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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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a22bf9 No.243383 [View All]

The Church of England has reached a turning point on gay marriage

>inclusion doesn’t represent the weakening of tradition, but the fraying of evangelical control

>the boy who cried wolf, we hardly listen any more. But last week’s vote in the General Synod, in which the clergy voted against a bishops’ report that said only a man and woman can marry in church, is a genuine turning point

>the Church of England was founded on reason and tradition, not just the Bible, and was embedded in the universities and other institutions of learning. It has been a societal Church for the whole nation, not a sectarian one for purists

https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/other/the-church-of-england-has-reached-a-turning-point-on-gay-marriage

Downing Street insists UK will leave customs union

>Downing Street has insisted Britain will leave the EU customs union after Brexit amid claims of Tory disunity over the UK-EU future relationship

>Theresa May has faced calls to spell out what she wants from the talks ahead of the UK's departure in March 2019

>in a customs union the UK would have tariff-free trade within the EU, but would lose the ability to strike its own deals with other countries

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42938672

British Army denies Facebook post tried to recruit Irishmen

>the Royal Irish Regiment, an infantry unit of the British Army, paid to promote a Facebook post about an open evening at Lowfield Camp in Ballymena, Co Antrim

>the sponsored post said: “Speak to the local lads in the platoon and find out what they get up to.”

>the advertisement was aimed at men between the ages of 18 and 40 who were living near Dublin. Under the Defence Act of Ireland it is illegal for any foreign army to recruit Irish citizens

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/british-army-denies-facebook-post-tried-to-recruit-irishmen-l2r77x5c5

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416b7d No.244015

>>244005

>>244013

>>244014

Those are some dour looking spuds you've got there lad

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14f247 No.244016

File: 1d9cb6de6cb969f⋯.jpg (68.81 KB,600x785,120:157,angry-pepper.jpg)

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539a3c No.244017

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14f247 No.244018

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14f247 No.244019

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He's gonna get you

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416b7d No.244020

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14f247 No.244021

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cosi

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e09ebb No.244022

Good morning ya buncha jerkoffs

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14f247 No.244023

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e09ebb No.244024

>send in a bill for 3 men for today's cancelled job

>the shit hits the fan

>summoned to an inquisition

*grabs gumshield*

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01c83f No.244025

>thread gets to 600 posts

>becomes unusably laggy

For fucks sake chodesmankey what have you done to this site

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14f247 No.244026

>>244025

You should use Opera. I just switched, and it's not dying every five seconds like I'm used to. It's nice.

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01c83f No.244027

>>244026

No I like giving Google my deets

This is the only site where I click somewhere and it goes straight to the hungry games link

And it doesn't open in a new tab, it shoahs this one

Its fucking retarded

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62c1cd No.244028

*coughs*

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01c83f No.244029

>>244028

Die quietly please

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62c1cd No.244030

>>244029

I'll go out with a bang

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01c83f No.244031

>>244030

That isntvhow you lived tho

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62c1cd No.244032

smh the sun makes me depressed from being inside

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506d0f No.244033

File: a1eee4e6d68ad1a⋯.png (481.8 KB,648x768,27:32,depression season.png)

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01c83f No.244034

>>244032

Shut your curtains

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62c1cd No.244035

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506d0f No.244036

File: d908d2fb15401d9⋯.png (1.79 MB,1922x1345,1922:1345,Jordan Peterson Seig Heil.png)

GO OUTSIDE

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506d0f No.244037

My favourite English name is Jolyon, because it sounds like a euphemism for an erection but actually it's just an old form of Julian.

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c6b80e No.244038

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62c1cd No.244039

*becomes a pagan anglican*

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506d0f No.244040

>>244039

lood gad

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f8ba86 No.244041

>>244038

reminds me of popcorn song lol

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01c83f No.244042

>charging cable breaks, buy expensive new one

>put old one in expensive cables box and return

>???

>profit

Who /artofthedeal/ here?

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62c1cd No.244043

>>244042

youre a devil lad

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416b7d No.244044

>>244039

How does that work?

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214bbc No.244045

File: f3544198676ea4c⋯.jpg (33 KB,500x483,500:483,1458186269903.jpg)

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1f67f0 No.244046

smh

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214bbc No.244047

File: 09d88c798f28783⋯.jpg (57.81 KB,528x498,88:83,09d88c798f287830a246b78446….jpg)

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62c1cd No.244048

>>244044

whats hard to get?

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416b7d No.244049

>>244048

Monotheistic/Polytheistic

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62c1cd No.244050

>>244049

>implyign

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c6b80e No.244051

File: ce60da3aad8ddaa⋯.png (735.9 KB,910x938,65:67,angry2.png)

>Cheddar Gorge Man BLACKED and in all the papers

>with literally no evidence, just signalling and conjecture

CLOWN WORLD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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1f67f0 No.244052

File: d39322899df98f9⋯.png (120.54 KB,226x282,113:141,ClipboardImage.png)

>>244051

>Cheddar Gorge Man

>First reconstruction

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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01c83f No.244053

>>244051

And yet ours is considered the pseudoscience

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01c83f No.244054

>>244052

Historical revisionism is only wrong when we do it

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01c83f No.244055

Angery tbh

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c6b80e No.244056

>>244055

every day

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01c83f No.244057

Got some jackets out of storage for work and now want to wear them everywhere smfh

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ac1cb2 No.244058

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>>244057

just wear them all at the same time

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01c83f No.244059

>>244058

I am become jacketman

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62c1cd No.244060

>>244057

might sell mine

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01c83f No.244061

>>244060

I like them too much though, they are my babies, these ones graduated from best to work clothes today, I'm so proud

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ac1cb2 No.244062

File: 1692f51d82ca944⋯.png (74.59 KB,212x325,212:325,ClipboardImage.png)

hello fellow Britons did you know we used to be black so Brits shouldn't need to have white skin to be considered British?

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01c83f No.244063

>>244062

Hello fellow Jewish person, did you know that original jewish people had different skin colour from today's Jews so being of light complexion shouldn't be necessary to be allowed full rights in israel

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5e0e1d No.244065

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