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8334e0 No.252994 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]>>261104 >>252996 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Farming must continue 'uninterrupted'

>elaborating on his motion for a constitutional amendment to allow expropriation without compensation, EFF leader Julius Malema said on Wednesday that farmers should be able to continue to work their land uninterrupted, but that those parts that lay idle should be redistributed by the state

>he was answering questions by journalists outside of the party's public health care campaign launch at Chris Hani Baragwanath Hospital in Soweto, following his motion in the National Assembly on Tuesday

>"if you are a farmer and you have lost ownership of the land to the state, then the portion of the farm you are using to produce whatever you are producing should continue uninterrupted. [But] idling parts of the farm …should be reallocated to someone else who will use it for production," he said

https://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/farming-must-continue-uninterrupted-malema-20180228

Flying old South African flag is hate speech

>the Nelson Mandela Foundation has applied to the Equality Court in Johannesburg for an order that will effectively ban members of the public from flying the "apartheid South Africa" flag

>the foundation said it wants the court to find that "gratuitous displays of the old official flag of apartheid South Africa constitute hate speech‚ unfair discrimination and harassment based on race"

>its action was prompted by displays of the old flag at demonstrations against farm murders on “Black Monday” in October last year

https://www.timeslive.co.za/politics/2018-02-28-flying-old-south-african-flag-is-hate-speech-nelson-mandela-foundation/

Turning hops into South Africa's next wine

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37ab06 No.253695

[pop]YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

genuinely one of my favourite trashy pop songs

>>253685

I thought it was saturday today so I'm feeling pretty good rn

>>253686

*actually arrived early but made me wait 2 hours to make the floral shirt and sun glasses in autumn make me conflicted about being irritated or amused*

I like your style lad

>friend

Only if he buys you a maccies tbh

>>253687

actually LMAO

And you'll be getting lots more where that came from if you don't cease your surveillance mr. gchq

>>253692

panda pop

>>253686

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37ab06 No.253696

tbf I'll get the next thread

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6ce31c No.253698

>>253685

watching apocalypse now tonight don't spoil me never seen it don't know anything about it

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37ab06 No.253699

>>253697

>>253697

NIGGER

>>253697

>>253697

>>253697

YOU KNOW WHAT OTHER WORD STARTS WITH N?

NEW!

>>253697

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>>253697

NEWTHREAD

NEWTHREAD

NEWTHREAD

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3fe005 No.261104

>>252994 (OP)

quality thread thanks

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f08f8a No.259825 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]>>259826 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

This week

London murder rate beats New York as stabbings surge

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/london-murder-rate-beats-new-york-as-stabbings-surge-f59w0xqs0

Kim Jong Un 'deeply moved' by K-pop concert in Pyongyang

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/01/world/kim-jong-un-concert-kpop/

Russia threat and terror the focus of security review

>Threats from Russia and organised crime are the focus of a new national security strategy for the UK.

>In what the prime minister has called a "fusion doctrine", the plan will combine intelligence and the Army with economics and diplomacy to defeat UK enemies.

>Theresa May said "every capability" would be used against increasing threats on national security.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43562411

UK lifts defence spending by £600m to fund nuclear deterrent

>UK prime Minister Theresa May announced an unexpected boost to British defence spending on Wednesday, handing an extra £600m to the Ministry of Defence towards the programme to build a new class of submarines to carry the UK’s nuclear deterrent.

>Speaking at Prime Minister’s questions, Mrs May said: “The chancellor of the exchequer and I agreed the Ministry of Defence will have access to £600m this coming financial year for the MOD’s Dreadnought submarine programme. Today’s announcement will ensure the work to rebuild the UK’s new world class submarines remains on schedule and another sign of the deep commitment this government has to keeping our country safe.”

>Mrs Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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64261d No.260522>>260526 >>260527

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Have we watched Network together yet?

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f08f8a No.260523

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f08f8a No.260525

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f08f8a No.260526>>260527

>>260522

Nah lad is it decent?

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f08f8a No.260527

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>>260522

>>260526

Oh it's this film, should do it tbf

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c0ced9 No.259144 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]>>259146 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Russia threat and terror the focus of security review

>Threats from Russia and organised crime are the focus of a new national security strategy for the UK.

>In what the prime minister has called a "fusion doctrine", the plan will combine intelligence and the Army with economics and diplomacy to defeat UK enemies.

>Theresa May said "every capability" would be used against increasing threats on national security.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43562411

UK lifts defence spending by £600m to fund nuclear deterrent

>UK prime Minister Theresa May announced an unexpected boost to British defence spending on Wednesday, handing an extra £600m to the Ministry of Defence towards the programme to build a new class of submarines to carry the UK’s nuclear deterrent.

>Speaking at Prime Minister’s questions, Mrs May said: “The chancellor of the exchequer and I agreed the Ministry of Defence will have access to £600m this coming financial year for the MOD’s Dreadnought submarine programme. Today’s announcement will ensure the work to rebuild the UK’s new world class submarines remains on schedule and another sign of the deep commitment this government has to keeping our country safe.”

>Mrs May went on to explain that when added to a further £200m released by the government’s supplementary estimates in February, a process where officials and ministers can release extra funding for existing and news spending commitments, the move takes the total of extra new money for the MoD to £800m in this financial year.

https://www.ft.com/content/81c7ba16-327e-11e8-ac48-10c6fdc22f03

No UK border exit records for 600,000 people, says watchdog

>Theresa May’s long-promised system of “100% exit checks” at Britain’s borders is so unreliable that it contains no dePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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06437a No.259822>>259823

>>259821

Nigga I can't do backbreaking labor without a drink

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6335f7 No.259823

>>259822

I feel sorry for you

probably your diet

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6335f7 No.259824>>259828

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7c4995 No.259826

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6d6b44 No.259828

>>259824

Looks fun tbh.

t. always used to cover hands in glue so I could peel it off later

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dbab9d No.258452 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]>>258454 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

This Week

Saudis blow themselves up with their own ballistic missile, Webms available

>Saudi air defense forces shoot down 7 Houthi missiles, one expat killed

http://www.arabnews.com/node/1273566/saudi-arabia

Brexit: WE DONT GET ARE FISH BACK

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=5lqxWubkEquTgAaOvIegAQ&q=mongolian+steppe+ritual+sauna+smoke+on+the+water&oq=mongolian+steppe+ritual+sauna+smoke+on+the+water&gs_l=psy-ab.3..33i21k1.1516.11204.0.11324.53.38.0.4.4.0.283.4105.0j22j5.27.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..22.26.3178.0..0j0i131k1j0i22i30k1j33i160k1.0.WPNSLxwFAJ8

Vote Leave spending accusations debunked: Brexit News for Sunday 25 March

http://brexitcentral.com/today/brexit-news-sunday-25-march/

BBC Describes Refugee Terror Bomber from Iraq as ‘Surrey Teenager’ -- Again

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/24/fake-news-bbc-describes-refugee-terror-bomber-iraq-surrey-teenager/

Saxony, Germany, wants separate trade deal with the Midlands after Brexit

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5d98ad No.259142

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>>259139

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love girls with thicc eyebrows

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5d98ad No.259143

i also love cara tbh

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50b1ee No.259145

still I love padme the most

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163c9f No.259146

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4805d8 No.259171

>>259028

>Dat pic

Noicer

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805ab5 No.257756 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]>>257757 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

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4499c7 No.258448

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892828 No.258449

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162a88 No.258450

>>258446

NOOOOOOOOOO WTF

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162a88 No.258451

>>258438

I think cats are an exception to that, because they settled willingly originally. but yeah castrating them is mean - except health issues ofc. it's proven animals live longer and healthier among humans. i owned rats tbh. never again, when they die it's hell.

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202c11 No.258454

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What've we got in this bag lads? Goodness would you look at that, it's a New Thread

>>258452

>>258452

>>258452

>>258452

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233e47 No.257004 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]>>257005 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

ECSA and WSC call for the revision of the Reporting Formalities Directive to improve the efficiency of maritime transport

>The European Commission is expected to publish a proposal for a revision of the Reporting Formalities Directive ( RFD ) in early May 2018 that is intended to remedy the current costly, unharmonised and burdensome reporting requirements facing ships calling at EU ports

>current complex, repetitive and duplicative reporting requirements not only result in productivity losses for maritime carriers and their customers but also create unnecessary workload and stress for ship crews

>a genuine “European Single Window” is required that will enable the same data to be submitted in the same way for the same operations and processes in all EU ports

http://www.en.portnews.ru/news/255027/

Shipping needs an attitude adjustment -Transas chief

>Transas CEO, Frank Coles, identified industries such as aviation, nuclear power and space as working at a higher level of quality when compared to maritime industry

>while these industries require a “strict culture of excellence” and have developed a “deep awareness of their own vulnerabilities,” Coles argued that the maritime industry is often stuck in an “out-of-date business-style” with “multiple stakeholders all vying for an opinion and ultimately producing a messy result"

>Coles acknowledged the growing use of connectivity and use of monitoring and of data for analytics and performance but said these remain fragmented as an appreciation of facts behind digitalization and the cybersecurity of ship operations is largely absent from the industry

https://www.marinelink.com/news/adjustment-attitude435104

Prioritise maritime transport in Brexit talks, say ports

>the European Sea Ports Organisation has callPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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8ed8f5 No.257752

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>>257751

He fucking blew it!

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8ed8f5 No.257753>>257754

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Somebody is going to have their bum spanked if Nigella doesn't get her thread!

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792e8e No.257754>>257755

>>257753

Making one gimme twenny seconds

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8ed8f5 No.257755>>257757

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>>257754

Aren't you a darling…

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792e8e No.257757

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4ba470 No.255010 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]>>255011 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

BREED

This is the order of your former BO

Reminder that the following are acceptable:

>J.ewesses

>Ruskis (only for me tho hands off you cunts)

>dagos

>frogs

>if need be, the lesser asian races

>nips I SUPPOSE

>pakis (of course, shout out to my nigga vanlad)

>whatever the fuck Frances is (this is doubly acceptable, like j.ewesses tbh)

Not acceptable:

>*nglish thots

>taigs

>amerimutts and other colonials

now for links and other delightful whatsits

‘FRESH HALE: Reform or Crumble’ -- Populist Leader Says Italian Elections Are ‘Last Chance’ Before Italy Follows UK Out of EU ‘Cage’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/04/reform-crumble-italy-vote-last-chance-eu/

>Populist leader Matteo Salvini has warned that Italy could leave the European Union (EU) after Britain if Brussels continues to refuse to listen to the public’s concerns.

>As Italians went to the polls on Sunday for national elections, the Lega party leader declared his support “on principle” for direct democracy, telling the British media that the Brexit referendum serves as an example for Italy to follow.

>“The British case is even more emblematic because it represents the first and only time so far where European citizens have had the opportunity to have a say about their membership of the European Union,” he said.

oh yeah it's pizzaland elections today so high energy etc etc prolly should've made the thread in honour of them but who gives a fuck quite frankly, I'm maPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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4a00a4 No.255725

>>255724

>t. likes her

no

night lad though

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23088b No.255726

>>255724

why would i want a slavshit?

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01dc63 No.255728

>>255717

gowan lad, hope it works out

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a8b87c No.255730

>>255727

>>255727

>>255727

>>255727

>still needing me to make your threads

Smh.

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389234 No.257028

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8cd1e6 No.256393 [Open thread][Last50 Posts][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

This Week

Telford: Yet another ~1,000 children raped, beaten, drugged, sold and killed in Shropshire

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>Britain's 'worst ever' child grooming scandal exposed: Hundreds of young girls raped, beaten, sold for sex and some even KILLED

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/britains-worst-ever-child-grooming-12165527

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>BBC Finally reporting on it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-43391605

UK pushing hard for war with Russia - Salisbury chemical attack

>Russia demands nerve agent sample from UK

>UK will not provide a sample

>Why is this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43381880

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>'Don’t try anything rash’: Russian Embassy urges UK to rethink rumoured cyber attack

https://www.rt.com/uk/421193-cyber-attack-russia-embassy/

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bca71f No.257002

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6702b0 No.257003

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6702b0 No.257005

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6702b0 No.257006

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b72d9d No.255727 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]>>255730 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

‘Brazen Act of War’: MPs and Ministers Rail Against Suspected Nerve Agent Attack

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/08/brazen-act-war-mps-ministers-suspected-russian-nerve-agent-attack/

>A former government minister has said Russia could be guilty of “a brazen act of war” if they attempted to assassinate a former spy in Salisbury, whilst a Labour MP called Russia a “terrorist” state.

>Addressing the House, Home Secretary Amber Rudd told MPs the attack was a “brazen and reckless act” conducted in the “most cruel and public way”, but cautioned against speculating about the perpetrators.

Days After Threatening to Punish Brexit Voters by Grounding Holiday Flights, Ryanair Changes Tune

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/08/threatening-punish-brexit-voters-grounding-flights-ryanair-changes-tune/

>Days after abrasive Europhile airline boss Michael O’Leary announced his intention to force Brits to see the Brexit debate from his point of view by grounding his aircraft, the Ryanair chief of marketing has spoken out to confirm the company will not actually be deliberately sabotaging its own business out of spite over the EU membership vote.

>Despite hundreds of flights departing the United Kingdom and flying to non-European Union member states around the world every day, Jacobs repeated the claim that Britain leaving the European Union could mean “open skies comes to a grinding halt on a specific date because negotiations fall apart and there is then a risk that aircraft can’t fly” and said consumers should be concerned.

Hundreds of women plan mass resignation from the Labour Party over ruling that allows trannies on all-women shortlists

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89fb0b No.256395

>>256392

>tfw still have a local habadashery

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f603f0 No.256397

>>256388

This tbh, I didn't grow up in a pakified area but my school had its share of girls who met their older boyfriends at the school gates at the end of every day. Maybe now I'd think something else of it but back then they were just "those kinds of girls" tbph. At even if they were being abused, which we wouldn't have been aware of anyway, what's some weedy child supposed to do about it that the police or social can't? Never mind the fact that these were the types of girls who treated autists like me with contempt.

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88648e No.256399

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5fb930 No.256402

>>256390

This tbh

No point getting wound up over this, there's little we can do in practice and we knew it was happening anyway. It's the result of various problems in modern Britain and has no idea on how to fix it, beyond get rid of the pakis and drugs and shit and instilling moral values.

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1abc24 No.256457

>>256361

>by the dear old grandparents wanting me to work myself to death for my entire life to pay for their pension.

Did they actually say this?

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1c77a3 No.254330 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]>>254331 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Master stove maker Esse launches landmark new stove with 'plug and play' convenience and flexibility

>iconic new electric heater developed to appeal to sophisticated, design-aware urban customers

>designed and built entirely in Britain, the all-new Vector electric heater marks a major milestone for the Lancashire-based engineering company

>the new Vector will introduce this long established British brand to a much wider cross section of customers

https://www.fireplace.co.uk/newsletters/february-2018/mobile/index.html#p=7

Scientists say lighting a cosy fire at home is bad for your health and can be as dangerous as a building site because of carbon emissions

>lighting a fire at home may create a cosy atmosphere -- but the warmth and glow now come with a health warning

>scientists say householders should put on a mask before striking a match in their fireplace, or risk inhaling harmful fumes

>they say a family fireside can be as dangerous as a mine or building site when it comes to carbon emissions

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5415547/Cosy-fire-home-bad-health-building-site.html

What’s hot in the fireplace market

>the wood-burning stove you have been cosying up to since Christmas could be producing more particulates than an HGV

>this week Michael Gove, the environment secretary, said that he was considering banning the sale of house coal for open fires, allowing only low-sulphur, smokeless alternatives. Wood burners will not be banned, however, which will come as a relief to the 1.5 million households who have one, and the 200,000 people that buy one each year

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58dc67 No.255007

>>255004

but theyd be raised by a single mummy

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eb6597 No.255008>>255009

>>255003

I wouldn't say it was a bad idea either though tbf

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58dc67 No.255009

>>255008

hmmm

would have cummed inside that older lass i met tbh

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c073d4 No.255011

AUTISM HO!

>>255010

>>255010

>>255010

>>255010

>>255010

My OP is actually a work of art fams

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5ec124 No.255015

>>254991

It was pretty funny but I wouldn't have been able to watch more of 2 teens being edgy. The love angke was better, although underdeveloped. I wasn't particularly impressed but the show was "dece"

>>254994

>Misinterpret

I've probably called normies dipshits hundreds of times over my posting career. The truth of my opinion however is that I don't see normies any dumber than chan people. They're just circumstantially more ignorant because they're not hooked up to /pol/ ect

>affect development

Yeah physical development sure. But w/e I have nothing to say if there're studies proving this or that.

Doesn't matter though because *I'm* the one who's at a disadvantage in that scenario. If we're all being pumped w/ oestrogen then all she's getting is maturity sooner whereas I'm getting morphed into a soyboy. Sounds like the 17 y/o is the nonce here.

>purely age

Ultimately this "mental development" crap would depend on an individual anyway right? IRL I'd be doing case by case and frankly I can't stand stupid girls long enough to throw lines at them. Even so it sounds dubious. Can I not get with a dumb 19 y/o because she's mentally "stunted?

>sexualised manner

To be clear, the thots I posted were not sexualised as far as it concerns *me*. They're pictures of pretty girls that I post because I like pretty girls. There's no arse or tits or sexual connotations, and to say that they are just because I think they're attractive is silly. But if it makes you uncomfortable I can stop, although it's better to ask than call people nonces.

>pro relationships

I'm fine w/ it case by case.

Even then

As far as I can figure everyones on the same playing field if everyones underdeveloped.

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0a4b9b No.253697 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]>>253699 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Now now lads, I love artistically valuable music as much as anyone else. You're preaching to the choir when you tell me about the disgraceful state of this country's art institutes, especially music which is very valuable to me. However not every work needs to convey beauty, sometimes it's fine to listen to something that makes you want to smile and dance, or sit by your side when you feel sad.

Links from /brit/ as per usual:

Far-right 'moving increasingly online'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43250100

British MI5 agents allowed to commit crimes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5452695/British-MI5-agents-allowed-commit-crimes.html

Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson Suspended from Twitter for Stating Statistical Fact About Muslims in Grooming Gangs

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/01/tommy-roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson-banned-twitter-stating-statistical-fact-muslim-grooming-gangs/

Nigel Farage SHUTS DOWN and ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS second referendum calls as Dimbleby FAILS to control Remainer AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/926085/BBC-Question-Time-David-Dimbleby-audience-member-Nigel-Farage-Ken-Clarke-Brexit-news/

Why the world needs to get ready for more people dying

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c04232 No.254331>>254335

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d03b3f No.254335

>>254327

Well I run this place so I do have to be here.

>>254331

lad it's not even 700?

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03c83b No.254337

>>254326

Sheeeeeeit

LOWBLOW

FINISH HIM

>>254321

Fair

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e10485 No.254350

>>254284

>if she tries really hard she can almost make it look like she has hips

lol

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15461f No.254430

>All the old posters are back

Wew

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789eaa No.252357 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]>>252359 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Scoltand agrees on 50p minimum unit pricing

>ministers in the Scottish Parliament voted yesterday (26th February) for minimum unit pricing (MUP) to be 50p when it is introduced later this year

>this will raise the cheapest price for a four-pack of beer from £1 to £1.78, a three litre bottle of cider from £3.59 to £11.22, a 70cl bottle of vodka from £9.97 to £13.11, Scotch from £11 to £14 and a bottle of wine from £3.09 to £4.98

>Scotland’s health secretary, Shona Robison, said that: “With alcohol on sale today in some places at just 16p per unit, we have to tackle the scourge of cheap, high-strength drink that causes so much damage to so many families. This move will save thousands of lives.”

https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2018/02/scotland-agrees-on-50p-minimum-pricing/

Southern Comfort to launch bold whiskey-forward variant in UK

>a bold new variant of Southern Comfort, bringing American whiskey more to the fore, is to be launched in the UK.

>Southern Comfort Black, with ABV of 40% instead of the core expression’s 35%, will tap into a growing interest in American whiskey among younger spirit drinkers, especially men

>it is due to be launched in the UK off- and on-trade by Southern Comfort’s distributor Hi-Spirits in March

http://barmagazine.co.uk/southern-comfort-launch-bold-whiskey-forward-variant-uk/

Porterhouse Brewing Company opens €6mn brewery with limited edition beer launch

>indepently owned Irish craft brewer, Porterhouse Brewing Company has opened €6mn brewery in Dublin to keep up with rising demand in the UK and Europe

>the brewery will facilitate the increased demand, particularly from within the UK, and allow for a wider variety of beersPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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9062f4 No.252992

>>252990

but what a contribution it is

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9062f4 No.252993>>252995

>2 yumyums

fucking is enough

AND AS DINNER MEAL AS WELL

appalling tbh

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9062f4 No.252995

>>252993

fucking 1*

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789eaa No.252996

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d43d44 No.253000

>>252986

there was an rspca parody vid of ziggy but can't find it rip

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9c815a No.251741 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]>>251742 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Brexit and aviation: UK airline access to EU markets to diminish, as airlines prepare for the worst

>in spite of UK Transport Secretary Chris Grayling's continued assertion that he will seek "the best possible access to European markets" for UK airlines, this access is increasingly likely to be less liberal than now

>the European Commission has made it clear that the UK will leave the single aviation market when it leaves the EU, possibly after a limited transition period yet to be agreed

>the UK's participation in EU deals with third countries will also cease, but Mr Grayling is confident that the UK can replace them with new bilaterals

https://centreforaviation.com/insights/analysis/brexit-and-aviation-uk-airline-access-to-eu-markets-to-diminish-as-airlines-prepare-for-the-worst-400044

Ryanair chief backs 'vital' capacity boost at Stansted

>Ryanair chief executive Michael O'Leary has expressed support for London Stansted airport's application to raise its annual cap on passenger numbers by eight million to 43 million

>"Stansted's potential and spare capacity remains untapped," O'Leary states. "So it's vital to make best and efficient use of the existing infrastructure to provide more growth opportunities and greater value for consumers at a time when runway capacity is more constrained in the southeast of England."

>announcing the submission of its planning application yesterday, Stansted said the extra capacity would "ease pressure on the London airport system by unlocking additional capacity at a time when other airports are full"

https://www.flightglobal.com/news/articles/ryanair-chief-backs-vital-capacity-boost-at-stanst-446181/

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0fcb6c No.252355>>252356

>>252353

id like to lick her flat chest and tummy, neck and arms, elbows armpits and bum

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5ea719 No.252356>>252358 >>252360

>>252355

> flat chest

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0fcb6c No.252358

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9c815a No.252359

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43b954 No.252360

>>252354

Kek defrauding public transport is a hobby of mine too :^)

>>252356

Tbh

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c39d44 No.251075 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]>>251076 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Seems topical tbf

I think we can all agree it's all fun and games to shag brown lasses :^)

Question is, is it ok when we grow attached? I'm undecided largely with one caveat: Love is a silly emotion that clouds ones vision of the big picture

links stolen from /brit/:

EU funding linked to migrant quotas

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/eu-funding-linked-to-migrant-quotas-nkwsjqf6q

Restoring our fish and farms

http://johnredwoodsdiary.com/2018/02/24/restoring-our-fish-and-farms/

Donald Tusk: UK Brexit plans 'pure illusion'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43175201

Band of Tory Brexit rebels will vote for a customs union with EU

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/band-of-tory-rebels-will-vote-for-a-customs-union-with-eu-2026g560j

Does Jeremy Corbyn think Leave voters are too thick to notice him offering Brexit in name only?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2018/02/23/does-jeremy-corbyn-think-leave-voters-thick-notice-offering/

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65f44e No.251737

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>>251736

Good night goy boi

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1bb0b0 No.251738

>Met another cute racist Irish girl

Argh lads maybe I should go to uni tbh

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1bb0b0 No.251739

>>251679

There’s something wrong with you nigga

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65f44e No.251740

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J.ewesses, tbh.

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d69fba No.251742

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McKinsey tasked with bringing City Christians into Church of England fold

>it might allegedly be easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God, but that isn’t stopping the Church of England looking to supplement its flock with members of London’s financial elite

>a group led by the Church of England’s most senior Bishop has appointed McKinsey to draft a five-year plan, aimed at boosting the appeal of England’s state religious institution among Christian financial services executives aged between 20 and 35

>in a statement to the British press, Justin Welby remarked, “Given the frenetic and consuming nature of work in the financial sector, I would like to see Christians asking: what does it mean properly to stop? What does it mean to take time to reflect and examine your day?”

https://www.consultancy.uk/news/16059/mckinsey-tasked-with-bringing-city-christians-into-church-of-england-fold

CIPR unveils new energy think tank

>the Chartered Institute of Public Relations has announced the line-up of its new Energy Leadership Platform (ELP), following widespread interest from members

>led by co-chairs Ella Minty Found.Chart.PR MCIPR and Paddy Blewer MCIPR, the ELP will engage on key issues relating to the energy industry nationally and internationally from next month

>the new member-led think tank will comprise of seventeen senior qualified professionals with extensive experience in the provision of both in house and external communications advice across the energy industrial value chain

http://newsroom.cipr.co.uk/line-up-for-cipr-energy-think-tank-revealed/

Omnicom PR firms report slight growth in Q4

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10a97c No.251072

>>251070

>not having a slide belt that adjusts infinitely

Casuals smh

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dfd1ee No.251073>>251074

>>251057

And a codeine addict

>>251056

Tbh I’ve met gen zed who are zylkon but she’s just an edgy kid honestly. It’s pretty tragic what’s going on with her but she brought it upon herself.

Hate what women do but love what women are :(

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10a97c No.251074>>251080

>>251073

>codiene addict

Stay well away lad

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e10aca No.251076

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dfd1ee No.251080

>>251074

There’s so many layers of fucked up with this girl I genuinely feel like someone needs to save her from herself and kill her bf who is purile scum

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