodline, the Mafia.

Brian Halloran: The print of "The Big Lebowski", Walter Sobchack as the Iranian doctor, framed as "Nazi" through print of Whitey Bulger as John Goodman's actor study, Whitey to the left at the Latino female dancer at the strip club, the Jackie Treehorn sketch; each character, as a Hugh Heffner rule, besides John Goodman, the Iranian Muslim porn doctor. The shutdown of Whitey Bulger, Juan Peron, through those inspired thereof.

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