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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 2f6da821b2a127e⋯.jpg (164.51 KB,844x1199,844:1199,bbc three 1.jpg)

c08f26 No.304486 [View All]

British Academics Say that Memes Are Contributing to Obesity

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/10/19/british-academics-say-that-memes-are-contributing-to-obesity/

Salvini Celebrates as Libyan Coast Now Free of NGO Ships

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/10/19/salvini-celebrates-libyan-coast-now-free-ngo-ships/

Cars with Turkish Elite Police Markings Spotted Patrolling Berlin Streets

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/10/19/cars-with-turkish-elite-police-markings-spotted-patrolling-berlin-streets/

French Flee To Hungary To Escape Effects of Mass Migration

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/10/20/french-flee-to-hungary-to-escape-effects-of-mass-migration/

Brexiteer MPs Could Vote Down Target Rifle Ban in Show of Strength Against Theresa May

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/10/19/brexiteer-mps-could-vote-down-target-rifle-ban-show-strength-theresa-may/

‘It’s Just Chaos’ – Pro-Brexit and Pro-EU Tories All Turning on Theresa May over Negotiations

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/10/19/just-chaos-pro-brexit-pro-eu-tories-turning-theresa-may-negotiations/

Facebook Hires Anti-Brexit Former U.K. Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/10/19/facebook-hires-anti-brexit-former-u-k-deputy-prime-minister-nick-clegg/

Radical Atheist Set Fire to Church, Sikh Temple to Make ‘Political Statement’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/10/19/radical-atheist-set-fire-church-sikh-temple-political-statement/

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16119f No.305195

File: 6be9603b8f7f8a8⋯.png (5.52 KB,196x422,98:211,1538903285999.png)

>>305189

>>laptop charger brakes when I start to post

>A sign from krishna?

this made me rofl hard irl lols

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bd7c97 No.305196

File: 1105de85c7c504f⋯.png (419.08 KB,620x372,5:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>>305195

Gonna increase your neck length to get taller, lad?

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63fcbc No.305197

fuckign hell why does my mum never wash the grill, it must have been like that for a week or two, blimey…covered in shit

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16119f No.305198

>>305196

I wanna be an inch shorter as that's the perfect height.

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63fcbc No.305199

>>305198

no, you don't..

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16119f No.305200

>>305125

that sounds really cool lad i like the fast bit at the end is that you?

i did a tribute song

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1dbseBqPq45

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16119f No.305201

>>305190

its a big brain the information has a long way to travel and sometimes gets lost 😤

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b8e119 No.305202

File: 9b36e2beff934b9⋯.jpg (805.65 KB,1920x2687,1920:2687,ruan-jia-2.jpg)

>>305196

I read that it doesn't actually make their necks longer (or not very much) but it instead forces their traps and collarbones down to make them look longer. pretty fucked up tbh i'm glad our traditions aren't retarded or whats left of them anyway

>>305191

>>305192

meal of kings tbh. readybrek with whole milk, a small spoonful of real honey, and a banana works a treat

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a48f1c No.305203

>>305189

0/10 would not recommend tbh

It's a bit like being back at school but with steroids and teachers who hit you

How have you been darling

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16119f No.305204

File: 718eec4e886e82a⋯.png (471.74 KB,1024x578,512:289,ClipboardImage.png)

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b8e119 No.305205

File: cf96402be53b842⋯.jpg (99.62 KB,1280x1280,1:1,7acb19ccd2e7247b67e3d961ae….jpg)

>>305204

feel like pure shit tbh

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16119f No.305206

>>305205

I am extremely happy tbh

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b8e119 No.305207

>>305206

you deserve happiness

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fc57b9 No.305208

>>305205

>>305206

Truly yin&yang

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16119f No.305209

File: a72c0d104c418d1⋯.jpg (125.47 KB,600x600,1:1,1475459796565.jpg)

>>305207

you do too friend

*shoots my happiness at you and everyone in the thread*

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bd7c97 No.305210

File: 0076ce9e7080f72⋯.png (22.13 KB,680x529,680:529,5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

>>305207

You too, lad. We're all gonna make it

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c08f26 No.305211

File: 6f9477fad619f92⋯.jpg (1.61 MB,1191x1684,1191:1684,__bowsette_mario_series_an….jpg)

>>305204

Romantic tbh.

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fc57b9 No.305212

>>305210

>all

Doubt.exe

>>305209

*deflects your happiness rays using cloak of depression*

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fd4d44 No.305213

File: 6d58e9fc2569574⋯.png (134.96 KB,420x322,30:23,1539313573473.png)

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16119f No.305214

>>305212

>*deflects your happiness rays using cloak of depression*

poorlad you have such an exterior of happiness and calm

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fd4d44 No.305215

File: 9d7f0d81e13e38c⋯.png (470.83 KB,1040x1080,26:27,57886514_p0.png)

>>305205

you really gotta sort out that god awful sleeping pattern of yours, lad

>>305210

you better not be lying to us

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fc57b9 No.305216

Is SomethingElse still alive?

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fc57b9 No.305217

>>305214

Pffffffffft Im made up of >70% spite

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fd4d44 No.305218

>>305216

haven't seen him on Discord the past couple of weeks

he might be noflag posting or lurking though tbh

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fc57b9 No.305219

NIGERIA

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16119f No.305220

>>305219

decent colony that

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4b33cb No.305221

>>305220

Yeah, good coal and oil reserves

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b8e119 No.305222

File: 5695fc442335373⋯.png (190.05 KB,496x444,124:111,tumblr_oesie3XTrm1son3fpo2….png)

>>305209

thanks, lad

>>305210

thanks, tooty

>>305215

it's not the sleeping pattern that's the problem. the sleeping pattern is a symptom of having nothing to live for

idk what i'd do without you lot tbh

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fd4d44 No.305223

File: 99f800e99c87ed2⋯.gif (277.53 KB,280x359,280:359,1539264712114.gif)

>>305222

>spoiler

We're all in this together!

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fc57b9 No.305224

>>305222

Sleep patterns and depression and linked both ways tbh

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fc57b9 No.305225

Bobs and vagene

Pls I am keen

Show me your bean

Stop being mean

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b8e119 No.305226

File: 5e1c60758ba3edf⋯.png (89.87 KB,246x241,246:241,76d866400cdb5748544d8efa17….png)

>>305223

you're a good lad

>>305224

yeah but it's just that i do often fix it and it stays regular and healthy for ~2 weeks before inevitably i fall into nocturnality again because of oversleeping due to the depression and therefore staying up later

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bd7c97 No.305227

>>305212

Ignore this lad, his van can't even be driven!

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bd7c97 No.305228

File: 1d4c09438953656⋯.png (23.82 KB,529x529,1:1,5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

Get in the cool van

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fd4d44 No.305229

File: 45ff6e92f38c83d⋯.jpg (37.52 KB,405x400,81:80,1539200861672.jpg)

>>305228

STAY AWAY FROM ME

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63fcbc No.305230

>>305200

yeah

lel thankee

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bd7c97 No.305231

File: 039123b553eb5b4⋯.png (16.72 KB,437x510,437:510,ClipboardImage.png)

Free sweets for sweeties

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bd7c97 No.305232

I have a funny horn you can honk

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63fcbc No.305233

free sweats for sweaters

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63fcbc No.305234

>mummy brought a chinese home

once more she avoids my beautiful cooking

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fc57b9 No.305235

>>305232

Stop talking about your weird cock please mate

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4b33cb No.305236

>>305224

tbh

>>305234

Is a Chinese home different from a British home?

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fc57b9 No.305237

>>305234

Did you get on with him?

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b8e119 No.305238

>>305234

what's his name?

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63fcbc No.305239

walked into that one eh…

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63fcbc No.305240

>>305238

Wei Tu Yung

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4b33cb No.305241

File: b901ab61df5cd36⋯.jpg (65.83 KB,982x345,982:345,Asian games are too Asian.jpg)

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bd7c97 No.305242

>>305235

You haven't heard about it in a while, lad

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0d2282 No.305243

File: 0bd9d8cff73e1eb⋯.jpg (23.31 KB,480x480,1:1,11313779_810706145692181_6….jpg)

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c08f26 No.305246

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