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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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b0b8c5 No.227577 [View All]

A haiku eulogy for my van

Citreon Berlingo

I enjoyed driving you

Now you are broken

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9791c8 No.228217

>>228216

Call your doctor m88.

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3ab632 No.228218

>>228216

are you fat lass? thicc?

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60c993 No.228219

>>228217

i'm gonna probably. but i came out to our psychologist at school.

>>228218

105 lbs

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dd64f3 No.228220

>>228216

you could prolly use a lay tbh

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3c967c No.228221

I farte ans now i;m lightheaded. I thuink I'm goimg to die

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02ece1 No.228222

File: 2fcb60c6826a8af⋯.png (84.93 KB,600x600,1:1,W 134.png)

>>228216

you're self aware at least, sounds like you know what you should do but the urges are 2 strong

>>228219

pretty normal weight for ur height that innit?

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9791c8 No.228223

>>228220

Lad really

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a98ba6 No.228224

>>228216

> real urge to drink and the water feels like nothing before and I just drowned 3 glasses despite having drunk like 7 already today

Actually see a doctor

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dd64f3 No.228225

>>228221

woah lad you must've let out something important. try to hold it in next time smh

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60c993 No.228226

>>228222

like 15lbs underweight i think

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60c993 No.228227

>>228224

pussy. people drink like 16 33cl glasses a day.

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dd64f3 No.228228

>>228223

these things always come down to self esteem in the end. dr. shrop proscribes the same thing he would to a lad, the self esteem cure.

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9791c8 No.228229

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9297f3 No.228230

File: db10c1b70cacdea⋯.png (122.38 KB,333x336,111:112,ClipboardImage.png)

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9791c8 No.228231

>>228228

No lad smh

>>228227

No lass smh

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60c993 No.228232

File: 0bf0a1503397295⋯.jpg (26.48 KB,736x736,1:1,339aed593ff77eda99718e4d11….jpg)

>>228220

>>228228

i think i lost all drive for ever

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02ece1 No.228233

>>228232

*coats you in raw onion juice*

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02ece1 No.228234

now you're a testosterone fuelled sex warlord

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9297f3 No.228236

>>228232

make us a new thread will you

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3c967c No.228237

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9b6692 No.228238

File: e0df8cb96b9a33c⋯.png (127.92 KB,297x349,297:349,ClipboardImage.png)

>>228197

>kay teer

atrocious spelling smh

>>228199

>instantly rigged

>>228204

lmao just like walk away from the depress

>>228211

keep picking until you have a cool scar or have removed your forehead

>>228216

that's a good thing tbh you'll go back to being a normal size instead of a skeleton

>>228236

still 50 posts to 700 tho smh

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4c7050 No.228239

>>228216

Jesus, lass. Don't know what to say ahhh

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effeef No.228240

>>228216

pls save yourself before it's too late i believe in you

>>228238

ikr

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9b6692 No.228241

File: f9725a34442e306⋯.png (564.09 KB,987x563,987:563,ClipboardImage.png)

HI PEOPLE

*son cackles loudly in the background as she fucks up taking the packing off*

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9297f3 No.228242

>>228238

yeah she can post it then

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9b6692 No.228243

File: 4236e6fdbde1d52⋯.png (61.47 KB,620x525,124:105,DON'T do capitalism VS com….png)

just had a fryup with some jacket potatoes instead of toast tbh

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dd64f3 No.228244

File: 9d631c16ff8e533⋯.jpg (58.21 KB,564x838,282:419,70e4278447b54bb89973930509….jpg)

>>228232

the situation is worse than we thought smh

you ought to make a prayer and a sacrifice to your local fertility god, he'll sort you right up.

either way lass you'll probably mend up in the future, just let your feet keep walking and you'll get where you need to go. just /try/ and enjoy time as it passes because you won't get it back

>>228241

H U L L O

U

L

L

O

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60c993 No.228245

>>228235

i literally saw him on friday or soething fuck off

>>228238

YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT

A MORON

LOOK UP BED

SEE FOR YOURSELF WHAT A HEALTHY WEIGHT I GET

JESUS FUCKING CRIST "LMAO JUST EAT A BURGER" GO ROT HOW CAN YOU BE THIS OBLIVIOUS

I'm sorry

seriously what do you think I do

having three healthy meals? Fuck you man. fuck you.

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02ece1 No.228246

>>228245

what food can you find in garbage cans anyway? or do you only look as part of the cravings

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60c993 No.228247

>>228236

sory i cant i'm leaving

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3c967c No.228248

>>228243

I fried some leftover potatoes with bacon and cheese the other day. Not too bad.

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60c993 No.228249

so fucking sorry

bye

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9297f3 No.228250

>>228247

ahhh nooooooo gerbye dafto

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4c7050 No.228251

>>228249

>>228245

>>228247

ahhhhhhhhh laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass

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a98ba6 No.228252

>>228249

Bye

Hope things start to pick up for you

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9b6692 No.228253

File: 262446293c956d8⋯.png (20.73 KB,374x250,187:125,DON'T fish for (you)s.png)

put Flubber on the poll tbh

eddie murphy and the depressive guy who killed h imself and was in mrs doubtfire are go to christmas films t bh

>>228245

whatever you do will still be healthier than me, guaranteed

>>228248

BUBBLE N SQUEAK

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dd64f3 No.228254

>>228236

kek lad

>>228249

take care lass

the wheel in the sky keeps on turning

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9791c8 No.228255

>>228249

Bye dude dont die

Plz can we have a new thread this one is unbelievably slow and buggy

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3ab632 No.228256

*plays sad tune on violin*

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9b6692 No.228257

File: 361874581b55f5f⋯.png (21.51 KB,300x250,6:5,DON'T be sad.png)

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dd64f3 No.228258

>>228246

you'd be surprised lad

one of my idiot middle class cousins went 'freegan' for a time

>>228255

smh lad it's far to early for a new thread no matter how buggy or slow

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3c967c No.228259

File: c8b4b9903e21289⋯.png (91 KB,1312x850,656:425,cake boy.png)

How can you be skine when theres cake, tbh

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dd64f3 No.228260

>>228253

GROUND

HOG

D A Y

A

Y

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9b6692 No.228261

File: b7d750f5463561c⋯.png (379.48 KB,616x519,616:519,342590.png)

>>228258

>freegan

disgusting

>>228259

problems smh rip

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ccff11 No.228262

File: ea5caac68999907⋯.png (298.08 KB,943x623,943:623,slander.png)

What's this all about?

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9791c8 No.228263

Aahhhh this fucking site keeps crashing my phone

Literally shouting IRL, plz make a new thread

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9297f3 No.228265

dinner time

peace out niggers

also my new trim is fly

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02ece1 No.228266

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3c967c No.228267

>>228262

Based STRAIGHT film making.

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3ab632 No.228268

>>228259

because retard middle aged mummies think fat=bad and thus campaign to make sure everything with fat in it is BANNED or REDUCED FAT and skinny manlets remain manlets for the rest of their life because their stomachs cant take much food

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