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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 545477056e08dd9⋯.webm (6.1 MB,960x540,16:9,469.webm)

982412 No.270447 [View All]

This Week

Well you know what's happened c'mon

Cuba plane crash leaves more than 100 dead

>More than 100 people have died after a Boeing 737 airliner crashed near Cuba's main airport in Havana, the country's worst air disaster in decades

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-44176899

Royal Bloodline crash leaves more than 1000 years tradition spoilt

>More than 1000 fucks have fucked after a Jungle nigger got into British Royalty, the country's worst coon toon in decades

www.AnyWebsite.com/news/read_the_line_above_cunt

Anne Frank's 'dirty jokes' found in hidden diary pages

>Two new pages from Anne Frank's diary have been published, containing a handful of dirty jokes and her thoughts on sex

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-44133453

German rappers in anti-Semitism lyrics row to visit Auschwitz

>Two rappers whose lyrics about the Holocaust provoked an outcry in Germany have accepted an invitation to visit the death camp

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43987166?intlink_from_url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/topics/c34vxewp0ykt/the-holocaust&link_location=live-reporting-story

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bfa591 No.271097

>>271096

>they're

your work days that is

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982412 No.271098

File: 119ce437a3798c3⋯.jpg (45.86 KB,729x667,729:667,10855092_10155273326345080….jpg)

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c20318 No.271099

>>271096

The boss is really good, just a very intense person and he knows it tbf

>he and the gayists retired to a gayist Bongo Bongo Land after a great strife. Neo, pembs and westie occasionally pop in.

Ohhh, so that's why AnPrim has the board now, good to know the right side won that.

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982412 No.271100

File: 2231fc1d21a7d3d⋯.jpg (54.41 KB,500x332,125:83,Mole at work.jpg)

Jasmine, this is Mole.

Put me through to Jimmy on the 4th floor ASAP. The Sanders account? WE GOT IT.

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c20318 No.271101

File: 09132c579b75050⋯.png (559.43 KB,497x495,497:495,Cat no like banana, angry,….PNG)

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bfa591 No.271102

>>271086

I think most posters, myself included, like to take breaks from the board tbh.

>>271099

My main boss is good. The rest aren't and often use give us conflicting orders.

>anprim

something like that. you know what herts is like, he got bored of having to deal with us

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bfa591 No.271103

File: 0957bf85fe217f8⋯.png (241.45 KB,1030x626,515:313,1467127103320.png)

but aye,, we got the board over the gayists. although "we" isn't as big a collection of individuals as it used to be. but we make do I suppose

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c20318 No.271104

>>271100

basically ahahh

>>271102

Yeah, was a big break mind

Conflicting orders is a little bit annoying, at least you can always let them take responsibility for giving those orders. One benefit of being a trainee.

>>271103

Quality over quantity lad.

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c20318 No.271105

File: 68dcaf858ee3046⋯.jpg (51.05 KB,885x560,177:112,running lam.jpg)

SUMMER LAMBS ALL HOT AND WOOLY, BUT OH WHAT'S THIS IS A BIG BULLY

MUMMY LAMB SAID YOU HAVE TO HUG A BLAM, BUT BAAAAA NO I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

- Rebel lamb

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c20318 No.271106

File: 626b0f38fd8aaca⋯.jpg (597.46 KB,1680x1050,8:5,horse lamb.jpg)

Plimplings

Okay ZvZ isn't so bad, but TvP is always best :)

Innovation is the best korean lads.

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982412 No.271107

File: 2206da1f8459fad⋯.jpg (165.58 KB,1288x783,1288:783,me irl.JPG)

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c20318 No.271108

>>271107

Have forgot about that for months..

probably have hundreds of wajahat messages, he was still sending me stuff after 4 months of inactivity.

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bfa591 No.271109

>>271104

a little annoying is an overstatement. could've killed my manager yesterday. was only sated by a free pint of bitter

sounds like you've found yourself in an office. proud tbh.

>Qual. > quan.

true that bromeister

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982412 No.271110

>>271108

I'll send you a friend request hahaha

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bfa591 No.271111

>>271107

africans sure are an interesting bunch

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982412 No.271112

File: cfa76158eeb8a1a⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image,4.66 MB,1280x720,16:9,QI.mp4)

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bfa591 No.271113

File: b4a4037a6cc8a36⋯.jpg (50.95 KB,600x600,1:1,rugby-shorts-4.jpg)

oh

quads huh

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c20318 No.271114

File: 5f4a39196fe74f7⋯.png (560.47 KB,403x537,403:537,BAA.PNG)

>>271109

It must be stressful managing people mind, especially if they're awkward to manage.

>>271110

Don't expect a quick reply mind

>>271112

ow… ejsusua chirts

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bfa591 No.271115

>>271114

I'm sure it is. but that's their job. if they can't take it then they can go make themselves useful and wash the plates

CUNTS

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c20318 No.271116

>>271115

Somebody's gotta do it lad, maybe you can replace them

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bfa591 No.271117

>getting irritated thinking about that woman who complained about having a soup spoon and not a desert spoon

need to find an outlet for all this tension tbh. need to start meditating again

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bfa591 No.271118

>>271116

perhaps in time. I don't wanna work for others though, but I do have plans.

management is sort of a family speciality tbh

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c20318 No.271119

>>271117

too pedantic smdh

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c20318 No.271120

give her a bloody fork, it's only desert

>>271118

Good lad, probably for the best.

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bfa591 No.271121

File: d90a1e052e5c8f5⋯.jpg (29.48 KB,460x276,5:3,cideer thot.jpg)

>>271119

they're just looking for any excuse to get refunded tbh. don't work in the service sector if you can avoid it lad, it turns you into a misanthrope.

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bfa591 No.271122

>>271120

I can only imagine the fuss that'd stir yikes

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c20318 No.271123

>>271121

One reason not to be fussy when getting food, though if it's overpriced i will tbh.

Got an unclean cup once for a tea that was like £3 or something smdh, and got a tiny slice of cake smdh again.

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982412 No.271124

>>271077

>Bongo Bongo Land wouldn't let me

Just looking now, I had you blocked e.t.c, might work now idk

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bfa591 No.271125

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here's one for ya lads

haven't watched it yet but the guy is good

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982412 No.271126

>>271125

aspartame rots your bollocks off

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c20318 No.271127

>>271124

Fair enough then will try

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bfa591 No.271128

>>271123

kek

I don't blame people for complaining about that sort of stuff, although the work is an irritation

>>271126

better get used to it thanks to the sugar tax

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982412 No.271129

>>271128

Gotta stop drinking liquid hebrews tbf i havent

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bfa591 No.271130

>>271129

me neither tbh. I don't really drink sodie pop but I do enjoy my energy drinks. although the ones I drink are often full fat

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bfa591 No.271131

Mostly it's all the sodie pops from fast food and restaurants that is gonna be high in sweeteners, as they only have a limited choice as to what to put on tap. whereas you can buy w/e evil sugary drink you want from a petrol station.

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982412 No.271132

>>271130

Energy drinks are Koncentrated yid, worse than sodie pops. Cant stop having my monster a day though, help

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982412 No.271133

why is Kik3 a filter

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bfa591 No.271134

>>271132

aye they're far worse. but the high caffeine & high sugar content it just too tempting. mix 2 energy drinks with a modafinil and you're basically high. mix em w/ your vodka and you can party all night

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bfa591 No.271135

>>271133

optics perhaps

keeps gchq off our backs

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bfa591 No.271136

could quite happily stop tbh, I don't ever need them. I just like it when chemicals make me feel different than usual

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bfa591 No.271137

Digit ratio should be kept on the medical records tbh

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c20318 No.271138

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Am i 12 for liking this?

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bfa591 No.271139

>>271138

thumbnail says yes

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c20318 No.271140

File: c50e73d1e03750d⋯.png (379.43 KB,401x513,401:513,a very happy lamb.PNG)

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cb8625 No.271141

>>271111

Fuck sorta quads are they m8

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bfa591 No.271142

>>271141

ahhhhhhhhhhh lad I didn't see they were coming up…

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982412 No.271144

File: 30614e9c8cf8404⋯.jpg (284.29 KB,975x1390,195:278,Hair 3.jpg)

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982412 No.271145

File: 193e39a49b4dc47⋯.webm (1.12 MB,678x404,339:202,Posting 100.webm)

>stuck again

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982412 No.271146

File: 0092c97b1664381⋯.webm (1.74 MB,624x352,39:22,Katie Price Susan.webm)

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8ac851 No.271173

File: 5539cb407ecdab9⋯.jpg (9.54 KB,250x243,250:243,d8e7737446ec8a39ce76ee65bd….jpg)

>>271071

Our rescue lamb randomly died today

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