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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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86641a No.306709 [View All]

if something happened recently, I don't know what it is. feel free to edit this

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dbf372 No.307382

i just want to eat

and eat and eat and eat

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dbf372 No.307383

quality of food is pretty appalling tbh

i want some real man food not this soddin bread

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3df918 No.307384

I have frodo feet, Roman toe with patches of hair on top of the foot and on the toes

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86bc99 No.307385

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32f0fa No.307386

File: 71e84f69e85f928⋯.jpg (10.33 KB,292x264,73:66,darkness imprisoning me.JPG)

File: 37c9607efe16a1b⋯.jpg (19.58 KB,291x264,97:88,all that I see.JPG)

File: 3574eba6f905d7c⋯.jpg (17.75 KB,292x264,73:66,absolute horror.JPG)

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dbf372 No.307387

could probably gain 3-4 inches at least if my posture wasnt shit

2-3 from back, neck

1-2 from legs and feet

oh kill me

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dbf372 No.307388

>>307386

dont get why people with lazy eye dont wear eyepatches or somethin

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dbf372 No.307389

froggie went a courtin and he did ride mhm

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86bc99 No.307390

>>307388

somebody's gotta keep an eye on the pakis, tbh.

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dbf372 No.307391

>>307390

t. nick griffin

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dbf372 No.307392

omg fuck off u annoyin cow

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86bc99 No.307393

>>307392

what's wrong?

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dbf372 No.307394

>>307393

mother takes ages getting ready in the morning, most of that time is spend doing hair or make up or other bs

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86bc99 No.307395

>>307394

have a violent outburst

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3df918 No.307396

>>307394

put some raw meat in her makeup and then when she approaches you like 'wtf', tell her you didn't think she'd mind

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dbf372 No.307397

>>307395

sometimes i have but she always gets angry at me as if shes never done anything wrong and everything is my fault

how dare i complain to her not to wash the bathroom at 6am when im asleep and shes making a racket

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dbf372 No.307398

I JUST WANT TO FIND A MESS KIT WITH A PAN AND CANTEEN HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO SEARCH FOR THAT

I HATE THE INTERNET SO MUCH

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3df918 No.307399

>>307398

for actual innawoods survivalism you should have an actual cast iron pan. in fact that should be heaviest thing you have by far

probably best to buy the mess kit, pan, and canteen separate

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dbf372 No.307400

>>307399

yes i know mr smartypants

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dbf372 No.307401

i just want something that can fucking fit snugly

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3df918 No.307402

gonna snooze, can hardly keep my eyes open

night

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10e60d No.307403

>>307399

not how i inawood at all but ok

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32f0fa No.307404

Meanwhile, back on the ranch, Matthew awakens with his head in porridge.

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dbf372 No.307405

>>307404

YEEEEEEEEEEHAW

>>307403

lets go innawoods together lassie

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20773a No.307406

File: 2c540812b70db68⋯.png (331.39 KB,1000x792,125:99,tumblr_p3x59ckdKB1smmuvzo1….png)

>>307339

>>307338

poorlad at least you have made some progress, it always takes months to sort out stuff like that to do with diet and stuff cause there's so much to eliminate and it's hard to tell what it is.

>>307346

i know how bad insomnia can be that sux lad :c

it makes it hard to do other stuff and be productive in the day too drains ya of all your energy

*jumps out of the fog and spoops you* i love fog rofl

>>307352

you might be right on some supplement stuff tbh, if they worked theyd be outaa business hmm

if only alex jones delivered to the uk we could all get our supplies of CAVEMAN™and BONEBROTH™ and help fight the reptilians

>>307371

aaaaah thanks i agree, thanks for listening to it ^^

cruising along the cooooooooooast to it togetherr

hope you have a happy halloween ! the moon is so pretty on a dark night here

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20773a No.307407

>>307359

they look yummyy never tried em

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dbf372 No.307408

>>307406

tbh supplements are a meme, you should be getting all your requirements purely from diet and lifestyle

>b-but its not enough

once again proof that hunter gatherers are superior

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f92572 No.307409

File: fc3c21cb3a62626⋯.jpg (128.32 KB,493x477,493:477,SnK manlet.jpg)

smh, won't they ever learn?

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20773a No.307410

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>>307339

everyone deserves some time to vent away their troubles, its only natural.

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dbf372 No.307411

>>307409

when will anyone learn? tall or short, fat or thin, rich or poor, we are nothing

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20773a No.307412

File: 9449929cdc253dd⋯.png (432.29 KB,490x620,49:62,levi2.png)

>>307409

he is perfect just as he is don't bully

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5990b7 No.307413

>>307409

>Making themselves bigger targets for the titans

Big mistake.

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20773a No.307414

>>307413

that's how he never uses up his gas, he's only 65kg

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20773a No.307415

lols

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dbf372 No.307416

*pretends im in an epic film*

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20773a No.307417

>>307416

i want to write a book where every character is just personalities from newbrit

what would be a good setting for that?

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dbf372 No.307418

>>307417

post apoc, western, romcom, biography

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5990b7 No.307419

>>307417

A civil war or anyone one of Dorset's suggestions >>307418 a western would probably be good. Could write a bit about the shifting power in between the groups leading to splits.

>One large independent /brit/ state forms

>Divisions lead it to split into two states

>Further divisions lead to more splits

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dbf372 No.307420

btw when i die in the book make it so that i am shot, fall into a river on my back, then slowly float into a waterfall never to be seen again

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dbf372 No.307421

what is my personality?

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5990b7 No.307422

>>307421

Annoying poos and wanks.

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dbf372 No.307423

>>307422

my stools are pretty decent now tbh

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dbf372 No.307424

new thread needed

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f92572 No.307425

>>307295

>spiclad has mummy issues

Quelle surprise

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dbf372 No.307426

File: 5eb8b37cff7a0ff⋯.png (697.54 KB,600x640,15:16,just fuck my shit up.png)

File: e7a7e454560d652⋯.png (6.09 KB,512x512,1:1,pistol.png)

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86bc99 No.307427

What was that anime with the post-apocalyptic setting and the machine augmented people? I remember it being one of those really high quality anime, where the art was fantastic.

Does anyone know it?

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dbf372 No.307428

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB,358x465,358:465,wink.png)

just gotta have my 5th mornin cawfee

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f92572 No.307429

>>307427

Boku no Pico?

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dbf372 No.307431

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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4126ef No.307433

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