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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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94df57 No.267504 [View All]

Eurovision 2018: 7 things to look out for during the show

>the excitement has been building all week in Lisbon, as have the number of crazy outfits and national flags

>you'll know already that Cyprus is odds-on favourite to win this year's competition. But don't fret, the UK is the bookies' favourites as well… to finish dead last. Oh dear.

>so don't get your hopes up for a British win in 2018, but just enjoy the show - the songs really are particularly strong this year. Here are my seven things to look out for

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44093468

Eurovision 2018: the story behind THAT mesmerising Estonian dress

>the first thing you need to know: the projections on the dress aren’t inspired by a random screensaver

>the Estonian dress team wanted to mirror the story – one of a blossoming, dreamlike love – hidden in La Forza’s lyrics and Elina’s physical performance

>“there is a girl. She is an icy queen where love will melt her heart. The snow will become water. And after there is glowing, like a fairytale. And with Elina’s hands there is growing of flowers – and after that she sends out these flowers, sending her love. And she is filled with love,” explains Movko

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2018-05-12/eurovision-2018-the-story-behind-that-mesmerising-estonian-dress/

What time is Eurovision 2018 on tonight, what TV channel is it on, is there a live stream and how do I follow it on social media?

>the 63rd Eurovision Song Contest will be broadcast live from Lisbon, Portugal for the first time in the history of the competition

>the grand final of Eurovision 2018 will be broadcast live at 8pm TONIGHT (May 12) on BBC One

>Graham Norton will provide the commentary from Lisbon

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6173857/eurovision-2018-start-time-tv-channel-live-stream-social-media/amp/

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2d7f6f No.268178

>>268177

they always do that to me, cunts

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01fb97 No.268179

>>268178

Lads come in and buy you drinks?

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a5eb0e No.268180

File: 569edcbdac61abf⋯.jpg (422.35 KB,1000x675,40:27,vodka-Red-Bull-cocktail.jpg)

The black lasses that aren't ham-laden gorillas can have pretty sexy bodies, but their faces are often vile if they ain't mixed race

>>268178

top kek lad

fucking hate tequila and sambuca tbh

just cocktails for me pls

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a5eb0e No.268181

>>268179

it is his birthday tbf

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2d7f6f No.268182

File: da1e12871303071⋯.png (617.8 KB,600x794,300:397,ClipboardImage.png)

>>268180

SEVEN TEQUILAS WOOOOAH LET ME GET A SELFIE WITH THE BARMAN GET ME SALT AND A LEMON SLICE WHO RUN THE WORLD GIRLS WE GONNA TAKE IT TO THE TOOOOP WOOOOOOOOO *gargles incoherently*

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a5eb0e No.268183

>>268182

she sounds fun tbf

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2d7f6f No.268184

>>268183

>unhealthy alchoholic women slathered in makeup being annoying children

>fun

i envy that you can enjoy being around these people

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a5eb0e No.268185

>>268184

your judgements of others are the only thing creating barriers between you and them I suspect

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a5eb0e No.268186

>unhealthy

who cares? are you healthy? by your own metrics maybe

>alcoholic

because they enjoy getting drunk? look around you

>slathered in makeup

must their looks affect who they are as people? more importantly are they visually appealing or not?

>annoying children

by dancing, laughing, and woo'ing? loosen up

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a5eb0e No.268187

>women

there you might have a point :^)

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01fb97 No.268188

File: ec7bfba4677f663⋯.png (487.82 KB,564x691,564:691,ClipboardImage.png)

>>268182

that looks like Virginia Hale

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2d7f6f No.268189

File: e6004bb72c1edb3⋯.png (341.79 KB,604x453,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>>268186

*drinks and smokes while pregnant*

*gets abortion because preggers from one night stand #yolo*

*has never read a book*

*contributes nothing to society except being childless fleshlight with body odour*

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96c36f No.268190

>>268189

>fleshlight with body odour

Thanks for the business idea lad

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8b165b No.268191

File: 973f4cc4d30fd81⋯.jpg (66.22 KB,800x600,4:3,Computer Repair 4.jpg)

>>268176

just a long day

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2d7f6f No.268192

>>268186

>>268187

weren't you just going on about health take the TEETOTAL pill

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a5eb0e No.268193

>>268189

>straw manning

>assumptions, judgements with no basis

the problem here is Y O U

>contribution to society

made me kek tbh

>>268192

I'm not going to judge others for being unhealthy. Nor did I claim to be healthy myself, I simply claimed that unhealth affects your mind and body more then you know.

Other than my occasional drinking I'm rather healthy so there's no big deal

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a5eb0e No.268194

>>268191

I know that one lad. We had to serve a 30 man table of pikeys the other day

could've killed someone

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2d7f6f No.268195

>>268193

tbf they get so pissed up on shots they literally mumble their orders to me like brain damaged people and i question the ethics of serving them more

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01fb97 No.268196

File: 851bd2abd5b856e⋯.png (547.92 KB,564x694,282:347,ClipboardImage.png)

Night tbh lads

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a5eb0e No.268197

I don't say it to be mean. you tell me you envy my ability to socialise and I tell you that your inability to get along with slags comes from your needless judging of others. I then pointed out the judgements you're making and thereby separated you from potential friends or fun experiences.

>>268195

you a bar man? I do believe you aren't supposed to serve people legally at that point, not that it matters.

they're just trying to escape modernity like the rest of the population I suppose

>>268196

off to bed at this early hour? smh

sleep well lad

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a5eb0e No.268198

that* thereby

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113275 No.268199

File: 3b4f6348d5bc880⋯.png (269.88 KB,616x429,56:39,she nap.png)

>>268196

good night

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2d7f6f No.268200

>>268197

>I don't say it to be mean. you tell me you envy my ability to socialise and I tell you that your inability to get along with slags comes from your needless judging of others. I then pointed out the judgements you're making and thereby separated you from potential friends or fun experiences.

i wouldn't even touch a slag for fear of hpv, these people have nothing constructive to offer. clearly we are from two different worlds

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2d7f6f No.268201

also whats with the clothing where your tits are on full display like a hooker

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8b165b No.268202

File: f0e1723da7086ca⋯.webm (3.07 MB,1280x692,320:173,mfw thots.webm)

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a5eb0e No.268203

>>268200

suit yourself

but at the end of the day youre not better than any of them

>>268201

current fashion trends

increases attention from suitors, makes them feel sexy, ect

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2d7f6f No.268204

>>268202

good post

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a5eb0e No.268205

>>268201

I mean why do you wear clothes like that?

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2d7f6f No.268206

>>268203

>but at the end of the day youre not better than any of them

put me in the thunderdome with 50 slags let's see whose superior

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2d7f6f No.268207

business idea: comic book series, man is cursed by wicked witch and is transported to hellish dimension. dimension is a world populated entirely by women who are all trying to kill him, he wanders the land fending off hordes of women felling them by the hundreds. title: womenkiller

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a5eb0e No.268208

>>268206

put you in the arena of the real world and lets so who outbreeds who

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2d7f6f No.268209

>>268208

didnt know you were a nig nog / indian / chink supremacist

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2d7f6f No.268210

File: 896cccf05d22cc8⋯.png (503.07 KB,634x577,634:577,ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw btfo by slag because they managed to reproduce

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8b165b No.268211

>>268207

How about a Doom wad about thots

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2d7f6f No.268212

>>268211

shoot sambucas at them till they od and die

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a5eb0e No.268213

>>268209

Laws of nature lad

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8b165b No.268214

File: 3d7e13976aca7c3⋯.jpg (110.91 KB,634x951,2:3,1.jpg)

ah-mah-ret-o pls

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2d7f6f No.268215

>>268214

with what

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2d7f6f No.268216

>>268214

>tfw i judge them both unfairly and they're actually classical scholars so we discuss the binary nature of achilleus decision to remain at troy before they order two waters because they're the designated drivers

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96c36f No.268217

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8b165b No.268218

File: 4e0d427f32a165c⋯.jpg (18.95 KB,204x181,204:181,2.jpg)

>>268215

with u hun

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2d7f6f No.268219

>>268217

you're gonna have hard liquor with hard liquor

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2d7f6f No.268220

>>268218

im not allowed to drink alchohol while working

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a5eb0e No.268221

>>268216

continue having no friends my good boy

>>268218

top kek'd tbh

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2d7f6f No.268222

>>268221

>continue having no friends my good boy

good don't need any for i am above the lower PLEBES i wish thee good morrow

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8b165b No.268223

File: 18773fb50f9ef77⋯.webm (1.49 MB,480x480,1:1,SubOctane - Ended May.webm)

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96c36f No.268224

>>268222

gay boy

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8b165b No.268226

File: b5db46ced63ed98⋯.jpg (18.45 KB,505x253,505:253,Untitled (2).jpg)

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8b165b No.268227

File: d382be7bebd270d⋯.webm (3.74 MB,720x720,1:1,City 2.webm)

it's that time

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8b165b No.268228

File: d48aa3faec71972⋯.jpg (97.02 KB,1280x647,1280:647,newthread4.jpg)

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