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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: d6c304f4bf9be58⋯.png (659.64 KB,748x479,748:479,ClipboardImage.png)

24b420 No.219578 [View All]

Year 397 (CCCXCVII)

>Scottish missionary Ninian establishes a church (Candida Casa) at Whithorn, and begins his work among the Picts.

HMS Condor was the name-ship of the Royal Navy Condor-class composite gunvessel of 3 guns.[3]

>Meanwhile, Temeraire had taken on the Mex Forts and was causing damage to Mex when she grounded on a reef. Condor, commanded by Lord Charles Beresford, went to her assistance and she was refloated and resumed the attack. While the offshore squadron was engaging the forts at long-range, Monarch, Penelope and Condor were ordered into close engagements with the forts at Maza-el-Kanat and Fort Marabout. Condor sailed to within 1,200 feet of Fort Marabout and began furiously firing at the fort. When Fort Marabout's guns were disabled, the flagship signalled "Well Done, Condor." Condor's action allowed the ships to finish off Fort Mex.

Don't let Brexit end culture city hopes, MPs tell Juncker

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42135750

>A group of MPs have written to the head of the EU Commission to complain about Brexit scuppering the UK's entries for European Capital of Culture. The cross-party group each represents areas that have submitted bids for the 2023 title. They said it was "inexplicable" the EU waited for bids to be submitted before revealing they were all ineligible.

Extra £12m in UK aid pledged for Myanmar's Rohingya

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42129844

>An extra £12m of UK aid will be sent to help Rohingya Muslims fleeing violence in Myanmar, International Development Secretary Penny Mordaunt has said. Violence in the Rakhine state of the country, formerly known as Burma, has forced more than 620,000 Rohingya to flee to neighbouring Bangladesh. The money will be spent on drinking water, food, latrines, shelters, soap, cooking utensils and water cans.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry give first television interview – live

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live/2017/nov/27/prince-harry-and-meghan-markle-engagement-live-updates

>Actor Patrick J Adams, who plays Markle’s on-screen partner in the TV show Suits, has joked he feels cheated by the engagement. Adams also sent his best wishes to the couple, and said Prince Harry is a “lucky man”.

>Still nothing from Donald Trump, but not everybody has managed to get their congratulations message right. DUP leader Arlene Foster has apologised to the couple and the Duke of Cambridge after sending her congratulations to the wrong prince. The message also mis-spelt Ms Markle’s first name. The MP has now corrected the mistake.

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7a4737 No.220255

File: cc83f3cc0bea81a⋯.png (1.04 MB,892x675,892:675,cigar.png)

night

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e08fac No.220256

>>220254

I'm going to cook some dinner, tbh.

>>220255

gn

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c9e4b3 No.220257

Should I continue to stay up and work on my assignment or go to bed and wake up early and carry on then?

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7a4737 No.220258

File: cebb21d143bb61b⋯.jpg (69.91 KB,694x530,347:265,1473786889603.jpg)

>>220256

I want din dins too but it is TOO LATE haha.

>>220257

When is it due?

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e08fac No.220259

>>220257

Do it now if you can't trust yourself to do it later; do it later if you can do it later.

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c9e4b3 No.220260

>>220258

tomorrow night

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7a4737 No.220261

File: 884914f9c5ae537⋯.jpg (2 MB,2421x3000,807:1000,1478391164907.jpg)

>>220260

Go to bed and set an alarm for 7 or 8 in the morn, get some sleep at least,

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c9e4b3 No.220262

>>220261

i have an alarm then anyway, I leave at 8 to get a parking at college lel

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7a4737 No.220263

File: ea5b43fa7d67f92⋯.png (289.49 KB,720x841,720:841,1511014663480.png)

>>220262

Do the work tomorrow, lad. Sleep is important.

Parking at uni is impossible tbh.

I'm tempted to order dominos kek, such a fat cunt sometimes but at least I'm not a size 16 :^)

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7a4737 No.220264

File: 172f7f698f1448b⋯.gif (1.77 MB,320x240,4:3,1479040390517.gif)

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e08fac No.220265

File: e08f457e083a4e2⋯.jpg (552.83 KB,1920x2880,2:3,Jewess 93.jpg)

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7d9e34 No.220266

>>220264

>comin for the dicks

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e08fac No.220267

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e08fac No.220268

File: 638aa00b1269157⋯.jpg (16.7 KB,500x767,500:767,638aa00b126915751fc0d4b395….jpg)

Who's the shortest on the board?

t. 5'10 / 178cm

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7d9e34 No.220269

>>220268

That's a cute drawing, lad.

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e08fac No.220270

File: 62a92d94c46e76d⋯.png (Spoiler Image,5.49 KB,200x200,1:1,Untitled.png)

>>220269

thx, I'm getting better.

I didn't make that, but I don't think you think I did

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7d9e34 No.220271

>>220270

I just think it's cute.

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7d9e34 No.220272

File: 12b54f32315b4c3⋯.png (76.73 KB,1276x938,638:469,fuggles.png)

When you down at the docks and this tough customer comes lookin for a rumble

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a0792e No.220273

File: 71b39bc437620f3⋯.jpg (213.09 KB,831x1172,831:1172,laughing businessmen.jpg)

BASED MUMMY, SHUT DOWN THOSE FAR RIGHT SHITLORDS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42176507

>It's clear at this point that Donald Trump won't let a perceived slight or criticism go unanswered - even if it's from a supposed friend. Even if it's from the leader of the president's closest international ally.

>the UK

>closest ally

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a0792e No.220274

Q. When is a muslim migrant not a muslim migrant?

A. When he's born and raised in the Netherlands.

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a0792e No.220275

File: 972b13b392a1f5b⋯.jpg (125.56 KB,1002x564,167:94,heil hezbollah.jpg)

Unironically hate America tbh

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30ffb4 No.220276

>>220229

Dont worry, that 's ironic too

>>220230

Sorry to disappoint, lad. Smh

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30ffb4 No.220277

>>220274

Oy vey those angry dutch nationals

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30ffb4 No.220278

>>220268

Kay is like 5'3, Pembs is 5'7

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30ffb4 No.220279

>it'sanother get paid for doing notting episode

Keeeek

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8f7a14 No.220280

evenin droogies

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7d9e34 No.220281

>>220279

Based autismbux

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7d9e34 No.220282

File: dd6fb46ed67ef49⋯.png (753.8 KB,600x600,1:1,1509899745491.png)

Roight chums? Ow bout a little bit of ham eh?

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7d9e34 No.220283

File: 74a18ea3de7138b⋯.jpg (278.83 KB,1400x933,1400:933,maned-wolf-01.jpg)

Come on, lads. I got a nipper to feed.

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30ffb4 No.220284

And the drive begins. Just a few deliveries. Boss needs to get me more work

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8f7a14 No.220285

>>220284

you got work now?

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7d9e34 No.220286

File: 907b6409fe02753⋯.jpg (38.04 KB,754x501,754:501,4-maned-wolf.jpg)

>>220284

Deliver sausages.

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d693a1 No.220287

>>220286

Ffs kev

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be681d No.220288

New thread please

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2681fc No.220289

File: ec1b9f3c36af17e⋯.png (20.05 KB,525x468,175:156,druidpepequestion.png)

>>220278

WHO

is Kay, apart from one of the gayists?

Have literally never seen him post

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8f7a14 No.220290

>ywn fuck 50s denise darcel

kill me

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2681fc No.220291

File: b34d0c58a2dbf40⋯.png (1.59 MB,700x970,70:97,fuckerberg.png)

>faceberg finally shoahed me for wrongthink

"we've noticed some unusual activity on your account" (sharing wrongthink videos) "so give us your phone number so we can more easily track you down and reeducate you"

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d693a1 No.220292

Brumpf told may to do one lmao

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d693a1 No.220293

>>220291

I've got some burner numbers if you want to use one

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2681fc No.220294

File: be0ef319df6f998⋯.png (189.27 KB,400x386,200:193,notamused2.png)

>£21 for tiny what may as well be sample packs of sliced meats, some juice, cheese, pineapple and tomato puree

don't care that much tbh, this is going to be a banging pizza

>>220293

not worth it tbh, I've got emails of the lads I joined it to talk with now, they never came to anything smh. It was a sort of proto-druid group except nobody did anything.

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8f7a14 No.220295

>>220294

>sliced meat

mong, just get it in bulk for cheaper

heres what I do

potatos, onions, tomatoes, peas, broccoli and any other veg, boil em and mash em, then add some meat to it and im all set for the week and ive spent less than £15

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2681fc No.220296

File: 4350df50ed62576⋯.png (17.6 KB,509x619,509:619,doubleplusungood.png)

>>220295

I have no choice lad smh, I only have one local shop, they don't sell in bulk.

I usually do that with a stew that I can keep adding bits to over the week, don't have a freezer so can't make things last longer than that.

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8f7a14 No.220297

>>220296

why not just buy a whole chicken?

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2681fc No.220298

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>>220297

see "don't sell in bulk"

best I can do is artisan thick cut pork or beef for a sunday roast smh

I could always go poach a sheep and gut it myself I suppose

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8f7a14 No.220299

>when youre hit with feels you aint feeled in what feels like forever

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2681fc No.220300

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

PRISON VARG

feat. donkey-fucking

might have been posted earlier tbh but it's hilarious

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fbe0bd No.220301

h

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be681d No.220302

>>220301

WHERES THE NEW THREAD AAAAH

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e4ef73 No.220303

>>220302

How many does it need?

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e4ef73 No.220306

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