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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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04ea21 No.228264 [View All]

Year 409 (CDIX) was a common year starting on Friday of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Honorius and Theodosius (or, less frequently, year 1162 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 409 for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.

October 13 – The Vandals, led by king Gunderic, cross the Pyrenees into the Iberian Peninsula. They receive land from the Romans, as foederati, in Baetica (Southern Spain). The Alans occupy lands in Lusitania and the Suebi control parts of Gallaecia (modern Portugal).

Fishermen warn EU states against trying to stop UK taking control of its own waters

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/13/fishermen-warn-eu-states-against-trying-stop-uk-taking-control/

>Scottish fishermen’s leaders have expressed broad satisfaction with the latest EU fisheries deal, while warning member states against trying to stop the UK taking back control of the industry during Brexit talks.

Brexit: EU rebel Dominic Grieve says he will 'stand up and be counted'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42329118

>Theresa May has insisted Parliament will have a "meaningful vote" on the terms of Brexit as she faces the threat of a defeat in the Commons.

>The PM said MPs would have a say on the final deal before the UK exit in March 2019, but it must happen in a way that ensures a "smooth and orderly" exit.

'Meghan Markle' and 'fidget spinners' top UK Google search

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-42323702

>"Meghan Markle", fiancee to Prince Harry, has been revealed by Google as the top most searched term in the UK for 2017.

>It puts the royal bride-to-be ahead of "iPhone 8" and "Hurricane Irma" in the list of top search terms.

LET'S HAVE A COMFY THREADS LADS!

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9b28b6 No.228947

>>228945

how do i stop

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bee6ea No.228948

>>228946

Shake my cabeza

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3f12dd No.228949

>>228941

Lad how the fuck do accidently have a wank?

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9b28b6 No.228950

i dont get it

why does my hair and face go compeltely greasy after a wank

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fdb9a4 No.228951

>>228944

nigga I dont speak italian

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bee6ea No.228952

>>228943

I came

I posted

I cried

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fdb9a4 No.228953

>>228948

onestamente lads

>>228950

the body reflects the mind lad

also youre probably sweaty?

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9b28b6 No.228954

>>228949

I am unconscious

>>228951

I had a few lessons and I remember nothing

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bee6ea No.228955

>>228954

>unconscious

*uncool

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9b28b6 No.228956

>>228955

unarcumptuous*

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bee6ea No.228957

>>228956

Unctuous

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9b28b6 No.228958

>>228957

I treated you like royalty

I gave you the keys to the motherfucking kingdom

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bee6ea No.228959

>start typing 'un' into Google

>it auto fills to unabomber manifesto

>on a new clean burner phone

Lads am I fucked

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281260 No.228960

File: 74dcae8a001826c⋯.webm (2.8 MB,742x718,371:359,Abigail.webm)

:0

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88bc29 No.228961

>>228959

no ted is a very popular man these days

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fdb9a4 No.228962

>>228954

They had me on spanish and french back in secondary

all I remember is je'mapple and bonsoir tbh

>>228959

looks like your gonna have to buy another carrier bah full of burners smh

wasn't he in the news recently?

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9b28b6 No.228963

>>228962

I am much better at translating/reading something from German or French than I am in creating a sentence or attempting to speak it

smh

at least I can sing along to some german and french songs without a problem tho wew

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88bc29 No.228964

>>228962

No that was Manson

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bee6ea No.228965

>>228961

>>228961

>>228961

Does this mean we're winning or losing

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88bc29 No.228966

>>228965

Nah people have always liked Ted in a weird sort of way.

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8adf4d No.228967

>>228952

>I came

>I posted

>I cried

It's pronounced "I" lad smh

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9b28b6 No.228968

>>228966

because deep down they know he was right

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88bc29 No.228969

>>228968

Tbh, very interesting man, and his writing is also very interesting. But he's probably second to Manson in overall knowledge and interest in him. Brady was the British Manson but anyone remotely interesting in "true crime" (what even is true crim) knows about the Unabomber.

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bee6ea No.228970

>>228966

Then why is it the first auto fill for two fucking letters?

I swear to the gods if mahmood et al are stitching me up im going full fucking chicken oriental

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bee6ea No.228971

>>228969

Shipman was 'better'? in all aspects tho

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281260 No.228972

File: 0849ff0d60044d0⋯.jpg (39.92 KB,460x615,92:123,Queen Jew 36.jpg)

Who do you lads do for Christmas? I don't do anything myself, tbh.

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281260 No.228973

>>228972

What do you do*

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bee6ea No.228974

[Wave]Buying new thread 20gp[wave]

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a461ce No.228975

>>228972

fret about money

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88bc29 No.228976

>>228971

>Shipman

Didn't write a cool book or blow nibbas up

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9b28b6 No.228977

>>228972

kind of want to spend it alone this year tbh

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bee6ea No.228978

>>228972

5am mass

>>228976

He was mad efficient tho, >100:1 kd ratio

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88bc29 No.228979

>>228978

true but efficiency isn't glamourous

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bee6ea No.228980

>>228977

Well tough shit dickhead we're all coming to yours for boxing day

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9b28b6 No.228981

>>228980

I'll run away

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bee6ea No.228982

>>228981

quick, get him lads

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fdb9a4 No.228983

>>228981

>>228982

*covers Goblin in sticky honey*

this ought to work

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bee6ea No.228984

>>228983

A cunning plan

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bee6ea No.228985

>>228979

True smh fucking normies

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9b28b6 No.228986

>>228983

mmm… stickey j.ewesses…

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1e8940 No.228987

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wots God trying to tell me, laddums?

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fdb9a4 No.228988

>>228984

it's for such cunning ploys like this that they called me 'cunny' back in secondary school :^)

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bee6ea No.228989

>>228986

>>228986

>>228986

*cage falls*

>>228987

>>228987

Smoke weed every day?

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fdb9a4 No.228990

>>228986

Enjoy her while you can lad, she's standing next to a nest of

BEES

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bee6ea No.228991

>>228988

Devious schemes

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fdb9a4 No.228992

>>228987

prolly something cryptic and vague smh

He always tells me to "abuse substances and thots", good lad tbh

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9b28b6 No.228993

>>228990

NO

NOT THE BEES!

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bee6ea No.228994

>>228992

>tells you to abuse drugs and thots

Hol up nigga

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fdb9a4 No.228995

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>>228993

BETTER

BEE-LIEVE IT

>>228994

I'm sure it's some sort of secret message but I just can't crack the code smh

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bee6ea No.228997

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