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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 1fe7a167f8e9347⋯.png (104.22 KB,316x705,316:705,Battle of Bibracte.png)

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ef0eee No.229690 [View All]

Year 411 (CDXI) was a common year starting on Sunday of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Theodosius without colleague (or, less frequently, year 1164 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 411 for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.

>Emperor Honorius sends two Roman generals to deal with the usurper Constantine III in Gaul. They kill Gerontius, Constantine's rebellious general (magister militum) in Spain, then besiege Arles and defeat Constantine. He is taken prisoner and put to death at Ravenna.

>Following the defeat of the Constantine III, the Burgundians and the Gallic nobility proclaim Jovinus, Gallo-Roman senator, emperor of the Western Roman Empire at Mogontiacum (modern Mainz).

>King Ataulf leads the Goths into Gaul at the instigation of Honorius, who promises to recognise a Visigothic Kingdom if he defeats the several usurpers who threaten the Roman Empire.

>The Alans establish their rule in the Roman province of Lusitania (Portugal south of the Duero River and Spain).

>The Teutonic tribes in Spain join the Roman Empire as foederati (allies with military commitments).

The Battle of Bibracte was fought between the Helvetii and six Roman legions, under the command of Gaius Julius Caesar. It was the second major battle of the Gallic Wars.

>The battle lasted many hours into the night until the Romans finally took the Helvetic baggage train, capturing both a daughter and son of Orgetorix. According to Caesar, 130,000 enemy personnel escaped into the night. Unable to pursue on account of battle wounds and the time it took to bury the dead, Caesar rested three days before he followed the fleeing Helvetii. These, in turn, had managed to reach the territory of the Lingones within four days of the battle. Caesar warned the Lingones to not assist them, prompting the Helvetii and their allies to finally surrender.

This is how Caesar treated migrating foreign tribes.

Brexit: EU leaders agree to move talks to next stage

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42368096

>EU leaders have agreed to move Brexit talks on to the second phase but called for "further clarity" from the UK about the future relationship it wants.

>The first issue to be discussed, early next year, will be the details of an expected two-year transition period after the UK's exit in March 2019.

First vulnerable child refugee arrives in UK from Greece under Dubs scheme

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/15/first-vulnerable-child-refugee-arrives-uk-greece-dubs-amendment

>The first vulnerable child refugee stranded in Greece who qualifies for sanctuary under the Dubs amendment has arrived in the UK, more than a year after the government pledged to bring over hundreds of children.

>The Home Office had accepted that the boy was vulnerable and eligible for transfer 16 months ago.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to marry on 19 May 2018

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42369780

>Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding will be held on Saturday 19 May 2018, Kensington Palace has announced.

>The pair confirmed their engagement in November and said the service would be at St George's Chapel, Windsor Castle.

ISIL weapons traced to US and Saudi Arabia

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/12/isil-weapons-traced-saudi-arabia-171214164431586.html

>Weapons supplied by the United States and Saudi Arabia to opposition fighters often fell into the hands of ISIL, significantly enhancing the "quantity and quality" of the group's armaments, a new report alleges.

>The number of weapons goes "far beyond those that would have been available through battle capture alone", according to the study by arms-monitoring group Conflict Armament Research (CAR) published on Thursday.

US jets intercept Russian planes over Syria and fire warning flares

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-russia-jets-intercept-syria-america-warning-flares-latest-a8111126.html

>American F-22 fighter jets have fired warning flares in Syrian airspace after Russian Su-25 jets entered an agreed upon deconfliction area, according to a US official.

>The official told Reuters that the Russian jets left the area, which was above the Euphrates river, after the two US jets sent the warnings.

LIBRARY OF HATEFACTS

https://libraryofhate.com/

>Here are about 700 hatefacts (politically incorrect but true statements) on Islam, race, gender relations, ethnocentrism, diversity, and more.

Film Friday Poll, last chance to vote.

http://poal.me/ruedfx

Let's have a good thread all…

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002a62 No.230398

>>230385

> I just say no way of redeeming our species.

redeeming from what though?

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837246 No.230399

I think I'll leave it be for now tbh

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6d8ff2 No.230400

File: 31d5326718ec738⋯.jpg (13.71 KB,576x432,4:3,Gul Dukat.jpg)

>>230394

Tell me, Captain, if tax policies are so good why doesn't the Federation have one?

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986f36 No.230401

>>230394

Homosexuality is an abomination lad. that doesn't mean that it's constructive to wallow around in self hatred. simply accept what has happened and resolve to be better. Seek redemption, dont self flagellate.

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002a62 No.230402

File: b1e164c398ff5c8⋯.gif (1.22 MB,400x400,1:1,cubeitron.gif)

Do you ever find that your eyes just glaze over and you are staring at something inanimate as your mind wonders off, and then the things you are looking at start to slowly bend?

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72eee7 No.230403

>>230399

Filter it to mean girls

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59c721 No.230404

>>230402

No, lad. I think you're ill.

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72eee7 No.230405

>>230402

Only on drugs

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785992 No.230406

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The ending of Fellowship is great tbh

>>230386

LOTR is actually worthy of being a myth in its own right tbh, I fucking hate the 'fandom' which treats it the same as any other fantasy franchise. I see why Chris hated the films tbh

>>230394

>Obi-Wan

He's the fag responsible for making Ani think Padme betrayed him. He served 'the republic' but what is the republic if not the senate? He was motivated by what he thought were good intentions but in reality he served no purpose but to fuck shit up for Ani and Padme and ultimately Sheev. A well written character but I don't sympathise with him.

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002a62 No.230407

>>230404

>>230405

Try it when you're not on drugs

It's kind of fun

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986f36 No.230408

>>230402

Everything up until bending

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837246 No.230409

>>230403

If I filtered all this POP CULTURE to other forms of pop culture that would be good

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ef0eee No.230410

>>230403

>herts wasn't here to learn about mean girls kino

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6d8ff2 No.230411

>>230386

>Robert Heinlein

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986f36 No.230412

Shrop top 3 cytube movies

How High

Annuvahood

Mean Girls

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002a62 No.230413

File: 300d85c739a83d2⋯.gif (1.32 MB,500x500,1:1,cubeitron3.gif)

>>230408

You have to carry on gazing. There is an instinct for your eyes to move as soon as they sense the fake movement. Try to maintain the gazing state though, don't let your eyes move and ruin everything.

You just start to… drift…

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6d8ff2 No.230414

>>230412

Never actually heard of these to tell the truth.

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ef0eee No.230415

File: 96dc43f8dcc9303⋯.png (309.58 KB,660x350,66:35,ClipboardImage.png)

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72eee7 No.230416

>>230402

http://www.psychosis-bipolar.com/early-recognition-of-psychoses-06.html

Unusual perceptions, e.g. more intensive or changed perception of noises and colours; feeling that oneself or one's surroundings are changed; the feeling that one can see, hear, taste or smell things that other persons cannot perceive

Peculiar ideas; unusual experience, e.g. self-referencing [Eigenbeziehung] (one relates experiences or actions and/or statements by other people to oneself); the feeling of being watched; experiences of manipulation (the feeling that other persons could control, steer or have access to one’s own thoughts)

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6d8ff2 No.230417

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785992 No.230418

>>230410

I don't even know what that is

>>230412

Tropic Thunder and the Deal were pretty good tbh

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837246 No.230419

>>230410

he doesn't even go here

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986f36 No.230420

>>230413

I'll look out for it lad but I gaze a lot and I haven't seen any fake movement yet tbh

>>230414

They're all sik tbh. I'd be down to rewatch the first 2 if you can convince erry1 else to :^)

>>230415

you're an odd one lad

shes literally a jealous dyke cow

regina was a queen bee fox

>>230418

wasnt around for those smh

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59c721 No.230421

>>230419

Why do yanks say it like that?

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002a62 No.230422

File: de9dcd238ac5c72⋯.gif (3.34 MB,412x412,1:1,circle-mesmerizing-gif-265….gif)

>>230416

>Unusual perceptions, e.g. more intensive or changed perception of noises and colours; feeling that oneself or one's surroundings are changed; the feeling that one can see, hear, taste or smell things that other persons cannot perceive

Yeah, but I'm talking about being able to access these states voluntarily, without drugs, rather than having the feeling they are being imposed on you from outside

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11d2c0 No.230423

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

History of Kim Jong Il's Loving Care for People Will Be Immortal (6th death anniv.)

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72eee7 No.230424

Neeeeeeeed new thread naoooooo plzzzzz

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986f36 No.230425

File: 26cb24c7dd015b4⋯.jpg (140.76 KB,922x1400,461:700,20120309185913!Regina-Geor….jpg)

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986f36 No.230426

>>230424

W E S T I E

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837246 No.230427

>>230421

mean girls reference smh

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72eee7 No.230428

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6d8ff2 No.230429

File: a3f7ff080529512⋯.png (363.79 KB,600x450,4:3,Farage looking sceptical.png)

>>230420

>a film about negro stoners

>a film about a paki rapper

>a film about yankish thots

I want to think you're taking the piss but what with Herts' use of the kino meme there are the seeds of doubt in my mind.

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986f36 No.230430

I NEED YOU TO BACK IT UP BUT

NOT TOO FAST

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5254b1 No.230431

>>230398

Everything about our society is sinful on a level that couldn't even be conceived of 150 years ago.

>the items we consume on a daily basis made by literal child slaves

>destruction of the world through industrialisation and pollution

>sin promoted by every single institution that exists today

I could go on tbh.

>>230400

I love him tbh. I'm still salty at the character assassination towards the end of DS9. His character was excellent.

>>230401

I don't wallow in it, I don't even hate myself tbh. even though I should. Fair point though, idk fam I just want to not be a mentally ill freak of nature kek. Would be nice. I guess the struggle makes the so called redemption all the more rewarding? dont even feel guilty over it when I know I should

>>230406

Anikain just needed to take a chill pill tbh. How could he think the jedi were in any way evil, flawed yes, but not evil apart from the literal appropriation of babies kek. Sheev on the other hand, especially in the EU, is the ultimate hero.**

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72eee7 No.230432

>>230421

Its weird now I think aboot it

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5254b1 No.230433

File: dcf2ca7430c1f39⋯.jpg (102.18 KB,640x1138,320:569,8q4rH2T.jpg)

DUP are racist bigots xD

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ef0eee No.230434

ILL DO IT AAAAAAH

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002a62 No.230435

File: c2ae72a4ce2ab54⋯.jpg (46.04 KB,700x500,7:5,mean-girls-phone-call.jpg)

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72eee7 No.230436

>>230429

How High is objectively a masterpiece of stoner cinema

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6d8ff2 No.230437

File: 1a3dd9ffeefb804⋯.jpg (44.21 KB,550x300,11:6,Dukat.jpg)

>>230431

100% correct, Dukat did nothing wrong. Not until the writer got butthurt about people liking him and decided that he'd now violate his established character, abandon his daughter and then turn into Satan.

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986f36 No.230438

>>230429

OH scratch that

I think it would be

How Hugh

Vanilla Ice: Cool as Ice ← actual kino not meme kino

Anuvvahood

I'm being deadly serious tbh. How High and Anuvvahood were hilarious

>>230428

omg vanlass STOP trying to make fetch a thing

>>230431

>more rewarding

you're getting it lad. We're all fucked up, it's one of life's purposes to unfuck ourselves.

>spoiler

so long as you know you've done wrong guilt isnt necessarily a useful emotion

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6d8ff2 No.230439

>>230433

XD never mind the irrelevant distinction which is that we're actually getting Sharia law.

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986f36 No.230440

>>230435

2nd best girl

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986f36 No.230441

File: ed07dcbbbf598dc⋯.jpg (108.57 KB,438x800,219:400,100 laughing crying emoji ….jpg)

btw

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5254b1 No.230442

File: a39f69d4f10fe4e⋯.gif (473.78 KB,188x174,94:87,1512328899337.gif)

>>230425

>>230435

wew

>>230437

I love Star Trek tbh. Voyager for the nostalgia factor of watching it as a kid, DS9 because it is great, TNG because T H I C C Riker. ENT and TOS are eh too.

>>230438

tbh

>>230439

lololol dont be a bigot EXXX DEEEEEEEEEEEE

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5254b1 No.230444

NEW THREAD WHEN?!

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002a62 No.230446

>>230431

>Everything about our society is sinful on a level that couldn't even be conceived of 150 years ago.

>the items we consume on a daily basis made by literal child slaves

Not *literal* child slaves, and not everything we consume is made by them either.

Bear in mind, in the countries where there are child workers, being in work is the best situatio for the child, they either do that or live onthe streets. They don't have the option of going to a state funded school, those countries have't developed enough for that

The West practices far less slavery than it once did anysay.

>destruction of the world through industrialisation and pollution

There used to be far MORE pollution 150 years ago, from coal smoke that filled cities with smog

>sin promoted by every single institution that exists today

Not everything promotes sin. At least the Church doesn't sell pardons to the rich for sins anymore…

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6d8ff2 No.230447

File: 60df243cf2ed0d8⋯.jpg (90.86 KB,567x790,567:790,I wish Hitler were alive.jpg)

>Shrop has now taken the kinopill

HERTS YOU MONSTER, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

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ef0eee No.230448

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002a62 No.230451

>>230440

She's the best one to me

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