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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 10050c4e6795586⋯.png (730.51 KB,656x601,656:601,ClipboardImage.png)

4dd0b4 No.220310 [View All]

1016 Cnut the Great (Canute), King of Denmark, claimed the English throne after the death of Edmund II, often known as Edmund Ironside. The cognomen 'Ironside' was given to Edmund because of his valour in resisting the Danish invasion led by Cnut the Great.

Scandinavians OUT

Net migration to UK shows largest annual fall since records began

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/30/net-migration-to-uk-shows-largest-annual-fall-since-records-began

>Net migration to Britain over the past 12 months has fallen by the largest amount since records began, with EU nationals accounting for three-quarters of those who chose to return to their native country, official figures show.

Google faces mass legal action in UK over data snooping

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-42166089

>Google is being taken to court, accused of collecting the personal data of millions of users, in the first mass legal action of its kind in the UK.

UK weather: Britain to face coldest night of the year tonight as forecasters issue snow warnings

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-weather-britain-coldest-night-thursday-snow-warnings-a8083941.html

>Weather warnings for snow and ice have been issued for parts of the UK, with temperatures set to drop below freezing on Thursday.

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43cb2b No.221723

File: b7552804e71843f⋯.jpg (1.78 MB,3000x2000,3:2,Jewess 380.jpg)

I wish there were an edit post button.

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43cb2b No.221724

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>>221719

Good night

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07a192 No.221725

>>221720

I don't think I'd go so far as to arrest people just for being gay. What happened to people like Alan Turing doesn't sit right with me. It has to be driven back underground though. Kids are being taught that not only is it okay to be gay, but it's cool, and they should be gay too. That's not a great place for us to be.

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43cb2b No.221726

>>221725

I didn't mean no gay rights as in arrest gays; I meant no rights with regards to being gay. No extra rights for "gay" people. I see it as anti-social, for reason that if you're gay you're probably not going to go out and have a family.

I mean for people to be subject to laws, with no laws in regards to gay people, whether it's pro or anti gay. This means you're not allowed to marry a person of your own sex, not because you're gay, but because that's not a legitimate marriage.

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43cb2b No.221727

File: 54d3275fb67e3f9⋯.jpg (7.45 KB,275x183,275:183,images (1).jpg)

File: 71570049c6cb0e2⋯.jpg (126.22 KB,640x640,1:1,Jewess 5.jpg)

File: 1fc1e17f0b9bb65⋯.jpg (87.25 KB,612x754,306:377,Jewess 285.jpg)

File: 803e43e8d47c4c3⋯.jpg (99.09 KB,902x571,902:571,Jewess 221.jpg)

File: 54d3275fb67e3f9⋯.jpg (7.45 KB,275x183,275:183,images (1).jpg)

i want milkies

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02cdbb No.221728

>>221095

>and dream of wooing blonde blue eyed frenchwomen with my musical talents

I think it worked

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02cdbb No.221729

>>221728

and now i feel bad

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69a549 No.221730

anyone remember that "canadian cock connoisseur" meme?

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a4f3d5 No.221731

File: d7603d6612305a8⋯.png (284.33 KB,509x849,509:849,ClipboardImage.png)

keek what the fuck she's like a nuked corpse in a wig

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07a192 No.221732

File: 439804c2378b589⋯.png (20.54 KB,423x492,141:164,hfh.png)

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02cdbb No.221733

how do i convince mummy to let me go camping

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07a192 No.221734

>>221733

Show her what an experienced camper you are.

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02cdbb No.221735

>>221734

are ray has taught me stuff

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bd032d No.221736

Morning boyos

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a4f3d5 No.221737

>>221736

hullo yes

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e67fd8 No.221738

>>221572

ahhh I was drunk

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e67fd8 No.221739

>>221731

top keek

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07a192 No.221740

BILLY GENE IS NOT MY LOVE

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bd032d No.221741

File: bd08de76039f63c⋯.jpg (86.33 KB,700x394,350:197,78e7a079e738a2b13e44262d8a….jpg)

>>221738

>Getting drunk by yourself

>ever

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e67fd8 No.221742

>>221741

well people do it, but I don't tbh

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e67fd8 No.221743

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Fresh Millennial boi

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e67fd8 No.221744

File: a411c356bb59ec5⋯.png (139.46 KB,317x379,317:379,ClipboardImage.png)

>>221740

What happened to Michael Jackson?

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bd032d No.221745

>>221742

>well people do it

They shouldn't, it's just sad

>but I don't tbh

Then why did you say you were drunk you silly boi

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bd032d No.221746

>>221744

The Jews got him smh

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07a192 No.221747

>>221743

>some fascist guy claims not to be alt-right

He kind of is by default though, isn't he? He's right wing, and not of the mainstream variety.

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e67fd8 No.221748

>>221745

>They shouldn't, it's just sad

they tell me they feel better tbh

>Then why did you say you were drunk you silly boi

to excuse my behaviour

>>221747

tbh

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a4f3d5 No.221749

File: 3d0732caf19c1a9⋯.png (48.03 KB,255x255,1:1,bowdenpepe2.png)

lying is worse than drunkenness tbh

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e67fd8 No.221750

File: 0edbb043bab5551⋯.png (12.4 KB,419x395,419:395,8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

>>221749

I was honest about lying

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bd032d No.221751

File: 4d7dff44d0110ea⋯.jpg (35.69 KB,712x712,1:1,4d7dff44d0110ea0da00200a7b….jpg)

>>221748

>they tell me they feel better tbh

It's still sad tbh

>to excuse my behavior

Are you flirting with gayism again lad?

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e67fd8 No.221752

>>221751

>Are you flirting with gayism again lad?

Just wanted attention from Anprim tbh

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bd032d No.221753

>>221752

Sounds like something a gayist would do tbh

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e67fd8 No.221754

File: 5f981a820cc4690⋯.png (22.16 KB,872x121,872:121,ClipboardImage.png)

they sure love their cuckoldry

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e67fd8 No.221755

>>221753

smh #NotAllToesuckers

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bd032d No.221756

>>221754

Keek they really think they're hitting back at us, it's like when Sargon spammed interracial porn at us smh

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e67fd8 No.221757

>>221756

It's kind of sad. They absolutely refuse to partake in any dialogue.

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f15a02 No.221758

What’s banging?

Also NEW THREAD

smh maybe I should message Neo to atleast come make the threads.

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07a192 No.221759

>>221756

It's kind of funny that they think we froth with rage at the mere mention of a black person.

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f15a02 No.221760

>>221759

You don’t?

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07a192 No.221761

>>221760

A black person.

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bd032d No.221762

>>221757

>>221759

I know, but the way they think cuck porn is an epic comeback is just amusing. It's like laughing at someone for not eating shit smh

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e67fd8 No.221763

>>221762

Keek. That's a good analogy

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e67fd8 No.221764

smh all these posts after 700, wasted

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a4f3d5 No.221765

File: 1db414507e9f3b1⋯.png (159.54 KB,362x358,181:179,angry1.png)

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07a192 No.221766

SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO SAYS THAT I AM THE ONE

AND THE KID IS NOT MY SON

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07a192 No.221767

File: 48d22531dd33ee4⋯.jpg (140.88 KB,1600x861,1600:861,anus tart.jpg)

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e67fd8 No.221768

>>221766

>singing about my wife's son

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07a192 No.221769

>>221768

It was a song about black men dodging fatherhood, tbh. Michael was more in touch with his roots in those days.

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e67fd8 No.221770

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bd032d No.221773

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5c11df No.221774

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