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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 8bae3d21e0cc372⋯.gif (2.84 MB,640x360,16:9,1461304532601.gif)

abefe4 No.305245 [View All]

links links links

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9c0438 No.305903

>>305902

so i have to play oblivion speech minigames with autistic butchers who will cyberbully me irl where do you learn these skills?

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cfe1f4 No.305904

File: 354a627b05d75f8⋯.jpg (85.48 KB,620x465,4:3,Queen Jew 26.jpg)

>>305900

>>305901

I want mummy Nigella to feed me and tuck me into bed

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2cf25a No.305905

>>305903

I went with a friend. I also decided what I was going to cook and what I was going to buy and how much venison I needed before.

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b8e0d4 No.305906

>>305904

the dream

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649bd9 No.305907

🅱️

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cfe1f4 No.305908

>>305907

How are you, 🅱️uddy?

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8068ab No.305909

File: a54d76117d7d786⋯.png (1.98 MB,1000x1250,4:5,ClipboardImage.png)

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abafd3 No.305910

>>305899

me too mate

i love small meals, they are so comfy, one egg, two mushrooms, and one tomato, a little bit of garlic, great

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cfe1f4 No.305911

File: 9375ef795a7d97f⋯.jpg (114.39 KB,609x508,609:508,Jewess 642.jpg)

>>305910

That sounds good. I haven't eaten today, I'll have to prepare something.

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abafd3 No.305912

mustard feels like its gone up my fucking nose WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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408620 No.305913

File: 9fa09b248defba8⋯.png (49.92 KB,1156x710,578:355,chuff.png)

walkie time.

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abafd3 No.305914

>>305911

cyuteee

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8068ab No.305915

File: 8714e6e2f156954⋯.png (256.82 KB,823x706,823:706,ClipboardImage.png)

i'm really feeling it lads

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abafd3 No.305916

>>305915

feeling "it"

*dances*

im feeling it

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abafd3 No.305917

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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abafd3 No.305918

I really enjoy the smell of lager, pils, that type of thing but I don't really like to drink beer

strange

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8068ab No.305919

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i love how autistic these videos are

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8068ab No.305920

>>305918

same tbh but also with coffee. love the smell but can't stand the taste

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abafd3 No.305921

File: 81c876af34b368a⋯.jpg (5.83 KB,249x250,249:250,swetti peppi.jpg)

*shoves chicken in oven and hopes it turns out ok*

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cfe1f4 No.305922

File: 0622587820fa33b⋯.jpg (22.77 KB,438x353,438:353,Queen Jew 32.jpg)

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408620 No.305923

File: 95a41c585f515e9⋯.png (637.63 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

i love her lads

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434883 No.305924

File: 93f2032f2659350⋯.jpg (534.4 KB,1246x1800,623:900,DqFJ60_UUAA0U3t.jpg)

are you getting hyped lads?

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b45aa9 No.305925

ahh finally home. I lived the 22st life for a day, driving for a reallllly long time. some 45 minutes before I got home I told myself, 'I'm going to be home by 2am' and I pulled into the driveway at 1:59am

duh duh duh duh duhduhduh duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduhduh duhduhDOO

duh duh duh duh duhduhduh duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduhduh duhDOO

>>305862

>its fucking disgusting and you should feel bad

cow's milk, while very tasty, is not the most common milk because tastes the best, because it doesn't. sheep's, goat's, and buffalo's milk (plus more, probably including human) all taste better. cow's milk is most common because of yield, obviously

>>305872

you know the saying, "you are what you eat"? well, we're meat, so why would you want to be plants?

>>305900

caffeine before bed fucks up your sleep quality, even if you somehow have no problem falling asleep

>>305915

>image

kek

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cfe1f4 No.305926

File: 6aa35b8ef131bf1⋯.jpg (85 KB,759x1092,253:364,15.jpg)

>>305925

>I told myself, 'I'm going to be home by 2am' and I pulled into the driveway at 1:59am

How's it going

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b45aa9 No.305927

>>305926

ayy I knew this guy had to be awake

alright, wbu? gonna take a shower soon

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cfe1f4 No.305928

File: 4bdf1fbf2affb52⋯.jpg (24.21 KB,225x350,9:14,690 - PKO.jpg)

>>305927

had a really long wank a few hours ago, took a shower, made some food and tea, and am now just finding ways to entertain myself without having another sesh, tbh.

CoC is really fucking addicting.

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649bd9 No.305929

Ill as fuck lads

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b45aa9 No.305930

>>305928

been addicted af to pokemom emulators tbh

can hold space for 10x speed, makes it so much better

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649bd9 No.305931

>>305930

Considering buying ff9 for android as I can't get it to run on ps1 emulators on my phone reeee it's twenty squid

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cfe1f4 No.305932

File: d45b5168cec693b⋯.jpeg (26.05 KB,639x626,639:626,122aec03f5093209b016cbc0c….jpeg)

>>305930

Be careful around Pokémon, lad. That shit will eat entire weeks of your life.

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649bd9 No.305933

>>305932

Not at fast-forward speeds it doesn't

Level 50s in one night easy

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649bd9 No.305934

Someone give me pity immediately

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649bd9 No.305935

Cuntwat

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649bd9 No.305936

Fuckunt

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649bd9 No.305937

Shitits

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cfe1f4 No.305938

>>305934

Alright just kidding

Shitpost all day while you recover.

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649bd9 No.305939

>>305938

Ta fuck u u flamin fuckin niggerini

Going to get stoned and read my new Graham Hancock book tbqhaf

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649bd9 No.305940

Oh ye I got a fuck load of new tools to toolpost later

Cannae wait

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abafd3 No.305941

>>305922

it turned out great

now im going to bed

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abafd3 No.305942

TO DEATH!

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649bd9 No.305943

Got that gank illness taste in my gob and its annoying t'fuck outta moi

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b45aa9 No.305944

>>305933

this, beat emerald world champion in 2 days, ezpz

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b45aa9 No.305945

ahh I got all clean

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649bd9 No.305946

File: b2431177952f06d⋯.png (1.06 MB,720x1280,9:16,Screenshot_20181023-091956.png)

New book, cost one bean at a charity shop

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b45aa9 No.305947

File: 8b346f0a7068356⋯.png (18.22 KB,485x443,485:443,1518245437203.png)

I haven't read a book in years, prefer more easily digestible forms of entertainment such as anime and video games

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649bd9 No.305948

>>305947

Ahh I see you are an intellectual

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649bd9 No.305949

Fuck all y'all hoes

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cfe1f4 No.305950

File: a7a873b6b69449a⋯.jpg (519.51 KB,2448x3264,3:4,637.jpg)

>>305947

like every other media, 99% of the selection doesn't strike my interest, so I'm in the same camp. well, actually I've been reading a book off and on now for a few months, when I have free time at work and other outings. It's better digested when there are periods between sessions.

anime is gay, so my choice entertainment is trolling youtube comments and watching a lot of yt videos (and sometimes vidya).

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abefe4 No.305953

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cfe1f4 No.305956

File: a26cf5ccdb36115⋯.jpg (124.86 KB,860x860,1:1,Jewess 637.jpg)

Jewesses, tbh.

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