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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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ef0eee No.229690 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]>>229697 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Year 411 (CDXI) was a common year starting on Sunday of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Theodosius without colleague (or, less frequently, year 1164 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 411 for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.

>Emperor Honorius sends two Roman generals to deal with the usurper Constantine III in Gaul. They kill Gerontius, Constantine's rebellious general (magister militum) in Spain, then besiege Arles and defeat Constantine. He is taken prisoner and put to death at Ravenna.

>Following the defeat of the Constantine III, the Burgundians and the Gallic nobility proclaim Jovinus, Gallo-Roman senator, emperor of the Western Roman Empire at Mogontiacum (modern Mainz).

>King Ataulf leads the Goths into Gaul at the instigation of Honorius, who promises to recognise a Visigothic Kingdom if he defeats the several usurpers who threaten the Roman Empire.

>The Alans establish their rule in the Roman province of Lusitania (Portugal south of the Duero River and Spain).

>The Teutonic tribes in Spain join the Roman Empire as foederati (allies with military commitments).

The Battle of Bibracte was fought between the Helvetii and six Roman legions, under the command of Gaius Julius Caesar. It was the second major battle of the Gallic Wars.

>The battle lasted many hours into the night until the Romans finally took the Helvetic baggage train, capturing both a daughter and son of Orgetorix. According to Caesar, 130,000 enemy personnel escaped into the night. Unable to pursue on account of battle wounds and the time it took to bury the dead, Caesar rested three days before he followed the fleeing Helvetii. These, in turn, had managed to reach the territory of the Lingones within four days of the battle. Caesar warned the Lingones to not assist them, prompting the Helvetii and their allies to finally surrender.

This is how Caesar treated migrating foreign tribes.

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5254b1 No.230444

NEW THREAD WHEN?!

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002a62 No.230446

>>230431

>Everything about our society is sinful on a level that couldn't even be conceived of 150 years ago.

>the items we consume on a daily basis made by literal child slaves

Not *literal* child slaves, and not everything we consume is made by them either.

Bear in mind, in the countries where there are child workers, being in work is the best situatio for the child, they either do that or live onthe streets. They don't have the option of going to a state funded school, those countries have't developed enough for that

The West practices far less slavery than it once did anysay.

>destruction of the world through industrialisation and pollution

There used to be far MORE pollution 150 years ago, from coal smoke that filled cities with smog

>sin promoted by every single institution that exists today

Not everything promotes sin. At least the Church doesn't sell pardons to the rich for sins anymore…

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6d8ff2 No.230447

>Shrop has now taken the kinopill

HERTS YOU MONSTER, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

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ef0eee No.230448

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002a62 No.230451

>>230440

She's the best one to me

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5e09aa No.228996 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]>>228997 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Reeeeeeeee

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6814bc No.229691

TWAT

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09436b No.229692

dunno how i feel about mean girls tbh

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40a4d1 No.229694

ok I'm happy again

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40a4d1 No.229696

OH YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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09436b No.229697

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04ea21 No.228264 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]>>228266 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Year 409 (CDIX) was a common year starting on Friday of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Honorius and Theodosius (or, less frequently, year 1162 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 409 for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.

October 13 -- The Vandals, led by king Gunderic, cross the Pyrenees into the Iberian Peninsula. They receive land from the Romans, as foederati, in Baetica (Southern Spain). The Alans occupy lands in Lusitania and the Suebi control parts of Gallaecia (modern Portugal).

Fishermen warn EU states against trying to stop UK taking control of its own waters

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/13/fishermen-warn-eu-states-against-trying-stop-uk-taking-control/

>Scottish fishermen’s leaders have expressed broad satisfaction with the latest EU fisheries deal, while warning member states against trying to stop the UK taking back control of the industry during Brexit talks.

Brexit: EU rebel Dominic Grieve says he will 'stand up and be counted'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42329118

>Theresa May has insisted Parliament will have a "meaningful vote" on the terms of Brexit as she faces the threat of a defeat in the Commons.

>The PM said MPs would have a say on the final deal before the UK exit in March 2019, but it must happen in a way that ensures a "smooth and orderly" exit.

'Meghan Markle' and 'fidget spinners' top UK Google search

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fdb9a4 No.228992>>228994

>>228987

prolly something cryptic and vague smh

He always tells me to "abuse substances and thots", good lad tbh

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9b28b6 No.228993>>228995

>>228990

NO

NOT THE BEES!

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bee6ea No.228994>>228995

>>228992

>tells you to abuse drugs and thots

Hol up nigga

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fdb9a4 No.228995

>>228993

BETTER

BEE-LIEVE IT

>>228994

I'm sure it's some sort of secret message but I just can't crack the code smh

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bee6ea No.228997

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b0b8c5 No.227577 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]>>227580 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

A haiku eulogy for my van

Citreon Berlingo

I enjoyed driving you

Now you are broken

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9791c8 No.228263

Aahhhh this fucking site keeps crashing my phone

Literally shouting IRL, plz make a new thread

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9297f3 No.228265

dinner time

peace out niggers

also my new trim is fly

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02ece1 No.228266

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3c967c No.228267

>>228262

Based STRAIGHT film making.

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3ab632 No.228268

>>228259

because retard middle aged mummies think fat=bad and thus campaign to make sure everything with fat in it is BANNED or REDUCED FAT and skinny manlets remain manlets for the rest of their life because their stomachs cant take much food

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625525 No.226844 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]>>226850 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Year 407 (CDVII) was a common year starting on Tuesday (link will display the full calendar) of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Honorius and Theodosius (or, less frequently, year 1160 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 407 for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.

Gratian, Roman usurper, is installed as emperor after the death of Marcus. According to Orosius, he is a native Briton of urban aristocracy.

>Gratian is assassinated and Constantine III, a general (magister militum), declares himself Roman emperor. To extend his dominion over Gaul and Spain, he takes practically all the Roman garrisons from Britain and crosses the English Channel. Constantine occupies Arles and establishes tenuous authority over Gaul, sharing control with marauding "barbarians". This is generally seen as the beginning of Rome's withdrawal from Britain.

"Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young."

UK snow: Bad weather hits air, rail and sea travel

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42305301

>A quarter of flights at Heathrow have been cancelled and the Port of Calais has been closed as bad weather continues to affect parts of the UK.

Mt Hope installed as 'UK's highest peak'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-42238262

Britain has a new tallest mountain.

>Mt Hope, which is sited in the part of the Antarctic claimed by the UK, was recently re-measured and found to tower above the previous title holder, Mt Jackson, by a good 50m (160ft).

Brexit deal is a 'gentleman's agreement' says EU

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a20265 No.227576

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>still waiting for the dip

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a20265 No.227579

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>>227575

that's why we moved to /nbp/ and then to here

they can't have fun anymore. there were so many nightshifts where everyone was on the same page in posting in a fun way and then monarch comes to check the thread from the Bongo Bongo Land and banned everyone. smh tbh

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484849 No.227580

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674a1e No.227581

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i am gay

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9f4df0 No.227583

>>227565

>worshipping fertility icons

Ahhh lad they weren't worshipping the icons themselves, they were worshipping a god of fertility who was represented by the icon. Same way the crucifix represents Jesus smh

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181ef0 No.226087 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Lemme tell ya lads

OOSH

Union Urges Gay Teachers to Come Out in the Classroom, Teach LGBT Experiences

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Amnesty International Refuses to Return Illegal Soros Donation to Fund Pro-Abortion Activism in Ireland

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Swedish Sex Crime Reports up 33 Per Cent Since Last November

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/swedish-sex-crime-33-per-cent-last-november/

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139fc8 No.226846>>226849

>>226843

ahh i was gonna but have it

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6e23dc No.226847

>>226817

I had maybe a third of an ETH but it kept going down so I sold it all whilst I still had a profit and put it back into LTC and BTC, I feel like I should've left some money in ETH but now I think it's too late.

I've got a litecoin and a third and it's almost worth £200 now wew. I need to get on one of those pages that trades absolutely everything and buy like 10 of each meme coin.

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181ef0 No.226849

>>226846

I mean II dont want to but sure

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bc8404 No.226850

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d3ac64 No.226907

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>>226802

bantu banta

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d9d010 No.225325 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]>>225369 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Union Urges Gay Teachers to Come Out in the Classroom, Teach LGBT Experiences

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Amnesty International Refuses to Return Illegal Soros Donation to Fund Pro-Abortion Activism in Ireland

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Swedish Sex Crime Reports up 33 Per Cent Since Last November

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/swedish-sex-crime-33-per-cent-last-november/

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cac975 No.226119>>226131

>>226114

Ohhh you wanted me to continue

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c13316 No.226131

>>226119

Oh, you are still here. There is a new thread lad. As BO I should have locked this thread tbh

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c13316 No.226143

>>226136

I like to return the (You) lad

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c13316 No.226160

h

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5481ed No.226240

>>225949

nah lad, Supreme Leader is better

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c82c88 No.224665 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]>>224667 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

CBA tbqh

Mod please help

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d9fca7 No.225366

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I love VPNs so much lads.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR EVADING THE LAST BAN)
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a87e81 No.225367>>225368

>>225364

aw what a pretty girl :)

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d9fca7 No.225368>>225372

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Goodnight tbh smh ngl <3 xoxo

>>225367

>girl

xD

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a87e81 No.225369

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a87e81 No.225372

>>225368

night bertie

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51ef6e No.223938 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]>>223939 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

WAKE UP

IT IS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING

Here are some music links for such a wonderful day, enjoy! News is sad and depressing so I thought I'd provide some more cheerful links instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJqjlFGZxtE

https://youtu.be/aQUlA8Hcv4s

https://youtu.be/pQGH_Y1BZSs

FUCK THE POPE AND THE IRA

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7d9b1f No.224661>>224664

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FRESH NIGHTMARE WORLD

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bded8d No.224662>>224663

>>224639

Bloody yiddessposter, coming to our threads, posting sexy ratfus

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bded8d No.224663

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>>224662

Forgot picture

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bded8d No.224664

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>>224661

It's amazing how such a paper can be written and it still not be considered a form of genocide.

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4c2536 No.224667

abandon all hope all ye who enter here

>>224665

abandon all hope all ye who enter here

>>224665

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3b3bc8 No.223225 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]>>223226 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

No links because pub in a min

Anprim plz fix

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b6aa47 No.223936

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63c380 No.223937

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b2b612 No.223939

>>223938

>>223938

>>223938

I created a new thread so you early morning lads don't have to. Night night.

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b6aa47 No.223940

>people are selling merch on Amazon of the stupid MS Paint face I made for /v/ years ago

https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=oh+god+why+meme

I wonder if anyone actually buys this stuff.

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26da81 No.223999

In Slough, ama lads

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c8c38b No.222523 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]>>222530 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Two police officers suffer serious injuries in stabbing incident

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/15698472.Two_police_officers_suffer_serious_injuries_in_stabbing_incident/

Five injured as car collides with pedestrians in south-west London

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/02/five-injured-as-car-collides-with-pedestrians-in-south-west-london

Hero police officer clings on to van hanging precariously over motorway bridge with driver trapped inside

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/02/hero-police-officer-clings-onto-van-hanging-precariously-motorway/

Mother arrested on suspicion of child neglect after toddler wanders into shop alone

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/mother-arrested-suspicion-child-neglect-after-toddler-wanders-into-shop-alone-1649910

Person dies after being electrocuted at Manchester Piccadilly train station

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/live-manchester-piccadilly-trains-cancelled-13984709

Fate of London, Mumbai and Delhi are intertwined: London Mayor

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88786a No.223222>>223223

>/brit/ are secretly druids pretending to be christmasians

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d61997 No.223223

>>223222

I'm not even sure what's going on anymore smh

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7f1e27 No.223224>>223228

Im scared that when I open the chest full of the soldiers that its going to be FULL of spiders

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d61997 No.223226

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d61997 No.223228

>>223224

Arm yourself with a brick

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a79239 No.221771 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]>>221774 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

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f4b4fe No.222526>>222528 >>222529

what do you recommend for a date lads

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42dc2a No.222527

File (hide): 12501f0c7f9ec41⋯.png (66.52 KB,201x190,201:190,ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

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e6b194 No.222528

>>222526

bottle of chloroform and a damp rag

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c3c550 No.222529

>>222526

Right/Left hand

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a6d19b No.222530

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4dd0b4 No.220310 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]>>221060 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

1016 Cnut the Great (Canute), King of Denmark, claimed the English throne after the death of Edmund II, often known as Edmund Ironside. The cognomen 'Ironside' was given to Edmund because of his valour in resisting the Danish invasion led by Cnut the Great.

Scandinavians OUT

Net migration to UK shows largest annual fall since records began

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/30/net-migration-to-uk-shows-largest-annual-fall-since-records-began

>Net migration to Britain over the past 12 months has fallen by the largest amount since records began, with EU nationals accounting for three-quarters of those who chose to return to their native country, official figures show.

Google faces mass legal action in UK over data snooping

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-42166089

>Google is being taken to court, accused of collecting the personal data of millions of users, in the first mass legal action of its kind in the UK.

UK weather: Britain to face coldest night of the year tonight as forecasters issue snow warnings

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-weather-britain-coldest-night-thursday-snow-warnings-a8083941.html

>Weather warnings for snow and ice have been issued for parts of the UK, with temperatures set to drop below freezing on Thursday.

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e67fd8 No.221768>>221769

>>221766

>singing about my wife's son

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07a192 No.221769>>221770

>>221768

It was a song about black men dodging fatherhood, tbh. Michael was more in touch with his roots in those days.

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e67fd8 No.221770

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bd032d No.221773

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5c11df No.221774

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f2fe75 No.220304 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]>>220306 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

London councils receive 100 rat and mouse complaints every day

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-42170307

Incredibly rare exploding 'rat bomb' given to British spy to destroy German factories during the Second World War goes up for auction for £1,500

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5129847/WWII-rat-bomb-given-British-spy-auction.html

Amber Rudd and Sadiq Khan blast back at Donald Trump after anti-Muslim video tweets

https://news.sky.com/story/sadiq-khan-blasts-back-at-donald-trump-after-anti-muslim-video-tweets-11149987

Disgusting moment mum spotted a RAT scampering over shelves in B&M Store

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4973084/mum-spots-rat-reading-bm/

THIS CONCLUDES THE RAT NEWS

Net migration to UK shows largest annual fall since records began

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/30/net-migration-to-uk-shows-largest-annual-fall-since-records-began

>Net migration to Britain over the past 12 months has fallen by the largest amount since records began, with EU nationals accounting for three-quarters of those who chose to return to their native country, official figures show.

Google faces maPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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1170aa No.221052

>>221041

Tbh, going to hunker down in the ghetto till February.

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d863de No.221054>>221056

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>>221049

>>221050

kek lad, went and looked outside an all

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1170aa No.221055

>>221048

Edit that other thread plz lad

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1170aa No.221056

>>221054

Lel sorry lad just pulling your leg

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f75784 No.221060

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24b420 No.219578 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Year 397 (CCCXCVII)

>Scottish missionary Ninian establishes a church (Candida Casa) at Whithorn, and begins his work among the Picts.

HMS Condor was the name-ship of the Royal Navy Condor-class composite gunvessel of 3 guns.[3]

>Meanwhile, Temeraire had taken on the Mex Forts and was causing damage to Mex when she grounded on a reef. Condor, commanded by Lord Charles Beresford, went to her assistance and she was refloated and resumed the attack. While the offshore squadron was engaging the forts at long-range, Monarch, Penelope and Condor were ordered into close engagements with the forts at Maza-el-Kanat and Fort Marabout. Condor sailed to within 1,200 feet of Fort Marabout and began furiously firing at the fort. When Fort Marabout's guns were disabled, the flagship signalled "Well Done, Condor." Condor's action allowed the ships to finish off Fort Mex.

Don't let Brexit end culture city hopes, MPs tell Juncker

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42135750

>A group of MPs have written to the head of the EU Commission to complain about Brexit scuppering the UK's entries for European Capital of Culture. The cross-party group each represents areas that have submitted bids for the 2023 title. They said it was "inexplicable" the EU waited for bids to be submitted before revealing they were all ineligible.

Extra £12m in UK aid pledged for Myanmar's Rohingya

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42129844

>An extra £12m of UK aid will be sent to help Rohingya Muslims fleeing violence in Myanmar, International Development Secretary Penny Mordaunt has said. Violence in the Rakhine state of the country, formerly known as Burma, has forced more than 620,000 Rohingya to flee to neighbouring Bangladesh. The money will be spent on drinking water, food, latrines, shelters, soap, cooking Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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2681fc No.220300

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PRISON VARG

feat. donkey-fucking

might have been posted earlier tbh but it's hilarious

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fbe0bd No.220301>>220302

h

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be681d No.220302>>220303

>>220301

WHERES THE NEW THREAD AAAAH

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e4ef73 No.220303

>>220302

How many does it need?

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e4ef73 No.220306

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