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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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f51376 No.245440 [View All]

THIS WEEK

Jobsite Table Saw Showdown 2018

>With 5 great competitors in the running some of the rating really comes down to splitting hairs but that’s what we do.

>The big elephant in the room is the SawStop as it’s the only one on the market with “Flesh Detecting” technology

http://www.coptool.com/jobsite-table-saw-showdown-2018/

Dewalt Tool at World of Concrete 2018

>Dewalt is really going after the concrete market with several new products aimed at silica dust collection

>As well as expanding their Flexvolt cordless offering with some heavy duty tools that can now outperform their corded counter parts

http://www.coptool.com/dewalt-tool-world-concrete-2018/

Review: Dewalt 20V Max Brushless Chainsaw, and How I Was Wrong About it

>I had intended on buying this saw because I needed a chainsaw for some yard work and really didn’t feel like spending the time trying to diagnose why my gas chainsaw was having issues

http://toolguyd.com/dewalt-20v-max-brushless-chainsaw-review/

New Hitachi Cordless Pin Nailer

>Hitachi has come out with a new 18V 23-gauge pin nailer, NP18DSAL, capable of driving in pins up to 1-3/8″ long

http://toolguyd.com/hitachi-cordless-pin-nailer/

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52fd49 No.246114

>>246105

I said persistent, and it doesn't matter how hard someone is pressing an issue. That doesn't determine anything. I haven't reacted poorly to someone insulting me or anything like that while being on /newbrit/, I'm just making things clear.

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137c96 No.246115

>>246114

Well good for you champ you've made it /clear/ for all of us !

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f1dbe7 No.246116

File: 628171d4f2cd86d⋯.jpg (77.18 KB,606x629,606:629,Virginia.jpg)

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52fd49 No.246117

>>246115

You've just gone into denial

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c012f3 No.246118

Hit the block and

Fill your pockets making crack sales

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137c96 No.246119

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB,500x375,4:3,1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)

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c012f3 No.246120

>>246114

Understood lad

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09c519 No.246121

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS SAVE ME

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82cc39 No.246122

>>246119

/greentopisbesttop/

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c012f3 No.246123

>>246122

NO blue for drinking one pint, and tea, green for cereal and coffee

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82fb7c No.246124

>>246122

>Drinking semi-skimmed

You vile wretch

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09c519 No.246125

>>246122

all milk is bad

apart from a good lass wife's

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137c96 No.246126

Can someone explain to me for what good reason ANYONE drinks anything other than full fat on the regular and gold top on special occasions?

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0c0309 No.246127

>246122

PRISON MILK

I'd like to try gold top but organic blue is the best I can get

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c012f3 No.246128

>>246126

Can down a litre if green top in summer without feeling sick

Also stays colder longer

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09c519 No.246129

hate people who always say "are you alright?" when saying hello

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c012f3 No.246130

>>246129

I say alright mate instead of hello

Fight me

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09c519 No.246131

>>246130

but are you genuinely interested in the mate being alright? will you fix his problems if he says no?

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137c96 No.246132

>>246128

Fair. But I'd puke after a litre no matter what tbh

>>246129

>"yes mate. you?"

>"right as rain mate. cya later"

>"fucking A lad." *peace signs*

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82fb7c No.246133

>>246126

>Gold top

>special occasions

It's only £1.10 for a litre smh

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09c519 No.246134

anotherr week rolls on by

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137c96 No.246135

>>246133

Yeah but the co op dont sell it

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82fb7c No.246136

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137c96 No.246138

File: 9eb227edfef621b⋯.jpg (83.23 KB,564x761,564:761,2bffc4cd365a63173877ea6e06….jpg)

>>246134

>The week

They see me rollin

They Hatin

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c012f3 No.246139

>>246131

Absolutely, its an opening to tell me you aren't alright and need some pipe hitting niggers

>>246132

Smh

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09c519 No.246140

every thing

will be okay

in a few more

weary days

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c012f3 No.246141

>>246138

Tryna catch me ridin durty

>>246137

Where are the Jews in this?

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52fd49 No.246142

File: 06aa474655e4e76⋯.jpg (108.17 KB,872x1024,109:128,Jewess 441.jpg)

>>246141

my file folder

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c012f3 No.246143

>>246140

Are you up for working with me in all seriousness

I'm booking the job tomorrow

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c012f3 No.246144

>>246142

Touche

Somethingelse can you make a thread please babe

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52fd49 No.246145

>>246141

i was gunna make an innocent shitposter genocided thinggy with that, but i just posted that since too much effort

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09c519 No.246146

>>246143

idk when tbh

i must get a phone before I do anything

guess I'll become a hobo

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c012f3 No.246147

>>246146

Middle of next week? Whatever's easiest for you

Don't mind if you say no lad, I need to book someone though

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c012f3 No.246148

Don't want longprim to have to drive here

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09c519 No.246149

>>246147

probably wont have a phone by then so no tbh smh

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137c96 No.246150

So is anyone else gonna do the thread cus I will but fucking tell me now

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0c0309 No.246151

>>246149

lad just buy one from tescos for a tenner ffs

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c012f3 No.246152

>>246149

No worries I'll beg supreme leader

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137c96 No.246153

>>246147

I will if you have access to a private jet

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09c519 No.246154

>>246151

didn't know you could do that

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c012f3 No.246155

>>246154

I've got a burner Alcatel smartphone that cost £30 with a tenner credit

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c012f3 No.246156

>>246153

2 days £100+£20 towards trainfare

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09c519 No.246157

is spring here?

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c012f3 No.246158

Offers open to somethingelse too

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7984a0 No.246159

>thought my PSU was knackered for months

>was actually just a loose connection between the on button on my case and the mobo

I'm actually retarded

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c012f3 No.246160

Or a half ounce of chronic

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09c519 No.246162

>>246156

>tfw trains are so expensive

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c012f3 No.246163

>>246162

Could pick you up from pompey

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137c96 No.246164

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db8e17 No.246850

File: d828d711ded87a8⋯.jpg (62.1 KB,400x285,80:57,facebook.jpg)

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