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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 770c674767151ee⋯.webm (7.16 MB,960x540,16:9,427.webm)

880420 No.241219 [View All]

This Week

BATHROOM SUPPLIER URGES PLUMBERS TO ATTEND TRADE OPEN DAY

>Bathroom and tile specialist, Easy Bathrooms, has called for plumbers across the UK to attend its trade day on Thursday October 5

http://www.hpmmag.com/plumbing/bathroom-supplier-urges-plumbers-attend-trade-open-day

UK PLUMBER OF THE YEAR UNVEILED

>Drew Styles, from Wigan, has been crowned the UK Plumber of the Year 2017, in the nationwide competition run by JT, Bristan and Wolseley Plumb Center

http://www.hpmmag.com/plumbing/uk-plumber-year-unveiled

DEWALT Announces New Electrical, Plumbing, and Mechanical Tools

>DEWALT announces its further expansion into trade-focused products with five tools dedicated to the Electrical, Mechanical and Plumbing Trades

>Featuring cutting, crimping, and pressing tools, the new line includes products with premium ergonomics, the capability to complete wide range of applications

http://www.plumbingperspective.com/dewalt-announces-new-electrical-plumbing-mechanical-tools/

A Plumber’s Job Is More Than Just Repairing Fixtures

>Every plumber needs to think of themselves as a provider of clean and safe drinking water and not just someone who fixes pipes.

http://www.plumbermag.com/how-to-articles/alarms_systems_education_plumbing/a_plumbers_job_is_more_than_just_repairing_fixtures

Olympia i2 Bath Faucet Offers Premium Design and Quality at Builder-Grade Prices

>The Olympia i2 lavatory faucet has a sophisticated contemporary style for the modern residential bath

>The combination of factory-tested durability, easy installation and residential lifetime warranty has made the i2 line very popular with builders

http://www.plumbingperspective.com/top-selling-olympia-i2-bath-faucet-offers-premium-design-quality-builder-grade-prices/

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93c291 No.241827

File: ed8a42515595596⋯.png (54.46 KB,341x548,341:548,leader.png)

>>241826

yeah

you'll never get anywhere if you keep putting it off lad

I joined NA, did reenacting and met and worked for vanlad as a tubby hippy

I'm still a tubby hippy but after the experiences I have more drive to change

JUST DO IT

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dd654b No.241828

>>241827

yeah youre right tbh

had similar thoughts today

I only get anxiety if I delay something

no problem doing something

busy today tho

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93c291 No.241829

>>241828

Alright lad, let's sort it out once I get back. Will get to vanlad and see when work is likely to be and whether we can do it sooner rather than later.

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dd654b No.241830

>waiting for someone

>they said 9-11

>its now passed 11

FUCFUCKFUCK

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93c291 No.241831

File: 5d0404ab186317c⋯.png (10.95 KB,420x420,1:1,murrca40.png)

>>241830

AM or PM

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dd654b No.241832

>>241831

am

phoned them and they said they forgot to tell me that the woman phoned in sick a few days ago

mongs

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93c291 No.241833

File: 3836710f1d7adf8⋯.png (161.03 KB,348x355,348:355,smoking3.png)

>>241832

looks like you still have time for a business trip then

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dd654b No.241834

>>241833

still busy tbf

next week i am free

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93c291 No.241835

File: b4ed99f9fea8200⋯.png (111.17 KB,501x504,167:168,soyjew.png)

>>241834

if we work out a date later we can buy tickets in advance and make a savings

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dd654b No.241836

wanna fuck a paki bitch then tell her family so they behead her

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5488be No.241840

Wess: I'm on site Tuesday then need you for 2 days the following week

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5488be No.241841

You can stay in the small van

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5488be No.241842

Might be Friday and Saturday of next week tbf

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2588c5 No.241843

>>241841

alright ty lad

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6a48f4 No.241844

>>241836

Bit dramatic

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dd654b No.241845

>>241844

nah

right now I could shag a good milf

feeling decent

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93c291 No.241846

File: 4057c2a998895a6⋯.png (280.7 KB,600x583,600:583,angryascended.png)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

passed the questions and failed the perception because the cunting shit cunts that made it interpreted "don't just click all the time or you'll be disqualified for that clip" to "IF WE THINK YOU DOUBLE CLICKED JUST ONCE YOU'RE FUCKING FUCKED, FUCKER" and two of my four point sets were set to zero

>>241840

Confirm, send texts?

I'll order tickets for the 2nd-3rd or whatever it actually is

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6a48f4 No.241847

>>241845

GOOS lad if you want a wingman for milf-cruising then come to sussex

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6a48f4 No.241848

>>241846

Should know dates tomorrow lad, have you worked out the cheapest way to get here yet? Try buying a single from CC to the station you change at then a single from LH to A etcetera, should be like £10

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6a48f4 No.241849

And you're a bloody idiot have you bought a practice one to use on your PC? If not then why the fuck not.

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93c291 No.241850

>>241848

I can get to and from you for less than £20 today, so if you get the dates tomorrow I can arrive on the 1st and leave on the evening of 3rd

>>241849

The online stuff has been fine, only reason I failed this one is that I double clicked instead of waiting a second smh

it's even official advice to click a few times because that way the best result is chosen, you just can't do it too fast.

Will try and schedule another for next week tbh and see Dorset at the same time

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6a48f4 No.241851

>>241850

Sounds good lad, cheaper than I thought. Can do about £50 a day and get breakfast etcetera like last time, should be a day and a half if all goes well, 2 long days if not.

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93c291 No.241852

File: fe6b7ec79eb53c0⋯.png (241.15 KB,712x467,712:467,menatwork.png)

>>241851

fine by me, text confirmation of days asap and I'll sort out travel down to A

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4b5bb3 No.241853

File: 452d0b321842a3d⋯.jpg (190.8 KB,736x1104,2:3,452d0b321842a3db1b4ace9cae….jpg)

>tfw no beautiful wife

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d57ef0 No.241854

>this board is still alive

Jesus Christ lads.

When's the last time you chugged some milk down the old warehouse?

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6a48f4 No.241855

>>241854

What do you mean by that

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727c3d No.241856

Is there going to be a Film Friday?

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6a48f4 No.241857

>>241856

Yes Ctrl+f film Friday you mongrel

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727c3d No.241858

>>241854

/brit/ may be riding high for now, but the day will come when nobody will want to post there any more

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6a48f4 No.241859

>>241858

Hi The Poster Formerly Known As Bins

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727c3d No.241860

>>241859

The Poster Formerly Known As Binsworth

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727c3d No.241861

Ah, The Poster Formerly Known As Bins has been filtered

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93c291 No.241863

>>241859

smh lad my phone is shite, only got a half that message. waiting for the rest of it to come through but might need to resend some of it in a bit

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93c291 No.241864

>>241863

>>241859

message ends at "it would be a fre"

I think I get the gist though there's probably some catches to work through

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6a48f4 No.241865

>>241864

Check latest messages, no complications at all, just work and paper income or your business

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93c291 No.241866

>>241865

I've not received the whole message is the thing, it cuts out.

I don't mind doing something, but I'm not sure it would be any valid as my business doesn't appear in company's house or anything, the only recognition is has is as a startup by the LOCAL Somerset Business Agency

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93c291 No.241867

crikey that was a mess

*I'm not sure my writing anything would be valid, as the business doesn't exist at Companies House or anywhere else except in some Somerset Business Agency files and that the Job Centre thinks I'm self employed.

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6a48f4 No.241868

>>241866

That's valid enough for sure. Just write a word doc with your company details and the other details, and its real.

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93c291 No.241869

>>241868

aight, remember what the period of work was and the shekel amount is? I can do it properly, except skewed a bit so it looks like the money all went through me, I took a cut and gave the rest to you for the actual work (as an unspecified third party if you wish), like I was the middleman.

I think that's how it'd work anyway

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2588c5 No.241870

>>241846

bad luck lad smh

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93c291 No.241871

>>241869

ah, and it'd need the name of the lad and his business as well.

I'll text you about it tomorrow and do it properly during work hours

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93c291 No.241872

File: 6a1fc4e982d4ea8⋯.png (51.05 KB,259x194,259:194,rubbetirub.png)

>>241871

final iffy thing is that there's no way to actually show the money going through any accounts

it might raise some eyebrows if I report that much cash in hand moving about, idk

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6a48f4 No.241873

>>241872

Cash - my original bill, peaktime train ticket for 2 people for 2 weeks that you lost etcetera, soon be low enough to not raise eyebrows. You bought my last van for £1k cash with no receipt and it blew up straight away, etcetara

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93c291 No.241874

>>241873

Alright, you free tomorrow?

I'll text you about details and bits I need when I get started, will probably need to clarify things etc along the way

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6a48f4 No.241875

>>241874

Yeah there's no rush, plenty of time to figure some more deductions.

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93c291 No.241876

>>241875

I'll need to look at my jobby bobby stuff, I have to report earned income every month so they already have my sign offs saying I didn't earn anything for that period, unless that system wasn't in effect at that time.

Not sure whether I should report it at all really tbh, I can make it anyway and report the upcoming work and that should satisfy things.

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6a48f4 No.241877

>>241876

If you aren't reporting it its a risk, but worth writing it up to like £20k and charging £2.5k tbf

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93c291 No.241878

File: c59fd012f19da5f⋯.png (30.73 KB,865x466,865:466,deadpepe1.png)

>>241877

will sort it out tomorrow tbh

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e76862 No.241881

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