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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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1f74fb No.269718 [View All]

Royal SNUB! Is Princess Eugenie set to MISS OUT on Meghan’s AMAZING wedding gift? miss her tbh

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/961502/Royal-wedding-2018-Princess-Eugenie-Meghan-Markle-York-Cottage-wedding-gift-royal-snub

Royal wedding 2018: Prince Charles to walk Meghan down the aisle

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44168082

Mum Makes Life-size Cake Versions of Meghan and Harry!

https://the-motherload.co.uk/mum-makes-life-size-cake-versions-of-meghan-and-harry/

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8c7140 No.270399

>>270398

can i join in?

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b20a40 No.270400

>>270399

I don't even vanlad's mind is that open

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288f01 No.270401

>>270399

No

You can have sloppy seconds

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8c7140 No.270402

i usuppose i should go tbpub since it is my relative tthat is playing

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8c7140 No.270403

>>270401

*licks lips*

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8c7140 No.270404

YEAH FUCK IT

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288f01 No.270405

>>270400

Thanks lad that's a compliment I guess

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288f01 No.270406

>>270404

Get on the beers son

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b20a40 No.270407

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a4c4ad No.270408

>Apparently this foreign born former A+ list performer who was retired was out one night and saw this guy all over a very young teen. Our former performer didn't know it was a child bride situation. He interfered in the pawing and abuse. The next night our performer was dead. Avicii (in Oman)

Wew

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9f580f No.270409

>>270408

Wow, fucking Omanis.

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7b203e No.270410

File: 2cdd695d7901217⋯.png (701.44 KB,564x846,2:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>you'll never get drunk and murder lizards with your thotfu

why even live

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8c7140 No.270411

up and down up and down

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a4c4ad No.270412

>This actress was probably never higher than B- list. I am probably being generous with that listing. The only reason I am even putting her that high up is that she did have a nice recurring role on a hit show during one season of its run. Our actress started off young. Very young. She probably couldn't have been more than 8 or 9 when she worked with this former A+ list mostly movie actor. He was someone she would turn to as she moved into her teens and started using drugs and was always in need of money. When she was about 16 or 17, she started using and it wasn't long before she made a call to him asking for money. He was happy to help. No questions asked. After a half dozen times asking though, he changed the script on her. If she wanted money she had to have sex with him. She was so addicted to drugs she willingly went along with it. Instead of trying to get her help, the Oscar winning actor just used her to fulfill his own twisted fantasies. When she was about 18, it was not just him that she was being forced to service. Our actor would ask if she needed money which was code for he had someone who wanted to sleep with her. She would always say yes, and actually began landing parts again because many of these men were producer and directors. None of the movies were memorable or ever really saw the light of day, but she did get some work. She thought she was going to make a comeback and even went to rehab. The thing is though, our actor liked her hooked and desperate and got her to start using again and servicing his friends. Our actress finally broke free of his clutches and went back to her hometown but she couldn't kick the drugs and was seeing guys for money and drugs right up to her death.

Actress: Skye McCole Bartusiak (died July 19, 2014 (aged 21)

A+ list movie actor: Mel Gibson

Movie: "The Patriot" when she was 8

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288f01 No.270413

>>270408

Why is this site up

Surely it would have been shutdown if there was any truth in the accusations

Literal slander otherwise

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7b203e No.270414

>>270413

It's probably all just believable shit, with the odd actually true thing that no one really believes.

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a4c4ad No.270415

>>270413

The actual names are guesses and the stories never actually name anyone

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9f580f No.270416

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a4c4ad No.270417

>Which celebrity TV foodie has been trying to lose a little bit of weight recently? Not because they're particularly interested in healthy eating, but because they've become very self-conscious that they aren't getting the action they once were at swinging parties? (Hand on heart, we promise this isn't another James Martin story…) Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

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9f580f No.270418

>just heard my brother running out of his room like a little girl over a spider

lmao

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8c7140 No.270419

>>270417

believable

guys a weirdo

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288f01 No.270420

>>270414

>>270415

So its basically fiction in a legal sense

Might as well download fear and loathing and "find and replace" names in it

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288f01 No.270421

>>270418

Buy spiders online and release them in his room

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a4c4ad No.270422

>>270420

Yes, but I really wouldn't put it past these people

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288f01 No.270423

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288f01 No.270424

Shit

>>270422

No I agree, but its unhelpful when we already know how vapid and depraved they are

Hearsay isn't valuable

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a4c4ad No.270425

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9f580f No.270426

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a4c4ad No.270427

>>270424

True but this is probably the best we're going to get, think how much gets spent keeping this hushed up

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8c7140 No.270428

buy one of them remote control tarantulas LOL

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7b203e No.270429

Some of these are that daft that the people who make them up should actually pursue careers in writing

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7b203e No.270430

Bash his knees in with a baseball bat

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288f01 No.270431

>>270425

>>270427

Accident post

>>270429

True that

Might make plebeians reconsider their hero worship of celebs

>>270430

Who's

But yeah fuckibg right cap the cunt

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288f01 No.270432

>>270431

Shift all (you) s up one place

I dunno goofed again

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288f01 No.270433

>>270428

And cover it with actual baby spiders

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7b203e No.270434

>>270431

>Who's

Prank for Anshit to play on his brother

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be54fb No.270435

>>269725

>wat do

Turn 360 degrees and have sex with a human woman instead.

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288f01 No.270436

>>270434

I like this idea

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4dde36 No.270437

>>270435

for a human to lay with an animal it would be bestiality. The bible says they must be put to death, both the human and the animal

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f1fd60 No.270438

>>270435

This is a civic board lad

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4dde36 No.270439

just like j b stoner said , if you lay down with a dog you will wake up with a flea, and if you lay down with a mexican or a nigger you will wake up with aids

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7b203e No.270440

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night tbh lads

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9f580f No.270441

File: 068bf66f495fa6a⋯.png (132.82 KB,527x804,527:804,ClipboardImage.png)

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4dde36 No.270442

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f1fd60 No.270443

>>270440

Night lad, dream of beautiful wives

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4dde36 No.270444

mmmmmmmmmffffffffffffff

IM NNOOOOOCCCCCLLLEAAAAA UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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9f580f No.270445

>>270444

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM WYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD

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4dde36 No.270446

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

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4dde36 No.270448

File: 5cfb126f7482f3a⋯.jpg (147.26 KB,975x1390,195:278,Smile 16.jpg)

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4dde36 No.270449

File: d79e8d19d0528e4⋯.jpg (269.98 KB,975x1390,195:278,Snacks 2.jpg)

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