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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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a35b1e No.266050 [View All]

Mixed results for Conservatives and Labour in England local elections

>Labour makes gains but falls short in key areas, while Tories see 1% swing outside London

>Labour has made some gains in local elections across England, but after a mixed night of results the party’s hopes of taking control of some key target councils, notably in London, were dashed

>overall, in the first major test of voter opinion since last year’s general election, the main parties remained deadlocked – a result more likely to buoy Theresa May, who at one point had faced predictions of a leadership challenge if the local polls had gone badly for her

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/may/04/labour-and-tories-enjoy-mixed-night-of-results-in-local-elections-in-england

Tories snatch key target Barnet Council from under Labour's nose

>the Conservatives have won control of Barnet Council in north London as voters appeared to punish Labour for the antisemitism controversy

>a defeated Labour councillor in West Hendon, where the Conservatives took all three seats, said that the party's inability with the issue of antisemitism cost them victory in Barnet

>Adam Langleben, who also sits on the national executive committee of Jewish Labour, told the Guardian: "Every Jewish Labour household we visited, people said, “not this time"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/local-election-latest-barnet-london-council-labour-tories-results-a8335691.html

The local elections show a divided Britain: Labour and the Tories are trapped in a stalemate

>Britain has entered a new era of polarised politics. Neither the Conservatives nor Labour are able to revive the hegemony they once enjoyed

>it is the governing party, however, who have most cause for cheer; after multiple political scandals and nearly a decade of austerity, they have nevertheless gained seats

>on both a local and a national level, Labour is not making the gains an opposition needs to be confident of winning power, but nor are the Conservatives close to recovering their squandered majority

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2018/05/local-elections-show-divided-britain-labour-and-tories-are-trapped-stalemate

Corbyn has little to celebrate in Britain's local elections

>Britain’s main political parties all made gains in local council elections, benefiting from the collapse of the U.K. Independence Party, in results that saw Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour continue to struggle outside London

>“Labour hasn’t made anything like the expected gains in terms of seats, and is actually going backwards slightly on the national vote share,” said Matt Singh of NumberCruncherPolitics, “these aren’t the results of a party that’s about to storm the next general election"

>“we seem to be seeing an entrenchment of the status quo; a divided Britain in which big cities vote Labour and everywhere else votes Conservative,” said Jonathan Carr-West, chief executive of the Local Government Information Unit

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-04/corbyn-has-little-to-celebrate-in-britain-s-local-elections

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bbd606 No.266740

>>266737

i finish soon aswell lad, weird feeling

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a00082 No.266741

has anyone heard from wess since the last debate?

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8b9097 No.266742

>>266739

35p is the bulk price on 3.3k bars btw, could probably find £1.50/bar for retail purposes, they're at £3.50 (for end users in BN)

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1c82ec No.266743

File: a0443eb322b4e12⋯.webm (Spoiler Image,903.93 KB,426x426,1:1,trapjap.webm)

>>266728

Welcome to the inclusive and friendly /brit/ alternative.

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e3bae6 No.266744

File: bd30b23ebcd71e6⋯.png (1.22 MB,960x720,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>>266741

He's married a black lass and is now happier than he ever was before

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b30a04 No.266745

>>266739

I wish lad but my teacher's a loser and I do want to get muh full marks

>>266740

Can't wait tbh

>>266741

Yeah I chat to him occasionally, he seems to be doing alright, same old same old in terms of applying and being denied

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14e7f0 No.266746

>>266704

faggot

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8b9097 No.266747

>>266741

No sadly

Going to text him next week and find out wag1 tbf

>>266745

Smh

Tell him I said hi

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bbd606 No.266748

File: c7996f9b56c0cff⋯.jpg (135.37 KB,1080x1080,1:1,c7996f9b56c0cff2633c99d5af….jpg)

goin' sleepy byes, night lads

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e3bae6 No.266749

>>266748

night lass

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b30a04 No.266750

>>266748

night lad peace out don't die

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a00082 No.266751

>>266742

ahhhhh I see I see. still quite decent all things considered. along with some other things a lad would be happy

>>266743

STOP THIS LAD

>>266744

well that's good to hear

but also a wild plot twist

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8b9097 No.266752

>>266746

Lmao oi

Being the only bloke in the office without sweat patches was great

>>266748

Night fam

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83d98e No.266753

File: 33e3839fd634283⋯.webm (4.01 MB,640x360,16:9,⁷〄₇.webm)

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e3bae6 No.266754

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a00082 No.266755

>>266745

>full marks

I remember the good ol days when I cared about A*s

>wess

that's good to hear. is he still on a break or is he fed up with /nb/?

>>266747

hopefully he'll be in good spirits. sad to see yon 2 blighters not in cahoots recently

>>266748

night night lass

join you soon tbh. gonna test out the nytols tonight

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83d98e No.266756

knock-off hobnobs dont come close

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b30a04 No.266757

>>266755

Just trying to sort himself out innit

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8b9097 No.266758

>>266757

He's a good lad then

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8b9097 No.266759

Can we have a new thread please princess

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b30a04 No.266760

NEO

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8b9097 No.266761

>>266760

Nouveau

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a00082 No.266762

>>266757

a high aspiration. hopeful that he does then tbh

>>266756

too right tbh

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a00082 No.266763

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE NEED A NEW THREAD QUICK

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a00082 No.266764

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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a00082 No.266765

File: 569edcbdac61abf⋯.jpg (422.35 KB,1000x675,40:27,vodka-Red-Bull-cocktail.jpg)

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b30a04 No.266766

>>266762

yeah all hoping for it innit.

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8b9097 No.266767

>>266756

Lidls ones are pretty bloody good for 40p

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8b9097 No.266768

N

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8b9097 No.266769

E

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8b9097 No.266770

W

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8b9097 No.266771

Pls

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a00082 No.266772

File: f0ac62d9219fad5⋯.jpg (11.77 KB,400x266,200:133,camel.jpg)

P O C K E T

U

S

S

Y

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8b9097 No.266773

>>266772

Pussy pocket

Or

Pocket pussy

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a00082 No.266774

WE NEED A NEW THREAD OVER ERE

AY

IM WALKIN ERE

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a00082 No.266775

>>266773

A pussy pocket sounds like a wild thing to stick your hand it into

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8b9097 No.266776

>been awake since Friday

>work tomorrow

Reeeeeeeee

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e3bae6 No.266777

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a00082 No.266778

>>266776

fucking yikes lad

I thought you were sleeping easy these days since your theory was correct

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8b9097 No.266779

>>266775

>nigga you take whatever you goddamn want from that pussies pocket, he ain't gon do shit

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8b9097 No.266780

>>266778

Bank holiday weekend lad lel

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a00082 No.266781

>>266779

I was thinking more a denim pocket full of damp squidginess and a mild fishy smell

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e3bae6 No.266782

>mate is a speedfreak now

drugs were a mistake t. alkie

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a00082 No.266783

>>266780

oh I know that all too well. nice to hear someone was partying

i missed a fuckin foam party this weekend

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a00082 No.266784

>>266782

F I suppose

that nigga needs to get his head out the gutter and stick to coco like a REAL MAN

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a00082 No.266785

that new thread still isn't here huh

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83d98e No.266786

File: b7b20294372c7a2⋯.jpg (88.84 KB,720x960,3:4,1526204_10152162772694258_….jpg)

lads

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e3bae6 No.266788

>>266786

susan is a 1960's yeye singer caught in the wrong era

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83d98e No.266789

File: 27d607ca9512f89⋯.jpg (59.92 KB,684x684,1:1,532631_10100203901313862_2….jpg)

File: 4c63e62990b9597⋯.jpg (79.78 KB,630x896,45:64,1456070_10100420823639782_….jpg)

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8b9097 No.266791

>>266782

Speed is on the "always required" list tbf

Only like ~40mg/day though, its a shite recreational drug lmao

>>266783

This is the first 3 dayer I've done in a few years tbf

Can't imagine doing 4 or 5 like back in the day

I'd die

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