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Dead board :(

>>272652

>8ch dies

>spend rest of the day with the woman

>wake up to a lovely sunny day

Ahhhh

>raw

wish me luck boys

how we all doin anyway

>>272654

>spoiler

U wot

>>272655

wen't in without my wellington boots last night

>>272656

You're a fuckibg moron get down the clinic on monday

An absolute bloody mong

>>272657

I don't know where they went. oh well, I'll keep a better eye on em in the future.

will do tho, feel quite stupid tbh but tell that to drunk shrop

>>272658

how you doing though anyway

>>272659

No, get an STI check NOW you fucking silly cunt this isn't a game

If you're a twat when you're drunk then stop drinking reeeeeeeee don't be a twat

I'm alright, killing time before I drive the lass back

Any lass that is dtf probably has chlymidia and gonorrhea, don't take the risk lads

WHEN YOURE NUDE, WRAP YOUR DUDE

>>272660

I'll head down asap lad worry not, I'm looking up the clinics as we speak. I'm just being irreverent as what's done is done.

>drunk twat

it was more so that I was pissed off after my shift and looking to vent some frustrations tbh

>lass

ah nice, you're spending some quality time together while you're stuck in the shithole? that foreman job'll b p handy tbh

>>272662

Sorry lad I'm only reeeeing because nobody ever reeeed at me when I was a fool

>

Fair

Put a Jonny in the pocket of every pair of trousers you own after you wash them :^)

>

Yeah was nice, didn't go to Portland as the traffic was SHIT but did have a nice lunch at a stately home based Groupon tbh

>gotta head to a town that will not be named for a monday appointment

god I hate that place

>>272661

how about a nice virgin lass so you dont have to worry about that disgusting stuff eh chap

>>272654

should have came inside her

>>272664

Goodlad

Your college will do free tests as well btw

>>272665

Good luck on your search for the mythical unicorn, lad

>>272667

almost as bad as /brit/ believing that every woman has had 20 cocks

>>2726653

nah lad I appreciate it, I was a fool and deserve a tellings off. worst comes to worst though, lads gotta thank the gods for antibiotics… viruses are another story though

>>272665

that doesn't sound like a very good idea tbh lad…

>>272666

beastly tbh. will prolly do that if I can't secure an appointment

>>272663

probably for the best ya didn't though tbh. just have a picnic tbh, weathers good enough for it

>>272670

>>272669

mis(you)d but you get the idea

>>272671

We've got macrophages next :^)

Anti science cucks btfo

>>272671

Tbh

thankfully the resistant strains are mostly in the big cities

>muh dik

Now I think about it I can prolly head to a head shop & a vape story. and monday is usually market day right? might be a nice day actually

>>272677

>a vape store

Filtered tbh

>>272677

Find out aboot the job tomorrow ahhhhhhh

>>272679

keeque

>>272678

I thought you only disliked vapes cus they made you feel shitty. I actually hate them but it's a funny novelty

>>272680

ahhhhhhhh I have my fingers crossed lad. that job'd be s w e e t for yonself and general druiddom.

tbh you'll prolly get it tbh, the guy liked your jib

>>272668

I still remember how odd it felt when Master Brew made that video about that DUP girl I used to know and a bunch of the comments were talking about how many dicks she's allegedly taken when to my knowledge she's never even had a boyfriend

>>272682

>vapelung

Yeah but the culture is also crap and too hipster, they just resell Chinese shite and it irks me

>

Innit thanks lad me too, I bloody hope so

>>272668

>>272683

Gaslighting and it's making me angry tbh, its so obvious, its not even just incel posters, its trips and fucking ecelebs, something's not right

>>272683

actually topkek

and they wonder why all the lasses are getting stolen by the pakizoids. it's because they're too concerned that she might not be a virgin to actually find good wife material

>>272684

>culture

never you worry lad I don't subscribe to vape culture. it's one of the few turbo autisic communities I don't find myself drawn to.

>hipster

I do like hipster stuff tho

>chinese

BASED gapitabism tbh

>>272686

nice thot lad

>>272687

SILENCE

the thoughts viruses keep me awake at night tbh

>>272683

virgin lasses are probably almost as numerous as virgin men tbh, we just don't know it

who wants to publicly call themselves a virgin? tbh

and even then, if she aint a virgin, chances are she's only done it with 1 boyfriend or 2 at the most

/brit/ is utterly deluded

>>272687

keeeeq

>bought a clipper

fucking hate those ones with the buttons

>>272686

Over the age of about 20 its very rare for a woman to be a virgin, not that its a bad thing, but they are more than likely religious or super autistic or something

But there's a difference between a reasonable amount of past relationships and literal cum dumpsters

Someone's deliberately blurring the line between the two

>>272694

I'm talking about lasses my age tbf, after uni they've done the deed.

>>272695

*usually

>>272692

Clipper are based, they have a built in pokey and can be lit for >30s without setting on fire

I especially don't think people really how many girls have super low self esteem, and the different ways in which this can manifest itself

>>272698

Lots of cockhoppers have serious family issues etcetera

Yet /Brit/ are happy to say hwhite women are ail trash

>>272699

tbh sometimes it can result in women not pursuing relationships at all but yeah it's fucked, women are more victims of modern society than anything else

>>272694

>Over the age of about 20 its very rare for a woman to be a virgin

more common than one would think though tbqh

>>272697

they're not as cool as zippos but DAMN are they functional

>>272700

>xx = bigger victims

probably agree tbh. so what if they're wayward, men are supposed to be their shepherds. they're certainly receiving an equal amount of spiritual corruption

if you complain about sluts but engage in shagging them YOU are the problem

>>272705

This is also true tbf although everyone has their vices (no excuse though)

>>272705

Only if you complain about the sluts themselves

Tbf though its very hard to find a problem with thottery while a thot has your dick in her mouth

>muh dik

>>272704

reason or not everything that happens is as a result of your collective decisions. in that sens you ALWAYS get what you deserve

>>272705

I don't think the lads on /brit/ are shagging sluts lad

>>272709

amen brother

>>272710

People would listen to you if you weren't an incel shut-in tbf lad

>>272708

AND achieving an aesthetic bod :^)

>>272712

true

i masturbated today, everythings coming down dorset

but tomorrow i have plans

and then everythings coming UP dorset

but men are primarily to blame for the fall of women

i would rather the men be whipped for perpetrating thottery than the thots themselves

>>272713

dadbod and builtfat is the only aesthetic bod

>>272715

gotta hit da gym either way bruh

lowered my bike seat to the lowest but its still a bit too high smh

>>272717

wrong

actual good work is far better than the gym

the biggest blokes I've seen who could absolutely batter anyone were all big from work and never step foot in a gym

>>272718

i am lad don't worry h-haha

gyms are bourgeois urban decadence

real niggas lift and chop wood

>>272721

but rusty home gyms at the family compound are trad

>>272685

>>272688

tbh

>>272686

Yeah it's not really rare at all in my experience tbh. Maybe it's because I live in a very churchy area but even still I doubt every girl on the mainland UK is out getting sloshed with 5 lads every weekend like some people seem to think haven't seen her in 2 years and haven't spoken to her in who knows how many tbh, would be odd for me to message her out of nowhere now tbf

>>272691

Yeah tbh it's far more common than you'd think if the internet were to be believed. Same with having people having children in their 30s imo

>>272698

This too

>>272721

this but unironically

historically societies in decline or without societal martial spirit took to weightlifting and buttfucking

>>272726

we live in a society

>>272726

B U C K O

U

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>>272724

Well NI *is* more moral than over here but yeah you're right. Most girls I knew at school did indeed go out and all but not all of them, at least a dozen a year probably were relatively moral for whatever reason, if you extrapolate that then that's quite a lot of women. Problem is that autists don't tend to find each other on account of being autists. Do it anyway lad you have nothing to lose and people have done this before and it's gone somewhere good. More people would find their soul mate if they talked to each other more tbh

>>272725

Those go hand in hand tbh

>>272653

what a time to be alive

>>272730

>Everything that happens is under your control

that part actually is true tbf

>remembered a compliment that I got last night

feeling warm and fuzzy tbh

>>272733

yeah but it isn't though

>>272735

Everyone seems to be having good luck with lasses lately it's nice

we all bros here

>>272737

they are racist merely for the sake of it and to appear right wing

>>272735

you are a chutney ferret.

>>272738

and the time i think i did i was so drunk i cannot remember

>>272737

Tbh

>try to open /brit/ thread

>get redirected to the goldwater

What

>>272736

what isn't under your control? you don't have 100% power over others but you can influence others, you can choose to do what you want

>>272738

My luck is about what it's always been. it was actually a compliment from a coworker about my approach to life and attitude at work

>>272740

I'm not sure how to feel about that tbh

>>272739

tbh

>>272742

ye lel first time i had blacked out in about 2 years

>>272744

my wanking habits

>>272746

it's your own hands that beat yon meat

perhaps you struggle with wanking because you haven't accepted ownership of your actions.

notably the lengthiest nofap I ever had was after I stopped myself mid session

>>272737

>they don't know about black Christians

>even though they watched that marriage the other week

hmmst

>>272737

Except for SA who thinks that the only wogs that shouldn't be killed are the pre natal ones.

>>272749

kek

real talk dont he have a paki m8?

>>272749

lel

got a blowjob lads

>GCHQ gives us all good luck with lasses because we keep questioning their work on /brit/

>>272753

disgusting lad

>>272753

top kek it seems last night had sTIs in the air

>>272755

Forgive me Dorse, for I have sinned.

>>272756

Ah nah this was on monday night. it was a shit blowjob tbh

>>272754

Unironically think something like this is happening

The druids and Jesus are smiling down on us, of that I'm certain

>>272757

who was it with lad?

>>272758

>>272754

where is mine then? smh notice me GCHQ

>>272753

BASED

Get tested for herpes

>>272760

Ah fuck.

>>272759

You're an autiste incel shut in

>>272762

so?

>>272761

Most people have it lad not me :^)

>>272759

It was with this girl I went on a date with. Second date I stayed over at hers and she noshed me off.

>>272763

Pull up your socks and stand up tall

>>272729

Messaging my ex out of nowhere was how we started going out tbf but that was preceded by chatting to her for a little bit at her church beforehand and having a load of mutual good friends

That lass who wanted to go out with me about a year and a half ago before going to England's birthday is soon though and I was thinking about chatting to her again since this year so far I've been getting back in touch with an oddly high amount of old friends for some reason

>>272765

Should have banged her lad

>>272757

dang it. nice doing though lad, I remember you saying you were meeting a lass come to think. nice moves kiddo

>spoiler

amusingly they often are

>>272764

do you have herpes of the mouth? it significantly reduces the odds of getting herpes of the genital

>>272763

So get a hobby.

>>272769

I didn't have a condom lad and I didn't really want to fuck her I didn't even really want the blowjob

>>272763

go watch some PUA videos and try to pull a milf

>>272770

Yeah, based nature

>>272772

Good on you for not risking it

You literally need to carry a Jonny at all times m8

>>272775

yeah but "catholic"

>>272773

i can pull a milf easily lad I have done so before just not sex

>>272769

>sex on a date

degenerate tbh

>>272767

not wearing socks tbh

but why will gchq not give me a lass?

>>272771

terrible meme

>>272776

>catholic

abandon ship

>>272776

>Catholic

>gives you a blowy

lol?

>>272778

lad catholics are the biggest degenerates around

just look at bumbum

>>272778

>>272777

Hey blowjobs are kosher… I think.

No condoms though they're evil, fact.

>>272780

almost as bad as the "anal is ok" thing

>>272777

>degenerate

I hope you're referring to the yankish concept of dates

>meme

lad if you're a neet you really need to have something to show for it or else the depression spiral will never end

>>272774

now this one's the one I dislike the most

well other than aids, but that's highly uncommon between heterosexuals

kek though, I had no clue how far the rabbit hole went

>>272775

I wanna catch the mouth herp tbh. it's playing safe at this point. kind of like giving a young runt chicken pox

>>272777

sounds like it's time to sprint to the finish lad

CATHOLIC GIRLS

(with a tiny little moustache)

>>272777

Dunno lad maybe youre too ugly even for state funded wifery

>>272782

i have hobbies

its a meme that you will magically meet a woman through hobbies though, especially manly hobbies

>>272786

i am devilishly handsome

>>272785

kinda regretting it tbh

>>272783

>I wanna catch the mouth herp tbh

Your account of trying to catch mouth herpes will make a great story for /brit/

>>272787

yeah but a hobby would be a constructive use of your energy

also there are loads of frumpy lasses w/ tight bods that do adventure sports

>>272790

this idea makes me smile. I'll make a post on it later

>>272790

>>272791

This is a dank idea

>>272789

you can't get your scrote unsucc'd lad. best to just be happy with the fact you knew you could and call it quits

pretty sure i got mouth herpes a few years ago at the pub from a milf neighbour

yuck

>>272791

>tfw no thicc built lass who does something like woodwork

ahh…

>>272789

Why so lad? I can think of a couple of reasons

>>272787

It's not just about meeting lasses, it's about your psychological health. Besides if it's a manly hobby you'll meet lads and you can meet lasses through them.

>>272789

Nah lad its a mans rite of passage, don't let old men in frocks and dresses tell you what is and isn't moral

I'll probably do the herpes post after dinner. definitely happening now though

>>272794

>milf

she was looking out for your genital health lad

>woodwork

only 1 way to find out ;^)

>literal bugchasing to make your thothunting safer

I think you've taken thot loving to dizzying new heights.

>>272795

My heart wasn't in it tbh

>>272793

>>272797

Not concerned about that lads, just more about my general feelings at the time. Ah well I probably wont be seeing her any time soon anyway.

>>272798

theres a workship nearby but it just old men that do it smh

>>272802

But your dick was

WAHEY

>>272802

yeah tbh this is the problem, better to find a lass you love. Still you know you've got it at least

>>272804

kek

>>272804

Ayyyyyy

>>272804

けきく tbh

>>272804

I was gonna type that but it felt too crude

>>272809

it was, I am undeserving of those (You)s tbh

>dont use computer for a day

>feel great

>somehow i keep coming back

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKO FF I WANT TO LIVE

>>272812

tbh that would be nice

cant stand weak submissive women

i want a lass who could beat me up with a rolling pin if she wanted to

>>272813

>weak submissives

same tbh. lasses are boring w/o fire

>rolling pin

errr lad idk about that tho

>>272813

A man after my own heart

>>272785

Aye you're right, it's still a few weeks away tbf but I think I'll give it a go

>bribed little brother into buying me a green smoothie

aight it's time for me to start typing out that post

ALSO

>fried lettuce

what fucking business does LETTUCE have tasting that good like wtf

>750mls of sweet sweet high glucose content green juice

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>272819

>green juice

whats init?

>>272821

looks shit

>>272821

>"natural flavorings"

>pasteurized

>>272822

taste good though. probably also helpful for my post night out recovery

>>272823

I didn't claim that it was healthy

>>272823

fruit juice and the like is extremely unhealthy due to it lacking the solid fruit needed to break down the glucose properly

The post will drop in the next fresh thread

>>272827

that's several days away..

>>272826

it also lacks fibre

>>272828

/shit/ thread is @ 737 lad

>Natural flavourings

hate this so much

should be illegal not to name every single thing in it tbh

>>272830

o you are posting something in /shit/?

>>272832

you better believe it lad

prolly put too much effort into it but we'll just have to see

*fills up the bird bath*

>>272834

*flies over and perches upon the bird bath*

>>272834

*spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) on the birds*

>>272831

tbh, could literally mean anything.

anyone got any good films? Watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas right now.

>>272838

*goes through imdb database*

Birth of Sake is a nice doc imo

>>272835

*adjusts the water level because there's slightly more than you would prefer*

I like starlings but they're so picky smh

>>272836

Good lad, birdwatching is unironically based

>>272842

*drowns*

>>272831

So you don't believe in trade secrets and patents and that?

Let's try intellectual property now

If you knew coca colas exact flavouring profile you could just make your own

Should food products be open source by law?

>patents

cancer tbh

>>272848

So anyone can do what they please?

>>272850

A mans work should belong to him, and be his to profit from, no?

>>272852

but is it his work? its up to him to act upon it

what if someone randomly creates the coke recipe? should that be taken away from them?

whoever best utilises the recipe/patent will come out on top

a man can patent an idea and do absolutely nothing with it

>believes fascism can work

>incapable of maintaining a general as a large community

>>272853

Sounds pretty anarchosocialist lad

>>272854

This always makes me doubt that there's any spy involvement tbh

But then again…

>>272852

>do a thing

>owe money to a patent troll for some reason

Yes I agree, abolish patents

>>272855

>socialist

would be the opposite

wait

i think we might misunderstand each other here

are you for or against patents?

>>272859

He's making you think

>>272856

>a thing is defined solely by its abuses

Would patents be bad if we could eradicate the abusers of them?

>>272857

>anyone has the right to use anything made by others

Pretty socialist or maybe communist

>>272860

:^)

>>272859

>for or against

Irrelevant to the discussion tbh

>>272861

If somebody invented a machine, then they could simply keep that machine on their private property and nobody would know how it works, only the people that use that machine.

However, if somebody invents the exact same machine with no prior knowledge, why should they be forbidden from using it?

Even if they did know how to build that machine, why should they be forbidden from doing so? If the first person cares about profit, then he will try and think of a way to best utilize that machine so that he remains on top. Whoever best utilizes the machine will come out on top.

>patent laws 5000 years ago mean nobody can use an axe or hammer

baste

>>272863

In the hobbit shire this works fine

In a world of international communication it stops working

A man invents a motorised

One tractor can only do so much work

A man sells the tractors to others to make more money

Someone looks at the tractor and builds the exact same one and sells it for a quid less

That's anarchocapitalism I think

>>272863

Patents expire for a reason you mongrel

>>272861

>>anyone has the right to use anything made by others

Isn't this backwards? In a world with patents, if you make a thing somebody else has a right to it.

>Would patents be bad if we could eradicate the abusers of them?

I'll have to give it a think. I'm not really opposed to patents and copyrights as a concept but these are laws that promote regulatory capture and grow out of control.

>>272864

who fucking cares fuck the rest of the world

>>272865

yeah i know but i mean at the time you mongrel

how dare somebody do something better than me :(

>>272866

No, if there are no rules on usage then you have no legal objection to anybody having use of anything youve made

The distinction between pure IP and manufacturable goods is interesting

Copyright and patents are essentially the same

>>272867

If you spent years developing a new type of punt, why shouldn't you be exclusively allowed to profit from its exact design for a period of time?

Pro open source is neat but we would end up with star trek galactic socialism very quickly

>>272870

why should I solely profit from it?

If I wanted to profit from it then I would up my game in producing it on a larger scale

>>272871

*develops THC clone with slight alteration to get around UK drug laws*

The law is an ass, it needs revising but it shouldn't be judged solely on its faults

>>272873

I approve of copyleft and open source

>>272874

Why wouldn't you?

So if George Soros sees your punt and mass produces them, putting you out of business, that's okay is it?

>>272876

yes

>weird visuals

curse this plastic brain of mine

>>272875

Something shouldn't be judged by its consequences? If a good law leads to bad outcomes then it's not a good law tbh

>>272877

OK

>>272880

btfo stupid statist

>>272879

Not solely on extremes, of course it shouldnt

I've told you it needs revising and is abused frequently

>>272881

:^)

>>272882

>NK kidnaps/poisons Assad but it was actually 5 eyes

£10 on it

post dropped on /shit/

seriously which one of you uses the dorshit flag on /shit/?

>>272887

>thottery/implied incelism/I have sex/solid biology

Nice

tbh im still conflicted between anarcho gabitalbism or regulated gabitalbism on the patent and copyright questions

>they didn't take shrop's bait

disappointing

>>272892

I'm more disappointed by the fact that I had to wait 30 minutes for a thread to post it in tbh

>>272893

Disappointing, but not suprising

>>272891

I dunno tbh

The rate of technology change makes me think that open-source-ai-regulated national socialism is the only way forwards

Technofascism cannot work, you may be able to control everybody but then its a dictatorship with massive enforcement agency requirement

>>272892

Tbh

>>272895

Not memie natsoc

Can't even use these labels without changing or implying meaning

Fucking Orwell was right, language is control

>fuck farmers

This is a new angle

>muh fish

But not

>muh farms

Don't hate the player, hate the game

>>272892

I assumed it would involve what /brit/ calls fannylicking. That might have got a bigger response.

>>272899

Drinking from the furry cup

>>272896

Orwell is pretty shit tier lad, Brave New World is better and more accurate tbh. Orwell is used as a meme against us by the governments

>>272901

Nah I specifically mean newspeak as a concept, coined by orwell

Don't like huxleys writing in that tbh, the content good though

>>272901

If you ever want to get away from memie fiction then try this

http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/12163

Or this

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_the_Silent_Planet

>>272903

Obviously I meant veiled social commentary SciFi, I'm being lazy now too

Fuck

>>272904

good song

>>272906

>when rock songs were looooooong

It is a good tune tbf

>>272904

btw lads this one unmasks the jewishness of language, well worth a read

>>272902

Orwell is literally only good when writing about language tbf

>>272909

The whole book feels fleshed out, but the concepts are strong

Like tolkein tbh, overrated because of the concept rather than the style

>>272909

>>272908

And cs lewis wrote a whole trilogy as preamble for his thoughts on language and belief, hes an awful story teller

Ian m banks is another awful storyteller with great concepts

>>272910

Tolkein isn't overrated though tbh, if anything his concepts are underrated since most "fans" are just nuts about le fantasy genre and ignore the deeper ideas behind his series

>>272913

Yeah its a massive world he built, I just detest his narrative style, I fucking love the silmarillion but it took me like 8 years to read it cover to cover as it was so boringly written

>deeper meaning

Yeah that's the underrated bit

He built all this supporting bullshit to explain why God is required by man and racial harmony only comes through belief and strength (at least that's what I took from it)

The hobbit was brilliant though, style and substance both

>>272913

>>272914

I'd wholeheartedly say terry pratchett is a better story teller, world builder and social commentator, but he needed tolkein et al to come before to pave the way

>>272914

>I just detest his narrative style

LotR is a bit of a slog at times because of this yeah. He was better at shorter stories like the Hobbit. But ti's not that bad, I think it's partly because people's attention spans have declined.

>I fucking love the silmarillion but it took me like 8 years to read it cover to cover as it was so boringly written

Funny, that's my favourite book and never had a problem with the style tbh. But then it's essentially written as a history and I love history so

>racial harmony only comes through belief and strength

tbh the most obvious point he makes is that a race dies without God. The Elves fade away in Middle Earth because they're meant be in Valinor (which is what Eru wills). So basically what you said just before this. I didn't see anything about "racial harmony" but it was suggested that each race had its own fate and that race mixing was saved for special circumstances.

>>272915

I like Pratchett, RIP tbh

Like hitchhikers guide is unironically a rubbishly built universe but on purpose I guess

>>272918

well yeah it's intentional

>>272916

I read the trilogy when I was a wee lad, then the hobbit, then silmarillion when I started actually liking fantasy worlds rather than stories

>reads like a history book

Exactly, read 10 pages and I'm exhausted trying to remember the character connections

There's fuckloads of SciFi like that, I skim read the names as nicknames now lmao

>race dies without God

Tbh

>didn't get racial harmony

For starters, one ring for the head of each race to preserve the peace of middle earth, and one to oversee them?

Thought that was a blatant peace through strength allegory with god at the helm

I'm not going to wiki what all the ancient ones were called because I'm lazy so bear with me:

The secondary god dude that spews disharmony and is banished by races working together

The treachery of every human lineage

The semigods stepping in to advise people so as to avert the disharmony

All of the banishments of various semigods, etc etc

I know its vague, I read it looking for archetypes, never figured I'd discuss it on a Cuban monkey poker forum

>>272919

I get that its just a vehicle for his humour, but pratchett seems to be able to do everything simultaneously and I'm always disappointed in some way with other fiction

>>272920

>spewing disharmony

I don't just mean sauron I mean the original like second gen godlike bloke

>>272917

F

>>272916

Also tom bombadil is by far and away my favourite part of any of it

>>272920

That's some good analogy there lel. tbf Tolkien did say don't look for allegory but I think it's more themes than blatant allegory. There's so much to work with there which is why I love it

>>272922

Morgoth fam I'm not a nerd promise

>>272924

I actually agree tbh they should've kept him in the film REEE HACKSON

>>272925

>he said don't read into it

Because he was a true brythonic christ-druid supremacist and we still need to keep it hushhush

>so much to work with

Tbh

>morgoth

That's the bugger

The music making the world is a phenomenonal bit of thinking tbh, I fucking love that it's quantum theory in fantasy form, from a non atheist

>tb

Tbh

Master of his own domain

I'd say he is the true human ideal of tolkein

He built a whole world to explain what happens when humans stop minding their own business

fucking yawn tbh lads it appears I fell asleep

>>272925

>spoiler

if it makes you feel any better I also knew his name off the top pf my head

shut up retard

>>272927

Smh

>>272929

thus spake the philosopher king

>>272929

>muh island

>>272930

I actually feel like immense shit after that nap

>>272932

>muh not an island

how can i say this

i want to put my willy inside her fanny

>>272933

whenever i nap i wake up covered in sweat and usually get paralysis

*walks around my room constantly yelling fuck as loud as I can until i pass out*

I wish we had a war dance

haka's so cool

>>272936

spot on lad that's exactly where I'm at

>>272937

8)

>>272939

bit gay tbh

damn diddly doo i would fucking ravage her till my cock fell off

>the french defiantly stride towards the haka in 2015

what a manly display by both sides. fucking love rugby tbh

>>272941

not in the slightest lad

>>272943

fuck off queero

>>272943

rugger > footie

>>272944

>masculinity is queer

this is why you will always fail m'lad

>>272937

Series summed up in one sentence:

>Lord of the rings

Mind your own damn business

>hitchhikers guide

Don't panic but start running

>starwars prequels

Just fuck my starwars up fam

>>272946

>touching other mens bums and bollocks isnt gay

hmm

>>272948

what is this year 7 PE? you might touch other mens bums and bollocks but the rest of us tackle

>>272950

is that what they call gay sex these days? tackling?

>>272948

tbh you only think this because the gays have made any kind of male contact "gay" since they came out of their proverbial closet

>doesn't come to ceremony

>sends sarcastic award video

I love him tbh lads

>>272949

The empire did nothing wrong except consent to being directed by a moron for a third of its life

>>272951

>fighting is gay

>>272952

fuck off gayboy

>>272952

this tbh

in fact the making of all male contact gay is likely a jewish trick to isolate men socially tbh

>>272957

>pugilism is immoral

Pacifists out

>>272957

oh piss of bbk you soft little ninny

SWING LOW

SWEET CHARIOT

>>272961

This is some repressed homo shit if I ever dun sawed it before

>>272964

At once, you niggardly son of a barwench

To the duelling square, posthaste

>>272966

Ah, I see you are as yellow as the flag you hoist

Away with thee, cowardly cretin that you are

angelique, mon amore

>>272969

yes

If you kill your enemies they win

>>272971

True facts

right in the feels…

Why do I even bother reading /brit/ tbh

delicious marmite and cheese

>>272973

lad, d'you know what the score is if you donate blood w/ shine in your system? if I'm going to a walk in tomorrow I might as well see if I can gt my blood tested as well imo

>>272975

masochist

>>272975

you like self-inflicted pain

>>272976

No you'll fail the questions they ask

>>272975

Find out what gchq want us to think today

>>272979

dang it

>>272979

and thanks