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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: d5bdaa694ff7830⋯.jpg (22.34 KB,400x281,400:281,loss.jpg)

eef36a No.301603 [View All]

‘Zombie’ Storm Leslie Smashes Into Portugal, Spain

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/10/14/zombie-storm-leslie-smashes-into-portugal-spain/

>Storms packing nearly 180 kilometres-per-hour winds hit Portugal early Sunday leaving hundreds of thousands of people without power before carrying heavy rain on into Spain, authorities said.

>Leslie was dubbed a “zombie” hurricane as it first formed on September 23, only to meander through the Atlantic Ocean for weeks.

Corbyn: Teach Children Slavery and Britain’s ‘Grave Injustices’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/10/12/labours-corbyn-teach-children-slavery-britains-grave-injustices/

>Jeremy Corbyn has said if he were to lead Britain, schoolchildren would be extensively taught about so-called “grave injustices” he says Britain has caused around the world.

>Making the announcement as part of Black History Month, Corbyn called for a new “emancipation educational trust” to promote the study of slavery and the “resilience and sacrifice of those enslaved and the struggle for liberation”.

>He did not mention the Arab slave trade, which targeted black Africans long before Europeans, or the enslavement of Europeans by the Ottomans and North Africans.

>Britain’s Royal Navy was tasked with stamping out the Atlantic slave-trade in the 19th century, a fact often forgotten by left-wing educators.

>Announcing the plans in Bristol, Mr Corbyn said: “Black history is British history, and it should not be confined to a single month each year.

Queen’s Granddaughter Princess Eugenie Weds Tequila Executive at Windsor Castle

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/10/12/queens-granddaughter-princess-eugenie-weds-tequila-executive-at-windsor-castle/

>Princess Eugenie married tequila executive Jack Brooksbank in a solemn ceremony at St. George’s Chapel on the grounds of Windsor Castle Friday.

>Eugenie, 28, works at a contemporary art gallery. Her sister, Princess Beatrice, served as maid of honor. They are the daughters of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson, who are divorced but enjoy an amicable relationship.

>Eugenie told ITV, which broadcast the hour-long service in Britain, that she was both excited and a bit on edge.

>“It’s nerve-wracking and a bit scary and all the things that come with getting married, but at the end of the day you get to marry the person you love,” she said.

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6950e6 No.302288

>>302287

no I just wasn't a toryboy and some twat got into an argument with me about hitler and accused me of being a jerrycuck

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b3d662 No.302289

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b3d662 No.302290

File: 39f76e42baf1ba1⋯.jpg (54.9 KB,456x700,114:175,11630a.jpg)

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b3d662 No.302291

File: 066f6cb0ab0e96d⋯.jpg (56.37 KB,479x700,479:700,11630b.jpg)

h

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182eca No.302292

File: 118c0d75191ffe8⋯.jpg (740.71 KB,1000x1465,200:293,1498523016348-0.jpg)

愛して くろしい ほど に

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e28e2f No.302293

File: d9f09efd6fd252b⋯.jpg (314.71 KB,1024x768,4:3,theresa feminist.jpg)

>>302288

>not supporting the BASED Tories

smh lad

/brit/ takes anti-krautism pretty seriously, but tbh a lot of it is just a reaction to /pol/'s autistic yankish pro-krautism

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f9e507 No.302294

>>302293

tbh. Got nothing against the Germans, but if I can use it to bully yanks with, I will.

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f9e507 No.302297

>>302295

r u becoming a moon?

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b3d662 No.302298

>>302295

>>302296

wait

is this a poster here?

i know his face wtf

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f9e507 No.302299

>>302298

He does have a familiar face about him. Kind of looks like my Grandma.

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b3d662 No.302300

>>302299

no, i mean i am literally friends with this person on tumblr

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b3d662 No.302302

File: fe67b12f220aea2⋯.png (303.95 KB,657x527,657:527,ClipboardImage.png)

wait

this also must mean that Neo has a tumblr

i will find it

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6950e6 No.302304

File: 6d32f1fd23837ac⋯.jpg (531.41 KB,916x963,916:963,1500780125205.jpg)

>>302296

>>302295

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b3d662 No.302305

>>302303

i am very confused right now

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b3d662 No.302310

File: a890d72c6746058⋯.png (2.79 MB,968x1200,121:150,ClipboardImage.png)

i want the real neo back

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f9e507 No.302311

Hope the end of the universe is soon, tbh. Bored of it.

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f9e507 No.302312

I want to fizzle away into the next stage of existence.

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b3d662 No.302313

>>302311

>>302312

civilisation will collapse soon so at least we'll have a change of scene

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b3d662 No.302314

>>302309

who are you

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f9e507 No.302315

>>302313

So tired of the material though. It's all so clumsy.

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b3d662 No.302316

>>302315

millions of years of evolution is meant to be elegant though

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f9e507 No.302317

More and more these days I feel we're living in the memories of a child's dream.

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f9e507 No.302318

The owls are speaking to me again.

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b3d662 No.302320

>>302319

no you're not smh

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f9e507 No.302321

what secrets do you hold, friends?

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b3d662 No.302323

>>302322

i use the dark theme so i can see that tripcode is fake

also idk why you're referring to my inactive since 2015 blog but w/e

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f9e507 No.302324

I think I've achieved enlightenment.

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f9e507 No.302325

going for a night walk

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b3d662 No.302326

>>302324

good to know lad

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6950e6 No.302327

>>302324

prove it

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a4ca04 No.302328

File: 7ed4b8d371112cb⋯.jpeg (934.02 KB,1080x1090,108:109,ED8B712B-73C3-4ADA-9069-5….jpeg)

>munter taps at work despite my previous asking to be quiet

>munter drinks eight coffees a day and I have to deal with her wanting to talk to me

>munter clicks her tongue piercing against her teeth and mouth

>munter eats loudly

>munter stinks of gravy and meat dripping

>munter is of subhuman intelligence

>munter tries to tell me how to do my job despite being here much longer than me and not being trusted with working the jobs I do

>munter is generally a repulsive and idiotic normie

Sometimes I think in the workplace that my darling and I are the only ones worth saving.

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27ee5b No.302329

File: 1a63996dbd27c1c⋯.png (1.37 MB,1584x896,99:56,1467423681855.png)

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307254 No.302330

File: 6094cc7d0d18f55⋯.jpg (72.46 KB,640x511,640:511,soon brother.jpg)

>>302329

morning brother

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a4ca04 No.302331

File: 9e5f6da66980b38⋯.jpeg (241.11 KB,601x800,601:800,8403E4E4-446E-473A-AB6A-4….jpeg)

>>302329

At least my bossman doesn’t make me fellate him.

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182eca No.302332

File: 203c8cb702b521d⋯.jpg (57.48 KB,480x360,4:3,1475634013400.jpg)

>>302325

Enjoy.

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c4eb8d No.302333

File: 00f77b140387876⋯.png (156.12 KB,804x802,402:401,00f77b1403878769cd1b75658a….png)

aah! Another lovely day! Boy I can't wait to watch Batman The Return The Revenge of The Joker or something excellent capekino!

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182eca No.302334

File: 7001fccd5f041a4⋯.gif (29.17 KB,846x800,423:400,1530922905985.gif)

>The government wants to make intolerance to Goth's illegal

Wowe bout time 😤

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182eca No.302335

Into the treeeeeeeeees~

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c4eb8d No.302336

>>302334

being a goth is the last stand of implicit white identity

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182eca No.302337

File: d57c9e959bceb45⋯.png (123.57 KB,500x515,100:103,865805d27fa7b54eb246a36186….png)

>>302336

Part of the vibe is looking pale tbf.

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c4eb8d No.302338

>>302337

yeah

and did you ever see a black goth?

we should all be goths

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f14b53 No.302339

>>302338

gothic fashion was inspired by the nazi uniform aesthetic

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182eca No.302340

File: 4e3585db308a413⋯.jpg (92.51 KB,800x760,20:19,levi10.jpg)

>>302338

>ywn be a goth manlet who fights supernatural beings

Sad tbh

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c4eb8d No.302341

>>302339

woah

thats it im gonna go out as soon as i get money and buy some heavy boots, a leather coat and a lot of belts

>>302340

you could be though tbh

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f14b53 No.302342

>>302341

lose weight first

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182eca No.302343

File: 658e0f728e312a0⋯.jpg (41.22 KB,564x819,188:273,levi7.jpg)

>>302341

>you could be though tbh

My dream.

>>302339

IMPLICIT

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f14b53 No.302344

dressing as a nazi in general is easy as dirt, you can just say "whoa dude don't you know what nazi chic is? the sex pistols did it too. and the asians do it too. we dont like nazis we're just fashionable"

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182eca No.302345

>>302344

Everyone thinks polka dot SS camo is cool regardless of politics.

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c4eb8d No.302346

File: f36f37494e74520⋯.jpg (81.63 KB,1024x768,4:3,Stefan The Gatekeeper.jpg)

HALT TRAVELER!

I AM THE GATEKEEPER! YOU CANNOT PASS UNLESS YOU BEST ME IN AN ARGUMENT!

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eef36a No.302349

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