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d6038f No.247636 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Delivery driver caught on CCTV sprinting half-naked through the streets after taking four grams of cocaine and stabbing French tourist to death is jailed for life

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5396281/Half-naked-man-stabbed-French-tourist-jailed-life.html#ixzz57CH4Zq5S

Shocking moment cigarette-smoking farmer attacks vegan activist laying red roses at a livestock market… after telling him to 'eat a BACON sandwich'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5395303/Aggressive-farmer-attacks-vegan-protest-Oxfordshire.html#ixzz57CH8OLHN

South Africa: Day Zero pushed back to June

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/02/south-africa-day-pushed-june-180215094221289.html

Dyfed-Powys Police element of council tax backed to rise by 5%

http://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/15997298.Dyfed_Powys_Police_element_of_council_tax_backed_to_rise_by_5_/

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7275c3 No.248371

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d6038f No.248372

>>248369

wog is more common i suppose

>>248370

oyasumi

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18a468 No.248374

>>248367

>when had a nightmare so the parents let you watch a couple eps of courage before gping back to bed

yiss

>>248370

night lad

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7275c3 No.248377

>>248372

New thread lad.

>>248366

>>248374

New thread lad.

>>248366

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615f15 No.248480

>>248269

I meant I was stealing them

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aadc35 No.246894 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

A man after my own heart this lad. If he was real and liked 8chan he'd prolly thotpost a lot as well.

Links stolen from /brit/:

The world is facing a tequila shortage

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/a5fa2cf9-57b2-469a-bea9-5809e1afd913

Can an orgasm a day keep stress away?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/66e32f0e-c734-4818-bcae-4ecb7b122ead

What it's like to live in a safe house for transgender people

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/newsbeat-42909606

'I couldn't mourn my grandmother as I had my period'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-42608302

And basically every single thing under this

https://twitter.com/bbcthree

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aadc35 No.247632

dibs not it

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aadc35 No.247633

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whatever came of it lads

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c5f347 No.247634

>>247633

herts died

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2ccb81 No.247635

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b56bc7 No.247637

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d492cf No.246161 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Thats it lads, let's see your fashion essentials

It's gotta be

>BIG jumpers

>slim fit jeans

>High top trainers

and

>loose t shirts

T B H

Recycled news:

Jobsite Table Saw Showdown 2018

>With 5 great competitors in the running some of the rating really comes down to splitting hairs but that’s what we do.

>The big elephant in the room is the SawStop as it’s the only one on the market with “Flesh Detecting” technology

http://www.coptool.com/jobsite-table-saw-showdown-2018/

Dewalt Tool at World of Concrete 2018

>Dewalt is really going after the concrete market with several new products aimed at silica dust collection

>As well as expanding their Flexvolt cordless offering with some heavy duty tools that can now outperform their corded counter parts

http://www.coptool.com/dewalt-tool-world-concrete-2018/

Review: Dewalt 20V Max Brushless Chainsaw, and How I Was Wrong About it

>I had intended on buying this saw because I needed a chainsaw for some yard work and really didn’t feel like spending the time trying to diagnose why my gas chainsaw was having issues

http://toolguyd.com/dewalt-20v-max-brushless-chainsaw-review/

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645bce No.246890

New thread required

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d492cf No.246891

>>246888

You don't gotta tell me lad. It always get's vile after a week and it never gets better.

>>246890

I'll do it

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645bce No.246892

>(170)

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645bce No.246893

>>246891

>(131)

Wew glad you're back lad

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d492cf No.246895

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f51376 No.245440 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

THIS WEEK

Jobsite Table Saw Showdown 2018

>With 5 great competitors in the running some of the rating really comes down to splitting hairs but that’s what we do.

>The big elephant in the room is the SawStop as it’s the only one on the market with “Flesh Detecting” technology

http://www.coptool.com/jobsite-table-saw-showdown-2018/

Dewalt Tool at World of Concrete 2018

>Dewalt is really going after the concrete market with several new products aimed at silica dust collection

>As well as expanding their Flexvolt cordless offering with some heavy duty tools that can now outperform their corded counter parts

http://www.coptool.com/dewalt-tool-world-concrete-2018/

Review: Dewalt 20V Max Brushless Chainsaw, and How I Was Wrong About it

>I had intended on buying this saw because I needed a chainsaw for some yard work and really didn’t feel like spending the time trying to diagnose why my gas chainsaw was having issues

http://toolguyd.com/dewalt-20v-max-brushless-chainsaw-review/

New Hitachi Cordless Pin Nailer

>Hitachi has come out with a new 18V 23-gauge pin nailer, NP18DSAL, capable of driving in pins up to 1-3/8″ long

http://toolguyd.com/hitachi-cordless-pin-nailer/

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c012f3 No.246160

Or a half ounce of chronic

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09c519 No.246162

>>246156

>tfw trains are so expensive

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c012f3 No.246163

>>246162

Could pick you up from pompey

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137c96 No.246164

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db8e17 No.246850

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accb30 No.244064 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

THIS WEEK

Nova Scotia’s first stamps

>Nova Scotia quickly acted when the opportunity arose to set up its own post office, explains Unveiling Classic Stamps columnist Sergio Sismondo. He looks at the postage stamps that were issued in 1851, engraved and printed in England by Perkins, Bacon and Co

Confederate States and Civil War stamp lots dominate Schuyler Rumsey stamp sale

>Schuyler Rumsey Philatelic Auctions held a Confederate States and Civil War postal history auction in San Francisco, Calif., on Dec. 14. Rumsey featured an attractive example of the rare 1861 Greenville, Ala., 5¢ provisional (Scott 33X1). Only six of the typeset adhesives exist. This unused example realized $25,300,

https://www.linns.com/news/auctions/2018/february/confederate-states-civil-war-lot-dominate-schuyler-rumsey-sale.html

Bear Bryant stamp used as a playbook to collecting U.S. stamp issues

>Are you ready for another edition of Linn’s Stamp News monthly magazine? We sure hope so, because the Feb. 19 issue is jam-packed with a marvelous assortment of in-depth, scholarly features that are sure to please

https://www.linns.com/news/us-stamps-postal-history/2018/february/bear-bryant-stamp-a-playbook-to-collecting-united-states-stamp-issues-inside-linns.html

USPS Love Flourishes Forever stamp 2018 celebrating friendship and admiration

>Love is in bloom with a new stamp and these beautiful Forever stamps can be used any day of the year to send love to friends and family.

>The stamp is a Forever stamp and will always be equal in vaPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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ae8cce No.244719

>>244716

Better believe it

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613bcb No.244720

>>244719

Genuinely smiled at that IRL lad nice one

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ebf792 No.244721

>>244717

>>244718

I drink 750ml a day to get my five-a-day. Is that too much sugar? May just stick to green tea from now on.

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accb30 No.244723

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New Thread

>>244722

>>244722

>>244722

>>244722

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613bcb No.244724

>>244721

Probably best to avoid lad. I've got less teeth than toes because of it smh

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a22bf9 No.243383 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

The Church of England has reached a turning point on gay marriage

>inclusion doesn’t represent the weakening of tradition, but the fraying of evangelical control

>the boy who cried wolf, we hardly listen any more. But last week’s vote in the General Synod, in which the clergy voted against a bishops’ report that said only a man and woman can marry in church, is a genuine turning point

>the Church of England was founded on reason and tradition, not just the Bible, and was embedded in the universities and other institutions of learning. It has been a societal Church for the whole nation, not a sectarian one for purists

https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/other/the-church-of-england-has-reached-a-turning-point-on-gay-marriage

Downing Street insists UK will leave customs union

>Downing Street has insisted Britain will leave the EU customs union after Brexit amid claims of Tory disunity over the UK-EU future relationship

>Theresa May has faced calls to spell out what she wants from the talks ahead of the UK's departure in March 2019

>in a customs union the UK would have tariff-free trade within the EU, but would lose the ability to strike its own deals with other countries

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42938672

British Army denies Facebook post tried to recruit Irishmen

>the Royal Irish Regiment, an infantry unit of the British Army, paid to promote a Facebook post about an open evening at Lowfield Camp in Ballymena, Co Antrim

>the sponsored post said: “Speak to the local lads in the platoon and find out what they get up to.”

>the advertisement was aimed at men between the ages of 18 and 40 who were living near Dublin. UnderPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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62c1cd No.244060

>>244057

might sell mine

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01c83f No.244061

>>244060

I like them too much though, they are my babies, these ones graduated from best to work clothes today, I'm so proud

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ac1cb2 No.244062

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hello fellow Britons did you know we used to be black so Brits shouldn't need to have white skin to be considered British?

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01c83f No.244063

>>244062

Hello fellow Jewish person, did you know that original jewish people had different skin colour from today's Jews so being of light complexion shouldn't be necessary to be allowed full rights in israel

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5e0e1d No.244065

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c415bf No.242687 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Labour plans to make landowners sell to state for fraction of value

>Labour is considering forcing landowners to give up sites for a fraction of their current price in an effort to slash the cost of council house building

>the proposal has been drawn up by John Healey, the shadow housing secretary, and would see a Jeremy Corbyn-led government change the law so landowners would have to sell sites to the state at knockdown prices

>Labour is planning a new English Sovereign Land Trust with powers to buy sites at closer to the lower price which would be enabled by a change in the 1961 Land Compensation Act so the state could compulsorily purchase land at a price that excluded the potential for future planning consent

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/feb/01/labour-plans-landowners-sell-state-fraction-value

New domestic abuse law "could change Scotland"

>a bill to criminalise psychological domestic abuse has been passed, with some campaigners saying it "could change Scotland forever"

>the Domestic Abuse bill, which has wide backing, creates a specific offence of "abusive behaviour in relation to a partner or ex-partner"

>this includes psychological abuse such as coercive and controlling behaviour as well as violence

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-42890990

Moslem couples must get a civil wedding at the same time as a Sharia ceremony in future, a review of Islamic law in Britain says - but ministers rule out letting Sharia courts enforce laws

>Mohammedan couples should be legally required to have a civil marriage in addition to an Islamic ceremony, a government-ordered review of Sharia law concluded today

>the measure would mean more women had protection under faPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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9bffb8 No.243379

>>243377

N-no that's not me

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2d99da No.243380

>>243379

Oh ok.

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58cdca No.243381

Can you do a new thread please bruh

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ce9eeb No.243382

>>243381

I will try for you

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ce9eeb No.243384

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286e7f No.242168 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

June 1775. Full-scale rebellion has broken out in the New England colonies.

In April, thousands of Massachusetts Militiamen fought British Regulars at the

battles of Lexington and Concord, pushing them back to the city of Boston.

In May, Fort Ticonderoga was captured by rebels, and Continental Congress has met again, in Philadelphia.

Armed militia gather and organise on both sides and government officials flee for safety.

There is little doubt that conflict will soon engulf the entirety of the British colonies.

The game is based upon each player playing as a General.

Most of the game is turn based [one turn lasting 4 months], all decisions/events will effectively take place during the turn.

However the military phase of the game is slightly different. A Campaign will commence once two opposing armies are in the same area.

For example, at the start of the game, the Boston Campaign is already in progress. Within the Boston Campaign, there is only the Siege of Boston, which

will count as a Campaign[as will all other sieges], and thus only have 4 small turns until the Campaign resumes next turn.

Battles will be rather short and simple as well as turn based, with a maximum of 8 turns.

The defender will always get first turn during a battle/campaign.

Note that only battles involving the player will be played by a player. Only players involved in a battle will be messaged about it.

Once a battle is over, the Campaign will resume if there are any turns left.

At the end of a turn, a General Report will be posted in the main thread, detailing events that have happened during the turn. A new map will also be posted. I'll also post a turn 0 report before the game begins to set the mood

Map code -

Dark blue - American controlled

Red - British controlled

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286e7f No.242552

>>242551

I'll leave it up to the players to decide their strategies/objectives I think

I think having only player armies as main armies would be preferable, maybe some minor NPC skirmishes but nothing major [so no George Washington]

Of course taking over certain areas will naturally give certain results, but not as a defined mechanic tbh

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286e7f No.242568

Test post for start position/points let me know what you think. 20 Points to spend. Still unsure on balancing.

Name -

Faction -

Location -

Line[500men] - 3

Light[250men] - 3

Light[250men, rifles] - 6

Cavalry[250men] - 6

Artillery[100men,10 guns] - 9

Upgrade a troops skill for 1 point for + 1 skill, 2 points for + 2 skill

Upgrade a troops morale 1 point for + 1 morale, 2 points for + 2 morale

Veteran[+1 morale for all troops under command] - 8

Footman[+1 morale for all Line infantry] - 3

Light Foot[+1 morale for all Light infantry] - 3

Horseman[+1 morale for all cavalry] - 3

Engineer[+1 morale for all artillery] - 3

Charismatic - +1 reputation per turn - 2

Political connections - +2 reputation per turn - 4

[Unsure of what else to add here]

btw I'll make a new thread when everything is sorted, with updated mechanics, most likely tomorrow or friday

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28a1c7 No.242575

>>242568

That's pretty bloody good lad, looks balanced.

>Unsure of what else to add here]

War hero +2 rep +1 morale to all troops 6pts?

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286e7f No.242592

I'll be setting up a new thread today

Does this sound balanced? Players gain +2 rep per turn[not including events/decisions]

Cost to recruit in reputation [one regiment of 500 Line, 250 for Cavalry and Light infantry/rifle,100 for artillery] -

Skill 1 Reg - 4 rep[+1 for rifle,+2 for artillery]

Skill 2 Reg - 6 rep[+2 for rifle,+3 for artillery]

Skill 3 Reg - 8 rep[+3 for rifle,+4 for artillery]

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dc5ac3 No.243163

>>242592

Looks good lad

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251466 No.241879 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

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88d98f No.242683

>>242680

No lad its me I had his flag on

>>242677

Smh only if you put them up your bum

>>242676

No comedown with Gods Own Paracetamols lad

>>242681

Pfft what are you, a transition element fag?

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88d98f No.242684

>>242682

>not nicking those battery collection tubes at supermarkets and scrapping the lithium and lead for £2200/ton

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88d98f No.242685

Feel literally 8/10 now, gods save the k

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88d98f No.242686

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Night lads I'll do a thread on the flip side if nobody else wants to

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880420 No.241219 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

This Week

BATHROOM SUPPLIER URGES PLUMBERS TO ATTEND TRADE OPEN DAY

>Bathroom and tile specialist, Easy Bathrooms, has called for plumbers across the UK to attend its trade day on Thursday October 5

http://www.hpmmag.com/plumbing/bathroom-supplier-urges-plumbers-attend-trade-open-day

UK PLUMBER OF THE YEAR UNVEILED

>Drew Styles, from Wigan, has been crowned the UK Plumber of the Year 2017, in the nationwide competition run by JT, Bristan and Wolseley Plumb Center

http://www.hpmmag.com/plumbing/uk-plumber-year-unveiled

DEWALT Announces New Electrical, Plumbing, and Mechanical Tools

>DEWALT announces its further expansion into trade-focused products with five tools dedicated to the Electrical, Mechanical and Plumbing Trades

>Featuring cutting, crimping, and pressing tools, the new line includes products with premium ergonomics, the capability to complete wide range of applications

http://www.plumbingperspective.com/dewalt-announces-new-electrical-plumbing-mechanical-tools/

A Plumber’s Job Is More Than Just Repairing Fixtures

>Every plumber needs to think of themselves as a provider of clean and safe drinking water and not just someone who fixes pipes.

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6a48f4 No.241875

>>241874

Yeah there's no rush, plenty of time to figure some more deductions.

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93c291 No.241876

>>241875

I'll need to look at my jobby bobby stuff, I have to report earned income every month so they already have my sign offs saying I didn't earn anything for that period, unless that system wasn't in effect at that time.

Not sure whether I should report it at all really tbh, I can make it anyway and report the upcoming work and that should satisfy things.

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6a48f4 No.241877

>>241876

If you aren't reporting it its a risk, but worth writing it up to like £20k and charging £2.5k tbf

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93c291 No.241878

File: c59fd012f19da5f⋯.png (30.73 KB,865x466,865:466,deadpepe1.png)

>>241877

will sort it out tomorrow tbh

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e76862 No.241881

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f83fec No.240517 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

THIS WEEK

PIRELLI INCREASES ITS PRESENCE AT THE AUTOSPORT INTERNATIONAL SHOW

>Pirelli’s presence at the Autosport International Show, which is now in its 28th year, featured the largest stand that the Italian company has ever displayed, and several exhibits that showcased the sheer variety of Pirelli’s hundreds of motorsport programmes worldwide

https://www.tyretradenews.co.uk/news/pirelli-increases-its-presence-at-the-autosport-international-show-1

Tructyre goes live with e-jobsheet

>Hot on the heels of its recent acquisition, Tructyre has gone live with e-jobsheet to manage its direct fleet and third-party work amongst its tyre technician community

https://www.tyrepress.com/2018/01/tructyre-goes-live-with-e-jobsheet/

Tyre companies hope for 'achhe din' with fall in Chinese imports

>A slowdown in import of Chinese tyres and improved automobile sales in the last couple of months have lifted the hopes of the Indian tyre industry, which is expecting a growth in the last quarter of the fiscal after a prolonged downturn

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/industry/auto/news/tyres/tyre-companies-hope-for-achhe-din-with-fall-in-chinese-imports/articleshow/62304533.cms

Yokohama rolls out fuel-efficient, long-haul tire

>SANTA ANA, Calif.—Yokohama Tire Corp. has launched a fuel-efficient long-haul drive tire, the TY577 MC², for the U.S. market

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23aabe No.241217

>>241215

This is comedy gold

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f83fec No.241218

>>241215

>I said a tranny was bad news

>Therefore I am an oracle of wisdom, take heed of my words

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23aabe No.241220

>>241218

If only we'd listened to him

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f83fec No.241221

File: a574b53d4d3139a⋯.jpg (95.88 KB,563x563,1:1,mirror.jpg)

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21bd40 No.241225

S M H

M

H

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48938c No.239820 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

THIS WEEK

Florida family helps company celebrate a tractor milestone

>John Deere officially kicks off celebration of 100th anniversary marketing tractors by delivering a machine

http://www.farmindustrynews.com/equipment/florida-family-helps-company-celebrate-tractor-milestone

More than new paint on these 2018 tractor models

>Livestock producers will find a variety of utility tractors that can handle loaders for scooping up manure or other materials common on a livestock farm. Some are brand-new lines, while others are seriously upgraded models of existing lines, new for 2018

ICRA expects tractor industry to scale a new peak in FY-18, forecasts growth of 12-13%

>Rating agency ICRABSE 0.75 % has forecast domestic tractor industry to touch an all time high sales in FY-18 led by improved farm sentiments and two consecutive normal monsoon

Infuse Ventures Sow $2-m Seed Fund in Gold Farm

>Gold Farm, a supply chain-focussed aggregation platform for farm equipment, has raised a seed fund of $2 million from Mahindra and venture capital fund Infuse Ventures.

>The funds raised are being used for expanding the service across village districts in Karnataka, besides building infrastructure, as well as farmer outreach programmes to expand the availability of farm mechanisation equipment without owning them,“ Abhilash Thirupathy , cofounder of Gold Farm told ET

https://auto.economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/automotive/farm-equipment/mahindra-infuse-ventures-sow-2-m-seed-fund-in-gold-farm/61331093

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494468 No.240513

did everyone died

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7918b5 No.240514

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494468 No.240515

>tfw no gal gadot wife

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631fe7 No.240516

>>240502

>ywn live in Yakutsk

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6a1926 No.240518

File: d31b75cfc96eb36⋯.jpg (249.54 KB,800x1160,20:29,4f0e004d52932.jpg)

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f8a838 No.239123 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

No links tbh.

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f8a838 No.239817

File: 9c1af4bc7c6f536⋯.jpg (87.29 KB,500x374,250:187,1430723178978.jpg)

>>239815

Feel manifest.

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f6d849 No.239818

File: 458e331683d841b⋯.webm (2.63 MB,960x540,16:9,WojakTokyo.webm)

>>239817

we are all wojak

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f8a838 No.239819

File: 191e628dcbd9eef⋯.webm (2.16 MB,1280x720,16:9,WE ALL KNOW THAT FEEL.webm)

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f6d849 No.239821

File: 97d9f2b2c6daa50⋯.jpg (213.31 KB,975x1390,195:278,New thread.jpg)

bit early but

New Thread

>>239820

>>239820

>>239820

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f1b3d6 No.239827

File: 8cbe66e696a356e⋯.jpg (160.8 KB,800x960,5:6,b48c215.jpg)

Wtf I love veganism now

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21683b No.238369 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

UK's first bomb-proof Sunday school opens in Northern Ireland

>"This was a real fortress, up in the roof there is six inches of reinforced concrete to protect against mortar attacks," church committee member Ian Buchanan told the BBC.

>"The walls are three foot thick with reinforced concrete, everything is reinforced to the highest degree to make it totally bomb-proof."

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/uks-first-bombproof-sunday-school-opens-in-northern-ireland-36453607.html

UK snow: Temperatures plunge as Met Office forecasts 'bitterly cold' -12C Arctic blast

>The UK is set to be hit by freezing Arctic air as bone-chilling -12C temperatures sweep across the country.

>The polar winds are forecast just days after Britain was hit by Storm Eleanor which brought winds of up to 100mph to the Isles at the start of the week

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/900940/UK-weather-snow-report-Met-Office-latest-warning-BBC-weather

NHS Leaflets sent to muslim communities trying to discourage them from marrying and impregnating their cousins

https://www.bradford.gov.uk/media/3276/cousin-marriage-and-genetic-inheritance-leaflet.pdf

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081d7d No.239118

File: 20dd610987d7d06⋯.gif (3.04 MB,432x610,216:305,1515704777126.gif)

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40d1ad No.239119

>>239100

Why would anyone watch that

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9b3364 No.239120

>>239119

/brit/ are a bunch of miserable masohcists, that's why

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40d1ad No.239121

>>239118

>worst K*rea

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9b3364 No.239122

>>239117

what's that?

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1ffc40 No.237615 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

UK's first bomb-proof Sunday school opens in Northern Ireland

>"This was a real fortress, up in the roof there is six inches of reinforced concrete to protect against mortar attacks," church committee member Ian Buchanan told the BBC.

>"The walls are three foot thick with reinforced concrete, everything is reinforced to the highest degree to make it totally bomb-proof."

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/uks-first-bombproof-sunday-school-opens-in-northern-ireland-36453607.html

UK snow: Temperatures plunge as Met Office forecasts 'bitterly cold' -12C Arctic blast

>The UK is set to be hit by freezing Arctic air as bone-chilling -12C temperatures sweep across the country.

>The polar winds are forecast just days after Britain was hit by Storm Eleanor which brought winds of up to 100mph to the Isles at the start of the week

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/900940/UK-weather-snow-report-Met-Office-latest-warning-BBC-weather

NHS Leaflets sent to muslim communities trying to discourage them from marrying and impregnating their cousins

https://www.bradford.gov.uk/media/3276/cousin-marriage-and-genetic-inheritance-leaflet.pdf

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1ffc40 No.238365

>>238364

he who smelt it delt it

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8999a1 No.238366

>>238365

cant smell anything tbh

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1ffc40 No.238367

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f40b76 No.238368

New thread please

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1ffc40 No.238370

File: de3bc25a8b46e3b⋯.webm (3.33 MB,720x540,4:3,New Thread.webm)

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