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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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9b2297 No.248366 [View All]

UK government will not block restoration of traditional marriage in Bermuda

>the British government will not block a new law abolishing same-sex civil marriage in Bermuda, Prime Minister Theresa May has said

>Bermuda’s minister of home affairs, Walton Brown, stated that many Bermudans are against same-sex marriage. He said: “The act is intended to strike a fair balance between two currently irreconcilable groups in Bermuda, by restating that marriage must be between a male and a female”

>according to a YouGov poll released on 9th February, only 29% of people in Britain thought the UK should intervene so that Bermuda maintains same-sex marriage, while 39% thought Bermuda should be allowed to abolish it

http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/news/2018/02/16/uk-government-will-not-block-restoration-of-traditional-marriage-in-bermuda/

Bermuda open for business

>traditional barriers in Bermuda are to come down as the island opens some doors in a bid to boost the economy with foreign investment

>David Burt, the Premier and Minister of Finance, announced an end to the 60:40 rule to guarantee Bermudian majority ownership of island businesses. Now only 40% Bermudian ownership will be required

>Mr Burt also signalled that global legal firms could get an easier path to an office in Bermuda, while the Government will examine ways to expand “the types of banks that can operate in Bermuda”

http://www.royalgazette.com/politics/article/20180216/bermuda-open-for-business&template=mobileart

Disappearances in the Bermuda Triangle linked to technology failures

>from what we know, 75 planes and hundreds of ships were claimed by the area, with possibly many more that didn’t make it into the records

>the majority of the stories about strange sinkings in the Bermuda Triangle come from earlier in the 20th century or even before, as Christopher Columbus supposedly saw a fireball and observed weird compass readings when passing through the area

>there are areas like perhaps the New Bermuda Triangle, where no amount of amazing tech seems to be keeping the ships from bumping into each other and experiencing most of the shipping accidents and sinkings in the world

http://bigthink.com/paul-ratner/has-modern-navigation-technology-beaten-the-bermuda-triangle

Archbishop of Canterbury: Anglican Communion is in a better place than five years ago

>speaking of the improvements in the Communion, Archbishop Justin said: “We’ve had two good Primates’ Meetings. They were jolly difficult at times, but they were good."

>in response to questions about disagreements over human sexuality and the Church, Welby spoke of the “huge programme” about the C of E House of Bishop’s new episcopal teaching document, which will as it’s called in rather an ungainly fashion

>"…the issue of how the Church, after 2000 years, deals with understandings of human sexuality is about as big and complicated an issue as you’re ever going to get. And it’s not one you make a snappy decision on."

http://www.anglicannews.org/news/2018/02/archbishop-of-canterbury-the-anglican-communion-is-in-a-better-place-than-it-was-five-years-ago.aspx

Archbishop of Canterbury reexamines the state of the nation in new book

>the UK is at a political and moral tipping-point, the Archbishop of Canterbury argues in a new book, to be published next month

>his book, Reimagining Britain: Foundations of hope will be published by Bloomsbury on 8 March. Archbishop Welby said last week that he had written to contribute to the debate on the future of the country, particularly after Brexit

>in an interview with the Church Times, the Archbishop said: “I think we’re at one of those moments which happens probably every three or four generations, when we have the opportunity and the necessity to reimagine what our society should look like in this country.”

https://www.churchtimes.co.uk/articles/2018/16-february/news/uk/archbishop-of-canterbury-reexamines-the-state-of-the-nation-in-new-book

you're welcome

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4d97a1 No.248999

>>248997

>tfw unwillingly getting that haircut from balding

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8423d9 No.249000

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*converts the thread*

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9b2297 No.249001

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>>248992

That would defeat the purpose of the boxes being there to save the architect though? I want to see the designer of the Spire jump from the top, then his wish will never be granted.

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8423d9 No.249002

>>249001

Let them think they have soft carboard to land in so the worst architects get culled early in the project

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8423d9 No.249003

>ywn push a smug architect out of his badly designed window opening

No point living if I'm honest

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8423d9 No.249004

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Good haul this thread

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fd7560 No.249005

>>248968

>population

How do you propose that we stay economically competitive if we /reduce/ our population tho lad?

I always accept robots

>local materials

bricks?

>>248970

Good lad. Bad buildings drain people of their positive energies

>>248972

>pop density

Exactly why this? I assume it ties in with high risers.

>HIgh Risers

There really is nothing intrinsically wrong with high rise buildings. The only issue is that the architects designing them adhere to modern aesthetic trends.

>copypasting

so true smh, I fucking hate seeing the same brick house over and over again. I feel like it'd be a none issue if only the government wasn't constantly hiring building firms to build 500'000+ new houses annually tho

>>248973

>positive christianity

LAD NO

In this atheistic age it'd be a good opportunity to provide normies with a new religion

perhaps one that makes sense to them on a more natural level

>>248978

Smh lad I wouldn't survive a drop off of the notre dame

>crusades

I fancy my chances against all the denizens of the local church tbh

>>248979

>restore teaching of aesthetics

True tbh. I feel like the modernist approach to art is one of the largest failings of our current culture. If we stopped trying to shock people and went back to trying to portray beauty we'd be fine

>tech

Idk lad. I feel more so that cultural marxism has simply had the fortune of winning the culture war while we're in a period of rapid technological progress. Traditional institutions like the family and spirituality aren't at odds with tech so much as the cultural arbiters have been using tech against it.

I don't necessarily disagree that abundance has given way to a less capable human being than the one that was selected during the ice age, but I think that's our fault as a society in many ways as well. Just because nature isn't policing genetics doesn't mean that society can't

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531c43 No.249006

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fd7560 No.249007

>>249004

>162

Smh

Wtf have you been posting to achieve that ratio smh smh smh

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fd7560 No.249008

>no leftovers from din dins

ahhhhhhh I wanna eat more beef and cabbage thoooooooooooooo

I suppose it'll be crackers and cheese again this night lads

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8423d9 No.249009

>>249005

High rise buildings are way too population dense

Has a negative effect on quality of life

Surely you see that?

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fd7560 No.249010

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh lads

I think he's going old videos and redoing them tbh. couldve sworn ive already seen a video of his on equilibriums

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8423d9 No.249011

>>249007

Had 280 in /Brit/ during the pagang debate tbf iirc

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2c5b1f No.249012

>>249005

>In this atheistic age it'd be a good opportunity to provide normies with a new religion

perhaps one that makes sense to them on a more natural level

I guess, but at this point I'd rather they believed in anything other than this. I just don't want normies ruining it tbh

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8423d9 No.249013

>>249008

Crackers and marmite

Or crackers and salted butter

NO cheese EVER

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78c9d7 No.249014

File: e95079ff73df977⋯.jpg (47.79 KB,600x747,200:249,sweaty bertholdt.jpg)

>youtube recommends a video

>it's about undiagnosed adult autists

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fd7560 No.249015

>>249009

In what ways lad, I've been to cities like 3 times in me life and never stayed in one. Are we just talking about room sizes or crowds or?

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8423d9 No.249016

>>249012

I agree

Christianity would be easier to implement again

>>249014

Kernow btfo by yidtube

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2c5b1f No.249017

>>249013

>NO cheese EVER

You are wrong

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8423d9 No.249018

>>249015

No lad mental and spiritual and physical health

Being away from green open space near too many strangers is unnatural

Are you pulling my leg or are you serious that you don't already think this

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2c5b1f No.249019

>>249016

It would need to be heavily reformed though tbh

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78c9d7 No.249020

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>drinks bedtime cup of coffee

>>249016

Joke's on alphabet inc tbh, I'm already diagnosed,

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8423d9 No.249021

>>249017

I don't like cheese except wotsits, quavers and those little cheese biscuits shaped like fish

And minicheddars and cheese straws

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f5f032 No.249022

>>249020

i thought it was just tea what are you doing

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8423d9 No.249023

>>249019

True

But in a world where we could influence religious uptake then we would surely be in control of the church itself

>>249020

Haha stupid yidtube…

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8423d9 No.249024

>>249020

>coffee

You've lost it lad

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4d97a1 No.249025

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78c9d7 No.249026

>>249021

>being anti-cheese

That. Is. A. Disgrace.

>>249022

Was in the mood for coffee today. It'll probably be fine.

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531c43 No.249027

>>249026

>That. Is. A. Disgrace.

Next month I'll be in beijing opening a pork market

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8423d9 No.249028

>>249026

I'm not anti cheese I just don't like it

Like the French

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f715d6 No.249029

>>249021

>don't like cheese except plastic

i see

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2c5b1f No.249030

>>249023

Maybe, but the idea of normies flocking back to Christianity as it is currently doesn't seem right

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8423d9 No.249031

>>249029

I don't like any food so why would cheese be any different

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8423d9 No.249032

>>249030

Fair

Hopefully project bluebeam happens

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f715d6 No.249033

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78c9d7 No.249034

>>249028

You're not anti-French?

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8423d9 No.249035

>>249034

No I just don't like them

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8423d9 No.249036

The pro-cheese lobby has grown too strong on this board

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2c5b1f No.249037

>>249032

>project bluebeam happens

Remind me what this is again?

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8423d9 No.249038

>>249037

Fake gods/aliens to fool the masses for some Jewish reason

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78c9d7 No.249039

>The second part of Step Two happens when the holograms result in the dissolution of social and religious order, "setting loose millions of programmed religious fanatics through demonic possession on a scale never witnessed before." The United Nations plans to use Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" as the anthem for the introduction of the new age one world religion.

>Ode to Joy

wew lads

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fd7560 No.249040

>>249012

They do have a tendency to ruin things

But if it could be done it'd much more preferable for longevity's sake to convert them to pagangism

>>249018

Just making sure we were on the same page tbh

I feel like these are more issues with city planning more than anything else though tbf.

I understand that cities aren't ideal and will soon be outdated in the information age but they still have benefits. For instance it means that a rising population doesn't need to expand into the countryside as quickly

>>249036

the anti-cheese lobby has only ever consisted of you lad

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ee0e03 No.249041

>>249040

i hate cheese it makes me throw up

>tfw cant have ploughmans luncheon

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8423d9 No.249042

>>249039

Scary huh

>>249040

Its not a city planning problem, cities in modern parlance are inherently wrong

Too many people in a small space makes a city

>anti cheese

Reeee I'm not

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8423d9 No.249043

>>249040

>rising population

>your automation nonsense earlier

>not minding cities

Lad I'm worried about you

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78c9d7 No.249044

>>249040

>cities aren't ideal and will soon be outdated in the information age

If anything it seems that the more time goes by, and the more technology makes cities unnecessary, the more people converge into cramped cities anyway. I don't know what's going on.

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2c5b1f No.249045

>>249040

> more preferable for longevity's sake to convert them to pagangism

It would have to be very gradual tbh, I'd only want genuine people doing it rather than masses joining and treating it as some fad

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8423d9 No.249046

>>249044

Proximity to high paying work

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9b2297 No.249048

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fd7560 No.249049

>>249041

>being so lactose-intolerant that you can't eat cheese

literally none-white

>can't pkughmans

ahh lad thats a vile curse that's been placed on you

>>249042

Steps could be taken to reduce the severity of the issues is all I'm saying. They still have their uses, they're not outdated yet.

>>249043

Lad we may choose to stay powerful on our own terms or have them dictated to us when we're weak. Britain must keep it's eyes on the horizon as it always has.

>>249044

They're not outdated yet and will still be the thing even when they are. Populations take ages to realise these sorts of things

>>249045

Aye. The last thing any pagan movement needs is for it to be joined by a bunch of hedonistic wicca-wannabes

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