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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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9b5d7f No.273375 [View All]

Tangled was a fantastic movie with loads of great scenes and good songs tbh. It was only natural that it was followed with Frozen, a clear attempt to copy the winning formula but it ultimately failed.

Any here's your thread

here are even some news links:

BASED apple thwarts the zucc. now if only they'd stop tracking us themselves

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44360273

apparently trump is putting tariffs on our steel and aluminium? top kek tbh. went from saying he'd give us a deal if we brexited to kicking the steel industry while it was down

BASED

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-44357123

apparently we're building a plant in north wales or something. so that's cool I guess? don't really care tbh

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-44363366

in other news I matched with a qt lass on tinder so that's cool

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9b5d7f No.274000

>>273994

check their mattress if you have access to the house :^)

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74976f No.274001

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c0c330 No.274002

>>273994

Turn up at the funeral drunk and demand that you are paid in full.

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74976f No.274003

>>274002

>how to get battered by invisible men

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891f78 No.274004

File: 4f056a3e26c0cc6⋯.jpg (72.69 KB,772x670,386:335,SphereHunterCos-1004851181….jpg)

>clothes caught in a draft

Fresh Suzi.

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c0c330 No.274005

>>274003

>invisible men

Ghosts aren't real lad.

>>274004

>being that pale in a sunny environment

Something not quite right with them tbh

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ee87f4 No.274006

File: fa2c8a45d0591e4⋯.png (282.29 KB,780x438,130:73,bleach.png)

>>273998

go to his inheritors?

or bug whoever's dealing with it for his bank

also lad I sent some emails a day ago I think, need specific payment info if I understand it correctly. Just rang up one of the better deals and they want all sorts of guarantees on income smdh, rent+all bills at £320 and they want tenant earnings over £800 a month like the places are for fucking snobs eating at five star restaurants every night

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b61dd9 No.274007

>>274004

I thought that necklace was Star of David for a second tbh

>>274005

Pale can be qt but swarthy is better

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b61dd9 No.274008

File: 696a5eefe67496f⋯.png (157.81 KB,367x418,367:418,nice.png)

>Kathleen Kennedy might be leaving Lucasfilm

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891f78 No.274009

File: e12a54d3b6f2f9f⋯.jpg (88.01 KB,899x1124,899:1124,SphereHunterCos-9507751514….jpg)

>>274005

I think she's ethnically mixed hispanic/jewish and she's normally pretty swarthy without makeup and photo filters.

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b61dd9 No.274010

File: 08acc72fad2b234⋯.jpg (25.56 KB,674x566,337:283,TSU.JPG)

>>274009

>jewish

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c0c330 No.274011

>>274009

>I think he's ethnically mixed hispanic/jewish

Disgusting mixture.

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891f78 No.274012

>>274010

She's swarthy, has a big nose and has rich parents in Las Vegas Nevada. She also has no foreskin.

>>274011

She's the vibrant future of America tbh.

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b61dd9 No.274013

File: 7617ca8c1434d90⋯.jpg (140.18 KB,477x446,477:446,dodge.jpg)

>>274012

I wonder what THE JEWISH COMMUNITY thinks of this

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c0c330 No.274014

>>274010

The Portuguese are the ultimate Jews, that's why they're our oldest ally.

>>274012

>he's the vibrant future of America

The only future that awaits such creatures is damnation. He's sick and anyone who watches his videos or donates to his patreon is enabling his illness and further descent into madness.

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ee87f4 No.274015

File: e1a28d233c4d046⋯.png (565.83 KB,604x994,302:497,alatristecuck.png)

>>274011

>conversos

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b61dd9 No.274016

File: 57242ed4283a1c9⋯.jpg (66.02 KB,500x537,500:537,dark.jpg)

>>274014

>The Portuguese are the ultimate Jews, that's why they're our oldest ally.

Yes, much like the Dutch.

>The only future that awaits such creatures is damnation

This awaits about 99% of the population tbf

>>274015

I felt bad for Martin in that film tbh

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891f78 No.274017

File: 8bdac74d3fe38b8⋯.mp4 (403.92 KB,512x640,4:5,SphereHunterCos-9530510194….mp4)

>>274013

Most American jews are liberal. Only the orthodox ones are anti gay and trans.

>>274014

Tbh it's better that small swarthy lads go this route. It's not like she can pass on her genetic or psychological problems this way.

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7173ba No.274018

>>274005

No but temporarily blind mourners are

>>274006

Yeah will have to

Hopefully there's a solicitor or something

>payment inf

There won't be any, its self employed, you're on a 30/70 split of the jobs, the avg is 325 for a fitters mate

Can't you just go on Gumtree? You won't get any housing bennies once you earn more than like 10k anyway surely?

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ee87f4 No.274019

>>274018

right, so [company] contracts you and you to me?

yeah I won't have bennies, these places won't let people on bennies rent anyway which makes everything worse smdh

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b61dd9 No.274020

File: 2c2c3fdae4d0d44⋯.jpg (175.17 KB,900x1350,2:3,based.jpg)

>>274017

Wouldn't mind which so long as it's a j.ewess tbh

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b61dd9 No.274021

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Getting into the world cup mood tbh

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7173ba No.274022

>>274019

Yeah but they pay you the split, showing the bloke the job ad should be enough

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c0c330 No.274023

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>>274016

>the Dutch

Apart from their numerous attempts to be the masters of the sea.

>>274017

>it's better that small swarthy lads go this route

Pure evil lad.

>>274021

>world cup mood

I want Russia to win.

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ee87f4 No.274024

>>274022

aight thanks lad

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c0c330 No.274025

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Why is foreign football music about unity and coming together?

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4f9db6 No.274026

>>274012

>She also has no foreskin

>She

>Foreskin

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ee87f4 No.274027

>>274025

football is the outward expression of modern tribal warfare and has been thoroughly subverted by enemies wishing to control and modulate people, simultaneously acting as a pressure release valve and another vector for indoctrination

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b61dd9 No.274028

>>274023

Yes, after we put them in their place

>I want Russia to win.

You should still support ENGERLAND smh but I will be cheering for them too. I like Iran more though

>>274025

That's nationalism, literally

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b61dd9 No.274029

>>274027

It's just money lad, and it's essentially distilled civic nationalism tbh

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4f9db6 No.274030

>>274029

> it's essentially distilled civic nationalism tbh

True, it also shows us how pointless and empty civic nationalism ultimately is

>England vs France

>only 3 members of each team are actually English or Fench

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9b5d7f No.274031

>it's this singular factor

>no actually it's THIS singular factor

you're both right :^)

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b61dd9 No.274032

>>274030

Our team is only 50% black and I unironically don't mind a few black players, we are going a bit over though. Even Russia has a non-Russian in their team tbh

Think it's more an indictment of the nation-state as a whole tbh and how citizenship works

>>274031

No I'm right mr based centrist. There's no grand conspiracy to "subvert" football, it just got taken over by money + we're seeing the effects of blacks getting more into football than whites here, as has long been the cases in countries like Brazil

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7173ba No.274033

>>274027

You shouldn't attribute everything to conspiracy when money does the job without getting paranoid

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ee87f4 No.274034

>>274033

>>274032

it's not a conspiracy tho it's the practical effect of your explanations taken to a logical conclusion by vested interests

* frees tommy roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson BASED football lads *

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9b5d7f No.274035

>>274032

money is one of the many tools of a "grand conspiracy".

do you not think there are people with influence over foot ball who don't believe in such things? does foot ball not have a suppressive effect on practice?

grand conspiracy is the incorrect term. the world is a conspiracy with many different conspirators. it wouldn't please everyone if it could simply be boiled down into simple terms like joo or money

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4f9db6 No.274036

>>274033

This is a huge reason for why this has spread the way it has. If you're trying to appeal to as many customers as possible then you can't afford to be raciss

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b61dd9 No.274037

>>274034

You made it sound like a conspiracy tbh

>>274035

No lad it is literally just people with lots of money acting in their own self interest. Not a "conspiracy" in any way since that implies a plan. When it comes to football at the very least, the world as a whole is indeed more complex but that doesn't mean there's a conspiracy behind absolutely everything.

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4f9db6 No.274038

However, in the case of sports I do remember reading a /pol/ thread that stated that various sports teams purposely chose blacks over whites, even when the white athletes were better

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9b5d7f No.274039

>>274037

it's foolish to assume that the are people at the top who are simply doing it for money. self interest is a more accurate term, but self interest doesn't necessarily mean money. after all, money is only really a form of power.

while there are definitely many interests that just want to maximise money, there aren't also ideologues who want too use football, a massive phenomenon, to push their ideologies.

you were the one who first used the word conspiracy. I'm talking about something more natural. football shoes have the effects wess described. some are in it to amplify those effects, some simply happily allow the effects to occur to line their pockets.

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9b5d7f No.274040

football does*

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9b5d7f No.274041

fucking hell slide keyboard fucked me over there. you get the idea though. if a doesn't don't fit change it into a does and so on.

gotta shower

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046da5 No.274042

righto lads shut the fuck up about football for a sec

i think I am a little bit sunburnt but no biggy

bored as can be

everything is so fckin slow wtf

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ee87f4 No.274044

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film night tonight anyone?

absolutely NO english is spoken or written, nihon and spanish only

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9b5d7f No.274045

>>274044

Well I can't because I'll be working from nowish til 10 at the minimum

P E R S O N A L L Y

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7173ba No.274046

>>274038

There's your problem

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7173ba No.274048

>>274039

Its political pareidolia

Humans are naturally inclined to see patterns even when none are present

>>274034

Self interest is money, money is self interest, at least in capitalism

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7173ba No.274049

>>274036

That only speaks for its capitalistic nature, not of a directed plan other than for moneys sake

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7173ba No.274050

>>274048

Other way round lads soz x

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c0c330 No.274051

File: 954aa1db17a75ba⋯.jpg (72.83 KB,450x347,450:347,FRESH.jpg)

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