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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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885c1d No.302347 [View All]

Merkel Vows to Restore Germans’ Confidence in Government

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/10/15/merkel-vows-to-restore-germans-confidence-in-government/

Paul Greengrass’s Anders Breivik Movie Is Dire, Leftist Agitprop

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/10/15/paul-greengrasss-movie-july-22-utoya-massacre-is-terrible/

Man Admits ‘Punish a Muslim Day’ Letters, Also Posted White Powder to the Queen, Claimed ‘Allah is Great’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/10/15/man-behind-punish-a-muslim-day-letters-could-get-life-jail/

Australian Senate Votes Against Motion That ‘It Is Okay To Be White’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/10/15/australian-senate-votes-against-motion-that-it-is-okay-to-be-white/

Australia Mulls Following U.S. on Jerusalem Embassy Move, Recognizing Israel’s Capital

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2018/10/16/australia-mulls-following-u-s-on-jerusalem-embassy-move-recognizing-israels-capital/

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84f29e No.303019

>>303017

>sorry but your tastes suck and you're so obsessed with weeb shit it's not funny. telling you as a friend who means well.

i'd rather have an embarassing taste in music than have retard disorder where I can't eat a normal meal without having an autistic fit

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fc7e31 No.303020

genuinely feel like energy is sapped from me just by being near other people

no doubt people will say its my fault and im a bad person because i dont want to be around those people

>every time she comes home she comes up to my room for no reason

>keeps asking the same question again and again

FUCK

OFFF

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84f29e No.303021

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fc7e31 No.303022

there are some people i enjoy being around but most people just end up pissing me off eventually

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84f29e No.303023

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c396a9 No.303024

>>303017

i was joking smh what's gotten into you

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700576 No.303025

>>303019

i think thats a fair deal, but at least mine is easier treatable

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fc7e31 No.303026

>>303019

thats not nice lad…we're all friends here..

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c396a9 No.303027

>>303022

i feel you, lad

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700576 No.303028

>>303022

>>303020

im enjoying the time without my parents a lot too. slightly guilty about it. but it's fine, it just means thats the type of person you are.

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fc7e31 No.303029

>>303023

>>303027

>>303028

*hugs you then steals your energy *

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84f29e No.303030

>>303025

literally all you post about is dieting yet you never manage to do the one thing your entire personality revolves around well done

whatever act superior to people over something as pointless as music taste you bitter edgy bitch

>>303028

weird how a lot of famous people are orphans or their parents left them to pursue their own interests freely without suffocating them

>>303029

LOL

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84f29e No.303031

i say that as a friend who means well

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fc7e31 No.303032

File: 5d9e18da89c119b⋯.png (514.91 KB,430x546,215:273,l.png)

>>303030

to be fair your music taste is absolute shite

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84f29e No.303033

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>>303032

>tfw like harsh noise

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fc7e31 No.303034

>>303033

the best music is the screams of your enemies

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84f29e No.303035

File: 514b00e9cb4759f⋯.png (131.97 KB,427x451,427:451,ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw used to really like hip hop and wanted to be a rapper

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700576 No.303036

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>>303030

fucking vocaloid? are you 16?

honestly i don't know. maybe it's liked, i don't think tho.

>>303032

yeah so is mine tbqh

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7a642d No.303037

>>303033

Just realised that's pills. Thought it was a tub of frankfurters.

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7a642d No.303038

>>303036

Vocaloid has some good songs.

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fc7e31 No.303039

File: 33ae44f9290d393⋯.png (373.19 KB,430x585,86:117,j.png)

i wonder what music she likes

probably that shitty normie music that i cant describe but if you watch some of her vids thats the type of music

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26e729 No.303040

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fc7e31 No.303041

me? love bluegrass myself

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c396a9 No.303042

File: 003bbd823c0d76a⋯.jpg (6.28 KB,250x249,250:249,97636b10277a858db850e19c33….jpg)

>press button to search for game

>game searches for like 30 seconds

>tab out to check thread

>tab back in 20 seconds later

>still searching

>repeat x2

>tab in, still searching

>tab out for another 5 seconds

>tab back in

>you have been removed from the game for inactivity

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7a642d No.303043

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whatever this is, tbh

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700576 No.303044

>>303038

you can't generalize.

some producers are good. Kikuo or Wintermute for example. and those that have talent usually have even better songs with human voices.

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26e729 No.303045

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7a642d No.303046

>>303044

I like the inhuman

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26e729 No.303047

>>303040

lads what does that Japanese writing mean

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84f29e No.303048

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>>303036

>fucking vocaloid? are you 16?

>honestly i don't know. maybe it's liked, i don't think tho.

i dont care what people think i just enjoy what i enjoy, also i enjoy a wide range of music relax

>>303044

i love human covers of vocaloid songs especially when they try to sing really difficult sections

>>303046

this also vocaloid can hit notes humans cant

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fc7e31 No.303049

>go downstairs to check on food

>smell weed

>takes 5 minutes for me to get some fucking tongs because mum just shoves everything together with no order whatsoever

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700576 No.303050

i just discovered kino

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fc7e31 No.303051

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I HATE FEELING LIKE THIS I HATE BEING ANGRY AND ITS NOT MY FAULT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGIJEHRIPAEJPIJGETGI

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7a642d No.303052

>>303050

wot kino?

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700576 No.303053

>>303052

german

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84f29e No.303054

never listening to vocaloid again daftie's bullying has scarred me

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84f29e No.303055

>tfw merely a puppet of people on the internet who can mould my personality at will

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7a642d No.303056

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>>303054

Luckily there are alternatives.

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700576 No.303057

>>303054

if you want to make me feel guilty well done

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c396a9 No.303058

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if you don't stop bullying my lew you will face the full force of my justice

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84f29e No.303059

>>303057

nah its for the best it was a bit cringy i just have a childish heart but its time to grow up

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700576 No.303060

>>303059

lad stop you got your way ok you win please stop

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c396a9 No.303061

>let me make you feel bad for enjoying something you like

>stop making me feel bad for making you feel bad

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fc7e31 No.303062

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB,358x465,358:465,wink.png)

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84f29e No.303063

>>303060

nah it's true really and in other aspects of my personality I am too childish as well you were right tbh

>>303061

>>303058

it needed to be said tbf, im a sperg so i dont realise when im being embarassing

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7a642d No.303065

>>303063

embrace it, lad.

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84f29e No.303066

>>303065

yeah i feel a lot better

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885c1d No.303068

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700576 No.303070

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>>303063

alright. im sorry.

dont listen to me in the future cause im just as cringy.

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fc7e31 No.303071

>make food

>dont want to eat it cos i dont want energy

based

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