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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 16eaead112af4d7⋯.jpg (82.76 KB,634x484,317:242,Rat_Bomb.jpg)

f2fe75 No.220304 [View All]

London councils receive 100 rat and mouse complaints every day

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-42170307

Incredibly rare exploding 'rat bomb' given to British spy to destroy German factories during the Second World War goes up for auction for £1,500

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5129847/WWII-rat-bomb-given-British-spy-auction.html

Amber Rudd and Sadiq Khan blast back at Donald Trump after anti-Muslim video tweets

https://news.sky.com/story/sadiq-khan-blasts-back-at-donald-trump-after-anti-muslim-video-tweets-11149987

Disgusting moment mum spotted a RAT scampering over shelves in B&M Store

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4973084/mum-spots-rat-reading-bm/

THIS CONCLUDES THE RAT NEWS

Net migration to UK shows largest annual fall since records began

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/30/net-migration-to-uk-shows-largest-annual-fall-since-records-began

>Net migration to Britain over the past 12 months has fallen by the largest amount since records began, with EU nationals accounting for three-quarters of those who chose to return to their native country, official figures show.

Google faces mass legal action in UK over data snooping

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-42166089

>Google is being taken to court, accused of collecting the personal data of millions of users, in the first mass legal action of its kind in the UK.

UK weather: Britain to face coldest night of the year tonight as forecasters issue snow warnings

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-weather-britain-coldest-night-thursday-snow-warnings-a8083941.html

>Weather warnings for snow and ice have been issued for parts of the UK, with temperatures set to drop below freezing on Thursday.

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58ceba No.221004

File: 9799f2e564a315e⋯.jpg (189.48 KB,972x720,27:20,712 - ABIGAIL.jpg)

>those milkers

damn…

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3a3d72 No.221005

*gets back home*

all in all pretty good tbh lads. now it's time to get that puke out of my jeans 😏

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de15d0 No.221006

>think of lyrics

>sounds good

>now ive forgot them

fucksake

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53d7fc No.221007

File: 8f4f888dced5688⋯.jpg (75.72 KB,343x257,343:257,milk.jpg)

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6a515f No.221008

Got a flat tyre and the spare is fucked, sitting in a petrol garage forecourt waiting for the RAC feeling sorry for myself kek

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de15d0 No.221009

>>221008

sounds exciting tbh

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6a515f No.221010

>>221009

I'd rather be watching Netflix or sodomising a bear

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de15d0 No.221011

>>221010

at least youre outside

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6a515f No.221012

>>221011

I guess so you monitor-tanned sundodging shut-in bitch-wraith

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de15d0 No.221013

>>221012

>monitor-tanned

tbh i probably use a computer less than most people

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6a515f No.221014

>>221013

Deffo not less than me lass :^)

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de15d0 No.221015

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53d7fc No.221016

>>221011

Is vanlad ever not outside?

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6a515f No.221017

>>221016

When Im deep inside your mum

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de15d0 No.221018

>>221017

ooosh!

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53d7fc No.221019

>>221017

What a slag.

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6a515f No.221020

>>221019

>>221019

She prefers the term 'sex worker'

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53d7fc No.221021

>>221020

I'd have thought she'd do it for free

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6a515f No.221022

>>221021

>sex volunteer

Heyme2

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6a515f No.221023

>2 hours late for a survey

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de15d0 No.221024

lend us a tenner lads

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932e96 No.221025

File: d73da413598d26a⋯.png (199.65 KB,333x792,37:88,wew.png)

>2 wounded

>2,500 captured

Nice war Yanks.

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4e7c06 No.221026

File: 3fe894089fa6e87⋯.jpg (193.76 KB,936x1378,36:53,clip (2016-05-15 at 02.37.….jpg)

Wish me luck, lads

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932e96 No.221027

File: d45ad0f3445d876⋯.gif (968.29 KB,500x281,500:281,Love gif.gif)

>>221026

Good luck.

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53d7fc No.221028

File: cc8c09974ca10a1⋯.png (633.21 KB,600x822,100:137,I don't know that feel.png)

>>221026

Good luck, lad.

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16798c No.221029

h

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de15d0 No.221030

>tfw most of my clothes are too big for me

feels bad man

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1170aa No.221031

>>221024

>>221024

No tick for dortists, you might kill yourself before I get it back

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1170aa No.221032

>>221026

Break a leg lad

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077cf0 No.221033

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw

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1170aa No.221037

DRIVING HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

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de15d0 No.221038

*writes a song*

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d863de No.221039

File: ec1b9f3c36af17e⋯.png (20.05 KB,525x468,175:156,druidpepequestion.png)

VANLAD

I'm getting missed calls from you, what's up?

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d863de No.221040

File: fe6b7ec79eb53c0⋯.png (241.15 KB,712x467,712:467,menatwork.png)

>>221037

>>221039

nice one, I've got a driving test on the seventh but am free apart from that, will look at trains once you've got details

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79652b No.221041

>>221037

Eyy thats always nice lad

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875525 No.221042

>>221026

don't die

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53d7fc No.221043

>slices open thumb with knife

DONT LOP IT OFF

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79652b No.221044

>>221043

are you okay lad? does it still hurt?

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53d7fc No.221045

>>221044

Doesn't really hurt but it's bled a lot.

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79652b No.221046

>>221045

how deep is it lad?

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53d7fc No.221047

>>221046

Dunno, don't really want to look at it.

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79652b No.221048

>>221047

look at it lad, if its deep you should probably wash that thing

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1170aa No.221049

>>221040

Im outside yours with a van full of portents

>>221043

Nice one, look at coaches too, much cheaper

>>221047

SRS

Superglue, rizla, sellotape lad

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1170aa No.221050

Fucked up the replies but fuck all y'all

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1170aa No.221051

>>221048

>>221048

And disinfect it smh

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1170aa No.221052

>>221041

Tbh, going to hunker down in the ghetto till February.

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d863de No.221054

File: a7576e590a6ffc5⋯.png (10.39 KB,419x395,419:395,shockedpepe.png)

>>221049

>>221050

kek lad, went and looked outside an all

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1170aa No.221055

>>221048

Edit that other thread plz lad

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1170aa No.221056

>>221054

Lel sorry lad just pulling your leg

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f75784 No.221060

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