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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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181ef0 No.226087 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Lemme tell ya lads

OOSH

Union Urges Gay Teachers to Come Out in the Classroom, Teach LGBT Experiences

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Amnesty International Refuses to Return Illegal Soros Donation to Fund Pro-Abortion Activism in Ireland

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Swedish Sex Crime Reports up 33 Per Cent Since Last November

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/swedish-sex-crime-33-per-cent-last-november/

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139fc8 No.226846

>>226843

ahh i was gonna but have it

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6e23dc No.226847

>>226817

I had maybe a third of an ETH but it kept going down so I sold it all whilst I still had a profit and put it back into LTC and BTC, I feel like I should've left some money in ETH but now I think it's too late.

I've got a litecoin and a third and it's almost worth £200 now wew. I need to get on one of those pages that trades absolutely everything and buy like 10 of each meme coin.

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181ef0 No.226849

>>226846

I mean II dont want to but sure

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bc8404 No.226850

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d3ac64 No.226907

File: c9fedd88810aa0b⋯.png (155.42 KB,599x321,599:321,zulu.png)

>>226802

bantu banta

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d9d010 No.225325 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Union Urges Gay Teachers to Come Out in the Classroom, Teach LGBT Experiences

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Amnesty International Refuses to Return Illegal Soros Donation to Fund Pro-Abortion Activism in Ireland

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/union-teachers-come-out-classroom-teach-lgbt-experiences/

Swedish Sex Crime Reports up 33 Per Cent Since Last November

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/12/09/swedish-sex-crime-33-per-cent-last-november/

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cac975 No.226119

>>226114

Ohhh you wanted me to continue

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c13316 No.226131

>>226119

Oh, you are still here. There is a new thread lad. As BO I should have locked this thread tbh

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c13316 No.226143

>>226136

I like to return the (You) lad

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c13316 No.226160

h

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5481ed No.226240

>>225949

nah lad, Supreme Leader is better

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c82c88 No.224665 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

CBA tbqh

Mod please help

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d9fca7 No.225366

File: 7f0a9eb8f5c26a4⋯.png (603.35 KB,667x615,667:615,1465226886378.png)

I love VPNs so much lads.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR EVADING THE LAST BAN)
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a87e81 No.225367

>>225364

aw what a pretty girl :)

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d9fca7 No.225368

File: ca50faa6fa4dde7⋯.png (39.61 KB,657x501,219:167,1511254953758.png)

Goodnight tbh smh ngl <3 xoxo

>>225367

>girl

xD

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a87e81 No.225369

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a87e81 No.225372

>>225368

night bertie

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51ef6e No.223938 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

WAKE UP

IT IS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING

Here are some music links for such a wonderful day, enjoy! News is sad and depressing so I thought I'd provide some more cheerful links instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJqjlFGZxtE

https://youtu.be/aQUlA8Hcv4s

https://youtu.be/pQGH_Y1BZSs

FUCK THE POPE AND THE IRA

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7d9b1f No.224661

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FRESH NIGHTMARE WORLD

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bded8d No.224662

>>224639

Bloody yiddessposter, coming to our threads, posting sexy ratfus

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bded8d No.224663

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>>224662

Forgot picture

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bded8d No.224664

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>>224661

It's amazing how such a paper can be written and it still not be considered a form of genocide.

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4c2536 No.224667

abandon all hope all ye who enter here

>>224665

abandon all hope all ye who enter here

>>224665

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3b3bc8 No.223225 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

No links because pub in a min

Anprim plz fix

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b6aa47 No.223936

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63c380 No.223937

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b2b612 No.223939

>>223938

>>223938

>>223938

I created a new thread so you early morning lads don't have to. Night night.

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b6aa47 No.223940

>people are selling merch on Amazon of the stupid MS Paint face I made for /v/ years ago

https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=oh+god+why+meme

I wonder if anyone actually buys this stuff.

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26da81 No.223999

In Slough, ama lads

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c8c38b No.222523 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Two police officers suffer serious injuries in stabbing incident

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/15698472.Two_police_officers_suffer_serious_injuries_in_stabbing_incident/

Five injured as car collides with pedestrians in south-west London

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/02/five-injured-as-car-collides-with-pedestrians-in-south-west-london

Hero police officer clings on to van hanging precariously over motorway bridge with driver trapped inside

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/02/hero-police-officer-clings-onto-van-hanging-precariously-motorway/

Mother arrested on suspicion of child neglect after toddler wanders into shop alone

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/mother-arrested-suspicion-child-neglect-after-toddler-wanders-into-shop-alone-1649910

Person dies after being electrocuted at Manchester Piccadilly train station

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/live-manchester-piccadilly-trains-cancelled-13984709

Fate of London, Mumbai and Delhi are intertwined: London Mayor

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88786a No.223222

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>/brit/ are secretly druids pretending to be christmasians

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d61997 No.223223

>>223222

I'm not even sure what's going on anymore smh

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7f1e27 No.223224

Im scared that when I open the chest full of the soldiers that its going to be FULL of spiders

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d61997 No.223226

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d61997 No.223228

>>223224

Arm yourself with a brick

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a79239 No.221771 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

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f4b4fe No.222526

what do you recommend for a date lads

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42dc2a No.222527

File: 12501f0c7f9ec41⋯.png (66.52 KB,201x190,201:190,ClipboardImage.png)

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e6b194 No.222528

>>222526

bottle of chloroform and a damp rag

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c3c550 No.222529

>>222526

Right/Left hand

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a6d19b No.222530

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4dd0b4 No.220310 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

1016 Cnut the Great (Canute), King of Denmark, claimed the English throne after the death of Edmund II, often known as Edmund Ironside. The cognomen 'Ironside' was given to Edmund because of his valour in resisting the Danish invasion led by Cnut the Great.

Scandinavians OUT

Net migration to UK shows largest annual fall since records began

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/30/net-migration-to-uk-shows-largest-annual-fall-since-records-began

>Net migration to Britain over the past 12 months has fallen by the largest amount since records began, with EU nationals accounting for three-quarters of those who chose to return to their native country, official figures show.

Google faces mass legal action in UK over data snooping

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-42166089

>Google is being taken to court, accused of collecting the personal data of millions of users, in the first mass legal action of its kind in the UK.

UK weather: Britain to face coldest night of the year tonight as forecasters issue snow warnings

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-weather-britain-coldest-night-thursday-snow-warnings-a8083941.html

>Weather warnings for snow and ice have been issued for parts of the UK, with temperatures set to drop below freezing on Thursday.

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e67fd8 No.221768

>>221766

>singing about my wife's son

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07a192 No.221769

>>221768

It was a song about black men dodging fatherhood, tbh. Michael was more in touch with his roots in those days.

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e67fd8 No.221770

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bd032d No.221773

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5c11df No.221774

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f2fe75 No.220304 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

London councils receive 100 rat and mouse complaints every day

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-42170307

Incredibly rare exploding 'rat bomb' given to British spy to destroy German factories during the Second World War goes up for auction for £1,500

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5129847/WWII-rat-bomb-given-British-spy-auction.html

Amber Rudd and Sadiq Khan blast back at Donald Trump after anti-Muslim video tweets

https://news.sky.com/story/sadiq-khan-blasts-back-at-donald-trump-after-anti-muslim-video-tweets-11149987

Disgusting moment mum spotted a RAT scampering over shelves in B&M Store

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4973084/mum-spots-rat-reading-bm/

THIS CONCLUDES THE RAT NEWS

Net migration to UK shows largest annual fall since records began

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/30/net-migration-to-uk-shows-largest-annual-fall-since-records-began

>Net migration to Britain over the past 12 months has fallen by the largest amount since records began, with EU nationals accounting for three-quarters of those who chose to return to their native country, official figures show.

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1170aa No.221052

>>221041

Tbh, going to hunker down in the ghetto till February.

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d863de No.221054

File: a7576e590a6ffc5⋯.png (10.39 KB,419x395,419:395,shockedpepe.png)

>>221049

>>221050

kek lad, went and looked outside an all

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1170aa No.221055

>>221048

Edit that other thread plz lad

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1170aa No.221056

>>221054

Lel sorry lad just pulling your leg

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f75784 No.221060

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24b420 No.219578 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Year 397 (CCCXCVII)

>Scottish missionary Ninian establishes a church (Candida Casa) at Whithorn, and begins his work among the Picts.

HMS Condor was the name-ship of the Royal Navy Condor-class composite gunvessel of 3 guns.[3]

>Meanwhile, Temeraire had taken on the Mex Forts and was causing damage to Mex when she grounded on a reef. Condor, commanded by Lord Charles Beresford, went to her assistance and she was refloated and resumed the attack. While the offshore squadron was engaging the forts at long-range, Monarch, Penelope and Condor were ordered into close engagements with the forts at Maza-el-Kanat and Fort Marabout. Condor sailed to within 1,200 feet of Fort Marabout and began furiously firing at the fort. When Fort Marabout's guns were disabled, the flagship signalled "Well Done, Condor." Condor's action allowed the ships to finish off Fort Mex.

Don't let Brexit end culture city hopes, MPs tell Juncker

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42135750

>A group of MPs have written to the head of the EU Commission to complain about Brexit scuppering the UK's entries for European Capital of Culture. The cross-party group each represents areas that have submitted bids for the 2023 title. They said it was "inexplicable" the EU waited for bids to be submitted before revealing they were all ineligible.

Extra £12m in UK aid pledged for Myanmar's Rohingya

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42129844

>An extra £12m of UK aid will be sent to help Rohingya Muslims fleeing violence in Myanmar, International Development Secretary Penny Mordaunt has said. Violence in the Rakhine state of the country, formerly known as Burma, has forced more than 620,000 Rohingya to flee to neighbouring Bangladesh. The money will be spent on drinking water, food, latrines, shelters, soap, cooking Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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2681fc No.220300

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PRISON VARG

feat. donkey-fucking

might have been posted earlier tbh but it's hilarious

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fbe0bd No.220301

h

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be681d No.220302

>>220301

WHERES THE NEW THREAD AAAAH

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e4ef73 No.220303

>>220302

How many does it need?

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