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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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c39d44 No.251075 [View All]

Seems topical tbf

I think we can all agree it's all fun and games to shag brown lasses :^)

Question is, is it ok when we grow attached? I'm undecided largely with one caveat: Love is a silly emotion that clouds ones vision of the big picture

links stolen from /brit/:

EU funding linked to migrant quotas

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/eu-funding-linked-to-migrant-quotas-nkwsjqf6q

Restoring our fish and farms

http://johnredwoodsdiary.com/2018/02/24/restoring-our-fish-and-farms/

Donald Tusk: UK Brexit plans 'pure illusion'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43175201

Band of Tory Brexit rebels will vote for a customs union with EU

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/band-of-tory-rebels-will-vote-for-a-customs-union-with-eu-2026g560j

Does Jeremy Corbyn think Leave voters are too thick to notice him offering Brexit in name only?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2018/02/23/does-jeremy-corbyn-think-leave-voters-thick-notice-offering/

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e0e25c No.251692

File: 4fc54c22db8b94a⋯.jpg (70.22 KB,1440x899,1440:899,anne-frank_1.jpg)

>>251680

It's about self control and at the very least keeping up the effort to remain moral and not lead society into decay

>>251681

night lad

>>251682

Anne Frank is #1

Portman #2

Milana #3

Big tits lass #4

Nigella #5

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c39d44 No.251693

>>251688

Any attempts to convince shrop of the wonders of Goblines are futile

I would never limit myself to a single category

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c39d44 No.251694

>>251692

Sure but /wanting/ it *is* perfectly normal

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529570 No.251695

>>251692

>dennings not even top 5

youre walkin a thin line lad

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65f44e No.251696

File: 043c4405956cd2c⋯.jpg (50.26 KB,581x540,581:540,Jewess 451.jpg)

>>251693

I wouldn't expect to have; it's just clear that they are truly the best.

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e0e25c No.251697

File: 8d987b08ee447f6⋯.jpg (891.25 KB,3118x4336,1559:2168,Anne Frank kisses Confeder….jpg)

>>251694

I never said it wasn't

Wanting and doing are different though

>>251695

Why should she be?

I need more Anne Frank reeeeee

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529570 No.251698

>>251697

>Why should she be?

because she's #1

>when you see a pic of a lass with some bruises and youre not sure what to make of it

ahhh

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e0e25c No.251699

File: bccd87cd5b2dd21⋯.jpg (152.34 KB,800x851,800:851,anne coloured.jpg)

>>251698

But she isn't, because Anne is

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0f147f No.251700

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c39d44 No.251701

File: 8f1f844cdd139ff⋯.jpg (80.42 KB,564x1008,47:84,4d436024d5cee8caff88b73996….jpg)

One day in the future when I leave the nest I'd like to sleep all day w/ some sleeping pills, bomb so energy drinks and just lay around all day on my back not getting up once

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e0e25c No.251702

File: 8701e420b4389be⋯.jpg (40.33 KB,569x880,569:880,Anne-Frank-FINAL---Prepro-.jpg)

night tbqh lads

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c39d44 No.251703

kek I wouldn't be able to make 1 hour before stanfing up to wee but it's the ideal anyway. I was way to active this sunday. feels wasted.

>>251702

Night

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0f147f No.251704

File: fd9ffabdbbf28de⋯.jpg (168.79 KB,886x862,443:431,juden.jpg)

>>251702

nite yid

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65f44e No.251705

>>251692

#1. Nigella Lawson

#2. Milana Vayntrub

#3. Jennifer Connelly

#4. Susan Bernard (Playboy one)

#5. Dianne Chandler

#6. Natalie Portman

#7. Big Tits Lass

#8. Anne Frank

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65f44e No.251706

>>251702

g'night

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529570 No.251707

>>251699

You see that's where you're wrong.

Katherine Dennings is currently alive, what this would mean is that it would be possible to impregnate her, however unlikely that is due to your mongrelic t*rk ancestry. Anne Frank, to my knowledge, is not alive. She died, and since no form of technology currently publicly exists to bring the dead back to life[especially those who are ashes], it remains impossible to impregnate Anne Frank. If Anne Frank was still alive, she would be old and unable to bear children. If, somehow, she was of child bearing age, she would still compare poorly to Katherine in regards to the outcome of a healthy pregnancy. Katherine Dennings is of a more suitable child bearing age, wider hips, a more shapely body, opposed to the twiglet/ash of Anne Frank.

When one compares the milkers, it really is no contest, Katherine wins again.

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65f44e No.251708

>>251707

I forgot about Kat in my listsings, lad. Put her at #7 in place of BTL and move the rest down

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c39d44 No.251709

Yo know you picked the wrong ethnic preference when anne frank is on your top 10

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0f147f No.251710

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65f44e No.251711

>>251710

DID YOU NOT READ THE FUCKING TEXT BESIDE IT YOU DAFT CUNT

DO "SUSAN BERNARD PLAYBOY"

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0f147f No.251712

>>251711

Nah Im sticking with this toad as the mental image thanks

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529570 No.251713

>>251708

good lad

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c39d44 No.251714

File: a2c5ff8f5b2878c⋯.png (139.22 KB,250x400,5:8,Mace_Windu.png)

>>251710

I take it back

with that kind of competition frankie takes #1 easy

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0bc48c No.251715

File: a29b1b107e0fc48⋯.png (883.12 KB,735x735,1:1,SAME.png)

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65f44e No.251716

File: 4ecaec4b88f7d4e⋯.jpg (81.58 KB,639x918,71:102,Jewess 537.jpg)

>>251715

This is defamation

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529570 No.251717

>tfw no moral methodist gf

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529570 No.251718

wish i had more of a connection with nature tbh smh

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65f44e No.251719

File: e3eacc2bbe5c5fd⋯.jpg (65.77 KB,980x490,2:1,Jewess 550.jpg)

Marilyn Monroe was a J.ewess

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0f147f No.251720

>>251715

hahaha

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0f147f No.251721

File: 5a9dece1561bd56⋯.webm (4.7 MB,720x720,1:1,City 3.webm)

Goodnight lads

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65f44e No.251722

>>251721

Good ngith

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529570 No.251723

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529570 No.251724

might get contacts so i dont look like a spacker tbh

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65f44e No.251725

File: 9de4cd1a5afbe96⋯.jpg (83.54 KB,640x1284,160:321,Jewess 456.jpg)

>>251724

insecure about your glasses, four-eyes?

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529570 No.251726

>>251725

yeah pretty much

i wouldnt mind her making snide comments like that about me tbh

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65f44e No.251727

File: c43c3a7fda8c407⋯.jpg (153.72 KB,853x1280,853:1280,Jewess 493.jpg)

>>251726

Insecure because they make it look like you possess intelligence you don't have, or insecure because they make you look weak?

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529570 No.251728

>>251727

both

people think I am super intelligent and always do a "you seem like you might be interested in x" or something

>tfw too intelligent to be intelligent

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65f44e No.251729

>>251728

LOL, yeah, maybe you should get some contacts.

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529570 No.251730

>>251729

i am also autiste quiet so its even worse aaahh

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65f44e No.251731

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>>251730

Be like CHAD cobes and "fuck the haters, man." He's high functioning asperger and doesn't give a fuuuuuck. He's a musical GENIUS, a BEEFY DOOD and a sexy GOTH.

Fuck the haters, maaaan.

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529570 No.251732

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65f44e No.251733

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529570 No.251734

cheeky cheese and cucumber sandwich before bed tbh

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65f44e No.251735

>>251734

Listen to some calm Gregory and the Hawk before bed too. I'm almost ready for bed myself, tbh.

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529570 No.251736

>>251735

goodnight rude boi

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65f44e No.251737

File: 0ea06db0ac1536a⋯.png (376.43 KB,600x605,120:121,Jewess 381.png)

>>251736

Good night goy boi

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1bb0b0 No.251738

>Met another cute racist Irish girl

Argh lads maybe I should go to uni tbh

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1bb0b0 No.251739

>>251679

There’s something wrong with you nigga

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65f44e No.251740

File: 0fbaca31f7fec1d⋯.png (691.9 KB,599x597,599:597,Jewess 435.png)

J.ewesses, tbh.

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d69fba No.251742

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