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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 63b1e13b43f49c8⋯.png (1.25 MB,1200x630,40:21,ClipboardImage.png)

fc2311 No.298750 [View All]

Justin Trudeau: New Trade Deal Must Protect Canadian Cultural Sovereignty and Identity

https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/09/05/justin-trudeau-new-trade-deal-must-protect-canadian-cultural-sovereignty-and-identity/

>Prime Minister Justin Trudeau insisted he will not agree to any new trade pact with the United States that doesn’t protect Canadian sovereignty and identity.

>“It is inconceivable to Canadians that an American network might buy Canadian media affiliates, whether it’s newspapers or TV stations or TV networks. It would be a giving up of our sovereignty and our identity and that is something that we will simply not accept,” Trudeau said in a press conference on Tuesday.”We’ve made it very clear that defending that cultural exemption is something fundamental to Canadians.”

>Canadian officials have lately adopted an adamantly nationalist stance in trade negotiations, with Canada’s foreign minister Chrystia Freeland pointing out that she is “paid in Canadian dollars.” “We are always going to stand up for the national interest and Canadian values,” Freeland said Friday.

U.S. Promises to ‘Respond Swiftly’ if Assad Uses Chemical Weapons in Idlib

https://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2018/09/05/u-s-promises-respond-swiftly-assad-uses-chemical-weapons-idlib/

>The White House on Tuesday issued a clear warning to Syrian President Bashar al-Assad that he must not use chemical weapons during the massive assault on Idlib province he is expected to launch in the coming days.

>The White House statement warned Assad and his allies against the “reckless escalation of an already tragic conflict” that would risk hundreds of thousands of civilian lives.

>“Let us be clear, it remains our firm stance that if President Bashar al-Assad chooses to again use chemical weapons, the United States and its Allies will respond swiftly and appropriately,” the White House said.

U.S. Ambassador Sees Golan Remaining in Israeli Hands ‘Forever’

https://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2018/09/06/report-u-s-ambassador-sees-golan-remaining-in-israeli-hands-forever/

>US ambassador to Israel David Friedman expects the annexed Golan Heights to remain under Israeli control “forever”, according to an excerpt released Thursday of an interview he gave to an Israeli newspaper.

>“Giving up the high area of the Golan Heights may put Israel at great security disadvantage, and it is unnecessary to say that I cannot think of anyone more unworthy of receiving such a prize than Assad,” he said, referring to Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

Centuries Old Torah Not Burned in Rio Blaze

https://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2018/09/06/museum-centuries-old-torah-not-burned-in-rio-blaze/

>Brazil’s National Museum said Wednesday that centuries-old Torah scrolls, considered to be some of Judaism’s oldest documents, had been moved before a massive fire ravaged the place and gutted much of the largest collections of national history artifacts in Latin America.

Israel Aims for Improved Iran Deal in 2019

https://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2018/09/06/report-israel-aims-for-improved-iran-deal-in-2019/

>The Times of Israel reports: In the wake of the US withdrawal from the nuclear deal with Iran, a document from Israel’s Foreign Ministry reportedly says efforts for 2019 should focus “on pressuring for an improved agreement that will address the flaws in the old deal.”

>According to Haaretz, which reported on the document, this wording in the ministry’s 2019 objectives document marks a change from the 2018 ministry plan, which focused instead on “establishing red lines” and “preventing Iran from making effective progress in its nuclear program, first and foremost with regard to the nuclear agreement.”

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18c0e0 No.299446

File: 1f7b93a9e7aa633⋯.png (1.13 MB,625x938,625:938,1f7b93a9e7aa633d7182ec2456….png)

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3aac7e No.299447

>>299434

are you NatBol?

>>299446

she has a very small chin and very large eyes, like an insect

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18c0e0 No.299448

File: 4a324d76fbbeb43⋯.jpg (21.82 KB,615x409,615:409,33494459.jpg)

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3aac7e No.299449

>>299448

what race is that creatura? south asian?

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f5dcbe No.299450

>>299449

Australoidicus

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7e7865 No.299451

>>299449

square

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18c0e0 No.299452

File: d15b7cd6038d2ba⋯.jpg (168.04 KB,370x516,185:258,680555e5-bc9e-11e6-aefc-00….jpg)

>>299449

she's a qt

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7e7865 No.299453

File: 0b8179a38f669d7⋯.png (499.11 KB,804x1200,67:100,ClipboardImage.png)

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f5dcbe No.299454

File: a413ac4d40ffa20⋯.jpg (34.11 KB,824x620,206:155,1536527779744.jpg)

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84cf06 No.299455

>>299453

is that the manga about the night teacher? what's it called again Y-something sensei?

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7e7865 No.299456

>>299455

Yomawari Sensei yeah

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f5dcbe No.299457

tamagotchi samsung was a great anime too

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3aac7e No.299458

File: 2e15d6eb589667f⋯.jpg (47.16 KB,633x640,633:640,2e15d6eb589667f2da3fbc4f34….jpg)

the qwaser of stigmata episodes 1-23 was a good anime *sips*

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18c0e0 No.299459

>out of Zubrowka after nearly 2 weeks

sad times

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3aac7e No.299460

new rule: I must never listen to music I'm already acquainted with. I've had this huge list of bands to check out and I've hardly made a dent in it. currently seeing if I'm gonna fall for the Agalloch meme, I really like the first Ulver album so maybe

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772b4b No.299461

File: 4a014f1c2ffbbb2⋯.jpg (111.65 KB,1036x1200,259:300,me.jpg)

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3aac7e No.299462

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>299461

listen to this album Dorse, it's so gud

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772b4b No.299463

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3aac7e No.299464

File: e22bba323862329⋯.png (94.8 KB,369x387,41:43,e22bba3238623292d7a06bbb2b….png)

>>299463

k have fun rubbing hair growth oil on your scalp then

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772b4b No.299465

File: 91de483c3ef14b4⋯.png (384.97 KB,800x451,800:451,91de483c3ef14b42b927cc985f….png)

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772b4b No.299466

i want to do nothing but lock myself in a room with weights and instruments and nothing else and not come out for several years

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3aac7e No.299467

>>299466

why though?

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772b4b No.299468

>>299467

I want to perfect myself

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3aac7e No.299469

>>299468

what instruments do you play? one of 'em was like banjo or something, I forget, and violin?

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772b4b No.299470

>>299469

guitar and fiddle

might get a banjo tbh

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039017 No.299471

File: b8f53d875d4d1e6⋯.jpg (295.36 KB,1280x960,4:3,fat dog.jpg)

Four fried eggs for brekkie lads

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3aac7e No.299472

>>299471

nice

fuck I gotta go to bed, it's 2am, alarm goes off in 8 hours

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039017 No.299473

File: 99ba9784dacfde5⋯.jpg (93.73 KB,672x959,96:137,Corbyn comrade.jpg)

File: 3dfd716830cba89⋯.jpg (260.72 KB,1600x1200,4:3,Corbyn supreme leader.jpg)

>>299435

tbf they're not wrong about Corbyn, his rise has made anti-Zionist sentiment acceptable (because it's from the left wing) and the nature of his party has given muslims cover to be antisemitic. The best part is that the creeping redefinition of anti-Zionism as anti-Jewism will force everybody into one boat.

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fdc06c No.299474

File: ea022db550835bb⋯.gif (78.33 KB,400x204,100:51,reegif.gif)

the fuck nerve of these arachniggers

went to get a drink at about 5am and there was a big red bastard sitting in the sink and just now a house spider did the classic "I'm gonna abseil all the way down from the top of a high ceiling to about an inch away from your eyes" move

they must be migrating back in because of the cold weather or something

brekkie time, going to try and make bacon pancakes/omelette

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772b4b No.299475

>>299474

you complain about everything

not that i can complain about you when i complain about complaining about complaining about everything

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772b4b No.299476

>lawnmowing or some shit at 9am

ah yes another typical day

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772b4b No.299477

might get rid of bed and sleep on floor wot you think lads?

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fdc06c No.299478

>>299477

it gets really itchy because carpet mites and suchlike have an easier crawl to your bedding, when I first moved here I didn't have a bed for a month or so

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fdc06c No.299479

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fdc06c No.299480

File: 02048392496064d⋯.png (81.52 KB,380x349,380:349,boomerdante.png)

>>299475

yeah well now I'm going to complain about you not being able to complain about complaining about me complaining about everything, what now bitch

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772b4b No.299481

>>299478

good

>>299479

baste

>>299480

*does the opposite of complain*

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fdc06c No.299482

the virgin single poster versus the chad spam

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fdc06c No.299483

File: dd41e91ff0aa1cd⋯.png (161.86 KB,264x333,88:111,devilishanime.png)

I reckon the next big imageboard meme will be unironically doing multiple single posts with one reply each, it's like redditspacing but worse

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772b4b No.299484

>299483

y eah i agree

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439126 No.299485

File: b52e8bd3cb2c172⋯.jpg (54.18 KB,1024x815,1024:815,1536549960667.jpg)

Don't tell Annie this, but my VPN bandwidth ran out last night and my allowance won't be reset until 6pm tonight!

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772b4b No.299486

File: 740a4caa6d29efe⋯.png (Spoiler Image,184.74 KB,648x630,36:35,fag.png)

reminder

spoiler is lewd

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772b4b No.299487

File: 3e84aba8a878916⋯.png (29.85 KB,640x400,8:5,smug wojak stache.png)

4 eggs, 4 bacon, a little tomato, and 2 rolls and a cawfeeee

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439126 No.299488

File: 091f745c46e8d14⋯.jpg (77.45 KB,850x972,425:486,2fce1b821d0551bdfeb0b7fddd….jpg)

>>299486

>No trip

That could be literally anyone posting under my flag

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ebbda8 No.299489

File: 4cad25185c17a19⋯.png (301.54 KB,410x545,82:109,4cad25185c17a1926f6bee9fb9….png)

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772b4b No.299490

>>299488

you admitted it was you you massive poofter cunt

you also posted more gay porn

Fuck you.

>>299489

morning chief

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ebbda8 No.299491

>>299490

morning big dog

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772b4b No.299492

>>299491

MOVE OVER SKINNY DOG COS THE BIG DOGS MOVIN IN

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fdc06c No.299494

File: ca043b073ce391e⋯.png (115.04 KB,1000x980,50:49,devilishly banterous.png)

isn't "big dog" a clothing brand for mega fatties keeeeeeek

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772b4b No.299496

>>299494

you'd know

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fc2311 No.299497

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