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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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7e38f2 No.274047 [View All]

Britain to bask in glorious 26°C sunshine this weekend as tropical plume sweeps in from the continent

>Britons are set to bask in glorious 26°C sunshine this weekend as a tropical plume sweeps in from the continent across vast swathes of the UK

>the warm weather is arriving north from Africa and the continent, with large parts of the UK benefiting from long sunny spells

>but the weather isn't going to last as storm clouds over France could bring severe thunderstorms to the south-east early next week

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5820857/Britain-bask-glorious-79F-sunshine-weekend.html

Proposed MCZs could mean 40% of English waters get protection

>environment Secretary, Michael Gove, has set out plans to create more than 40 new Marine Conservation Zones (MCZs) in English waters

>the proposed protections, announced on World Oceans Day, will cover an area almost eight times the size of Greater London

>in welcoming the announcement MCS experts say it could have the potential to result in 40% of English seas being protected, but that designation is only the first step in creating a network of sites

https://www.mcsuk.org/news/MCZ_T3_announcement

World Oceans Day: "Precious seaside memories need protecting"

>to mark World Oceans Day, aimed at raising awareness about the importance of safeguarding our seas from the tide of plastic pollution, I travelled with two young girls on their first ever trip to the seaside to see our shores through their eyes

>as children of an island nation, dipping a toe into the waters that surround us is a birthright, albeit one designed to toughen up small souls

>for those who have never been to the seaside, the advice from Fatouma and Ousmani is: "Don't be scared of the seaweed - it looks funny, but feels nice and squidgy."

https://news.sky.com/story/world-ocean-day-precious-seaside-memories-need-protecting-11398340

Monster thunderstorms to batter Britain ahead of weekend scorcher

>thunderstorms will batter parts of Britain after torrential rain caused localised flooding in sections of the country, but temperatures are set to skyrocket this weekend, particularly in southeastern areas

>torrential rain in parts of the UK caused areas in central parts of Scotland to flood yesterday, while Wales had its warmest day of the year

>the best of the sunshine is going to be in the south, particularly in London, Cardiff and Plymouth, which will all be higher than 20 degrees

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/971258/BBC-weather-forecast-thunderstorms-BBC-Breakfast-UK-weather-temperatures-Matt-Taylor

Tourists creating a "toxic legacy" of plastic waste in the Mediterranean Sea

>holidaymakers are being urged to shun single-use plastic this summer in a bid to combat a surge in pollution in the Mediterranean Sea

>an annual influx of 200 million tourists across the region is responsible for a 40% increase in marine litter entering the sea, of which a staggering 95% is plastic waste, according to a report commissioned by WWF, a leading conservation charity

>the Mediterranean, which is home to just 1% of the world’s water, now contains record levels of plastic pollution and accounts for 7% of the global problem

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/news/plastic-pollution-in-the-med-reaches-record-level/

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f9c20a No.274750

>>274748

shut up rudebwoi

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f9c20a No.274751

File: a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB,1920x1080,16:9,YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg)

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2c1e78 No.274752

>>274748

you forgot the outfit that is basically a bikini but they pretend it's just a shirt and shorts

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0fd934 No.274753

File: e942c3e68f42915⋯.jpg (95.9 KB,640x480,4:3,suicide-note.jpg)

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f9c20a No.274754

ok

so

8.5kg curl 3x12

not bad add 1kg next time

the pump

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0fd934 No.274755

File: 7c589eaef6e097e⋯.png (95.59 KB,317x379,317:379,Selection_288.png)

dubs for are thot lauren

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2c1e78 No.274756

File: 73d4df5b2ecf794⋯.jpg (387.74 KB,2048x1365,2048:1365,pot of tea.jpg)

Let's just all be frens

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f9c20a No.274757

>>274755

looks clapped bruv

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f9c20a No.274758

File: 2e76bf78b6bb348⋯.png (362.19 KB,404x563,404:563,k.png)

>>274756

*hugs you*

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2c1e78 No.274759

>>274758

*hugs you back*. Man hugs are no homo tbh

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f9c20a No.274760

>>274759

i hugged a lass in my dream last night

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2c1e78 No.274761

>>274760

Go hug one irl, tiger

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f9c20a No.274762

File: 91de483c3ef14b4⋯.png (384.97 KB,800x451,800:451,91de483c3ef14b42b927cc985f….png)

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2c1e78 No.274763

>>274762

you can do it king

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eec5c4 No.274764

>hugging

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f9c20a No.274765

>>274763

i know lad.. i know.. ah..

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f9c20a No.274766

>>274764

you dont want to hug your lass?

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2c1e78 No.274767

>>274764

You hug your gf, no? impregnate her

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45ab29 No.274768

>>274747

> In its simplest form, Matthew's message to his people is:

>1. "We" have a right to exist as a Jewish community, despite the fact that "they" say we don't.

>2. "We" are the only real Jews.

Imagine not being the only real Jews.

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2c1e78 No.274769

>>274768

It so fundamentally misunderstands the Gospel smh

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45ab29 No.274770

>>274769

It also has a tone that doesn't suggest neutrality.

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2c1e78 No.274771

>>274770

Colour me surprised

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f9c20a No.274772

I had a feel early this morning which was fucking weird

I often have those types of things during sleeps, a certain experience which is entirely unexplainable when one is awake. Such a deep feeling and experience. But this specific one was as if I could view years of my life at a single moment and think "fuck".

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f9c20a No.274773

seriously lads its like another world

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d37634 No.274774

>>274764

*hugs you*

>>274749

I'm not engaging in sophistry, I have no dog in this fight

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d37634 No.274775

>>274772

Self awareness?

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f9c20a No.274776

>>274775

no its impossible to explain

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463e2a No.274777

File: 213cb876256e23f⋯.jpg (31.02 KB,505x431,505:431,1451668114767.jpg)

>Today there is not the slightest possibility that Christians will stop following Jesus because Jews do not regard him as the messiah.

Haha yeah imagine believing that Jews would lead people away from Christ haha

>In the first century perhaps it was necessary for followers of Jesus to believe that the scriptures pointed to Christ, that Jews did not understand their true meaning, and that therefore the Hebrew Bible properly belonged only to Christians (who eventually made it into their own "Old Testament").

You mean it isn't necessary now?

>Christian history is marred with the ugly consequences of the anti-Judaism fostered by those beliefs. In view of the horrifying price that Christians have forced Jews to pay for keeping their covenant with God, isn't it about time to stop insisting on Matthew's mistaken premise?

NEVER FORGET

>Do not Christians now have the moral obligation to let go of the notion that if Jews truly understood the scriptures they would become Christians?

I don't know that much about Christianity tbf but isn't this belief kind of part and parcel of being a Christian?

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d37634 No.274778

>>274776

I'll sound antichristian but that might be egodeath on a small scale

Did you see yourself in relation to other things?

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f9c20a No.274779

>>274778

i cant remember

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d37634 No.274780

>>274777

The OT is necessary as a counterpoint to the NT tbh

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0ed14a No.274781

>hug girl on the date almost instantly

>take ages to hug a girl I've known for several years

hugs are weird innit

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f9c20a No.274782

>>274781

no

just go in for it you devil

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d37634 No.274783

>>274781

Nah if you connect then it makes sense

I'm a biased ladhugger though so don't listen to me

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d37634 No.274784

>>274779

Try to next time

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f9c20a No.274785

remember to feel her bum when you hug her

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f9c20a No.274786

>>274784

it's very difficult to, simply because ive never experienced anything like it outside of that state

its like it takes you into another dimension and you awake wondering what the fuck happened

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d37634 No.274787

>>274786

Lucid dreaming? Or revelation?

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d37634 No.274788

>>274785

If you can pull off deano antics then yes

If not then dont

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68e9f9 No.274789

File: 7097291940053f3⋯.jpg (362.81 KB,975x1390,195:278,Moody5.jpg)

lads

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0ed14a No.274790

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d37634 No.274792

>>274789

Telescopic Nigga

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f9c20a No.274793

>>274787

I don't know

Not lucid dreaming, it's not really dreaming at all

Not so much a revelation, it's just was sort of like some quick instant feeling.

Had similar experiences in some paralysis state where , for one example, it felt like I was floating for eternity through a hole, but even then that doesn't describe it in the slightest.

>>274788

I can do it lad

it's just a cheeky joke aye

>>274789

evenin bumboi

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f9c20a No.274794

>>274793

to add, it feels like it's something you can only experience in the moment, trying to remember it is almost futile

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68e9f9 No.274795

>>274792

>telescope broke my hand last night

finally got me a day off after 4 weeks

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d37634 No.274796

>>274793

You should try mushrooms lad

>>274795

Lel

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68e9f9 No.274797

File: d051697eb09d915⋯.jpg (229.09 KB,975x1390,195:278,EU.jpg)

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7e38f2 No.274900

E3 has been a disappointment so far, although Metro: Exodus looks alright.

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7e38f2 No.274902

Too early smh

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7e38f2 No.274904

Thread shouldn't be done until limit is reached like on /sh*t/

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