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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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d6038f No.247636 [View All]

Delivery driver caught on CCTV sprinting half-naked through the streets after taking four grams of cocaine and stabbing French tourist to death is jailed for life

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5396281/Half-naked-man-stabbed-French-tourist-jailed-life.html#ixzz57CH4Zq5S

Shocking moment cigarette-smoking farmer attacks vegan activist laying red roses at a livestock market… after telling him to 'eat a BACON sandwich'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5395303/Aggressive-farmer-attacks-vegan-protest-Oxfordshire.html#ixzz57CH8OLHN

South Africa: Day Zero pushed back to June

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/02/south-africa-day-pushed-june-180215094221289.html

Dyfed-Powys Police element of council tax backed to rise by 5%

http://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/15997298.Dyfed_Powys_Police_element_of_council_tax_backed_to_rise_by_5_/

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7048d6 No.248324

>>248322

>You'll get a smack lad

You mean you want a woman to smack you?

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7275c3 No.248325

>>248322

*smacks you pre-emptively in self defense which is allowed*

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18a468 No.248326

>>248324

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH THATS NOT WHAT I MEANTT

>>248325

*pees pants*

HAH! not gonna try and rape me now huh?

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1d0750 No.248327

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7275c3 No.248328

>>248326

>rape me

No thanks, I don't want the gift.

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18a468 No.248329

>>248328

Straight lads don't get AIDS

I'm STI free akshually

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18a468 No.248330

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think I had my first sexual fantasy about starfire tbh

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c92f56 No.248331

What a weird evening

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c92f56 No.248332

*loads some DMT*

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c92f56 No.248333

Druids

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1d0750 No.248334

>>248330

>tfw a lot of lads first crushes and fantasies were cartoon lasses

This can't be healthy

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f5a26d No.248335

>>248334

based atomisation of society

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18a468 No.248336

>>248332

Keep us informed if you get any cool psychic revelations

>>248334

Most definitely not tbh

In fact I dare say your first sexual fantasy should probably be about a real lass, not a lass on tv. 3d or no

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7048d6 No.248337

>>248334

my first crush was a half-wog

her dad was an oil driller though

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bd0833 No.248338

>>248337

did you strike oil with your cock lad?

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7048d6 No.248339

>>248338

she was 10 at the time

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bd0833 No.248340

>>248339

did you strike oil with your cock lad?

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18a468 No.248341

>>248339

soooooooo yes or no brah?

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7275c3 No.248342

>>248330

My first fantasy about a girl was marrying her tbh

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c92f56 No.248343

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c92f56 No.248344

>>248342

Lame tbh

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bd0833 No.248345

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18a468 No.248346

I wonder where wayne cramp is now

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c92f56 No.248347

>>248346

From Wayne's world?

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7275c3 No.248348

>>248344

>lame tbh

I was a good little good boy.

>>248345

>marrying a lass is gay

smh

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ed7484 No.248349

>>248333

*observes the getting of the digits*

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c92f56 No.248350

GCHQT can you do a new thread please sugartits

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18a468 No.248351

>>248342

Been fantasising about girls for ages tbh

>Had 3 gfs in year1

Got all the kisses tbh

>>248347

The cramp twins lad

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c92f56 No.248352

>>248351

Oh right

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18a468 No.248353

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what a fuckin choon lads

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c92f56 No.248354

>>248353

My little bro watched this smh

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18a468 No.248355

>>248354

It was one of the best shows going at the time lad

Along with I think

Billy and Mandy and Flapjack

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c92f56 No.248356

>>248355

It was after my time smh

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d6038f No.248357

>>248353

good show, the future episode was great

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18a468 No.248358

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This show was fucking ACE as well

>>248356

Ah but you can get into it now lad :^)

>>248357

I remember really liking those as well

renowned hero ben 10 was cool af

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18a468 No.248359

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along with billy and mandy tbh

A C E

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c92f56 No.248360

>>248359

We had courage the cowardly dog and invader zim tbf

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1d0750 No.248361

>>248358

>>248359

Damn lad I was too old by the time these came out

>>248360

This

>tfw my family didn't have sky

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f5a26d No.248362

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I laughed

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1d0750 No.248363

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>>248362

I don't get these

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d6038f No.248364

>>248358

grim was so edgy dunno how some episodes were allowed really good tho

>>248362

kek

>>248363

mogg on a nog?

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18a468 No.248365

>>248360

I enjoyed courage

Cant even remember it though. I ought to rewatch it at some point tbh

>>248361

The jokes still hold up tbh

>>248362

Cheers mememan

>>248363

They make me laugh everytime tbh

>>248364

It was a classic beyond classics tbh

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d6038f No.248367

the older cartoons were only on at midnight and shown a lot less so it was like a rare cartoon treat

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18a468 No.248369

thought it was mogg on a wog tbh

suppose gog might also work

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1d0750 No.248370

>>248364

Thanks lad

Anyway off to bed, night lads

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7275c3 No.248371

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d6038f No.248372

>>248369

wog is more common i suppose

>>248370

oyasumi

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18a468 No.248374

>>248367

>when had a nightmare so the parents let you watch a couple eps of courage before gping back to bed

yiss

>>248370

night lad

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7275c3 No.248377

>>248372

New thread lad.

>>248366

>>248374

New thread lad.

>>248366

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615f15 No.248480

>>248269

I meant I was stealing them

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