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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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724af7 No.272650 [View All]

Brexit News for Saturday 2 June

DUP urges May to get tough on Brussels as plan for joint UK-EU status for Northern Ireland dismissed

https://brexitcentral.com/today/brexit-news-saturday-2-june/

Political row over Canterbury Pride 'hijack' claim

http://archive.is/S51ce

Monarch all smiles at Epsom Derby in lilac on Ladies Day

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/968489/the-queen-lilac-ladies-day-epsom-derby-surrey

Man makes citizen's arrest in London's Borough Market without even dropping his cigarette

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-citizens-arrest-video-borough-market-cigarette-a8379141.html

NIGHT OF MAYHEM London shooting – Man blasted with ‘machine gun’ and another knifed on city’s streets in night of bloodshed

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6424923/london-shooting-man-machine-gun-brent-stabbing-deptford/

Hundreds of protesters march to demand EDL leader Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson is released from jail after he was sentenced to 13 months for contempt of court

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5796013/Hundreds-protesters-march-support-EDL-leader-Tommy-RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson.html

Stolen from /shit/

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795303 No.273327

>>273324

good lad h-hah

>>273325

no i'm going to cum inside a lass first chance I get don't care what papa vanlad says

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c0d7f8 No.273328

Actually now I think about it, the reason I decent mechanism when on all 4s is because I used to often pretend to be a dog or a wolf as a child. I'd eat my food like an animal and growl and run on all fours. never managed to do it like a greyhound but it's still pretty decent.

especially up hill, as the lads will tell you :^)

so if anyone likes dogs it'd be ME

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795303 No.273329

>>273328

you like to be on all 4s cos you like getting fucked up the arse

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429218 No.273330

>>273327

>no i'm going to cum inside a lass first chance I get don't care what papa vanlad says

Your funeral

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795303 No.273331

>>273330

im not like you thotchasers

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640c63 No.273332

>>273328

same here lad I can scuttle about on all 4s at a mindboggling speed

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c0d7f8 No.273333

>>273329

oh you're a witty one, philosopher

>>273332

a like minded soul ay?

it was the warrior totems of our families possessing us lad. like berserkers

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795303 No.273335

>>273334

go for it

why do so many nazis eat shit like kebabs?

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429218 No.273336

>>273331

My current lass is nice and moral actually

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c0d7f8 No.273337

>>273334

fucking HATE kebabs tbh. don't understand the appeal. the burgers the kebab houses do are p dece tho

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795303 No.273338

>>273336

well shoot your hot poz loads into her then

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795303 No.273341

>>273340

>believing /brit/ lies

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a079f8 No.273342

File: 489f3e8224e7292⋯.jpg (31.38 KB,600x351,200:117,Full Retard.jpg)

>>273340

>musslamic rape gang

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c0d7f8 No.273343

>>273340

I never knew that doggo meat could taste so neat tbh

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a079f8 No.273346

>>273344

Under Sharia they'd be flogged, claiming Islam has anything to do with it is Tommy tier spy nonsense tbh

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795303 No.273347

cartoon nazi dafty

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c0d7f8 No.273349

>>273344

I'm sure it might be true to an extent but I'm doubtful it's common. the prep for the meals is almost entirely made in factories and they assemble them on site. more likely there're fingers in them from polish people getting to close to the machinery in the packaging plant

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c0d7f8 No.273350

>>273345

Ah, we all do that tbf

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795303 No.273351

you might complain about it but you'll eat them anyway you fat racist

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c0d7f8 No.273352

>>273351

it's like you and your masturbation habits

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795303 No.273353

>>273352

yeah but i want to upgrade my masturbation to shooting loads in my wifes cunt

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c0d7f8 No.273355

>>273353

good look, oh marksman dorset

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a079f8 No.273356

Complaining about kebabs is /shit/ tier lads

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c0d7f8 No.273357

>>273354

good luck with that lad

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795303 No.273358

>>273354

>oi m8 I only eat quintessentially 100% british food

lad you literally eat fucking soy

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c0d7f8 No.273359

>>273356

kebabs are shit tier and that's just that. they're unpleasant food and the only people who can eat them are drunkards

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a079f8 No.273360

>>273359

idc "I don't like x food" is all I'm hearing yet I just know it's cause you associate them with pakis, refusing to eat foreign food is kinda daft tbh

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795303 No.273361

>>273360

shrop is a twink who eats utter shit

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c0d7f8 No.273362

>>273360

you're a fucking retard. I love curry

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640c63 No.273363

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schwarma is nice

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795303 No.273364

>parts of my beard are bright blond

why cant my hair be like this smh

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795303 No.273365

new thread needed soon

don't do a /shit/

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c0d7f8 No.273366

>>273365

I'll probably make a disney themed one if traffic speeds up. otherwise I'm watching a movie and will leave it to someone else

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c0d7f8 No.273367

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

it's quite a cool scene this one

look at how he shakes hands

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7839c2 No.273368

E

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429218 No.273369

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795303 No.273370

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d7d341 No.273371

>buy alcohol for birthday bbq tomorrow

>putting it in the garage at home

>mother says she's disappointed in me

i haven't even touched the stuff yet smh

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795303 No.273372

>>273371

your mums a bitch

its her fault you turned out the way you did

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c0d7f8 No.273373

>>273371

mine does that all the time when alcohol gets involved tbh. tis just her motherly instincts

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795303 No.273374

there would unironically be nothing wrong with an actual communist takeover in this country

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c0d7f8 No.273376

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c0d7f8 No.273377

oh whoops I forgot to add a name kek

didn't even know you could do that

I leave that to the mods though

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d7d341 No.273379

>>273377

>>273376

Congrats you accomplished absolutely nothing.

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c0d7f8 No.273380

>I have a car, let's go

top fucking kek sounds too good to be true. must remember to bring condoms if not though

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c0d7f8 No.273381

>>273379

I didn't do it because I wanted to. I did it because no one else did.

Blame. Yon. Self.

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795303 No.273382

>>273380

im going to beat you up

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d7d341 No.273383

>>273380

since when did you use grindr?

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c0d7f8 No.273387

>>273382

you'd have to leave portland for that. you've shown that you aren't very good at that

>>273383

it is unlikely for a female tbh. none the less it's worth a try

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795303 No.273388

use the new thread retards

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