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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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da882c No.249047 [View All]

Transport organisations call for Lane Rental revenues to be used to improve roads

>the Government has announced the roll out of a Lane Rental scheme on England’s roads in a bid to reduce congestion from roadworks, but transport organisations have called for the surplus revenue from them to be invested in improving the road network.

>from late 2019, councils can charge utility companies up to £2,500 a day to work on the busiest roads at peak times. This follows pilot schemes running in London and Kent, since 2012 and 2013, respectively

>"congestion costs the UK economy £9 billion a year,” said Road Haulage Association chief executive Richard Burnett, "so the Government, councils and highways authorities need to think creatively about how to tackle it."

https://truckanddriver.co.uk/latest-news/transport-organisations-call-lane-rental-revenues-used-improve-roads/

Lorry driver turned down for UK-based job for being British

>Michael Fowler, 39, from Salisbury said he was 'gobsmacked' to receive an email informing him that home-grown candidates for delivery role were not being considered

>the email read: “Hi Michael, Are you British because our positions exclude British candidates? Kind regards, Plamena Ivanoa, recruitment consultant.”

>Michael said: “I was just gobsmacked. I thought I must have read the job advert wrong, but I hadn’t.”

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5585456/lorry-driver-turned-down-for-uk-based-job-for-being-british/amp/

London freight companies celebrate as Grayling blocks PCN charges

>London’s freight operators are celebrating, after it was confirmed the Transport Secretary has blocked plans for a dramatic increase in Red Route Penalty Charge Notices (PCNs)

>the Freight Transport Association has welcomed the decision to scrap the plans, which it says would have caused havoc for London’s freight operators, unfairly punishing firms which move goods in and out of the city

>Chris Grayling MP says the rises would be ‘excessive’ and there is no evidence to support TfL’s claim that the fine levels for penalty charge notices are no longer working

https://www.hgvuk.com/london-freight-companies-celebrate-as-grayling-blocks-pcn-charges/

Why logistics businesses should be afraid of cyber warfare

>the Global Risks Report published by the World Economic Forum (WEF) found that 59% of experts predict that risks of cyber-crime will intensify

>attacks such as NotPetya which cost shipping giant Maersk in the region of $200-300 million are proof that the transport and logistics industry is under threat

>the shift to digitise transport and logistics has its obvious positives, but without adequate protection against cyber-attacks, companies are leaving themselves vulnerable

https://www.ukhaulier.co.uk/news/road-transport/crime/why-logistics-businesses-should-be-afraid-of-cyber-warfare/

Ports of Rotterdam and Antwerp brace for financial impact of a hard Brexit

>the ports of Rotterdam and Antwerp are bracing for the worst effects of Brexit: the huge cost of adjusting customs and inspection procedures and new infrastructure investment to avoid serous supply chain delays after next March

>“it is negotiate for the best, and prepare for the worst,” Port of Rotterdam Authority chief executive Allard Castelein said

>his counterparts in Antwerp decided to appoint a full-time representative in London to monitor the latest Brexit developments, but Rotterdam has chosen to work in close collaboration with the Dutch government to mitigate potential delays to UK exports and any subsequent financial impact

https://theloadstar.co.uk/ports-rotterdam-antwerp-brace-financial-impact-hard-brexit/

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4884ae No.249643

>>249642

just get on the disbord

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00bbfb No.249644

File: cd4f67ae7d61697⋯.png (13.58 KB,300x250,6:5,snailpepe.png)

>>249642

audacity is free

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146ac7 No.249645

>>249643

bless you my son

>>249644

nigga i can't produce techno on audacity

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aa484b No.249646

>>249645

What sort of techno

Get a 909 and make acid

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aa484b No.249647

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Make some dirty mixing fuel lad pleeeeeeease

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485d02 No.249648

File: 2a86ff83a719f4c⋯.jpg (246.38 KB,1200x1471,1200:1471,728.jpg)

ahh

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ec07f2 No.249649

File: d7d2d8186b3bd10⋯.jpg (42.87 KB,1024x576,16:9,toblerone.jpg)

>>249608

Based internationalisation

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485d02 No.249650

File: dac8eceafbbf452⋯.jpg (55.72 KB,1080x969,360:323,Jewess 510.jpg)

I haven't slept yet

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aa484b No.249651

File: 672eb282f1a0808⋯.png (75.15 KB,320x480,2:3,Screenshot_2018-02-21-19-2….png)

>alcohol use disorder correlation with early onset dementia

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aa484b No.249652

>>249650

What time is it in leafland

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485d02 No.249653

>>249652

We have multiple timezones, silly. It's 1pm here

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da882c No.249654

>>249650

How many hours sleep have you had in the past 72hrs lad? I've had about eight

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da882c No.249655

>>249651

Eat lots of tumeric to counter the ill-effects of excessive alcohol consumption.

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485d02 No.249656

>>249654

I only skipped this night. I will try to stay up until a proper bedtime.

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da882c No.249657

>>249656

>only skipped this night

What are you complaining about then lad? A few espressos will see you good.

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485d02 No.249658

>>249657

I spent all night shitposting on 4chan. There is only so much a nigga can take, sheeeit.

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4884ae No.249659

File: 45f13075055f6eb⋯.png (2.78 MB,1080x1350,4:5,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8aaaa07f2b4576e⋯.png (753.71 KB,629x480,629:480,ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw you will never import big crates of guns

smh

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da882c No.249660

>>249658

>halfchan

That's worse than effortposting on /sh*t/.

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8d640d No.249661

>>249659

never say never

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485d02 No.249662

>>249660

I don't go to that garbage fire often. I went because I wanted to leave 8chan for a bit.

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4884ae No.249663

>>249661

hmmmmmst

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8d640d No.249664

>>249663

i hear you can get ak's from croatia

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4884ae No.249665

>>249664

you can get anything from anywhere. Just have to ask.

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8d640d No.249666

>due to having to register every gun you own will never be able to buy one of those nugget crates

I've often wondered if you could get around this by creating a private military company or security company and importing lots of weapons through the company

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4884ae No.249667

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>>249666

just don't do it legally I guess.

Smh this guy gets loads of old guns from Israel, some really neat stuff.

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8d640d No.249668

Citizens are allowed to own:

up to three common firearms (usually handguns, but all firearms not using hunting calibers fall into this category, such as 10-gauge shotguns, or some .22 rimfire pistols and rifles);

up to six weapons that have been classified as manufactured for shooting sports by the National Proof House;

an unlimited number of hunting weapons (both rifles and shotguns);

up to eight antique or historical weapons (manufactured before 1890);

unlimited numbers of single shot muzzle loader replicas, for which no registration is needed;

why does every other country let its citizens have fun except ours?

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4884ae No.249669

>>249668

For a while Italy had a ban on military and police calibers.

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8d640d No.249670

File: 71d6b81dfcec0f1⋯.gif (509.7 KB,346x367,346:367,giphy.gif)

>>249669

then they learned about freedom

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4884ae No.249671

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146ac7 No.249672

>get access to Supreme Leaders fancy torrents

>click DL on ableton live & FL studio

>Torrent can't connect to peers

Was spooked there for a minute. Just ran it on a different client and now it works kekaroo

>4mb/minute dl speeds

yissssss

>>249646

Haven't yet decided tbh. I might start out doing trance tbh :^) but I'll have to branch out after a few months anyway to learn various facets of music production

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aa484b No.249673

>>249655

No in not a paki smh

I'll drink 2 pints of monster at 6am and I should be alright by 7

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ec07f2 No.249674

>>249668

The word "citizen" itself feels pretty dystopian tbh. I thought all handguns were banned, wasn't there an article about how our athletes had to practice in another country?

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8d640d No.249675

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newbrit anthem

>>249674

its all fucked lad

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8f477c No.249676

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>>249648

how's it going lad

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ec07f2 No.249677

File: e44e8d426a49b2b⋯.webm (1.24 MB,480x360,4:3,heil holly.webm)

HEIL

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aa484b No.249678

>ancient britons replaced by immigrants

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-43115485#orb-footer

Is this fresh or not

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8d640d No.249679

>>249678

no it's true survive the jive talks about it a lot

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aa484b No.249680

Smashed already

Going to bed

Goodnight chums

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146ac7 No.249681

Shrop fashion tip #38:

Try wearing your hoodie with an overshirt, you look sikk

t. currently doing this

Shrop fashion tip #39:

Pants on your head may look kind of cool but it's not appropriate outdoor wear

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146ac7 No.249682

>>249680

Sleep tight lad

dream of england

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8d640d No.249683

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>>249680

nanigh lad

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00bbfb No.249684

>>249680

nightlad

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8f477c No.249685

>>249680

lightweight

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aa484b No.249686

File: fdef035d95833ee⋯.jpg (55.1 KB,700x977,700:977,ndmzmu2j4fh01.jpg)

Oh and this as well

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aa484b No.249687

>>249685

Fuck you

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8f477c No.249688

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ec07f2 No.249689

>>249678

Cheddars btfo, if I recall my numbers correctly this makes us over two times more native to Britain than Zulus are to South Africa and ten times more than the Maoris are to New Zealand.

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8d640d No.249690

>>249689

excuse me soyboy social studies lecturers in glasses that can't pick up a chair would have something to tell you about how we aren't indingeous we iz all immigrants

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8f477c No.249691

File: 3b3d39aa45f3759⋯.jpg (76.91 KB,500x639,500:639,3b3d39aa45f3759ddb8ad7014c….jpg)

BUILT

TO

BREED

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da882c No.249694

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