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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: cb5a657f9a55c8a⋯.jpg (33.61 KB,620x439,620:439,ourtony.jpg)

77bf33 No.271894 [View All]

Labour tells Theresa May to liberalise Northern Ireland abortion laws

>Labour has told Prime Minister Theresa May to prove her feminist credentials by reforming Northern Ireland’s strict abortion laws.

>Mrs May had already faced calls from MPs across the Commons – including within her own Cabinet – to resolve the “anomalous” situation in Northern Ireland following the overwhelming referendum result in Ireland in favour of liberalisation.

>Labour said it was now “looking at legislative options” to see how that could be achieved by Westminster.

http://home.bt.com/news/uk-news/labour-tells-theresa-may-to-liberalise-northern-ireland-abortion-laws-11364274760129

EU challenges UK to 'race to the top' on plastics reduction

>Brussels has challenged the UK’s environment secretary, Michael Gove, to try to outdo it in an environmental “race to the top” as it proposed a ban on plastic straws, cutlery, plates, cotton buds and balloon sticks.

>Frans Timmermans, the European commission’s first vice-president, directly addressed Gove, a fervent Brexiter, as he unveiled details of the planned prohibition, along with measures designed to reduce the use of plastic takeaway containers and drinking cups.

>Timmermans, who has repeatedly clashed with Gove on Twitter in recent months, told reporters: “Worldwide this is the most ambitious and comprehensive legal proposal addressing marine litter. We can lead the way. We have to lead the way for our environment, for our health, but also to turn this into a competitive advantage for Europe.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/may/28/eu-challenges-uk-to-race-to-the-top-on-plastics-reduction

Sturgeon takes Brexit concerns to Brussels

>Nicola Sturgeon has raised Scottish concerns over Brexit in a meeting with chief EU negotiator Michel Barnier.

>The first minister said they held a "constructive and positive discussion" during her trip to Brussels.

>She said she told Mr Barnier that the Scottish government believed the UK should remain within the customs union and single market after leaving the EU.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-44278439

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f6497c No.272600

>>272599

i am become shrop

destroyer of thot

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77bf33 No.272601

>>272595

tbh

>>272596

>wasn't that me though

Could've been smh, sorry if I attributed your effortposting to someone else my lad

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6d8a2a No.272602

>>272598

>just be sensible

innit lad. we shouldn't even care if we're the master race. what if we were the shittest race? we should still want social cohesion and a decent semblance of ethnic purity. the fact that you have lads running around, FAT lads, LOSER lads, calling themselves the superior race is embarrassing frankly. They are the perfect examples of why the white race is far from excellent. superior on average perhaps, but these lot are the untermensch either way.

>>272600

it's nice when you get used to it

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f6497c No.272603

>>272602

>but these lot are the untermensch either way.

/brit/

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6d8a2a No.272604

>>272601

DONT you worry my lad. could've been him all the same tbh, we've been making similar posts on the subject. Was pure vanity on my part that I even pointed out that it could've been mine SMGDH

so long as it made you do a think tbh :^)

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f6497c No.272605

File: ac6c551011ed1f7⋯.jpg (305.95 KB,857x1200,857:1200,yummyy.jpg)

mmmmmmmm i could just cuddle with a lass right now

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*snuggles my head into her*

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6d8a2a No.272606

>>272603

that times 2 tbh

and they call US the wronguns. that should only highlight how far gone they are themselves

>>272605

>cuddles

>snuggles

*shudders*

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6d8a2a No.272607

man I wish I could just be social 24/7

like I just come home and my house is just one big night club that I recharge my batteries in until I have to venture OUTSIDE

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f6497c No.272608

>>272606

there is nothin foiner than snuggles with a 30ish thiccish lass

i desire nothing more

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f6497c No.272609

>>272607

are yu extroverted? dunn what i am

i always feel better when i socialise

cant stand being alone really

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6d8a2a No.272610

>>272608

I only wish I could know this feel tbh

>>272609

I believe that extroversion is the natural state of the vast majority of men. it is only modernity with it's smart phones and social media that make people so insecure that they are mentally drained by social interaction. I myself and rather highly extroverted though - simply put I am energised by other people. I'll be the last dancer on the floor and the last guy to talk at any shindig because the crowd gives me the power to keep going.

>can't stand being alone

You likely are extroverted yourself then lad. I do need to recharge my batteries, alone, after a time but I can't stand loneliness especially when I'm drunk. I'm often made sad if I can't talk to others when I'm in a social mood

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f6497c No.272611

>>272610

yes, i feel like i am an extrovert, but because i spend so much time alone i get sapped of energy smh

think i will go to sleepies now

and perhaps dream of a lovely lass

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3f79b3 No.272612

>>272602

Completely agree lad

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77bf33 No.272613

>>272604

>so long as it made you do a think tbh :^)

tbh. LARGE thinks are an important step on the path to becoming big brained

>>272611

Sleep well lad

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6d8a2a No.272614

>>272611

Sleep tight lass

I won't give you any of my rants on the natures of insecurity, but if you think you're an extrovert, then flexing that muscle would be to your longterm benefit.

>>272613

You already are big brained, wee grass hopper. big thinks are your prerogative.

GO FORTH AND THINK

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3d33cf No.272615

File: 1e3826156037564⋯.webm (781.98 KB,640x352,20:11,Take_Him_To_Detroit.webm)

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3d33cf No.272616

File: 1731df6abb54ace⋯.gif (1.52 MB,400x225,16:9,1731df6abb54acec631f755c0b….gif)

it's /arelad/'s birthday

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36b30b No.272617

>the thinking is real

Its working

>>272602

>FAT lads, LOSER lads, calling themselves the superior race is embarrassing frankly

This, its damaging and unproductive, and not to mention awful PR

>better on average but not this sample

Finally someone understands statistics Jesus fuck its so frustrating when laymen think they understand anything based on motherfucking means and averages, like motherfucker you ain't never looked at a graph and fully understood it in your whole goddamn life, let alone used the figures you drew from it to prove anything

>shouldnt care if we are superior

Its apples and oranges lad, we are better at civilization the same way a dog is better at playing fetch than a cat, so theres no reason to treat dogs and cats the same way, but neither is there a reason for cruelty because of the difference

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36b30b No.272618

>>272616

Which arelad

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36b30b No.272619

>>272617

"You can judge a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him"

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3d33cf No.272620

File: aee7ebb982ae8bc⋯.gif (774.72 KB,245x300,49:60,aee7ebb982ae8bc1574107f7fe….gif)

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3d33cf No.272621

File: c9d59e5c8bb85c7⋯.png (131.31 KB,364x333,364:333,ClipboardImage.png)

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6d8a2a No.272622

thinking on it further though I think most people who involve themselves in politics are *typically* of poor quality tbh

ironically the desire to control others isn't the domain of the strong and powerful

>>272617

>not to mention bad PR

if nothing else the lack of self awareness it shows is the worst part imo

>apples & oranges

I'll go further: we *are* superior - since the metrics that we tend to judge ourselves by as a race are the ones we succeed at.

BUT it's overall it's just irrelevant. we're different so of course we won't have a super high social cohesion as groups, of course we might have some inequalities. his just means we should call it there and separate. not as individuals either, just as groups cultural exchange is bad on a societal level imo, but on an individual level it can have significant value.

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6d8a2a No.272623

>>272621

I hate to be that guy but the result of the situation is /likely/ to be your fault

if it isn't your fault then there's nothing else to be done tbf

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6d8a2a No.272624

>>272623

to be more specific a bad result that would be your fault would be one that results from a) inaction or b) improper action → mistakes to be learned from

alternatively it could simply just be how things are, in which case you shouldn't give a shit

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3d33cf No.272625

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3d33cf No.272626

Oh I see what you mean now we went on a date on wednesday, and then she asked me out for coffee on thursday, things are good with this lass atm tbqh lad

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6d8a2a No.272627

WHOOP WHOOP

10 hour shift

>>272626

Oh

my apologies for misunderstanding

also stop whinging then you cheeky bastard

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3d33cf No.272628

>>272627

I wasn't whinging tbqh

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6d8a2a No.272629

>>272628

my head hurts

how can a shrop misinterpret a situation so poorly?

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6d8a2a No.272630

I suppose love feelings are supposed to have their ups and downs

I took the one word responses and the "I am living" to be a general indication of failure to seduce. I suppose such behaviour could also be indicative of missing the other and having butterflies ect

smh smh smh

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3d33cf No.272631

>>272630

Was also on 4 hours sleep and didn't really have owt to say

It's not that deep

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6d8a2a No.272632

Have I mentioned before how much I hate people who say "they're right, you know"? god I hate those people

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6d8a2a No.272633

Ah well, it's been fun lads but I must now head out for my

yes you guessed it

10 hour shift :^)

>>272631

you bastard kek

m h will fall off it I have to s it any longer

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3d33cf No.272634

File: b5190d8c926cac7⋯.png (461.04 KB,468x594,26:33,ClipboardImage.png)

fellas is it cheating is you post beautiful wives on the internet

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36b30b No.272635

>>272626

Goodlad

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6b3333 No.272636

>>272634

It's just a celebration of beauty and not anything immoral. I think we're fine.

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f6497c No.272637

File: 9aae1b5e97668ad⋯.png (507.66 KB,573x481,573:481,i.png)

>>272632

they're right, you know?

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f6497c No.272638

>weather suddenly turn to fog

>unable to go where i want to go cos i cant get a lift

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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d123f5 No.272639

File: 94d15e535774832⋯.jpg (188.56 KB,960x960,1:1,Jewess 186.jpg)

>>272634

It's only cheating to admire a shiksa

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f6497c No.272640

>>272639

oh… wow.. wowee…

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d123f5 No.272641

File: 8e7875f993c3f93⋯.png (3.4 MB,2048x1367,2048:1367,Jewess 168.png)

>>272640

Come home, lost tribesman

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f6497c No.272642

>>272641

i dont like the look of her

post more like the previous

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d123f5 No.272643

File: 3717567bec4d02b⋯.jpg (187.61 KB,1536x1536,1:1,Jewess 8.jpg)

>>272642

Is it the milkers?

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f6497c No.272644

>>272643

tthe facial features as well

damn i would ravage those milkies

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f6497c No.272645

File: 240480dba04ffb9⋯.gif (1.31 MB,298x463,298:463,3SwmDQR.gif)

*jiggles her boobies*

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ea38e6 No.272646

File: c9e8db6b58d693c⋯.png (47.61 KB,320x480,2:3,Screenshot_2018-06-02-13-3….png)

They rumbled me lads

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d123f5 No.272647

File: 981e01c2ca3289d⋯.jpg (80.24 KB,720x960,3:4,Jewess 127.jpg)

>>272644

>tfw no Chosen harem to feed me their milk

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f6497c No.272648

>>272646

>going on /shit/

>TESCO

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d123f5 No.272649

File: c30c1d2104882e6⋯.jpg (58.64 KB,426x640,213:320,Jewess 24.jpg)

>tfw no battlewaifu to keep me safe from the palestinian bullies

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