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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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d18a72 No.250344 [View All]

McKinsey tasked with bringing City Christians into Church of England fold

>it might allegedly be easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God, but that isn’t stopping the Church of England looking to supplement its flock with members of London’s financial elite

>a group led by the Church of England’s most senior Bishop has appointed McKinsey to draft a five-year plan, aimed at boosting the appeal of England’s state religious institution among Christian financial services executives aged between 20 and 35

>in a statement to the British press, Justin Welby remarked, “Given the frenetic and consuming nature of work in the financial sector, I would like to see Christians asking: what does it mean properly to stop? What does it mean to take time to reflect and examine your day?”

https://www.consultancy.uk/news/16059/mckinsey-tasked-with-bringing-city-christians-into-church-of-england-fold

CIPR unveils new energy think tank

>the Chartered Institute of Public Relations has announced the line-up of its new Energy Leadership Platform (ELP), following widespread interest from members

>led by co-chairs Ella Minty Found.Chart.PR MCIPR and Paddy Blewer MCIPR, the ELP will engage on key issues relating to the energy industry nationally and internationally from next month

>the new member-led think tank will comprise of seventeen senior qualified professionals with extensive experience in the provision of both in house and external communications advice across the energy industrial value chain

http://newsroom.cipr.co.uk/line-up-for-cipr-energy-think-tank-revealed/

Omnicom PR firms report slight growth in Q4

>the holding company's PR agencies, which include FleishmanHillard, Ketchum, and Porter Novelli, saw organic revenue increases of 0.1% and 0.3% for the fourth quarter and full year, respectively

>"the more growth, the better, but we weren’t unhappy because it was a challenging year for all the holding companies," said Omnicom Public Relations Group CEO Karen van Bergen, who cited group new business wins from Johnson & Johnson, Pfizer, and PepsiCo

>"for 2018, we’re cautiously optimistic," van Bergen said. "There’s a little bit of an uptick, you certainly see that in the U.K., which had a great year in 2017. We’re kind of optimistic about the economic climate."

https://www.prweek.com/article/1457310/omnicom-pr-firms-report-slight-growth-q4

Controversy PR: how brands cash in on the offence economy

>the opposite of virtue is not Vice, it’s the Daily Mail. This week, Centre Parcs announced that it would be joining an increasing number of brands who have chosen to stop advertising in the newspaper

>it shouldn’t surprise us that brands have attempted to cash in on the offence economy

>what some marketers have realised is that with polarising products and campaigns, they can use the backlash, real or sincere, to hijack the media and get attention

https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/02/controversy-pr-how-brands-cash-in-on-the-offence-economy/

Scotch whisky makers see dram half full over Brexit

>the industry, already busy preparing for transport and logistical challenges, says it would be happy to stay in the EU single market and the customs union after Britain leaves the world's largest trading bloc if it had a say in regulations and a right to make bilateral trade deals

>if that's not possible, then it would be better to have no deal and default to World Trade Organisation rules, which mandate a zero percent tariff on Scotch imports into the EU, said Karen Betts, chief executive officer of the Scotch Whisky Association (SWA)

>Diageo, which has spent about £1bn on facilities in Scotland since 2012, is due to reopen two rural distilleries that enjoy cult status among enthusiasts, in Port Ellen and Brora. Pernod will spend £40mn to expand its Scotch bottling facility in Dumbarton this year. More than a dozen smaller whisky distilleries have opened in Scotland since 2013

http://uk.businessinsider.com/r-scotch-whisky-makers-see-dram-half-full-over-brexit-2018-2

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05ffe7 No.251027

>>250970

Heh

Red guard

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b04e97 No.251028

>>251026

they stay up until 10pm debating gender politics

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e10aca No.251029

>>251011

why the fuck are you watching that show with french subs

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b04e97 No.251030

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>>251029

it's a song tbqh

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b53bfe No.251031

>>251024

It's a trip with the fam, I'll see about getting closer from there and work something out

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e10aca No.251032

>>251030

smjh thats too high brow for me

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e10aca No.251033

>when ya nose fills up with that glass shard snot and it refuses to come out

truly based

anyway lads good morning

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dfd1ee No.251034

Also lads i met a literal thot soc on the coach she was also underage

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e10aca No.251035

>>251034

how underage tho? 15 at a uni party????

dd you have fun?

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dfd1ee No.251036

>>251035

No this was on the way here. Still here btw.

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e10aca No.251037

>>251036

in the place you said you were going or here on the /board/?

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b04e97 No.251038

>>251034

>thot soc

what

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dfd1ee No.251039

>>251037

The place I was going yeah

>>251038

Google it

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eed3f9 No.251040

Morning

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b04e97 No.251041

>>251014

Is that actually Milana, or is it someone else?

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b04e97 No.251042

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b04e97 No.251043

File: 56689ab64a9b795⋯.png (1.58 MB,942x718,471:359,86055896w43896.png)

what a time to be alive

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10a97c No.251044

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e10aca No.251045

>>251039

so close yet so far. why are you there anyway? met an irish lass who only came round for a looksee at that place as well

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e10aca No.251046

l>>251040

good morning lad

anything interesting planned?

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e10aca No.251047

>>251046

>>251040

(heres the you)

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10a97c No.251048

Good morrow chaps

Tidings of dandiness to one and all

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e10aca No.251049

>>251048

Those are my favourite tidings lad

It's probably a bad idea but I'm starting the morning off with a relentless. It was in my bag from the other night so I'm treating myself

or punishing my body, depending on perspective

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10a97c No.251050

My cup runneth over

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dfd1ee No.251051

>>251042

Natsoc thots.

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dfd1ee No.251052

>>251045

friend’s Birthday

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10a97c No.251053

>>251049

Nice tbh

I bought Aldi energy drink by mistake and it rank

Going to buy a crate of the 500ml euroshopper cans

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b04e97 No.251054

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dfd1ee No.251055

>>251054

Yeah she’s also a fucking loon

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b53bfe No.251056

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>>251051

generation zyklon is true then?

geeg

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b04e97 No.251057

>>251055

>natsoc thot

>is a loon

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

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10a97c No.251058

>Sealed pots of labelled bud from the dam

>£40/8th from a secondhand shop around the corner

Its so expensive and no nicer than what we get here, there's just a massive variety

I might grab some white widow for old times sake

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b53bfe No.251059

File: ad50250843d6044⋯.png (721.13 KB,643x960,643:960,snapler.png)

>>251057

>evalion

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e10aca No.251060

>>251052

Oh good stuff. I was concerned you might be there for other reasons

>>251053

>aldi energy drink

top kek if my ma ever heard of me doing such a thing she'd never forgive me

I've only ever seen the big euroshopper cans once

>>251055

tbf only 1 in 4 irl far righters are (semi) normal people. they rest arent at the fringes by choice

>>251056

>generation zyklon

seems like those younger than my are all closer to the fringes

most of them are gen tumblr when political tbh

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10a97c No.251061

We need a new thread lads

¿donde esta gchqt?

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b04e97 No.251062

>>251061

You're really hung up on the idea of gchqt smh

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10a97c No.251063

Ou est le thread nuevo

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10a97c No.251064

>>251062

If we are going to have spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) they may as well be qt

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b04e97 No.251065

>>251064

>implying that paki lass hasn't been monitoring these threads non-stop, and that the """"chip shop"""" isn't a cover

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10a97c No.251066

>>251060

The euroshopper one is better than green monster but not better than original relentless

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10a97c No.251067

>>251065

I'm fine with this

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b04e97 No.251068

>>251067

it just means she knows everything you like she was probably really jealous when you shagged that chinky prostitute ages ago

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e10aca No.251069

suppose ill make the thread then

>>251066

so its just 5% different redbull? although the green monster is pretty crap so I guess it all makes a difference

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b04e97 No.251070

>jeans still loose even with belt on the lowest latch

who /auschwitz/ here

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10a97c No.251071

>>251069

Yeah but a better flavour than rock star which is a 5% more fruity redbull

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10a97c No.251072

>>251070

>not having a slide belt that adjusts infinitely

Casuals smh

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dfd1ee No.251073

>>251057

And a codeine addict

>>251056

Tbh I’ve met gen zed who are zylkon but she’s just an edgy kid honestly. It’s pretty tragic what’s going on with her but she brought it upon herself.

Hate what women do but love what women are :(

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10a97c No.251074

>>251073

>codiene addict

Stay well away lad

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e10aca No.251076

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dfd1ee No.251080

>>251074

There’s so many layers of fucked up with this girl I genuinely feel like someone needs to save her from herself and kill her bf who is purile scum

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