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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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d492cf No.246161 [View All]

Thats it lads, let's see your fashion essentials

It's gotta be

>BIG jumpers

>slim fit jeans

>High top trainers

and

>loose t shirts

T B H

Recycled news:

Jobsite Table Saw Showdown 2018

>With 5 great competitors in the running some of the rating really comes down to splitting hairs but that’s what we do.

>The big elephant in the room is the SawStop as it’s the only one on the market with “Flesh Detecting” technology

http://www.coptool.com/jobsite-table-saw-showdown-2018/

Dewalt Tool at World of Concrete 2018

>Dewalt is really going after the concrete market with several new products aimed at silica dust collection

>As well as expanding their Flexvolt cordless offering with some heavy duty tools that can now outperform their corded counter parts

http://www.coptool.com/dewalt-tool-world-concrete-2018/

Review: Dewalt 20V Max Brushless Chainsaw, and How I Was Wrong About it

>I had intended on buying this saw because I needed a chainsaw for some yard work and really didn’t feel like spending the time trying to diagnose why my gas chainsaw was having issues

http://toolguyd.com/dewalt-20v-max-brushless-chainsaw-review/

New Hitachi Cordless Pin Nailer

>Hitachi has come out with a new 18V 23-gauge pin nailer, NP18DSAL, capable of driving in pins up to 1-3/8″ long

http://toolguyd.com/hitachi-cordless-pin-nailer/

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3d9787 No.246844

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645bce No.246845

Tbf I've definitely gone to at least one stag party in crude drag

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30279a No.246846

>>246845

I told you

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3d9787 No.246847

fucking hell

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d492cf No.246848

>>246846

what are you, the newbrit councillor

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30279a No.246849

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f472df No.246851

>>246847

It's the gayist board tbh lad

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d492cf No.246852

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You stare at the thot

and the thot stares back

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3d9787 No.246853

>>246852

*keeps staring at her*

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3d9787 No.246854

feel like a fool because ive not spoke to my irl friends for months smh

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d492cf No.246855

>>246854

so speak to em lad

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2f8836 No.246856

File: d828d711ded87a8⋯.jpg (62.1 KB,400x285,80:57,facebook.jpg)

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2f8836 No.246857

>>246854

why not?

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3d9787 No.246858

>>246855

only speak to them online on steam and ive neglected going online for it for so long

not spoke to one for maybe a year smh but we are good friends

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3d9787 No.246859

>>246856

who are you?

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d492cf No.246860

>>246858

well then they wont mind

get out of your head lad, worrying about what others think is a losers game. you just just gotta do what'cha please.

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645bce No.246861

Two Dorsets????

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d492cf No.246862

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>>246861

it's a sleight of hand trick lad

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3d9787 No.246863

>>246860

only not spoke to them cos i cba installing steam but I'll do it

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e734ec No.246864

File: cd4f67ae7d61697⋯.png (13.58 KB,300x250,6:5,snailpepe.png)

>autism man says he'll phone at 3:05pm

reckon he's hyperautist and will actually phone on the dot?

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9ce328 No.246865

>>246864

is this the guy whose gonna get you a job?

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f472df No.246866

>>246864

If not you should freak out because he hasn't phoned according to schedule.

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9ce328 No.246867

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the phone call that saved wessex

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3d9787 No.246868

>>246867

The Bogs bow to the Wessex

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2f8836 No.246869

>>246859

i am the second coming of dorset

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2f8836 No.246870

>>246869

forgot the fucking flag boys

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e734ec No.246871

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>>246865

he says he finds autismos super cool jobs that you won't feel like suiciding over so maybe

>>246866

he phoned slightly over reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>246867

>it was a phone call to arrange another phone call

this is advanced autism

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3d9787 No.246872

>>246869

Fuck off you gayboy cunt

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2f8836 No.246873

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3d9787 No.246874

>>246873

im going to beat you up wasteman

also someone get a new thread

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e734ec No.246875

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you will be dorsimmilated

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f472df No.246876

>>246874

What the fuck is wasteman?

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3d9787 No.246877

>ywn be raised in a strict protestant household who instill you with a strong work ethic and morals

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e734ec No.246878

>>246876

The Poster Formerly Known As Bins

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f472df No.246879

>>246877

>ywn be raised in a strict islamic household who instil you with a sense of impending victory over your host country

Why live?

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f472df No.246880

>>246871

Could he find me a job?

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3d9787 No.246881

>>246879

so we can kill them

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e734ec No.246882

>>246880

why not

I'll recommend any lands who want to give him a go, just "pretend" to be autistic or whatever

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3d9787 No.246883

>>246882

what kind of jobs lad

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e734ec No.246884

>>246883

dunno

mumsy said he finds jobs for obscure autists with special interests so I'm going to ask him for one doing mongolian basket weaving

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3d9787 No.246885

>>246884

i just want to be a music man

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f472df No.246886

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>>246882

>just "pretend" to be autistic or whatever

y-yeah haha

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d492cf No.246887

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Might do a cheeky bit of nofap tbh lads

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e734ec No.246888

>>246887

only counts if it's longer than a week

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30279a No.246889

>>246888

Nah he's gotta unlock blink first.

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645bce No.246890

New thread required

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d492cf No.246891

>>246888

You don't gotta tell me lad. It always get's vile after a week and it never gets better.

>>246890

I'll do it

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645bce No.246892

>(170)

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645bce No.246893

>>246891

>(131)

Wew glad you're back lad

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d492cf No.246895

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