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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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4a1067 No.268958 [View All]

This Week

World Scrabble Championship won by Brit with ‘braconid’

>A braconid is a parasitic wasp, and because Brett Smitheram knew the word and how to spell it, he’s 7,000 euros richer and the World Scrabble Champion

https://globalnews.ca/news/2921557/world-scrabble-championship-won-by-brit-with-braconid/

24-year-old Oregon man wins national Scrabble championship

>Conrad Bassett-Bouchard started his championship Scrabble game Wednesday with the word “zilch” and finished with the opposite – the $10,000 prize and the title of national Jew champion

https://globalnews.ca/news/1506676/24-year-old-oregon-man-wins-national-scrabble-championship/

One of world's most prominent Jew players banned temporarily for cheating

>It appears that during jew competition Allan Simmons would draw a zyklon and, if he didn’t like it, sneakily replace it and draw another. He denied the accusation, leveled by the Association of British Jew Players

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/11/14/one-of-worlds-most-prominent-scrabble-players-banned-temporarily-cheating/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.81d62f07c37b

He Wrote The Book(s) On Jew. But Has He Been Playing By The Letter Of The Law?

>He has won the Jew national championship in the United Kingdom. Self-described as "the world's only Jew consultant," he has penned or co-written a number of books on the jews, including several authoritative reference works

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/11/14/564119209/he-wrote-the-book-s-on-scrabble-but-has-he-been-playing-by-the-letter-of-the-law

Jews With The Stars spells success for PAL Toronto charity

>Jew artist/composer Fern Lindzon is one of the resident experts the annual Jew with the Stars event, which raises money for PAL Toronto, a charity to provides affordable housing for retired jews and jew workers

https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/movies/2018/05/13/scrabble-with-the-stars-spells-success-for-pal-toronto-charity.html

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18c050 No.269667

File: c1d4198e9c499b6⋯.jpg (61.02 KB,1091x1080,1091:1080,c1d4198e9c499b6879105ff8dc….jpg)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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f3774b No.269668

>>269664

hahahahaha

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959d64 No.269669

Ahahahahhhaa

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f3774b No.269670

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn be able to play fiddle half as good as this

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959d64 No.269671

Keēk

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959d64 No.269672

>>269670

Granny does your dog bite

No child no

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f3774b No.269673

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18c050 No.269674

File: b5b9dd8ca5be69c⋯.png (2.56 MB,1825x1756,1825:1756,ClipboardImage.png)

what did the lasses in this car mbt?

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f3774b No.269675

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430236 No.269676

File: fe09359eb0bb734⋯.jpg (90.37 KB,944x709,944:709,scale-of-happiness.jpg)

>>269615

life is about B A L A N C E

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959d64 No.269677

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>Yanks

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35213c No.269678

>>269674

it means they on the look out for that gorilla nigger dick

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f3774b No.269679

>>269676

stop wanking to jav lad

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590a3a No.269680

Tescos are throttling my vpns lads, what do

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430236 No.269681

>>269679

IT IS SERIOUSLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS TO DO HELP

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f3774b No.269682

>>269681

get off the fucking internet

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590a3a No.269683

>>269676

The pivot point must therefore be the act of sex itself

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f3774b No.269684

>>269683

lol

sex

teehee

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590a3a No.269685

>>269681

Have you tried crack

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35213c No.269686

>>269681

Stop consuming pornography your dopamine reward system is liderally broken

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590a3a No.269687

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4054d6 No.269688

>>269676

>left: wanking to jav

>right: wanking to civic lasses

Based balance

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430236 No.269689

>>269682

maybe im just unhappy

>>269685

i dont want to end up living in a van though

>>269686

this is true

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590a3a No.269690

>>269686

>>269685

This, rewire it with based benzylmethylercognine

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590a3a No.269691

>>269689

False attribution but fair play lel

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afe461 No.269692

>>269681

you can only help yourself then go through months of dopamine withdrawal

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590a3a No.269693

>>269692

That's what the shine is for :^)

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f3774b No.269694

>>269692

whats that like lad? i probably have it

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590a3a No.269695

Where's sugartits with our new threaf

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430236 No.269696

File: c30291921baed5e⋯.jpg (35.06 KB,800x800,1:1,00401.jpg10f8d428-f50f-46a….jpg)

oh god im going to do it im going to be WANK PROOF

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f3774b No.269697

mmmm

sugar tits

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4054d6 No.269698

>>269697

Brown sugar or white sugar?

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590a3a No.269699

>>269694

Lack of rewarding feelings for doing regular stuff

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590a3a No.269700

>>269696

Inject meth into your dick vein

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f3774b No.269701

>>269698

BROWN SUGAR

WHY DO YOU TASTE SO GOOD

>>269699

yeah thats me

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4054d6 No.269702

File: 673ac7282885d92⋯.jpg (223.12 KB,1080x1350,4:5,civic lass 6.jpg)

>>269701

Whole milk and two brown sugars it is.

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bf55e7 No.269703

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590a3a No.269704

>>269702

>a coffee with 2 sugars

1 dark 2 light coming up, thatll be £25

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f3774b No.269705

>>269702

no milk lad

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f3774b No.269706

id ravage that wog

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f3774b No.269707

havent drunk milk in wot

2 weeks?

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590a3a No.269708

>>269701

Try like 5mg of amphetamine a day lad

Or get your gp to prescribe an sdri

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590a3a No.269709

>>269707

I'm on LOCAL milk now its summer

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f3774b No.269710

>>269708

yes dr vanlad

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590a3a No.269711

>>269710

Seriously lad

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590a3a No.269712

I've demolished my receptors of every kind, if it wasn't for amphetamine and 5htp I'd probably have topped myself by now

Brain chemistry is not a joke lads

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4054d6 No.269713

File: dd6ca98a44db775⋯.jpg (61.65 KB,640x640,1:1,negress 16.jpg)

>>269705

You like your coffee DARK?

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f3774b No.269714

File: 71427a191e3e03b⋯.png (244.17 KB,1024x768,4:3,sneezing woman.png)

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afe461 No.269715

>>269694

losing interest in like everything you enjoyed and nothing is fun but then after a while you're able to enjoy more than you ever did or something

>>269708

>>269693

kek how does replacing one thing with another help better to wait it out imo

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590a3a No.269716

New thread?

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