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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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c415bf No.242687 [View All]

Labour plans to make landowners sell to state for fraction of value

>Labour is considering forcing landowners to give up sites for a fraction of their current price in an effort to slash the cost of council house building

>the proposal has been drawn up by John Healey, the shadow housing secretary, and would see a Jeremy Corbyn-led government change the law so landowners would have to sell sites to the state at knockdown prices

>Labour is planning a new English Sovereign Land Trust with powers to buy sites at closer to the lower price which would be enabled by a change in the 1961 Land Compensation Act so the state could compulsorily purchase land at a price that excluded the potential for future planning consent

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/feb/01/labour-plans-landowners-sell-state-fraction-value

New domestic abuse law "could change Scotland"

>a bill to criminalise psychological domestic abuse has been passed, with some campaigners saying it "could change Scotland forever"

>the Domestic Abuse bill, which has wide backing, creates a specific offence of "abusive behaviour in relation to a partner or ex-partner"

>this includes psychological abuse such as coercive and controlling behaviour as well as violence

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-42890990

Moslem couples must get a civil wedding at the same time as a Sharia ceremony in future, a review of Islamic law in Britain says - but ministers rule out letting Sharia courts enforce laws

>Mohammedan couples should be legally required to have a civil marriage in addition to an Islamic ceremony, a government-ordered review of Sharia law concluded today

>the measure would mean more women had protection under family law and would face 'less discriminatory practices', the independent assessment said

>it would bring Islamic weddings into line with religious Christian and Jewish weddings, the review said

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5341075/Sharia-weddings-include-UK-civil-ceremony-future.html

UKIP ‘on brink of bankruptcy’ as three labour MPs demand £670,000 damages payment

>three Labour MPs are demanding UKIP pay the £670,000 costs for failing to pay damages in a defamation case brought against a Ukip MEP

>it comes after Yorkshire and Humber MEP Jane Collins was successfully sued by Sarah Champion, Sir Kevin Barron and John Healey for libel and slander and failed to pay them damages of £54,000 each

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/three-labour-mps-demand-ukip-pay-670000-damages-defamation-case-involving-mep/

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e7c2a4 No.243334

H

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1e02d1 No.243335

>>243326

A gallon of sugar and caffeine

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e7c2a4 No.243336

>>243335

>2000mg of caffeine

>four caffeine pills

How could anyone be that thick

And how could he possibly claim it's anyone's fault but his own

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1e02d1 No.243337

>>>/brit/604582

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c415bf No.243338

>>243336

>how could anyone be that thick

Yank genes?

>a 16-year-old boy who died in his classroom at a South Carolina school suffered heart failure after drinking too much caffeine, a coroner has ruled

(16th May, 2017)

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/teenager-caffeine-drinking-too-much-davis-cripe-mountain-dew-mcdonald-a-latte-energy-drink-south-a7737926.html

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e7c2a4 No.243339

>>243337

Think Tyne is ruseing tbqh

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1e02d1 No.243340

>>243339

I'm laughing so much it doesn't matter, I hope its true though

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c415bf No.243341

>>243336

>>243338

Remember these geniuses too?

>two students were nearly killed after they were given enough caffeine for 300 cups of coffee during a botched science experiment

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/25/university-fined-400k-students-taking-part-caffeine-experiment/amp/

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e7c2a4 No.243342

>>243341

tbf that's based scientists being retards

just goes to show that you can only trust your local drug dealer to give you safe dosages smh

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1e02d1 No.243343

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c415bf No.243344

>>243342

>sports science students

That's not real science.

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1e02d1 No.243345

>>243344

Clearly they are conducting experiments so it must be science

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c415bf No.243346

>>243345

That would make drug dealers chemists/pharmacists.

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c415bf No.243347

Farewell friends, I am off to the land of nod.

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307f09 No.243348

File: 3432042c6da8220⋯.png (209.6 KB,658x545,658:545,Helper 4.png)

>>243347

na nigh

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ac1f0c No.243349

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9bffb8 No.243350

>>243346

They are chemists if they manufacture drugs

>>243347

Night

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ac1f0c No.243351

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superbowl tomorrow lads r u pumped

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e7c2a4 No.243352

>>243351

it's tonight lad

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ac1f0c No.243353

>>243352

tbh don't have the brain cells to work out posting things after midnight

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e7c2a4 No.243354

>>243353

I mean it's happening now

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ac1f0c No.243355

File: 37724d6096e2664⋯.jpg (42.09 KB,566x520,283:260,wonky.jpg)

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9bffb8 No.243356

>>243351

Hand egg fuck yeah woooo

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ac0302 No.243357

File: ce5ec866ff9e546⋯.jpg (99.65 KB,872x640,109:80,539.jpg)

we need more users

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c415bf No.243358

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I have returned. Good morning.

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9484fa No.243359

>innocently listening to the radio

>hear an advert for a Mini SUV

>Mini

>SUV

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9484fa No.243360

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42940728

>Lloyds Banking Group has banned its customers from buying Bitcoin on their credit cards following a sharp fall in the value of the digital currency.

top kek

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9484fa No.243361

File: 17994c479436b05⋯.webm (Spoiler Image,4.23 MB,922x744,461:372,brap.webm)

*increases the board's quality*

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8d83fc No.243362

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Morning

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bcb2ea No.243363

>>243361

>increases board quality by posting file that can't be played on phones

wew

>>243362

Good morning lad.

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8d83fc No.243364

>>243363

Is /brit/ still tearing itself apart?

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9484fa No.243365

>>243363

weebums can't be played on phones?

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9484fa No.243366

File: 4956b9a25c8404c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,74.33 KB,1065x859,1065:859,gundy beige.jpg)

>watch a video of some classical music

>coughing in the audience

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9484fa No.243367

*forgets to unspoiler*

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2d99da No.243368

>>243364

>is /brit/ still tearing itself apart?

No idea, one can only hope that ther are though.

>>243365

>weebums can't be played on phones?

Not on iphones.

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2d99da No.243369

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>>243366

>listens to classical music

>can hear musician breathing

AHHHHH

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60fec6 No.243370

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morning tbh

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2d99da No.243371

>>243370

>morning tbh

>9:26

You're right, it is the morning.

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9bffb8 No.243372

>Philadelphia riot after superbowl

www.express.co.uk/news/world/914505/Super-Bowl-2018-Philadelphia-Eagles-fans-riot-city-police-pictures

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60fec6 No.243373

>>243372

>your team wins

>loot and blow shit up

?????

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9bffb8 No.243374

>>243373

Read the summary fam, it says antifa are there

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2d99da No.243375

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FRESH

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1fca8b No.243376

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2d99da No.243377

>>243372

>>>/brit/604925

are you 22st lad?

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1fca8b No.243378

File: 8d5e6d6ab8df553⋯.png (116.19 KB,467x496,467:496,ascendedpepe.png)

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9bffb8 No.243379

>>243377

N-no that's not me

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2d99da No.243380

>>243379

Oh ok.

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58cdca No.243381

Can you do a new thread please bruh

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ce9eeb No.243382

>>243381

I will try for you

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ce9eeb No.243384

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