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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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40b232 No.268225 [View All]

This Week

World Scrabble Championship won by Brit with ‘braconid’

>A braconid is a parasitic wasp, and because Brett Smitheram knew the word and how to spell it, he’s 7,000 euros richer and the World Scrabble Champion

https://globalnews.ca/news/2921557/world-scrabble-championship-won-by-brit-with-braconid/

24-year-old Oregon man wins national Scrabble championship

>Conrad Bassett-Bouchard started his championship Scrabble game Wednesday with the word “zilch” and finished with the opposite – the $10,000 prize and the title of national Scrabble champion

https://globalnews.ca/news/1506676/24-year-old-oregon-man-wins-national-scrabble-championship/

One of world's most prominent Scrabble players banned temporarily for cheating

>It appears that during competition Allan Simmons would draw a tile and, if he didn’t like it, sneakily replace it and draw another. He denied the accusation, leveled by the Association of British Scrabble Players

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/11/14/one-of-worlds-most-prominent-scrabble-players-banned-temporarily-cheating/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.81d62f07c37b

He Wrote The Book(s) On Scrabble. But Has He Been Playing By The Letter Of The Law?

>He has won the Scrabble national championship in the United Kingdom. Self-described as "the world's only scrabble consultant," he has penned or co-written a number of books on the game, including several authoritative reference works

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/11/14/564119209/he-wrote-the-book-s-on-scrabble-but-has-he-been-playing-by-the-letter-of-the-law

Scrabble With The Stars spells success for PAL Toronto charity

>Jazz artist/composer Fern Lindzon is one of the resident experts the annual Scrabble with the Stars event, which raises money for PAL Toronto, a charity to provides affordable housing for retired artists and arts workers

https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/movies/2018/05/13/scrabble-with-the-stars-spells-success-for-pal-toronto-charity.html

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e01d61 No.268915

There's no firm ground except doubt

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134526 No.268916

>>268912

I really doubt you could tbh

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e01d61 No.268917

>>268914

Quite right that sentience =/= consciousness

But that's some heavy shit

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2e22e4 No.268918

>>268916

Hmm, where else could I put it.

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40b232 No.268919

>>268918

bonnet

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2e22e4 No.268920

>>268919

Tbh could put it in the boot or in the frunk.

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e01d61 No.268921

>>268918

Wear it as a flava flav necklace

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2e22e4 No.268922

>>268921

a whole rug?

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e01d61 No.268923

>>268922

Alright, a cape then

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6bd62a No.268924

File: 43fa3fc7dacde54⋯.png (551.54 KB,564x713,564:713,ClipboardImage.png)

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40b232 No.268925

>>268920

Kek yeah lad bung it in the frunk

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e01d61 No.268926

>he were to assert, without offering proof, that a teapot orbits the Sun somewhere in space between the Earth and Mars, he could not expect anyone to believe him solely because his assertion could not be proven wrong.

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e01d61 No.268927

>>268925

Hate it when a bag overturns in the frunk

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2e22e4 No.268928

>>268925

I think it would look pretty slick maybe as dash cover?

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134526 No.268929

>>268913

Well that's fair lad. Irrelevant to what I believe, I tend to hold the laws of nature as my foundation. In reality I don't know how I would treat my subordinates if I had supreme power. It would be my prerogative to exploit them for my benefit. In fact that is the automatic response. Any other action would have to be based on an ethical or moral system that I'd reasoned myself.

>treat a dog

All I can say is I'd never castrate one if I owned one. But generally I'd never want to own one as I dislike the concept of pets owned purely for amusement.

>>268917

>heavy shit

it just seems to follow. you assume a biological organism fights to survive because you've seen it. you've never seen a digital organism act before so you might assume it'd be free from the instincts you ascribe to flesh-made creatures. in reality survival instincts may transcend flesh

>>268918

I don't suppose the floor would do?

>>268919

2nd'd

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e01d61 No.268930

>>268928

If its readable in the rear view then yeah boi

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2e22e4 No.268931

>>268930

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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e01d61 No.268932

>>268929

>laws of nature

I beg you try reading long earth lad, or the rainbow/red mars

I wholely understand your POV and only offer the works of others as refutation

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2e22e4 No.268933

>>268929

They're a bit expensive tbh, wouldn't want to put my shoes on it

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e01d61 No.268934

>>268932

Or more pressingly, revelation space

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6bd62a No.268935

File: da091ff49bc6123⋯.png (398.52 KB,564x564,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>thothunting tomorrow night

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e01d61 No.268936

>>268935

I'm not busy tomorrow, buy us a train ticket lad

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134526 No.268937

>>268932

>>268934

I'll check them out at some point, need to properly get back into reading first though. It's not like I actively want to be proven right (or wrong, mind), it just seems to be the most logical viewpoint from where I'm currently at.

>>268933

top kek lad

I've never understood this one. When you buy something you should be prepared to break it. This is why all my expensive shoes are trashed

>>268935

hell fucking YES lad

you'll be in my prayers

>>268936

If vanlad gets one I want one

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2e22e4 No.268938

>>268937

Oh yeah lad, I get that, I wear all my expensive clothes and I'm fine when I get beer stains on them, tbh you are right.

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6bd62a No.268939

>>268936

It's about 25 hours on public transport from you to me

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134526 No.268940

>thot I know lost her braces

this might be a subtle pedoism but she's less attractive now

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6bd62a No.268941

might be less than that actually, because there isn't a bus to the coach station until 6 in the morning

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134526 No.268942

>>268938

It's gotta be said though it does piss me off when I get marinara sauce on my white shirts

I like the idea of it in the frunk better anyway tbh

>>268939

with me it's a bargin

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2e22e4 No.268943

>>268942

pop the frunk and be like 9/11 mothafuckas

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e01d61 No.268944

Just chugged hard, alcohol+benzos+k is a no-no

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6bd62a No.268945

>>268944

stay alive

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e01d61 No.268946

>>268937

Just read something that isn't supporting your current viewpoint tbh, I'm with you, in that right or wrong doesn't matter, its the doubting that's important, and I reckon that means the entertainment of other ideas must be important too, regardless of outcome

>>268939

Give us the diesel p and we'll be square

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e01d61 No.268947

>>268945

Lel I'm a survivor lad

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e01d61 No.268948

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6bd62a No.268949

>>268946

>Give us the diesel p and we'll be square

I don't think this is a cost effective deal

I'll be on the same island as you in a few weeks though

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134526 No.268950

>>268943

>when yon nigga popping da frunk and you forget that yon american uncle is standing behind yon

>>268944

That sounds about right kek.

>>268946

Aye. I'm aware that sentience can be lost when one becomes if they become 100% of their worldview.

Of course that's part of the reason why having a logically sound, dialectic-based worldview is key - even if you fall out of sentience you're still "correct" kek

>>268948

I think it's because one of the first lasses I fancied had them tbh. Just a residual sentiment from my childhood

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e01d61 No.268951

>>268949

Norn confirmed

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6bd62a No.268952

>>268951

could be jersey or guernsey or the irish republic

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134526 No.268953

to be clear said thot is only a year younger than me

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134526 No.268954

>>268952

or anglesey

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a1c334 No.268955

ever told on a nigga?

nope

ever squeeze a trigger?

yep

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40b232 No.268956

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>>268924

>Models suck

What about Stock photo models?

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134526 No.268957

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>>268955

I believe the word used was

"yup"

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6bd62a No.268959

>>268956

susan does not suck

she blows

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134526 No.268960

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a1c334 No.268961

make a god darn thread pls

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40b232 No.268962

File: 20f0efc56b4b56c⋯.webm (864.56 KB,582x878,291:439,WIP Low Poly Susan.webm)

Is it that time already lads? good grief

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40b232 No.268963

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40b232 No.268964

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2e22e4 No.268965

File: ccaef4725d37140⋯.jpg (26.47 KB,720x432,5:3,Objectif 500 millions 5.jpg)

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