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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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251466 No.241879 [View All]

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b383e1 No.242638

>>242634

course

>>242637

crabbies

>>242636

I think it's 4% or something

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ba2d93 No.242639

>>242637

>>242638

Fentimans is the daddy

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b383e1 No.242640

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feels so bad to not even speak to a girl for months

every time I go out it seems like they dont exist

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d974a7 No.242641

>>242638

>crabbies

The raspberry one is top notch.

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b383e1 No.242642

>>242641

not tried it tbh

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d974a7 No.242643

>>242639

>fentimans is the daddy

But it isn't alcoholic lad?

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d974a7 No.242644

File: 8bcf065366bc64f⋯.jpg (30.3 KB,540x540,1:1,CrabbiesIPA.jpg)

>Crabbies IPA with ginger beer exists

Wew, anyone tried this?

>>242642

Try it then tbh

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b383e1 No.242645

>>242644

doubt they sell it here

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ba2d93 No.242646

>>242643

It is if you use it to chase down meths

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d974a7 No.242647

File: d9a212e4329279d⋯.jpg (22.88 KB,460x339,460:339,218717.jpg)

The board may be dead but at least we don't have to suffer from gayists.

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d974a7 No.242648

>>242645

>doubt they sell it here

Sounds dreadful lad. What do they sell in lieu of it?

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b383e1 No.242649

>>242648

normal crabbies or some alternate thatchers stuff

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d974a7 No.242650

>>242646

>use it to chase down meths

>meths

Are those alcoholic?

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ba2d93 No.242651

>>242644

Wew I'll buy some this weekend

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ba2d93 No.242652

>>242650

U wot son

Meths is big boy vodka

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d974a7 No.242653

>>242651

They do a stout as well. May have to pop down to the shops.

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b383e1 No.242654

I just want to talk to a lass AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGHHHHHHH ITS NOT FAIR ITS HONESTLY NOT FAIR

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d974a7 No.242655

>>242652

Are you sure you don't mean methamphetamine?

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d974a7 No.242656

H

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b23bff No.242657

File: 238b5694b9ec4c0⋯.jpg (114.61 KB,750x1334,375:667,238b5694b9ec4c0c7a289acf6f….jpg)

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d974a7 No.242658

>>242657

Could cut a diamond on that chin and that beak.

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b383e1 No.242659

>>242657

is it wrong that I would probably bully a girl irl?

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d974a7 No.242660

>>242659

No, it shows dominance and all girls fantasise about being dominated.

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b383e1 No.242661

>>242660

I want to make a girl cry and then cuddle her later on

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b23bff No.242662

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d974a7 No.242663

>>242661

>I want to make a girl cry and then cuddle her later on

Why don't you just cuddle her and kill two birds with one stone?

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b383e1 No.242664

>>242663

wdhmbt

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d974a7 No.242665

>>242662

Post pretty ones.

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f842a6 No.242666

File: 4d4ee8c8bc34134⋯.png (214.94 KB,588x1200,49:100,h.png)

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f842a6 No.242667

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d974a7 No.242668

File: 8bc07d4faff72fd⋯.jpg (78.21 KB,500x750,2:3,334d8b5a.jpg)

Haitch or aitch?

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b383e1 No.242669

>>242668

neither, it should never be pronounced

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d974a7 No.242670

File: cc56b997c0b9326⋯.png (16.7 KB,216x183,72:61,IMG_1895.PNG)

wew

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88d98f No.242671

Lads I've got ketamine again I'm so happy

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88d98f No.242672

>>242671

Hang on

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88d98f No.242673

>>242670

Congrats FAM it only took 7 days

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b23bff No.242674

*dies of selenium poisoning after eating entire bag of brazil nuts in one day*

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88d98f No.242675

Bush bash bosh

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b23bff No.242676

>>242671

You better not livepost the comedown smh

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d974a7 No.242677

>>242671

>lads I've got ketamine

Drugs are just as bad as gayism.

>>242673

>congrats FAM it only took 7 days

Thank you, it wouldn't have been possible without the lack of contributions from all good /newbrit/ posters.

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b23bff No.242678

File: 698d9295b942dba⋯.jpg (95.33 KB,1920x1080,16:9,698d9295b942dba354d8f676cb….jpg)

new thread soon

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88d98f No.242679

>>242674

Selenium is poor mans yttrium

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d7b6f4 No.242680

File: 191f84ddcb8b2b0⋯.png (173.88 KB,306x425,18:25,1451274806401.png)

>>242671

>wessex does drugs like that

wtf lad…

>>242672

oh

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b23bff No.242681

>>242679

>rare earth metals

>2018

smh

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f842a6 No.242682

File: bec9e44b09930e3⋯.jpg (475.52 KB,1024x1397,1024:1397,chinky.jpg)

>>242681

>not investing in rare earths

Stupid gweilo

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88d98f No.242683

>>242680

No lad its me I had his flag on

>>242677

Smh only if you put them up your bum

>>242676

No comedown with Gods Own Paracetamols lad

>>242681

Pfft what are you, a transition element fag?

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88d98f No.242684

>>242682

>not nicking those battery collection tubes at supermarkets and scrapping the lithium and lead for £2200/ton

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88d98f No.242685

Feel literally 8/10 now, gods save the k

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88d98f No.242686

File: 7193aa02ea441d1⋯.jpg (7.09 KB,224x225,224:225,download (1).jpg)

Night lads I'll do a thread on the flip side if nobody else wants to

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d974a7 No.242689

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