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d6038f (5) No.247636 [View All][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Delivery driver caught on CCTV sprinting half-naked through the streets after taking four grams of cocaine and stabbing French tourist to death is jailed for life

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5396281/Half-naked-man-stabbed-French-tourist-jailed-life.html#ixzz57CH4Zq5S

Shocking moment cigarette-smoking farmer attacks vegan activist laying red roses at a livestock market… after telling him to 'eat a BACON sandwich'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5395303/Aggressive-farmer-attacks-vegan-protest-Oxfordshire.html#ixzz57CH8OLHN

South Africa: Day Zero pushed back to June

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/02/south-africa-day-pushed-june-180215094221289.html

Dyfed-Powys Police element of council tax backed to rise by 5%

http://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/15997298.Dyfed_Powys_Police_element_of_council_tax_backed_to_rise_by_5_/

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7048d6 (3) No.248324>>248326

>>248322

>You'll get a smack lad

You mean you want a woman to smack you?

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7275c3 (6) No.248325>>248326

>>248322

*smacks you pre-emptively in self defense which is allowed*

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18a468 (14) No.248326>>248328

>>248324

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH THATS NOT WHAT I MEANTT

>>248325

*pees pants*

HAH! not gonna try and rape me now huh?

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1d0750 (5) No.248327

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7275c3 (6) No.248328>>248329

>>248326

>rape me

No thanks, I don't want the gift.

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18a468 (14) No.248329

>>248328

Straight lads don't get AIDS

I'm STI free akshually

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18a468 (14) No.248330>>248334 >>248342

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think I had my first sexual fantasy about starfire tbh

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c92f56 (11) No.248331

What a weird evening

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c92f56 (11) No.248332>>248336

*loads some DMT*

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c92f56 (11) No.248333>>248349

Druids

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1d0750 (5) No.248334>>248335 >>248336 >>248337

>>248330

>tfw a lot of lads first crushes and fantasies were cartoon lasses

This can't be healthy

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f5a26d (2) No.248335

>>248334

based atomisation of society

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18a468 (14) No.248336

>>248332

Keep us informed if you get any cool psychic revelations

>>248334

Most definitely not tbh

In fact I dare say your first sexual fantasy should probably be about a real lass, not a lass on tv. 3d or no

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7048d6 (3) No.248337>>248338

>>248334

my first crush was a half-wog

her dad was an oil driller though

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bd0833 (3) No.248338>>248339

>>248337

did you strike oil with your cock lad?

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7048d6 (3) No.248339>>248340 >>248341

>>248338

she was 10 at the time

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bd0833 (3) No.248340>>248343

>>248339

did you strike oil with your cock lad?

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18a468 (14) No.248341>>248343

>>248339

soooooooo yes or no brah?

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7275c3 (6) No.248342>>248344 >>248345 >>248351

>>248330

My first fantasy about a girl was marrying her tbh

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c92f56 (11) No.248343

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c92f56 (11) No.248344>>248348

>>248342

Lame tbh

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bd0833 (3) No.248345>>248348

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18a468 (14) No.248346>>248347

I wonder where wayne cramp is now

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c92f56 (11) No.248347>>248351

>>248346

From Wayne's world?

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7275c3 (6) No.248348

>>248344

>lame tbh

I was a good little good boy.

>>248345

>marrying a lass is gay

smh

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ed7484 (1) No.248349

>>248333

*observes the getting of the digits*

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c92f56 (11) No.248350>>248371

GCHQT can you do a new thread please sugartits

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18a468 (14) No.248351>>248352

>>248342

Been fantasising about girls for ages tbh

>Had 3 gfs in year1

Got all the kisses tbh

>>248347

The cramp twins lad

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c92f56 (11) No.248352

>>248351

Oh right

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18a468 (14) No.248353>>248354 >>248357

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what a fuckin choon lads

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c92f56 (11) No.248354>>248355

>>248353

My little bro watched this smh

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18a468 (14) No.248355>>248356

>>248354

It was one of the best shows going at the time lad

Along with I think

Billy and Mandy and Flapjack

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c92f56 (11) No.248356>>248358

>>248355

It was after my time smh

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d6038f (5) No.248357>>248358

>>248353

good show, the future episode was great

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18a468 (14) No.248358>>248361 >>248364

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This show was fucking ACE as well

>>248356

Ah but you can get into it now lad :^)

>>248357

I remember really liking those as well

renowned hero ben 10 was cool af

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18a468 (14) No.248359>>248360 >>248361

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along with billy and mandy tbh

A C E

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c92f56 (11) No.248360>>248361 >>248365

>>248359

We had courage the cowardly dog and invader zim tbf

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1d0750 (5) No.248361>>248365

>>248358

>>248359

Damn lad I was too old by the time these came out

>>248360

This

>tfw my family didn't have sky

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f5a26d (2) No.248362>>248363 >>248364 >>248365

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I laughed

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1d0750 (5) No.248363>>248364 >>248365

>>248362

I don't get these

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d6038f (5) No.248364>>248365 >>248370

>>248358

grim was so edgy dunno how some episodes were allowed really good tho

>>248362

kek

>>248363

mogg on a nog?

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18a468 (14) No.248365

>>248360

I enjoyed courage

Cant even remember it though. I ought to rewatch it at some point tbh

>>248361

The jokes still hold up tbh

>>248362

Cheers mememan

>>248363

They make me laugh everytime tbh

>>248364

It was a classic beyond classics tbh

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d6038f (5) No.248367>>248374

the older cartoons were only on at midnight and shown a lot less so it was like a rare cartoon treat

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18a468 (14) No.248369>>248372

thought it was mogg on a wog tbh

suppose gog might also work

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1d0750 (5) No.248370>>248372 >>248374

>>248364

Thanks lad

Anyway off to bed, night lads

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7275c3 (6) No.248371

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d6038f (5) No.248372>>248377

>>248369

wog is more common i suppose

>>248370

oyasumi

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18a468 (14) No.248374>>248377

>>248367

>when had a nightmare so the parents let you watch a couple eps of courage before gping back to bed

yiss

>>248370

night lad

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7275c3 (6) No.248377

>>248372

New thread lad.

>>248366

>>248374

New thread lad.

>>248366

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615f15 (1) No.248480

>>248269

I meant I was stealing them

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