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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 86633f13de272bd⋯.png (2.74 MB,1600x875,64:35,ClipboardImage.png)

625525 No.226844 [View All]

Year 407 (CDVII) was a common year starting on Tuesday (link will display the full calendar) of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Honorius and Theodosius (or, less frequently, year 1160 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 407 for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.

Gratian, Roman usurper, is installed as emperor after the death of Marcus. According to Orosius, he is a native Briton of urban aristocracy.

>Gratian is assassinated and Constantine III, a general (magister militum), declares himself Roman emperor. To extend his dominion over Gaul and Spain, he takes practically all the Roman garrisons from Britain and crosses the English Channel. Constantine occupies Arles and establishes tenuous authority over Gaul, sharing control with marauding "barbarians". This is generally seen as the beginning of Rome's withdrawal from Britain.

"Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young."

UK snow: Bad weather hits air, rail and sea travel

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42305301

>A quarter of flights at Heathrow have been cancelled and the Port of Calais has been closed as bad weather continues to affect parts of the UK.

Mt Hope installed as 'UK's highest peak'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-42238262

Britain has a new tallest mountain.

>Mt Hope, which is sited in the part of the Antarctic claimed by the UK, was recently re-measured and found to tower above the previous title holder, Mt Jackson, by a good 50m (160ft).

Brexit deal is a 'gentleman's agreement' says EU

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42303059

>The agreement to move Brexit talks on to the next phase is not strictly legally binding but the two sides have "shaken hands" on it, the EU has said.

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a5290a No.227531

File: 8e4a40280b6529f⋯.png (10.79 KB,344x977,344:977,yikeees.PNG)

>>227521

I didn't consider that tbh

mines 185 :^(

there's prolly some interesting analytics here tbh

>>227522

For converted homos and some trannies perhaps, but there are a few high T gays in the world - for natural homos it's probably a deeper issue, a brain deformity similar to psychopaths.

I suppose it's worth a try though

>>227524

ahhhhhhhh that's a shame. rest in peace lil feller, may cernunnos transport it's spirit safely to the underworld

>>227528

If you're gay you ain't okay lad

Like imp-o I'll excuse you because I like you as a poster but homosexuality is utterly unjustifiable. it's plague worship, death cultism, it's pure degeneracy

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f984e9 No.227532

File: ececa466df141a7⋯.png (158.75 KB,348x735,116:245,perfectprey.png)

>>227530

>his sister moved out of the house because she was in fear for her life

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3dd4de No.227533

Oh shit. Adam's back

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674a1e No.227534

File: 763a7e1a3a0657e⋯.png (106.68 KB,326x317,326:317,763a7e1a3a0657e041f51af5ff….png)

>>227532

i am gay. Keith is out of the house too, no?

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674a1e No.227535

File: cbf23f4cdbb2c4d⋯.png (8.93 KB,530x468,265:234,cbf23f4cdbb2c4da5f6902f922….png)

>>227533

Esoteric Adam?

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f984e9 No.227536

File: ed243ce540d0411⋯.png (75.41 KB,408x620,102:155,gourdo.png)

>>227534

yeah, jahans mummy is a coalburning thot and kicked him out

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a5290a No.227537

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674a1e No.227538

>>227536

rrrrrrrrooooooo

Will his black down syndrome kid be better than Gordon?

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a5290a No.227539

>>227536

punished keith. bad way to end a life tbh, I hope he sells the house and spends the rest of his old life whoring in india

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674a1e No.227540

>>227537

i am gay, what? Link

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f984e9 No.227541

File: 60ec7fc18975e4e⋯.png (58.36 KB,424x481,424:481,gourdo3.png)

>>227538

I hope they don't try for more children because anything helen births now will be mutant tier

>>227540

the stream finished half an hour ago

mostly him talking about how he was going to become a monk

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df8a75 No.227542

>>227531

>>227531

>homosexuality is utterly unjustifiable. it's plague worship, death cultism, it's pure degeneracy

*the encouragement and approval of homosexuality is utterly…

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674a1e No.227543

>>227541

>the stream finished half an hour ago

>mostly him talking about how he was going to become a monk

wew what why

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3dd4de No.227544

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>227543

It's Adam. Are you really surprised?

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a5290a No.227545

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>227540

>embed link tbh

he was talking w/ babylonian hebrew earlier this morn'

>>227542

certainly the encouragement and approval

but homosexuality in itself is also a reprehensible deed. it is an affront to the natural world, to aesthetics. by being homosexual you thereby devote yourself to engaging in behaviours that mock the life-bringing dynamic between a man and a woman and pervert it into the disease-bringing same sex relatiosnhip

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a5290a No.227546

>>227541

helens vagina was always polluted from the start tbh, any child that takes after her predominantly is cursed to be jahanic. She was always the genetically weaker of the couple anyhow.

I feel bad for the guy but keith got himself here because he was a beta tbh

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a20265 No.227547

File: b46bd3ab3fb9529⋯.png (92.68 KB,1272x953,1272:953,1502000486754.png)

>>227529

i don't mind about bitcoin going up since i got in then

the other coins tho damn i am late

>>227531

i don't worship plague or death

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484849 No.227548

>>227545

In a way I agree, but the harm comes from the normalisation not the act or choice itself. I don't agree with it, but if it happens in private its none of our goddamn business.

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484849 No.227549

>>227547

You do worship phallus though :^)

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674a1e No.227550

>>227549

Sounds like something a druid would do

>implying you didn't intentionally set this up

*punches you*

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674a1e No.227551

File: 72239a7e3bec1ee⋯.png (265.96 KB,518x425,518:425,ClipboardImage.png)

i am gay

>there were no redeeming qualities about this dindu so they had to resort to "well-mannered"

http://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/well-mannered-boyfriend-accused-strangling-year-old/72wGpRbfoHcvS1yYGfHL8H/

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a5290a No.227552

>>227547

1 man + 1 woman = birth, life, continuation of the cycle

1 man + 1 man = no birth, therefore death. diseases.

No conscious 'worship' need take place, the act, lifestyle, and mindset themselves are enough.

>>227548

The societal harm comes from normalisation, the harm to the individual obviously begins with what goes on /hopefully/ in private. I don't disagree though, I've no interest of peeping behind closed doors and judging what goes on in private. It'd be rather hypocritical frankly.

That being said it is still the case that wherever it occurs it's harmful to some one, and in this instance I will casually condemn it when it comes up, as it did. I won't harp on it any loner though

for today anyway

>>227551

>SA

>i am gay

I bet I could get your ban extended if I posted a screen of that :^)

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9f4df0 No.227553

>>227536

Wew when the fuck did this happen?

>>227546

This tbh, it's pretty obvious that keith never bothered to raise gordo

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674a1e No.227554

>>227552

i am gay. It is the filter even if I intentionally made it trigger

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a5290a No.227555

>>227553

>when did this happen

I think esoteric adam touched on it in his 3rd video?

definitely one of them tho. helen cheated on keith a while ago though, but jahans on heard of it from mum recently

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9f4df0 No.227556

>>227551

poll status: payed

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9f4df0 No.227557

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674a1e No.227558

File: 230e53091794ee6⋯.png (290.5 KB,480x854,240:427,ClipboardImage.png)

i am gay

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674a1e No.227559

>>227557

We all know about the big stone druid dicks smh come clean lad

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a5290a No.227560

>>227554

I guess we'll just see what SA and Helmer's think about that…

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674a1e No.227561

Past 700 posts again ahhhhh SOUND THE ALARM

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674a1e No.227562

>>227560

SA is no longer a mod smh

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f984e9 No.227563

>>227559

STOP

perpetuating 1970s homo cultmarx revisionist propaganda

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3dd4de No.227564

Jesus. I forgot how depressing Ad is. Half way through this thing, and I feel like killing myself again.

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a5290a No.227565

>>227562

WHAT

since when? why?

all for the best I guess, I always chatted shit on him. Time for helmer and LSC (also known as lord sugar cube) to go as well though, I'll mod the general.

>>227563

tbh there's nothing wrong with worshipping fertility icons

I wouldn't know if it's true or not but my pagan boys just tryna make sure they nuts are potent right?

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a5290a No.227566

>>227561

it's not gonna be me this time

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674a1e No.227567

File: c9578d5acc1a843⋯.png (215.27 KB,450x447,150:149,ClipboardImage.png)

>>227563

picture related. Gay druids trying to cover up their penis worship by

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674a1e No.227568

>>227565

>since when? why?

He started banning a lot of people for minor things. Not sure

>all for the best I guess, I always chatted shit on him. Time for helmer and LSC (also known as lord sugar cube) (also known as lord sugar cube) to go as well though, I'll mod the general.

smh now they know, lad

>>227566

see you lads tomorrow when Neo makes a thread ahhh

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a20265 No.227569

File: 53f83949e61e71a⋯.gif (2.44 MB,600x338,300:169,grrrr.gif)

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a5290a No.227570

>>227568

>banning

I fucking knew that guy was a power mad ego maniac. It's gotten to Helmer as well, a real shame. I liked them both back in brit/pol/.

>now they know

k-know what l-lad??

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784b11 No.227571

Lads i’m Rich :)))

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a20265 No.227572

>>227570

Helms was the best mod and the only one who stood against the bongos

power corrupts i guess

>>227571

showpls

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3dd4de No.227573

>>227571

Hi Rich.

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784b11 No.227574

Slowdive gig in london next year lads

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a5290a No.227575

>>227572

Aye, back in the bongo saga I thought he was the only mod that was actually alright.

However all 3 of the times I've been banned from /brit/ it's been by him. There's no room to breath over there! You can't just ban someone for shitposting, it's bullshit! Modding made him a bitter tyrant as well S M G D H

>>227571

donate to my wallet pls thank you

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a20265 No.227576

File: 6ee583a96c207fc⋯.jpg (539.14 KB,1280x1192,160:149,neetlyfe.jpg)

>still waiting for the dip

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a20265 No.227579

File: b84cd0069d6cbac⋯.jpg (42.62 KB,328x328,1:1,kangabanhammer.jpg)

>>227575

that's why we moved to /nbp/ and then to here

they can't have fun anymore. there were so many nightshifts where everyone was on the same page in posting in a fun way and then monarch comes to check the thread from the Bongo Bongo Land and banned everyone. smh tbh

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484849 No.227580

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674a1e No.227581

File: a68bbafb2a472fc⋯.png (203.1 KB,930x500,93:50,ClipboardImage.png)

i am gay

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9f4df0 No.227583

>>227565

>worshipping fertility icons

Ahhh lad they weren't worshipping the icons themselves, they were worshipping a god of fertility who was represented by the icon. Same way the crucifix represents Jesus smh

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