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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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aadc35 No.246894 [View All]

A man after my own heart this lad. If he was real and liked 8chan he'd prolly thotpost a lot as well.

Links stolen from /brit/:

The world is facing a tequila shortage

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/a5fa2cf9-57b2-469a-bea9-5809e1afd913

Can an orgasm a day keep stress away?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/66e32f0e-c734-4818-bcae-4ecb7b122ead

What it's like to live in a safe house for transgender people

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/newsbeat-42909606

'I couldn't mourn my grandmother as I had my period'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-42608302

And basically every single thing under this

https://twitter.com/bbcthree

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b1dd06 No.247584

>>247580

I'm so tired of minimalism. I miss when the future was angular, chunky, and noisy.

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0cbda3 No.247585

>>247581

I'm sure I could look into the course materials and find out, but I think I might be better off not doing so.

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86a6fc No.247586

music

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aadc35 No.247587

File: 9d1adbb09b58b64⋯.gif (75.83 KB,500x500,1:1,w395_11_291221111250.gif)

>>247584

I do feel pretty nostalgic for the old mobule phone look

>turns mind back to old sony ericssin

that lil nigga was a beast

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b77e35 No.247588

File: 22df52e0ec2301b⋯.png (30.08 KB,673x625,673:625,1459020972492.png)

>first phone had an aerial

Bring them back lads

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aadc35 No.247589

File: 7c40e213e0a4e1b⋯.jpg (38.82 KB,960x540,16:9,iphone_x_10.jpg)

that being said lad I do like the "small brick that connects with the internet" look as well

and the fucking gyro vibrator thingy is orgasmic

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c5f347 No.247590

File: 69c95ffd8538289⋯.png (205.9 KB,750x431,750:431,ClipboardImage.png)

File: a5446991b0814db⋯.png (61.75 KB,750x273,250:91,ClipboardImage.png)

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b77e35 No.247591

File: 954b5456e52f675⋯.jpg (120.06 KB,1300x1047,1300:1047,Scared 8.jpg)

>tried to make relaxing dorset audio

>fucking nightmare sounds

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aadc35 No.247592

>>247591

post it tbh

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b77e35 No.247593

File: 5669ddc3882537b⋯.webm (8.71 MB,960x540,16:9,Dorset audio.webm)

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ba2f78 No.247594

>>247593

what the hell is this?

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b77e35 No.247595

File: ed644613bb6768c⋯.jpg (23.11 KB,450x320,45:32,Shrug 6.jpg)

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ba2f78 No.247596

>>247595

i am gay

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b1dd06 No.247597

>>247590

mayb we are all……… thw water (^;

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d5f7cc No.247598

>>247593

tbh I'm scared that when we meet up dorset will actually be like this

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835def No.247599

Morning

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2ccb81 No.247600

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2ccb81 No.247601

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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b56bc7 No.247602

>>247599

morning lad

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d5f7cc No.247603

failed nopoo smh

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b56bc7 No.247604

File: 3cb1ba86f25b6bd⋯.png (7.32 KB,451x117,451:117,ClipboardImage.png)

k

>>247603

now you wont get all those minerals lad

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b56bc7 No.247605

File: c422299c42c0b0a⋯.png (223.44 KB,567x510,189:170,ClipboardImage.png)

all he needs are robes now

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c5f347 No.247606

>>247605

i put on my robe and wizard hat

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b56bc7 No.247607

>>247606

oh baby

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d5f7cc No.247608

File: c422299c42c0b0a⋯.png (223.44 KB,567x510,189:170,ClipboardImage.png)

<EmannuelMacron17: Ok, are you ready?

>thuleanVARG: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

<EmannuelMacron17: I like your music V… Tee hee.

>thuleanVARG: huh, war, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

<EmannuelMacron17: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

>EmannuelMacron17: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

<thuleanVARG: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

>EmannuelMacron17: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.

<thuleanVARG: Oh s**t

>EmannuelMacron17: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report you to the BRGE and say you were sending me subversive anti-genocidal material you f((k up.

<thuleanVARG: Oh s((t

>thuleanVARG: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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b56bc7 No.247609

File: a49dae49356bdf3⋯.png (197.44 KB,266x429,266:429,Untitled.png)

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c5f347 No.247610

>>247608

kekeke

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d5f7cc No.247611

File: 2b0677e66104b53⋯.png (340.01 KB,1078x598,539:299,ClipboardImage.png)

>thuleanVARG: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

<EmannuelMacron17: Aight.

>thuleanVARG: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

<EmannuelMacron17: I slip out of my pants, just for you, thuleanVARG.

>thuleanVARG: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

<EmannuelMacron17: Oh, I like to play dress up, I pretend I'm an early 18th century French monarch.

>thuleanVARG: Me too baby.

<EmannuelMacron17: I kiss you softly on your chest.

>thuleanVARG: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

<EmannuelMacron17: Hey…

>thuleanVARG: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

<EmannuelMacron17: Funny I still don’t see it.

>thuleanVARG: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Trees.

<EmannuelMacron17: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

>thuleanVARG: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest druid of the lands.

>thuleanVARG: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Khemetian.

<EmannuelMacron17: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.

>thuleanVARG: Arbii are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the niggers as flaming piles of shite.

>thuleanVARG: Merlin congratulates me for destroying civilization’s evil army of Soft Manbaby Christians. Civilization ends. Romans steal my accomplishments and make like it was caused by them.

>thuleanVARG: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.

>thuleanVARG: Baby?

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86a6fc No.247612

>>247598

I'm ok irl tbh. i just vent everything on the internet

Can sometimes have no idea what to say though

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0cbda3 No.247613

File: a40ff12a069b0d9⋯.gif (1.93 MB,245x246,245:246,sensible worry.gif)

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d5f7cc No.247614

>>247612

same lad tbh

amicable silence is golden

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c5f347 No.247615

fucks sake my phone wont charge

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d5f7cc No.247616

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no BIG family yet

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d5f7cc No.247618

File: eae8e8e24ec0c53⋯.png (28.1 KB,640x560,8:7,coldanddark.png)

ahh fingers are fucking killing me

one hand has huge fissures on a few joints caused solely by the cold

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c5f347 No.247619

>>247617

what

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d5f7cc No.247620

>>247619

what is it?

didn't click, assumed spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)

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86a6fc No.247622

>>247618

sit on them

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b56bc7 No.247623

File: 9946f34ad20e86d⋯.jpg (24.71 KB,200x215,40:43,1502521180833.jpg)

>>247617

>>247621

oh shit it's spreading

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d5f7cc No.247624

File: bbcc4b6ae4d0940⋯.png (469.31 KB,480x454,240:227,sweaty1.png)

>shrop

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c5f347 No.247625

oh shit what was

>>247621

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aadc35 No.247627

File: c65b8375819b021⋯.jpg (66.19 KB,711x406,711:406,frowny face.JPG)

kek

I did click on it though

just some sort of weird porn blog

shits translated in spanish or something and that was just a bot shilling it I assume

unless it's a secret honeypot or something idk

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0cbda3 No.247628

>>247616

>teaching her children French

smh.

Five must be some serious work, I have it on good authority that even one is difficult.

>>247621

>>247617

It was on /brit/ as well, I wonder who could be behind it?

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86a6fc No.247629

getting a bit better

need some metal fingerpicks tbqh and to clean this old guitar smh

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aadc35 No.247630

File: 6cfd0dae6ca7091⋯.png (87.37 KB,1261x607,1261:607,Santa.png)

kek lads I just found this classic while going through my folders

>my name was on it

c l o s e o n e

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c5f347 No.247631

toast new bread bls

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aadc35 No.247632

dibs not it

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aadc35 No.247633

File: b9227672794d0c6⋯.png (18.19 KB,1769x84,1769:84,a9d1ca719f4f888eb1c00efc92….png)

whatever came of it lads

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c5f347 No.247634

>>247633

herts died

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2ccb81 No.247635

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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b56bc7 No.247637

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