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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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e995b5 No.289188 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

The same was in the beginning with God.

All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.

In him was life; and the life was the light of men.

And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

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aa4a42 No.289977

I am in favour of genetically engineered wide hipped shortstacks (female) tbqh

>>289971

tbh I just had a vision of westie as a little bald goblin at 30 lmao better take it just in case

>>289974

I know the BD personality from somewhere

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aa4a42 No.289978

File: 4a2af5a1e078bfa⋯.png (188.94 KB,480x480,1:1,bumpepe.png)

you might not like it but this is neo's ideal asian genetic experiment

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561eac No.289979

>>289972

I gave him his name. He is an old man with a family

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2fedf9 No.289980

>>289975

I did lad

>>289976

Kek, my mistake lad

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48cb4a No.289981

>>289977

>tbh I just had a vision of westie as a little bald goblin at 30 lmao better take it just in case

What's wrong with going bald?

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e2fc04 No.288427 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

This Week

Heat to spark EXPLOSIVE rain and lightning in 48-hour storm DOWNPOUR

>BRITAIN is facing a two-day thunderstorm deluge with extreme heat set to trigger explosive downpours from this afternoon

>Torrential downpours, lightning, hailstones and strong winds threaten damage to buildings and travel chaos due to flash floods

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/994636/UK-weather-forecast-thunderstorm-heatwave-rain-lightning-today-forecast-Met-Office

Britain is hottest place in Europe as heatwave nearing all-time record of 38.5C

>With the country just one stage away from a national emergency being declared, the Met Office predicts the UK might experience its hottest day on record with temperatures possibly exceeding 38.5C (101F) on so-called Furnace Friday.

Century-old Cardiff post box 'a safety risk'

>A 120-year-old post box has been deemed a "health and safety risk" after being engulfed by a tree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-44968321

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daa7d9 No.289183

heston fuckin blumenthal

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10208f No.289184

>>289177

>smh

I can't afford to eat there tbh. They didn't even offer me any coffee today :'-(

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daa7d9 No.289185

>>289184

Go in there and give the manager a firm handshake.

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daa7d9 No.289186

tfw not sent to a psychiatric hospital

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0407b6 No.289187

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>when they finally cure autism

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97843c No.287694 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Hungary GP: Who will star at Hungaroring before mid-season break?

>eleven races have come and gone and two drivers are still trying to out-fox each other in their bid to become a fifth-time world champion

>Hungary presents the chance for either Lewis Hamilton or Sebastian Vettel to gain the upper hand on the pack and skip into half-term top of the class

>Lewis Hamilton holds the record for the most wins in Hungary (five), although the Briton has never won a Hungarian Grand Prix and a world championship title in the same year

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/44860067

Formula 1 cars are about to go through a big change, but is it good?

>F1 wants to significantly cut the cost and complexity of F1 engines as well as make them sound better; this would happen by dropping one of the two hybrid systems currently employed on an F1 car

>a more visible change to 2021's F1 cars will be to make the aerodynamics of the cars simpler; front wings will grow wider but with less of the complex flaps and vanes they currently sprout; the cooling ducts for the front brakes will become simpler, and the rear wings will also become wider, taller, and less complicated

>each time F1's rules change to reduce downforce, the teams spend tens of millions of dollars each season to negate those losses

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2018/07/formula-1-cars-are-about-to-go-through-a-big-change-but-is-it-good/

F1 officials to visit Assen for track inspection

>Formula 1 officials will visit Assen to inspect its track in the next few weeks, following the latest rounds of talks about the Dutch Grand Prix returning to the calendar

>Lee van Dam, CEO of the Dutch GP foundation that is tasked with putting aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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c005ce No.288425

>>288424

fucking speed on this one

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e99c28 No.288426

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>>288424

>Hunts you

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97843c No.288428

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>288425

>f*cking speed on this one

Thanks lad, I appreciate it. :-)

>>288426

>hunts you

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c005ce No.288429

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lads

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c005ce No.288430

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New Thread

>>288427

>>288427

>>288427

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b10c17 No.286938 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Brexit’s Final Frontier: Rocketing space industry means UK has nothing to fear outside EU

>the UK’s soaraway success in the space industry – and the fact that a QUARTER of all telecommunications satellites are built here – leaves us perfectly placed to capitalise after Brexit, regardless of whether the EU excludes us from Galileo, says science minister Sam Gyimah

>and his optimistic outlook has been backed up by a rosy report published by the Space Growth Partnership (SGP), which was launched in 2010 with the aim of raising the UK’s share of the global space market to 10% by 2030

>this week’s announcement of a £2.5million grant towards the costs of a vertical spaceport site in Sutherland, on the north coast of Scotland, signalled the Government’s commitment to both the space industry and the union

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/991477/brexit-news-uk-space-industry-eu-Sam-Gyimah-galileo-satellite

British government to promote space industry exports

>the British government announced a new effort to help space companies in the country win business outside of Europe amid concerns about the effects Brexit will have on the industry

>in a speech at the Farnborough International Airshow, Liam Fox, the minister for international trade, said the government would initiate a “Space Exports Campaign” with a particular focus on the United States and India

>Fox said the campaign would leverage the British space industry’s strengths, particularly in emerging fields like small satellites, to create new export opportunities for companies in the space sector

https://spacenews.com/british-government-to-promote-space-industry-exports/

Spire executive talks spaceports, Brexit, and the future of the UK space industryPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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a47ff7 No.287690

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Wish Dr Vikram was my fren, tbh. He's so pleasant.

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ad7c4e No.287691

>>287689

This lads voice is so relaxing

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a47ff7 No.287692

>>287691

ikr. It's hypnotic, isn't it?

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ad7c4e No.287693

>>287692

Watching the gangrene one now

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b10c17 No.287695

h

NEW

>>287694

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>>287694

NEW

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854226 No.286216 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Highways England running £2.9bn over budget, ORR finds

>Highways England’s major schemes are currently running £2.9bn over budget as the government-owned company continues to try to get costs under control, according to independent monitor the Office of Rail and Road (ORR)

>following a revision of its first Road Investment Strategy (RIS 1 - covering April 2015 to March 2020), Highways England had to push schemes back into the second road investment period up to 2025 and this appears to be where the brunt of the cost overruns now reside

>in its annual assessment report on Highways England, the ORR said: ‘The revised plans mean that, of the 112 major schemes originally planned to start works in the first road period, 85 are now planned to start by March 2020

https://www.highwaysmagazine.co.uk/Highways-England-running-2.9bn-over-budget-ORR-finds/4249

Transport secretary praises haulage sector, promising Brexit clarity and more truck parking

>transport secretary Chris Grayling has praised the road transport industry, promised clarity over Brexit for the sector and acknowledged the shortage of truck parking in the UK

>speaking at the RHA’s 70th anniversary annual lunch in London last week, Grayling declared that no sector is more important than road haulage and logistics when it comes to keeping the economy running

>Grayling said: “We are grateful for all you do. Getting the right deal for haulage in Brexit is important."

https://motortransport.co.uk/blog/2018/07/16/transport-secretary-praises-haulage-sector-promising-brexit-clarity-and-more-truck-parking/

Haulage and Trailers Act bolsters EU exit preparations

>new powers providePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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9e3daa No.286934

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>the heatwave is going to continue into august

we need to shoot one of those missiles at the sun that will cause a chain reaction and blow it up

>>286931

saw a kid on the bus who was mouthbreathing and had no jawline, wanted to reach out to him, wanted to tell him, stop mouthbreathing, don't do it lad, it's not too late for you

>>286932

cairo is just a sprawling slumlike polluted mass now isn't it?

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854226 No.286935

>>286932

>yfw you are the tourist

Where hasn't been ruined by tourists though lad? It's all so tiresome.

>>286934

>help a mouthbreather

If they eat with their mouth open too then they are beyond saving tbh

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854226 No.286936

File: 34e79fc1b1e456d⋯.jpg (43.63 KB,550x413,550:413,IMG_2672.JPG)

I don't want to go there.

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9e3daa No.286937

File: 2e4f809a25f7db8⋯.png (767.25 KB,640x727,640:727,ClipboardImage.png)

*sip*

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854226 No.286939

FRESH

>>286938

>>286938

>>286938

>>286938

>>286938

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f94874 No.285447 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

This Week

Water supply issues in Oakham

>A burst water pipe has been discovered in South Luffenham that may be causing water supplies to be off or at a low pressure for those in the Oakham area.

>Severn Trent Water say they have a team on the site and are hoping to have the pipe fixed "as quick as possible".

http://www.itv.com/news/central/update/2017-11-23/water-supply-issues-in-oakham/

Greetham Church Fete proves a hit yet again

>An annual village fete held on Saturday, July 14, to raise money for a local church which dates back to the 1200s was hailed a success by organisers

>Emma Jude, one of the organisers of the Greetham Church Fete, which took place from 12pm to 4pm at the community centre, said the event had been another fun filled family day

'Owls' nursery formally opened

>A new purpose-built nursery has been formally opened at Morton Church of England Primary School by the Bishop of Grantham, the Rt Rev Dr Nicholas Chamberlain.

https://www.stamfordmercury.co.uk/news/owls-nursery-formally-opened-9004001/

Rutland man who uploaded pig theft on to YouTube sentenced

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-leicestershire-44852780/rutland-man-who-uploaded-pig-theft-on-to-youtube-sentenced

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e42fe1 No.286212

>>286207

>>girl clearly likes me

How can you tell if a girl likes you?

>>286210

>fat f*ck

Avoid fatties tbh

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795902 No.286213

>How can you tell if a girl likes you?

she always wants to talk to you and says "I missed you" and laughs at your jokes and asks you not to leave them

>Avoid fatties tbh

I always do

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795902 No.286214

>>286212

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795902 No.286215

File: 06be53a0f1f6021⋯.png (475.66 KB,750x750,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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e42fe1 No.286217

FRESH

>>286216

>>286216

>>286216

>>286216

>>286216

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fe3590 No.284773 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Didn't wanna leave you lads in the cold but I cba with any variety of effort thread

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119eee No.285449

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>>285444

Another example of this in practice.

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d8bcba No.285450

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New Thread

>>285447

>>285447

>>285447

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01d256 No.285451

>>285449

Are you a mentalist?

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119eee No.285453

File: 734d611bd72a04a⋯.png (118.54 KB,392x366,196:183,soyboy.png)

>>285451

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927035 No.285462

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89e899 No.284016 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

We still believe

Tears for heroes

Dressed in grey white

No plans for final day

Stay in bed drift away

It could have been all

Songs in the street

It was nearly complete

It was nearly so sweet

It's still coming home in 2020, watch out world

This will be the last football themed thread before we return to regular programming

In other gay political news:

>Drumpf has arrived in Britain to stir shit up

>May's government is falling apart and Gove is probably going to leave soon

>OOO JEREMY CORBYN is ready to take advantage in the case of a snap general election

>Brexit is going down the shitter

>Nige says he might come back while UKIP becomes more irrelevant with each passing day

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af4577 No.284772

I remember messaging a girl that I was interested in her once

I knew I'd fucked up at that very moment

I can only conceive of the type of axe wielding maniac that thinks it's appropriate to send a girl a wall of text that shows her how "nutty" (probably code for either possessive or autistic) he be.

come on lads, we're better than this

>>284769

your mistakes are your own. improvement is good but the only way to fully surpass your mistakes is to take full ownership.

Do you think an "alpha male" would ever even consider dressing up for attention?

be your own tough love if no one else will

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8f96f1 No.284774

>>284772

arent you the one who posts about glam rock constantly

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af4577 No.284775

new thread FYI

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>>284773

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>>284773

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af4577 No.284776

>>284774

In dresses you mongrel

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00e8c2 No.284777

>>284772

its a girl and its nothing romantic and its me answering questions and she also did respond in the end and everythings fine

youre making a lot of dumb assumptions thinking you know everything

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43635e No.283287 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

You know the words

Croatia v England: How Gareth Southgate helped us fall in love with England

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44773902

>If football is coming home, then England boss Gareth Southgate should be applauded for the role he has played.

>In fact, he probably gave it a lift home even though it meant driving 10 miles out of his way.

>The second of those sentences is taken from one of the excellent #GarethSouthgateWould tweets about this affable man who, with only three years' top-flight coaching experience, has achieved what Sven-Goran Eriksson, Fabio Capello, Steve McClaren and Roy Hodgson could not despite more than 80 between them.

>He has not just guided England to a World Cup semi-final, but helped fans fall head over heels for his team too.

World Cup 2018: England were a laughing stock, but not any more - Alan Shearer

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44752004

>England were a laughing stock after the European Championship two years ago - but not any more.

>Now everyone knows who we are, and also how we play. I think manager Gareth Southgate has announced that with what he has done during this World Cup - and it has been brilliant to watch this team grow and grow.

>Before the tournament started, I could not make a case for us winning it, I just wanted to see some signs of improvement. If everyone is honest, I don't think they ever felt that we could get to a semi-final - I certainly didn't.

>But beat Croatia, and England are in the final. It is amazing just to be able to say that, and a great feeling to think about what could happen next.

>We are buzzing here in Moscow and back home we know the country is going berserk - and rightly so - because we have got an amazing opPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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6f6a15 No.284012

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>>284011

I'm just looking forward to the new thread is all!

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42bdc6 No.284013

>>284010

dont

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43635e No.284014

>>284013

do it

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6f6a15 No.284015

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>>284013

dont>>284014

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43635e No.284020

NEW

and ban faggot seriously

>>284016

>>284016

>>284016

>>284016

>>284016

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54eb10 No.282587 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

This most /fa/ of waistcoats can bought at M&S for an absolute steal at around £200, complete with shirt and tie. Buy now to channel your inner Southgate and prepare for the inevitable arrival of football back home.

World Cup 2018: England must make most of opportunity - Gareth Southgate

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44726669

>Gareth Southgate says England must "make the most" of their World Cup opportunity in Russia, starting with Saturday's quarter-final against an "older, more experienced" Sweden.

>The match in Samara is England's first quarter-final appearance since 2006.

>A victory would earn England a semi-final meeting with Russia or Croatia.

>"It's a great opportunity, and although our team will be individually better in two years, we might not have this opportunity again," said Southgate.

World Cup 2018: All you need to know about Sweden

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44717377

>Sweden stand between England and a place in the semi-finals of a World Cup for the first time since 1990.

>Janne Andersson's side arrived in Russia without a win in six games, no goal in 337 minutes and without national hero Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

>Yet Sweden, 24th in Fifa's rankings - 12 places below England - find themselves two wins from a first final since 1958.

>We take a look at the Scandinavians as they prepare to meet Gareth Southgate's team in Samara on Saturday (15:00 BST) - Sweden's first World Cup quarter-final since 1994.

World Cup 2018: England through the ages

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44724259

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0380d2 No.283283

>>283282

it's not that it gets better, but the map was clearly made by them

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533d42 No.283284

>>283283

is it the conclusion to shadow of israphel

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533d42 No.283285

>unironically watching yogscast at 11pm in the current year

we live in a society

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0380d2 No.283286

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>>283285

>>283284

think about it….

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54eb10 No.283288

NEW

>>283287

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50cce9 No.281863 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

The board is set. The pieces are moving.

England will win the World Cup because Gareth Southgate is just that clever. He is on another plane of existence. Other managers can only dream of coming close to understanding him. Few have tried - and those that do, end up as a drooling mess in the corner. To attempt to out-think Gareth Southgate is the preserve of madmen and idiots. Are Gareth will lead England to the World Cup and leave his opponents dribbling on the floor, their minds broken by the effort of going up against Southgate.

It's coming home lads.

Watch England v Colombia at 7pm BST on ITV, on the 3rd of July

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e00f7f No.282583

>>282582

Iirc it’s mainly actors and for entertainment purposes, and of course prostitution which you’ll undoubtedly be interested in. Kabuki theatre for the most part was segregated, thus you had all Male and all female casts for many productions, meaning that like in the classic Shakespearean sense, men gotta dress up like women and vice versa. But nearly all well versed kabuki actors are expected to have the skills and abilities to perform a role of a character of the opposite sex. Of course these roles and plays have had a tumultuous legal history, especially with Male actors who have no come of age (and adopted the traditional masculine haircut) and all sorts of laws existed in the past that regulated who can act, and how or how they should be dressed (a masculine hairstyle was a very important method of signifying you were a grown adult and no longer a boy, thus a legal adult was supposed to have one regardless of their profession)

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e00f7f No.282584

>>282583

And of course acting is a filthy art and thus most of general society looked down upon actors outside of the entertainment industry, as lying and imitation is evil.

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b6fb8a No.282585

File: 2548fb04a619d68⋯.gif (289.9 KB,720x480,3:2,51da3459f89c422320c0197e6c….gif)

>Anprim knows way more about crossdressing than a person he's accusing of homosexuality

Is something you wish to tell us, lad?

>you cum obsessed freak

Why are you suddenly talking about cum? All I've done is post anime, nothing cum related

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821156 No.282586

File: 4673a93583eb7c8⋯.png (98.43 KB,518x295,518:295,77CJRn.png)

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50cce9 No.282588

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>>282587

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c00f00 No.281191 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

"Gareth Southgate, the whole of England is with you"

We still believe, we still believe

We still believe, we still believe

It's coming home, it's coming home

It's coming, football's coming home

It's coming home, it's coming home

It's coming, football's coming home

Tears for heroes

Dressed in grey

No plans for final day

Stay in bed drift away

It could have been all

Songs in the street

It was nearly complete

It was nearly so sweet

And now I'm singing,

Three lions on a shirt

Jules Rimet still gleaming

No more years of hurt

No more need for dreaming

Talk about football coming home

And then one night in Rome

We were strong

We had grown

And now I see

Ince ready for war

Gazza good as before

Shearer certain to score

And Psycho screaming,

Three lions on a shirt

Jules Rimet still gleaming

No more years of hurt

No more need for dreaming

We can dance Nobby's dance

We could dance it in France

It's coming home, it's coming home

It's coming, football's coming home

It's coming home, it's coming home

It's coming, football's coming home

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c6ac7b No.281859

File: a40c8ab8270ee12⋯.webm (216.79 KB,960x960,1:1,HELLo.webm)

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227a2e No.281860

*Plays Hearts of Iron 4 but never starts WW2*

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227a2e No.281861

>It crashed

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c6ac7b No.281862

File: 605f65198a3feb3⋯.webm (2.81 MB,480x360,4:3,STAR.webm)

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c00f00 No.281864

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early but meh

>>281863

>>281863

>>281863

>>281863

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a06649 No.280431 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Southgate cannot be out-thought, he has a mind like a steel trap.

That's how we're going to win. Martinez will attempt to out-think Gareth Southgate. The effort will break his mind and on Thursday, when the Belgium lads need help and direction at half-time, Martinez will be a drooling mess in the corner.

52 DIMENSIONAL MUSCULAR SPACE CHESS

>(one dimension for every year of hurt since 1966)

Martinez is shitting himself right now I guarantee it

Are Gareth has got this

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a06649 No.281198

>>281197

I think he will go far this WC

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db7756 No.281199

>>281198

so England vs Belgium is next? tomorrow?

I think I might watch Portugal v.s. Argentina, that's gonna be ebin. never watched a soccer match before

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96b938 No.281200

shoot me

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db7756 No.281201

File: 582e624243c9ccb⋯.png (31.52 KB,688x369,688:369,for freedoms.png)

>>281200

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a06649 No.281202

NEW

>>281191

>>281191

>>281191

>>281191

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71c855 No.279690 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

WATCH THE FOOTBALL

WATCH THE FOOTBALL

WATCH THE FOOTBALL

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14d4d6 No.280427

File: fbd05398925fe02⋯.jpg (34.91 KB,227x270,227:270,wogs out.jpg)

>>280426

>more passive aggressiveness

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203dd9 No.280428

File: 8491b098aac4e61⋯.png (10.24 KB,418x408,209:204,1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)

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83d279 No.280429

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB,358x465,358:465,wink.png)

>>280426

good job chum

work today?

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203dd9 No.280430

>>280429

Yeah, got home 2 hours ago. smh time flies

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14d4d6 No.280432

NEW

>>280431

>>280431

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>>280431

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49028f No.278945 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

aka lewd football pics edition

This thread is to celebrate Anglo superiority over the krauts but we love them really don't we

No links because politics is gay rt

and we should all support INGERLAND

THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR

THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR

THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS

TEN GERMAN BOMBERS

TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR

AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT ONE DOWN

SHOT ONE DOWN

AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT ONE DOWN

SHOT ONE DOWN

AND THE RAF FROM ENGLAND

RAF FROM ENGLAND

RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT ONE DOWN

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9db8f6 No.279691

>>279689

big gay

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407b3a No.279692

>>279689

Kek, all my rarest pics are confidential tbh, regardless of sexy bums

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49028f No.279693

>>279664

L E S B I A N

>>279669

Memes don't count

>>279674

Fuck off nick lowles

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e990dd No.279694

>>279690

>>279690

>>279690

>>279690

>>279690

NEW THREAD

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43d251 No.279695

>>279691

Little gay

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