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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 9ea5e6cb99715f9⋯.webm (2.27 MB,1280x720,16:9,439.webm)

77385f No.249692 [View All]

Duo jailed for Hayling Island Ukrainian people smuggling

>a former ballet dancer and a chef have been jailed for attempting to smuggle six Ukrainians into the UK on a yacht

>Vladyslav Kurtoglu and Dmytro Kruik were caught when their yacht was intercepted in Hampshire in May 2017

>Kurtoglu, 50, was jailed for six years after being convicted of assisting unlawful immigration and Kruik, 29, was jailed for three years and nine months, having admitted the same offence

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-43143979

EU to Finance New Baltic-Black Sea Transport Corridor

>the European Union will finance a Go Highway project together with Ukraine, establishing a new transport corridor on the Silk Road

>the announcement was made by the Ukrainian Infrastructure Minister Volodymyr Omelyan after his meeting with Henrik Hololei, the European Commission’s director-general for mobility and transport

>it currently costs $1000-$1500 to ship a 20’ container from Gdansk to Odessa. When the Go Highway project is complete, the cost will be 30% less, providing an alternative route for cargo being shipped from the eastern to the western markets

http://emerging-europe.com/in-brief/eu-finance-new-baltic-black-sea-transport-corridor/

Sailing into the dead zone

>a West Country team is set to embark on an 12-day voyage to measure pollution, including micro-plastics, in the Arctic

>the goal of the students and staff from the University of Exeter expedition, named Sail Against Plastic, is to discover the impact of non-visible pollution, such as noise pollution or micro-plastics, on marine life

>the trip, to the icy waters surrounding Svalbard in the Arctic Circle, will produce vital information on the build-up of toxic pollutants in marine food chains

https://www.indyonline.co.uk/news/sailing-dead-zone/

Clipper Race: Life is not fair

>the finish line is tantalizingly close for the leading teams in the Clipper 2017-18 Round the World Yacht Race, but with the wind filling in for the boats at the back of the fleet before it reaches those at the front, it’s going to be a nail-biting end for the leg to China

>with less than 200nm to go, PSP Logistics is still in the lead but as the team waits for the wind to fill in, Skipper Matt Mitchell is wondering how the last stretch of the race will pan out

>Mitchell says: “This is getting really painful! We’ve just about got away with it for the last few position updates, but not sure how long our luck will hold out for!"

http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/2018/02/21/clipper-race-life-not-fair/

RORC Caribbean 600 fleet faces record-setting pace in punchy tradewinds

>a record fleet got off to a squally start from Antigua today in the RORC Caribbean 600 race

>some 84 starters, the largest number in the event’s ten-year history, crossed the line to punch their way up the first beat towards Barbuda in winds of 25-30 knots

>strong northerly tradewinds mean that the multihull and monohull records of 39 and 40 hours respectively could be broken this year – and by diverse contenders, such as George David’s newly re-optimised Rambler 88 and the 42ft fully foiling F4 ‘missile’ catamaran being raced by America’s Cup sailor (and local) Shannon Falcone

http://www.yachtingworld.com/news/112942-112942

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576102 No.250297

>>250295

>work

ahhhhhhhhh lad. I hate stories when you can't be pissed off at people smh. RIP to yon poor little nipper

I hope that the rest of the "day" treats you well at least

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e53930 No.250298

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh 56% Celtic Paganism

really nice and relevant to somethingelse's evangelautism and ignorance of tradition

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a4ee40 No.250299

i want to run away and go traveling but idk where to go smh

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58a35c No.250300

File: ed68cfbae839bd2⋯.webm (16 MB,640x272,40:17,kung pao.webm)

>>250294

quality

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0dba6c No.250301

>>250299

Pakistan

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e53930 No.250302

>>250300

>you just streamed kung pow

amazing how far technology has come

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e53930 No.250303

File: 2dbed3f278bb68f⋯.png (474.29 KB,1751x571,1751:571,ClipboardImage.png)

>visit /v/ for some feels

>

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58a35c No.250304

File: b37bca30e374709⋯.jpg (12.76 KB,489x304,489:304,(1).jpg)

>>250299

Travel to Rarotonga, fall in love with the tribe chieftain's daughter to which the chieftain denounces and hides her away as you are an outsider. When the construction of a western tourist resort threatens the tribes' people's home you rally together your people to drive away the western machine, the same machine that spawned you. As the brutal final battle is nearing its end the village chieftain will be fatally wounded. in his final moments he'll give you the onwudiwe-nyetanhu stick of which has been passed down to chieftain after chieftain, and tells you to have many many children with his daughter. later on you'll be hailed by the village people as their strong new chieftain, guider, protector, leader, teacher.

The old chieftains daughter will fall pregnant and then you can fuck off from Rarotonga, come back and post about the whole thing here. Would definitely recommend for massive banter

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a945c5 No.250305

>>250254

yum im makin pork roast

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58a35c No.250306

File: 9e358efc9e90f87⋯.jpg (15.02 KB,480x480,1:1,comfy (2).jpg)

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e53930 No.250307

>>250305

tasty and LOCAL

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58a35c No.250308

File: 869775fa0ab5b97⋯.jpg (240.12 KB,1500x1285,300:257,Monitor 2.jpg)

What are you lads up to tonight?

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0cebdc No.250309

>>250305

couldnt decide which meal to make so im gonna make both tbh

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58a35c No.250310

File: 548b2282dd121c2⋯.webm (2.8 MB,480x360,4:3,Shiiirley.webm)

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a4ee40 No.250311

>>250309

you gotten swole yet lad

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0cebdc No.250312

File: 41963186b55fee9⋯.png (163.03 KB,476x304,119:76,Pepe 01.png)

>>250311

swole enough to attract admirers off the internet

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a4ee40 No.250313

>>250312

what happened lad dont fall down the herts path

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0cebdc No.250314

>>250313

no i am a celibate pure and innocent soul tbh

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50fc34 No.250315

File: 739174dc60b4efe⋯.jpg (29.76 KB,868x539,124:77,here forever.jpg)

>>250308

Staring at a screen.

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a4ee40 No.250316

>>250314

how did you get a gf

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0cebdc No.250317

File: e29ea7d2dbfc59b⋯.png (146.68 KB,540x367,540:367,sunglasses.png)

>>250316

i have no such thing

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a4ee40 No.250318

>>250317

who were your admirers then

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50fc34 No.250319

>>250318

/cuteboys/

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e53930 No.250320

File: 5c4eac78c2d167e⋯.png (957.54 KB,1024x1024,1:1,shokek.png)

how's that film doing then

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0cebdc No.250321

>>250308

film friday soon

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a4ee40 No.250322

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58a35c No.250323

>>250321

spot on

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0cebdc No.250324

>>250320

successfully uploaded to the cytube

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0cebdc No.250325

>>250318

you

*flexes*

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0cebdc No.250326

File: 285e5b1bc7ccf63⋯.png (244.33 KB,409x512,409:512,ClipboardImage.png)

https://cytu.be/r/newbrit

Watching Yojimbo (1962) now

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50fc34 No.250327

>>250325

Keep it on the bongobongoland lad, /brit/ will see.

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58a35c No.250328

File: 7c427b36263e695⋯.webm (221.04 KB,960x480,2:1,cytube.webm)

>>250326

get in here lads

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576102 No.250329

Off out lads

BE safe and have fun

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e53930 No.250330

>>250329

have a MORAL friday night lad

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e53930 No.250331

>>250328

ah lad that's nostalgic

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58a35c No.250332

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50fc34 No.250333

>>250328

>that webm

Holy shit, talk about inducing nostalgia.

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50fc34 No.250334

File: e938914de82c2fc⋯.png (84.91 KB,417x373,417:373,reeeee.png)

Ah shit I wasted a get

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e53930 No.250335

>>250334

nostalgic get

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58a35c No.250336

File: 52b4f6bee74d355⋯.jpg (28.92 KB,400x326,200:163,Thumbs up 3.jpg)

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77385f No.250337

I can't seem to be able to post my thread. It's stuck on 100% :-(

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58a35c No.250338

>>250337

Is it doing it multiple times?

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77385f No.250339

>>250338

Doing what multiple times?

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a945c5 No.250340

>>250307

tbf

the good old days nanana

>>250308

watching hebrew hammer with the lads you?

>>250309

roasted spaghetti i like it

>>250337

*makes a new thread*

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58a35c No.250341

>>250339

Have you tried posting it a few times and it's doing 100% every time?

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77385f No.250342

>>250340

Please don't.

>>250341

Yes.

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9f7fdc No.250343

File: c7b32cc7ade03ea⋯.jpg (2.03 MB,4032x3024,4:3,15194250882401509060244.jpg)

kot

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77385f No.250345

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77385f No.250346

the webm was the issue

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91577b No.250369

Holy shit lads I'm steaming

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