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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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e57bc3 No.271143 [View All]

This Week

My Adventures in Croquet, Part One

>I was introduced to croquet in 1969 at Westminster School in Adelaide, South Australia

>Every weekend I could be found at the Brighton Croquet Club playing and practicing

http://www.croquetworld.com/People/spooner1.asp

Bryan Harral won the Wrest Park AC Croquet Handicap Tournament

>The tournament was won by Bryan Harral, who had the lowest handicap, played the most games and won them all

>A second prize was awarded to Jonathan Lambton who had the highest net points score of +72 from five games

https://www.croquet.org.uk/?p=press/news&NewsID=6307

"Left Coast" croquet at the 14th San Francisco Open

>Rain, drums, public courts, the work ethic, and skilled players are all part of the unique melange of San Francisco's annual tournament

http://www.croquetworld.com/1998Archives/SFOpen98.asp

Soo Claims Croquet SE Regional GC Title

>Eighteen players from New York, Maryland, Wisconsin, Missouri, South Carolina, North Carolina, and Virginia competed in the 2018 USCA SE GC Regional held recently at the Chesapeake Bay Croquet Club in Hartfield, VA

>Jeff Soo captured both the singles and doubles titles in the Championship flight. Enroute to the singles final, Soo battled sharpshooter, Justin Berbig, to move past the semi-finals with a 6-7, 7-1, 7-2 victory

http://croquetnetwork.squarespace.com/croquet-network-home/2018/4/20/soo-claims-se-regional-gc-title.html

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80a29f No.271845

File: a9154027b6e16f2⋯.png (346.31 KB,1344x732,112:61,ClipboardImage.png)

a post made by a completely sane individual

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c454c6 No.271846

File: 6e19e5dbf258e06⋯.jpg (83.57 KB,564x829,564:829,95f64a5c51762b188bfa36b8fb….jpg)

>>271843

tbh

>>271844

>regret I felt after eating it was the most I'd ever felt

Hopefully you remember that guilt the next time you think about going for a Mickey D's

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c454c6 No.271847

>>271846

regret* not guilt.

And tbh I shouldn't really act judgemental considering I had about 4 or 5 double cheeseburgers from McDonald's yesterday

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ae7194 No.271848

>>271837

Fat bastard

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c5cfbc No.271849

File: c680607ae279334⋯.jpg (121.93 KB,756x1022,54:73,c680607ae2793347da072959cf….jpg)

>>271845

>saving a child's life is bad if the person who saves them isn't white

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c5cfbc No.271850

>everything is a psyop

Ffs

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579555 No.271851

>>271845

Lmfao

>>271850

Sorry lad

>old white bloke helping a black family change a flat tire

Is this treason

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c5cfbc No.271852

>>271851

Obviously lad

>tfw you get served by a non white person in Tesco and forget to tell them they'll hang on DOTR

smh the ethnostate will never accept me now

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9ba75f No.271853

I'm going to be b& constantly now, I've done my bit

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c5cfbc No.271854

>>271853

Got me too kek

Shame tbh I was just about to redpill everyone on how CBeebies' latest safari game is normalising African animals amongst our kids

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742547 No.271855

>>271854

I'm unbannable but I'll pull all the flags out later so more people see tbh

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742547 No.271856

>>271854

And lel, bet they love Edgar rice Burroughs though

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f50d69 No.271857

File: 6a3b63503c91cac⋯.gif (939.41 KB,370x266,185:133,cot.gif)

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4ce649 No.271858

Wew thundetstormc

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4ce649 No.271859

File: 8add81b5fd60ab8⋯.png (62.09 KB,320x480,2:3,Screenshot_2018-05-28-15-5….png)

That was a dank post lad, 11/10

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c5cfbc No.271860

>>271859

Linksposter seems to be an expert on every topic under the sun tbh dunno how he does it

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53f6b9 No.271861

>>271860

Germanic autism

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e21e26 No.271862

>>271854

i am gay you troublemaker

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e21e26 No.271863

File: 12c3086e72832bf⋯.jpg (181.29 KB,1080x675,8:5,bombs eternally.jpg)

rooo forgot about the filter

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ae7194 No.271864

File: 953c0a8c1aae610⋯.png (278.77 KB,470x470,1:1,bddb864ac09ca4800d70896694….png)

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e21e26 No.271865

File: b0529ceeee12c69⋯.png (26.69 KB,1209x249,403:83,brit nofap noporn.png)

Which one of you was this?

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53f6b9 No.271866

File: 808529d7cfa31dc⋯.png (206.98 KB,416x416,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

MUSK

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53f6b9 No.271867

File: 6cdc85846cfea27⋯.png (499.59 KB,900x900,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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4ce649 No.271868

>>271867

I'd vote for that

Who tf needs to collide particles anyway

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e21e26 No.271869

Once again a /brit/ thread fills up before the new one can be made.

>>271867

Doing that would unleash nanoblackholes that would tear the planet apart smh

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e21e26 No.271870

>>271868

Everything after Feynman does seem like stamp collecting to be honest. The machines have got bigger but I don't get the impression that anything truly new has been learned.

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4ce649 No.271871

This abrupt change of tone is concerning

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53f6b9 No.271872

>>271869

yeah but they're nerds

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e21e26 No.271873

>>271872

So am I you wanna fight about it?

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4ce649 No.271874

>>271870

There's something massive and esoteric underneath everything, we need to find it

Shit I'd build deepthought one and two in a heartbeat

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53f6b9 No.271875

File: bf04c662607fa7e⋯.png (146.79 KB,645x729,215:243,tfw unga bunga.png)

>>271873

me no liek nerds me fight

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4ce649 No.271876

File: 78fa7c6e79b94b2⋯.jpg (16.72 KB,480x360,4:3,hqdefault (1).jpg)

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53f6b9 No.271877

File: 1a28e84a773c454⋯.jpg (15.44 KB,308x365,308:365,laffin m8.jpg)

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e21e26 No.271878

>>271874

>There's something massive and esoteric underneath everything

Yeah. Path integrals.

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4ce649 No.271879

>>271878

T. A Materialist

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e21e26 No.271880

>>271879

This Standard Model STUNS experimenters with its accurate description the quantum world AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

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e21e26 No.271881

>Majorana disappeared in unknown circumstances during a boat trip from Palermo to Naples on March 25, 1938. Despite several investigations, his fate is still uncertain. His body has not been found. He had apparently withdrawn all of his money from his bank account, prior to making a trip to Palermo.[7] He may have travelled to Palermo hoping to visit his friend Emilio Segrè, a professor at the university there, but Segrè was in California at that time. On the day of his disappearance, Majorana sent the following note to Antonio Carrelli, Director of the Naples Physics Institute:

>Dear Carrelli, I made a decision that has become unavoidable. There isn't a bit of selfishness in it, but I realize what trouble my sudden disappearance will cause you and the students. For this as well, I beg your forgiveness, but especially for betraying the trust, the sincere friendship and the sympathy you gave me over the past months. I ask you to remember me to all those I learned to know and appreciate in your Institute, especially Sciuti: I will keep a fond memory of them all at least until 11 pm tonight, possibly later too. E. Majorana

>This was followed rapidly by a telegram cancelling his earlier plans. He apparently bought a ticket from Palermo to Naples and was never seen again.[7]

RIP

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4ce649 No.271882

Cant stand the fucking shit she watches reeeeeeeeeee

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4ce649 No.271883

>>271880

>the double slit experiment

Classical physicists HATE you doing this, but they can't stop you

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c454c6 No.271884

File: 31743d8486072eb⋯.jpg (208.13 KB,500x500,1:1,1527532391892.jpg)

>have to get up at around 5am tomorrow

>just about to get ready for bed

>Rush Hour pops on the tele

bloody hell

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4ce649 No.271885

>>271884

Wish I was watching rush hour smh

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c454c6 No.271886

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>271885

I wish you were watching Rush Hour tbh

>tfw movies can't get away with this sorta stuff anymore

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e21e26 No.271887

>>271882

How's your Gujarati?

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53f6b9 No.271888

>>271882

Suck it up lad, this is the price of happiness

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e21e26 No.271889

>>271888

Happiness ain't free. The family tree gotta be littered with the blood of quality time. SA is not my role model he is a nogf incel and probably gchq as well. Civic lasses NOT English lasses OK? Heil Brahman.

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53f6b9 No.271890

>>271889

This but unironically

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c5cfbc No.271891

>>271889

Good lad

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c5cfbc No.271892

Bagsy the new thread

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53f6b9 No.271893

>>271892

Didn't realise we were so close

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c5cfbc No.271895

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