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File: 8339b58d5f9c089⋯.png (253.18 KB,504x504,1:1,sk1426890960310.png)

 No.418217 [Last50 Posts]

GREASED LIGHTNIN' edition

https://youtu.be/H-kL8A4RNQ8?t=17

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 No.418219

File: f0729daed1d4104⋯.webm (6.38 MB,480x360,4:3,Warren Zevon/Wanted Dead ….webm)

>>418217

Grease this!

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 No.418220

File: 3ab2d546b1ee6d3⋯.gif (350.06 KB,500x281,500:281,sk1426890959745.gif)

>alcohol making me remember other times I was drunk

>including the first time I danced with anyone without it being a formal dance

>the feedback I got from him afterwards was "at least you had the courage to actually move"

I want to die whenever I think about it.

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 No.418221

>>418220

Wawawa.

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 No.418222

File: e80741bd42a0a20⋯.png (259.89 KB,400x530,40:53,sk1426890959912.png)

>>418221

Well, dancing isn't easy! At least not the first time! When I only said "yes" to get him off my case since he kept on asking me, and I didn't manage to sneak out of the situation.

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 No.418223

>>418222

I know ;-;

I see I see. That's just adding insult to injury then, first he bothers you into doing, then talks shit!

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 No.418224

File: 65ea326a470cac6⋯.png (442.12 KB,394x678,197:339,Screen Shot 2017-12-17 at ….png)

>>418223

It has to be said that I am extremely bad at saying "no" due to my anxiety. So it's possible that he didn't understand that I was trying to say "no" rather than "not right now"!

And anyway, I wasn't into him since he was 2skinny. I mean, look at these legs, smh.

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 No.418225

>>418224

Aha X3

Pretty nice legs O:

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 No.418226

File: 73919dcd3eaba64⋯.jpg (40.91 KB,213x213,1:1,sk1426890960036.jpg)

>>418225

>Pretty nice legs

I am trying very hard to not judge your sexual preferences!

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 No.418227

>>418226

Pffft, I don't care, judge if you must! I just like smol guys.

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 No.418228

File: d7bfa6d4a04ca4d⋯.png (144.48 KB,333x393,111:131,sk1426890959612.png)

>>418227

He's not even small, he's about as tall as me! He's just super skinny and doesn't have any muscles at all! It's the body type I dislike the most, tbh, I like both muscly and chubby guys better.

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 No.418229

>>418228

Okay, *skinny then! Or lean anyway.

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 No.418230

File: d082ef7dcc0aaba⋯.png (251.65 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959804.png)

>>418229

This is almost as bad as when I found out that one of my friends was a libertarian. I hope the Lord saves you from your pleb tastes!

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 No.418231

>>418230

Bah, I could direct the same at you!

I'm lurking (actually, posting) in a thread full of chubby butts, if it's any consolation.

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 No.418232

>>418231

Liking normal guys rather than femmy twinks is anti-pleb!

I guessss.

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 No.418233

>>418232

Well there's something to what you say, I guess. I don't mind being a pleb though!

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 No.418234

File: b94147e391dbb7d⋯.png (1.04 MB,960x1280,3:4,dick lord.png)

>>418233

smdh! You're barely even actually a fag if you don't want to stroke sweaty chest hair, desu.

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 No.418235

>>418234

I know that, no need to rub it in! ;~;

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 No.418236

File: c73e65703c7772b⋯.png (745 KB,991x1075,991:1075,Screenshot_43.png)

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 No.418237

>>418236

Help me, little brother, Skandi is bullying me!

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 No.418238

File: df97240995f6711⋯.png (104.57 KB,248x248,1:1,sk1426890959482.png)

>>418235

Now I can't even tell if you're prison gay or a proper fag!!

>>418236

What?

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 No.418239

File: 538cf949bc5091f⋯.png (836.97 KB,934x1023,934:1023,Screenshot_39.png)

>>418237

Im not your brother! Can't control a drunk Skandi over the internet

>>418238

What?

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 No.418240

File: 7936428fdb5c1e2⋯.jpg (156.98 KB,840x840,1:1,sk1426890960047.jpg)

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 No.418241

>>418238

Probably the former ;-;

>>418239

Of course you are! Otherwise we couldn't practice the wincest you want so badly.

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 No.418242

File: aa7ce4c73884afa⋯.gif (972.88 KB,400x300,4:3,1445728433689.gif)

>>418240

Lul

>>418241

Gonna chop your benis off

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 No.418243

>>418242

Wow. I didn't realize you were so rude.

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 No.418244

I mean, forget rude, that's just flat out nasty.

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 No.418245

File: 71b8b9f21667e93⋯.png (181.1 KB,480x540,8:9,sk1426890959776.png)

>>418241

Wait, really? That's pretty sad, if so. Though my definition of "prison gay" includes that everyone who's been in love with someone of the same sex is off the hook.

>>418242

"lul" is just the sound you make when you get incredibly turned on by the thought of sucking my dick, desu.

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 No.418246

File: fe42d44c0985760⋯.gif (2.7 MB,1280x720,16:9,tumblr_inline_ozj8i4Mwtj1t….gif)

>>418243

>>418244

Just a maymamy my dude

>>418245

Im sure your smol thing is nice and cute but im on a no dick diet for a very long time

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 No.418247

>>418245

>Wait, really? That's pretty sad, if so.

Well I don't know. I just question my sexuality a good deal, wondering if I would ever develop any interest in men if I weren't a permavirgin with women.

>Though my definition of "prison gay" includes that everyone who's been in love with someone of the same sex is off the hook.

As in, if a man falls in love with another man, he is not prison gay?

>>418246

Good, dude -.-

>im on a no dick diet for a very long time

Come on Bit, you're not fooling anyone!

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 No.418248

File: 0a9fb6388d187cb⋯.jpg (48 KB,368x368,1:1,sk1426890959846.jpg)

>>418246

My dick is not small!!! It's hella big, but it just happens to be normally long and crazy thick! If I could move some stat points from girth to length I would.

>>418247

Yeah, what I'm saying is that if someone experiences a gay crush, they're not really prison gay! They might be mostly straight or whatever, but as long as some romantic love is directed at a guy it's aight.

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 No.418249

File: 02416f7dd776bb7⋯.webm (4.36 MB,320x240,4:3,Black Mountain - Stormy H….webm)

>>418248

Then I am alright for s- wait, does this include online stuff, in your book?

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 No.418250

File: 4356fd02009e068⋯.gif (970.52 KB,450x253,450:253,giphy (8).gif)

>>418247

Its true! About to go back to just fappin to muh hentai tbh

>>418248

I'll believe it when I see it

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 No.418251

File: c128fca8572fc37⋯.png (317.88 KB,640x640,1:1,sk1426890959762.png)

>>418249

Suuure? As long as you've seen the guy enough, I guess.

>>418250

Well, you probably won't ever see it! Master isn't really into making me post stuff any more, as you'll have noticed.

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 No.418252

>>418250

Why? ;~;

>>418251

Oh. I haven't.

Have you only fallen in love / developed a crush on master after you saw him?

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 No.418253

>>418252

Nope! I fell in love with master way before I had any idea what he looked like. But what I mean is that someone who's "not really" gay could just ignore the fact that it was a guy they were falling in love with unless they actually saw him.

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 No.418254

File: 492425f460fef78⋯.gif (96.25 KB,540x403,540:403,tumblr_ollu8e4K3W1uzud45o2….gif)

>>418251

No duh! That why I said that you dweeb

>>418252

Boys are dum

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 No.418255

File: 399caffb5ed2cf1⋯.webm (1.58 MB,320x240,4:3,Cowboy Bebop OST 3 Blue -….webm)

>>418253

Hmm, maybe. Does this depend on being sexual with the person?

Suppose I had romantic feelings for him. If I saw him and those feelings disappeared, then I could see how you'd say "You're not a real fag, give me your badge and dildo, Rumour!"

But what if the feels remained (just without sexual attraction)?

>>418254

Nu-uh! You need boyzo rovu!

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 No.418256

File: 0b0caa5b89b6709⋯.png (205.94 KB,420x406,30:29,sk1426890959752.png)

>>418254

We'll have to frot or something when we meet then, to really get an idea of the sizes!

>>418255

That's tricky though, because love without sexual/romantic feelings is essentially "just" a very good friendship! I'd absolutely say that sexual/romantic attraction is necessary to be called gay.

Anyway though, I'm heading to bed! 3am, jfc. Goodnight!

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 No.418257

>>418256

Romantic yeah, but there's a somewhat blurry line between that and sexual :thinking: Kissing, hugging, cuddling and groping, say.

Good night you Norwegian person you.

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 No.418258

File: 096f327a3b7fd1c⋯.jpg (300.05 KB,1280x1280,1:1,tumblr_p0xv7quR1D1sgzgnoo2….jpg)

>>418255

I need some self rovu!

>>418256

Lmao, sleep well

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 No.418259

File: 41df5c9a2625a17⋯.webm (3.64 MB,480x360,4:3,Blues Brothers - Sink The….webm)

>>418258

That much is fine, but boyzo rovu for when it's with a person (namely me)!

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 No.418260

File: f177ca288ca5dad⋯.webm (2.96 MB,640x360,16:9,west.webm)

>>418259

Too far away and ld stuff probably isnt for me after what ive been through lol

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 No.418261

>>418260

>ld stuff

Lewd ,or?

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 No.418262

File: 453ad79581857ca⋯.webm (2.8 MB,640x480,4:3,1474414918540.webm)

>>418261

Nothing nothing dweeb

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 No.418263

File: 0ef137cf12a1e29⋯.webm (2.89 MB,720x480,3:2,1477985262849.webm)

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 No.418264

>>418262

Woah, wait did you mean long distance stuff? Don't be a dumb, I have no romantic feelings towards you. My heart belongs to another (even more ungrateful than you, sadly).

You'd best believe it will be a night full of winning when it happens.

My bed needs me now. Good night, Bitstein.

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 No.418265

File: 5bb4219e6496ba9⋯.jpg (371.65 KB,1436x1418,718:709,1513423609573.jpg)

>>418264

Yea I remember you talking about it a while ago. Sleep well and its Saturday should stay up

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 No.418266

File: d1d5afc848b07ea⋯.jpg (31.32 KB,324x341,324:341,13423574_1103408046383592_….jpg)

>>418265

Then why talk about long distance stuff?

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 No.418267

File: 9ffb5968828e528⋯.mp4 (7.1 MB,426x240,71:40,birb 01.mp4)

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 No.418268

File: 79e678c0a8283dd⋯.jpg (223.87 KB,850x850,1:1,1509804916198.jpg)

>>418266

Because you're always joking about stuff ya dumbo. Now don't make me come over there and throw this orange at you

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 No.418269

>>418268

Well for what my word is worth, I'm just jerking around, don't take me that seriously.

There is no orange in the picture that one could accurately identify as "this" (or "that") orange.

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 No.418270

File: 2ae04ebe4de186e⋯.png (1.73 MB,850x1208,425:604,1493724907285.png)

>>418269

Woah the text is like super small, gotta fix that too ;-; Ill just remove this css for now. Obviously you'll be one big dummy to even think of me that way plus we only talk here so ofc nothing can come from it. When are you not? :^) I got one in my hand trust me..well I ate it but ill throw this other one at you

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 No.418271

File: 4bc4d79df895b14⋯.gif (1018.41 KB,500x281,500:281,sky grab 69cfb86c37e6baa6b….gif)

>>418270

>Obviously you'll be one big dummy to even think of me that way

Come now, don't you denigrate your own sexual magnetism!

Well wait with it for tomorrow, I am going to bed and I don't want you to make my bed messy (at least not with an orange).

Good night, Bitmonster.

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 No.418272

File: a888aa06b32e963⋯.png (156.51 KB,500x500,1:1,Mot trying to invite himse….png)

>>418271

Two oranges?! Sleep well, now I know I slept too long when you're just going to bed.

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 No.418273

I've had a almost fugue state weekend from all the drinking done since friday.

Like woke up drunk this morning. Normally I'd be okay with it, but sometime during my drunkenness I had anal.

And my butt still hurts. qq

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 No.418274

>>418273

Oh dear. Don't drink so much you dummy!

(who with?)

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 No.418275

File: 1b4f85655904d58⋯.webm (1.17 MB,176x144,11:9,Kabát - Dole v dole.webm)

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 No.418276

File: 426a4a5158e3f36⋯.jpg (430.34 KB,730x1015,146:203,IMG_20171218_171244.jpg)

Ded like me

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 No.418277

>>418276

Aye. Good night Bitperson.

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 No.418278

File: 01681f6eeb4f9ee⋯.webm (70.36 KB,640x360,16:9,Dragoon - back.webm)

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 No.418279

File: 91947a1de18f26c⋯.png (357.67 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959658.png)

>Cebruz is 20 years old now

WHAT THE FUCK

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 No.418280

>>418274

It was apparently both of them.

Such a rainy day, but decent week so far.

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 No.418281

>>418280

Brutal.

And good night, Katspins, and good night Skandi, and good night any lurkers (although screw you for not posting too).

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 No.418282

>>418281

Gnight rumor o/

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 No.418283

File: ea24d3558778056⋯.png (37.1 KB,606x402,101:67,misakiopen.png)

>>418279

Soon enough one of you guys will be thirty. Some of the older gay board people are in their late 20s now, right?

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 No.418284

File: 15cd815f5070140⋯.gif (425.01 KB,312x396,26:33,sk1426890959439.gif)

>>418283

Even I'm turning 26 in January. My dusty bones creaking as I type this, an ancient creature. But Cebruz is supposed to be a kid, it's super weird that he's basically grown up!

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 No.418285

File: f5643347983913c⋯.png (46.47 KB,188x348,47:87,misakinoface.png)

>>418284

Time just keeps on passing, I suppose. Makes me wonder if there's a new generation of gay anime posters cropping up, or if people younger than me are moving to a different medium.

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 No.418286

File: ff647c2ccbdb4a6⋯.png (289.26 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959709.png)

>>418285

I'm sure gay image board posters are a dying breed. Unless 4chan's recentish popularity spike keeps on going, I guess!

Also, excellent news! Long story short, I neglected my old student loans because of alcoholism and anxiety, and today I got a letter from the state saying that they totes get it and it's cool! So they've deleted the interests and the fines for not paying, and I can get student loans again! Which is good, since the last couple of months I lost like 10 kilos just from poverty, despite dumpster diving.

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 No.418287

File: 211a1711edd9e75⋯.jpg (310.18 KB,1200x1728,25:36,Gaisokyu_059.jpg)

>>418286

Does 4chan breed gay anime posters anymore? Feels more politicized now than anything else.

Oh? That's good. My grandfather is apparently filthy rich, so I probably won't have to deal with poverty/student debt for my school years. Unless I fuck up. Hope your monetary situation gets better.

Have you been feeling better mentally? If it helps with the whole sympathy thing, I've been pretty depressed as of recent. My brain hurts and I feel like I'm somewhat numb and I keep isolating myself but that's normal by this point.

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 No.418288

File: 23a466512d0bf35⋯.png (131.06 KB,346x346,1:1,sk1426890959525.png)

>>418287

I'll breed a gay anime poster, if you know what I mean. But sure, I bet it still does! There are constant gay /r9k/ threads, at least, even though they're occasionally met by people shouting about cultural Marxism.

Aah, how convenient! I'm sure my family could have helped me too, but I didn't really want to tell them about everything. And now I don't have to!

I'm still feeling p shit, but at least I've improved since like two years ago. I'll be starting therapy in January. Have you given that a go? I seem to remember that you've tried it but it didn't help, but I might have you confused with someone.

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 No.418289

File: 85ec2c58724faab⋯.png (373.13 KB,432x512,27:32,misakismiling1.png)

>>418288

Lewd. I haven't gone on /r9k/ in awhile. The mentality of it is probably not very good for my brain or whatever.

It is pretty convenient, considering I never see the guy. He's like the whole "benevolent unknown benefactor" cliche that's played up in various works.

Therapy where I live costs a bunch. Some of my most jarring memories are seeing the mental hospital bill lying out when I was a young one, so I'd rather keep doing this messy business of attempting to make myself sane.

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 No.418290

File: f536b4103274203⋯.png (165.15 KB,626x626,1:1,sk1426890959761.png)

>>418289

Ah no, it's not good for anyone's mentality I don't think. But now that I'm in a relationship and all I'm immune to a lot of it!

That stereotype here is "the rich uncle in America", just for the record.

Right right, not even Canada has decent prices on mental health, huh? Good luck, hopefully you're on an upward trajectory. An appointment here costs ~$40, and I count myself as extremely lucky!

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 No.418291

File: 4975d64837b4769⋯.png (193.12 KB,701x544,701:544,misakismiling.png)

>>418290

That's good. As for me, I went through a pretty lengthy "women are bad because they don't like me" phase when I was a young, impressionable one. The place in general leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Mm. Well, considering I actually live in America because my browser uses an odd VPN thing, I suppose that stereotype is a little more applicable.

Well, the way I look at it, so long as I can go outside and get a decently well paying job I'm mentally fit enough. I hope things go better for you as well, subby bearded viking.

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 No.418292

>>418283

>Soon enough one of you guys will be thirty.

Har har har, too late, boy!

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 No.418293

>>418292

Old man. I suppose I'm still relatively young in comparison to you folks.

Anything different in comparison to your 20s?

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 No.418294

>>418292

Old rumor is old

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 No.418295

File: b38a640ff6d4278⋯.png (220.16 KB,540x1600,27:80,Smoking regret girl.png)

>>418220

flashbacks to first Friday after 18th birthday

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 No.418296

File: a87d172bf001c85⋯.jpg (78.47 KB,235x235,1:1,sk1426890959884.jpg)

>>418295

>replying to an almost week-old post and making me think about it again

REEEEEEE

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 No.418297

>>418295

also, tell me about it, fagtron

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 No.418298

>>418293

Not really. More homolust. A bit more experience, but not that much. Some regrets.

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 No.418299

File: 7b000a821a4f900⋯.jpg (3.31 MB,2336x3878,1168:1939,IMG_20171221_094525.jpg)

Stumbled over this book at work today. … Huh.

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 No.418300

>>418299

What's the subtitle say?

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 No.418301

File: d05baaf8e8cbdb0⋯.jpg (58.33 KB,341x614,341:614,Karen80.jpg)

>>418300

"Cool children who also exist", which doesn't really help much! I didn't actually open it or anything, to preserve the mystery.

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 No.418302

>>418301

Ahh, I see X3

>cool

In Czech, we use the word for "warm" to refer to gay people (well, mostly men), kek.

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 No.418303

File: 2befe790927dba2⋯.jpg (71.91 KB,761x1037,761:1037,Karen469.jpg)

>>418302

The most common euphemism here is "slanted"! Or "chimney sweeper", which is lewd.

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 No.418304

>>418303

Ah! We have warm, then a word for someone who is bossy (which is pretty rude), and then beechnut, which also a gay slur.

Chimney sweeper sounds cool though!

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 No.418305

File: f3c4a6e27614165⋯.jpg (23.99 KB,334x574,167:287,Karen355.jpg)

>>418304

Wait, where does "beechnut" come from?

I guess, but not when you think about the literal act behind the name! That makes it sound gross.

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 No.418306

>>418305

I have no clue, but see for yourself!

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bukvice

But waw, look at this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagus_sylvatica

>fagus

I am almost sure this is coincidental, since the english word fag isn't idiomatic in Czech at all, we haven't loaned it or anything.

Well yeah I know, it's bringing forth the assumed dirtiness of the act! It still sounds less nasty than the English fudge packer.

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 No.418307

File: 4ffb073681253e7⋯.jpg (16.03 KB,347x330,347:330,Karen759.jpg)

>>418306

Well, you know, fags love to nut on the beach.

"Fudge packer" is unacceptably awful! It almost makes me prefer the Norwegian "ham rider".

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 No.418308

File: 94c3043e5e4d13d⋯.webm (105.24 KB,640x360,16:9,maggots.webm)

>>418307

They do indeed! Good thing I'm not one of them.

>"Fudge packer" is unacceptably awful!

I know right?!

Hehe, I see, that one doesn't sound filthy at all. Probably without much respect but ehh.

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 No.418309

File: ec3a1196e8c7e00⋯.jpg (60.02 KB,1003x778,1003:778,Karen672.jpg)

>>418308

>implying you don't want to nut on the beach

Norwegian also has this wonderful word for fags where "male friend" ("kompis") and "butt" ("rumpe") gets fused into "rompis", but sadly that doesn't work in translation!

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 No.418310

File: 75a316ba0bfbc40⋯.jpg (872.59 KB,1920x1200,8:5,75a316ba0bfbc404c3d14e6ba4….jpg)

>>418309

Well I never!

Hehe, nais though ^.^

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 No.418311

File: 62e4b0071c1dec2⋯.jpg (55.05 KB,671x837,671:837,Karen378.jpg)

>>418310

Not yet!

Absolutely! Though it implies "fuck buddy" more than it implies "boyfriend".

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 No.418312

File: 9ea545e17d283a4⋯.jpg (173.99 KB,620x877,620:877,9ea545e17d283a48dca8cdb66d….jpg)

>>418311

Yeah ;~;

Aha, I figured, and that's perfectly fine too imo.

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 No.418313

File: 995023410daa3fb⋯.jpg (69.28 KB,805x1030,161:206,Karen559.jpg)

>>418312

Are you not even going to comment on the fact that I'm using stolen reaction images as a dumb joke?

Is not! Fuck buddies are degenerate, boyfriends are pu.re.

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 No.418314

>>418313

Is it a dumb joke? I didn't know what it was. A friend / acquaintance of mine has Karen for a waifu so he spams her all the time, so it's been a strange experience for me!

Pffft, fuck buddies are neat too!

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 No.418315

File: bcb5583443f12d5⋯.jpg (64.48 KB,750x908,375:454,Karen478.jpg)

>>418314

O-of course, because I'm a Konata-poster.

Eeeh, sure, but not for me. I've tried to have fuck buddies, but I just get attached.

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 No.418316

File: b388c23fbc359f4⋯.jpg (307.2 KB,1032x942,172:157,open your mouth 1471046326….jpg)

>>418315

Hmmm, okays then!

Hmm, guess you need to find ones you know for sure you just won't click with!

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 No.418317

File: b26e34609a0675b⋯.jpg (81.48 KB,1492x1078,746:539,Little Karen18.jpg)

>>418316

It's not my fault!! It's just that the after-sex cuddling rewires my brain so that I like the person! The only exception is my one one-night-stand.

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 No.418318

File: 72d3094e752cd2e⋯.jpg (241.13 KB,818x575,818:575,candy ass 1325127919571.jpg)

>>418317

Dum dum! I think I can imagine though.

Is that right? Not sure you wanna tell.

I need to go have a quick shower now, see you in 20!

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 No.418319

File: 61802c83de0922e⋯.jpg (103.98 KB,444x444,1:1,sk1426890960065.jpg)

>>418318

Eh, my only one-night-stand was a moron. The first "date" we were on after having drunk sex was horrible, he even explicitly said he was "too mature to be bi".

Anyway, sleep time! Have fun showering.

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 No.418320

>>418319

O-oh, wow, sounds like a dick X3

Good bye Skandiboy. Have a good one.

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 No.418321

I like how the conversations started on here vary from just lewd to the weather it seems.

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 No.418322

File: 6a3a26936847cba⋯.png (228.27 KB,366x341,366:341,misakiblush.png)

>>418321

Well, I mean, everyone likes the weather, and the board is called /lewd/.

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 No.418323

>>418322

You got what I meant tho.

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 No.418324

File: 93333e9b0f59ad0⋯.jpg (36.74 KB,419x424,419:424,how beautiful I no see Czd….jpg)

>>418322

Well, not everyone likes the weather!

What about an apple pie?

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 No.418325

I have a older cousin who helps run her dad's farm, cows and horses etc, she's been working mostly with the horses getting the studs ready and stuff.

I snuck over to visit and my uncle said she's over in the horse barn, I walk there and the doors locked, so walk around to open end. Found out its locked cause my cousin instead of using the sheath thing that's made for stud horses was just under him stroking away.. z.z

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 No.418326

File: f668f032891b4a6⋯.jpg (90.91 KB,336x442,168:221,comical 1461675180878.jpg)

>>418325

Wawawa, interesting. Must have been quite the conversation.

Hello.

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 No.418327

>>418326

Hi, and it was, she never noticed me til after the horse finished lol..

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 No.418328

>>418327

Woah, she made him finish too?

What'd she say when she did?

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 No.418329

>>418328

She was embarrassed as you'd expect, but told me after that it'd been something she does for fun. That and she's supposed to put them in the fake horse so they get to "release" that way anyways.

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 No.418330

>>418329

(wah, fell asleep x_x )

Hmmm, I see I see. Well, who could blame her, horses are so hot they made dildo's after their cocks.

Tim to walk the dog, be back soon.

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 No.418331

>>418330

Doggy!!.

And yea, she asked me if I wanted to try it, doubt I do lol. Was funny to see her covered in horse goo though.

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 No.418332

File: 1ecab2cea411438⋯.jpg (32.03 KB,390x430,39:43,you're pregnant DLaN1wtWkA….jpg)

>>418331

Kitty!

W-wow, covered in horse goo? I can only imagine. I hope your cousin's hot.

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 No.418333

>>418332

She's not bad looking, and yea, she was telling me that it's actually good for the skin as well, doesn't explain why she swallowed some but meh.

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 No.418334

File: 2f2a145da230ab6⋯.jpg (35.13 KB,356x495,356:495,lollipop CyiRYNsWQAE3FG3.jpg)

>>418333

God damn. You have some pervy relatives I tell you. Or at least that one.

So how've you been otherwise?

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 No.418335

>>418334

I've been good, mostly working, got today off though. I've got a friend coming over soon, gonna play some cat and mouse hehe

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 No.418336

File: 26f020801f67e96⋯.jpg (30.32 KB,392x495,392:495,biu biu biu C2xfxv6XcAAjsr….jpg)

>>418335

Ahh, I see. I got home earlier today, about an hour than usual. But then wasted the extra time by falling asleep.

I do not know that game.

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 No.418337

>>418336

Was a joke on the ancient game of "find the genitals and play with them". Timezone differences make it hard to tell lol

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 No.418338

>>418337

I figured. You girls have fun,

Hard to tell what?

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 No.418339

>>418338

If it's early or late there.

It'll be interesting, don't think she's ever played with another girl before ;p

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 No.418340

File: f1ced8674c1a646⋯.png (97.05 KB,355x332,355:332,misakismiling.png)

>>418323

Mostly.

I mean, I guess people need to have something to talk about when they're not lewd.

>>418324

I thought apple pie was a distinctly American thing. What do people eat for desert in Czechland?

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 No.418341

File: a78f22d71497599⋯.png (537.55 KB,900x600,3:2,Pekarstvi-Zak-Chodsky-kola….png)

File: ba9c52e6810cbba⋯.jpg (52.78 KB,500x340,25:17,posvicensky-kolac-pouze-na….jpg)

>>418339

Mmmm, fair enough I suppose.

Ahh. Insert a simile about virginity, flower and honey pots here.

>>418340

Yeah, it is.

Hmmm. I guess koláč would be kinda distinctish for these parts.

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 No.418342

>>418341

She's far from a virgin, I've seen her taking cocks and making them disappear lol

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 No.418343

>>418342

>seen her

I shouldn't be surprised, but somehow I am!

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 No.418344

>>418343

o.o

She's one of those that likes the whole pullout to swallow thing

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 No.418345

>>418344

What? I just didn't assume you guys had sex in the same room or something.

She sounds like a dedicated girl, I am sure you'll have fun.

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 No.418346

>>418345

It wasn't often, but sometimes back when I only liked girls and she was curious, she'd let me watch as long as I'd masturbate.

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 No.418347

>>418346

Hah, she insisted you had to wank off for you to watch?

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 No.418348

>>418347

Yes, which was kinda awkward for me and the guy she rode but /shrug

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 No.418349

>>418348

Heh, yeah looks like the whole act(s) kind of revolved around her. You should get back at her.

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 No.418350

>>418349

We will see, considering in less then a hour she's gonna be eating me :x

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 No.418351

>>418350

Yeah, I figured.

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 No.418352

>>418351

And later today, alex is gonna come by, and I'll be taking care of him haha

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 No.418353

>>418352

My immediate thought was you could easily get back at her by having her stay and fap to you guys fucking, but that probably wouldn't be fair to him.

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 No.418354

>>418353

He wouldn't do it, and I really want her to eat me lol

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 No.418355

>>418354

Yeah, exactly.

>and I really want her to eat me lol

I never implied she wouldn't? She do you first, then Alex comes and she touches herself. But yeah, it would be kind of a dick move to use a guy as a tool of personal vendetta like that! (though lots of guys wouldn't give a damn, I suppose)

Not to mention he is shy. Oh, hey that reminds me, so has he eaten you out yet? Or just did a dicking?

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 No.418356

>>418355

He's gave me a few licks, I wouldn't say eaten though, most the time I just suck him and he leaves after haha

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 No.418357

>>418356

Hmmm. Vaginas are kinda scary to be honest. I wouldn't have any idea how to eat pussy properly if it came down to it either. You come across as bold enough to teach people though, point out dos and don'ts and such.

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 No.418358

>>418357

It's nothing that difficult, and if all else fails latch on to the clit and go to town..

My favorite thing is being forced to orgasm.

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 No.418359

File: 2c053124df449a9⋯.webm (2.85 MB,640x480,4:3,[KH]_Dark_Future_01_(xvid….webm)

>>418358

Making things look easier than they are is a mark of a true professional! Tbh, it still doesn't look easy. I guess that means you have lots to learn yourself :^)

Speaking of that, get both Mike and Alex together already!

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 No.418360

>>418359

They were kinda together during the whole anal thing, except they took turns..

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 No.418361

God, that audio is so out of sync… might as well do soundless versions.

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 No.418362

>>418360

Not what I meant! Woah, I wonder if / which one of them got sloppy seconds.

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 No.418363

>>418362

I don't know who got what, I just know that it hurt when I woke up, there was a bunch of dried cum on my ass and back.

One saving grace is they aren't to big

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 No.418364

>>418363

I guess drunk men are not the best at holding back and being gentle. Still, bullies.

Waw.

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 No.418365

>>418362

She likes being ignored, gonna keep on using my phone while she is doing her work ;p

Going to cousins in a while tho, alex won't be over til late.

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 No.418366

>>418365

Is that right? Odd.

You could have a woman, a man and a horse in a single day if you wanted to. Quite the life you're living.

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 No.418367

>>418366

She's just using me as a test dummy for making girls orgasm lol. Alex is only getting blown. And I told my cousin after her insistence that Id try it, but I'd only hold the end she'd have to stroke it.

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 No.418368

>>418367

You focus on being a good dummy then.

I guess that counts then. Tell me what it felt like afterwards.

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 No.418369

>>418368

She's a natural, thought I was gonna die for a bit haha..

She kept going after my clit and g, never even let up til after my third, she frenched me after that, winked said thanks and left.. my ass still stuck in the bed.

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 No.418370

>>418369

Waha, sounds nice. A natural indeed.

Damn, she really does use you!

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 No.418371

>>418370

She can use me any time she wants, think I'm in love

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 No.418372

File: fcc04999ccc77d9⋯.jpg (31.43 KB,391x435,391:435,oh my ghost DCi4BmqXgAAkyk….jpg)

>>418371

Heh, nice.

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 No.418373

>>418372

Hows your day going?

Gonna get dressed and go see my cousin

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 No.418374

>>418373

Oh, not bad. Got off work like 60 minutes before I normally do so that's nice. Still, I fell asleep in my chair earlier so that's no good. My body has been bullying me.

Okay, you have fun! And don't be ashamed to give it a few strokes too O:

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 No.418375

>>418374

Probably will that and a test lick ofc, already agreed to tasting a spurt of cum.

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 No.418376

>>418375

Good girl o:

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 No.418377

>>418376

*wags tail*

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 No.418378

File: ede9fdb6280af9f⋯.gif (929.95 KB,978x1280,489:640,1379575238.geekidog_rageda….gif)

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 No.418379

>>418378

Hahahahahahahhaaha actually lold

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 No.418380

File: a97ee109c40d05b⋯.swf (544.28 KB,1328305970.hrs2d_tibolf1_t….swf)

>>418379

^.^

(originally meant to post this but figured something cute would be better)

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 No.418381

>>418380

Kinda scared of the bigger dicks though, be interesting to see it up close.

She swears it will go in her z.z

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 No.418382

>>418381

Well not like you are inserting it, so you should be fine.

What? No, don't let her do that, that's too dangerous.

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 No.418383

>>418382

I don't see how it'd fit, she's smallish anyways

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 No.418384

>>418383

Yeah seriously, don't let her do anything crazy.

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 No.418385

>>418384

Like stroke a horse lol

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 No.418386

>>418385

Nah I mean, you let her do that. Just nothing that could physically harm her.

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 No.418387

>>418386

Yea yea,I'll make her play nice

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 No.418388

File: 03bbaa2edbf00d0⋯.jpg (213.62 KB,768x1024,3:4,03bbaa2edbf00d036f34608bcb….jpg)

>>418387

Good girl n_n *pets head*

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 No.418389

>>418388

This horse is huge…

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 No.418390

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 No.418391

>>418390

No, my cousins nude next to it,getting him ready, there'd be a fist fight if I take it

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 No.418392

Hmm. Have her move away for a second then.

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 No.418393

>>418392

I got kinda busy :x

It's a lot warmer imo then a normal guys, and the "essence" isn't as salty to me, odd after taste and more watery.. wasn't a bad experience. Although took a bit to wash the wassoontobe stains.

I'm on the way home now tho

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 No.418394

>>418393

Ah, alrighty.

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 No.418395

>>418394

Watching some jeremiah on hulu now, alex won't be over for some time

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 No.418396

>>418395

Hmmm, I see I see. Had a shower?

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 No.418397

>>418396

Not yet, just kinda rinsed off after

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 No.418398

>>418397

Mmmm, okays.

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 No.418399

>>418398

Don't think I smell, and I changed clothes, everything went in my mouth or on chest z.z

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 No.418400

File: 2a8d030712e49e4⋯.jpg (197.59 KB,1012x1337,1012:1337,2a8d030712e49e422278e39a12….jpg)

>>418399

Mmmm. Your cousin didn't do a silly, right?

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 No.418401

>>418400

She didnt, she kept coaxing me towards him though, wouldn't even fit in my mouth,and it's balls felt different, alot more there I guess and heavy.

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 No.418402

>>418401

Hmmm, I see. I guess that was o be expected.

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 No.418403

File: 59dca4acc750dc2⋯.jpg (243.51 KB,610x620,61:62,59dca4acc750dc23e4465e992d….jpg)

Now where are all the gay and bi and sissy posters?

Here sissy sissy sissy sissy!*

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 No.418404

File: d5f87d721ff2cdc⋯.png (167.48 KB,700x600,7:6,sk1426890959446.png)

>>418403

I am not a sissy.

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 No.418405

File: e9a0f0c158c703d⋯.png (1.05 MB,1051x756,1051:756,18b30c5eb0cef764de907a0c0c….png)

>>418404

Funny you should come out of the woodworks when I used a sissy lure call!

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 No.418406

File: 17d3047215f40d9⋯.png (66.48 KB,250x350,5:7,sk1426890959915.png)

>>418405

I just wear a collar and leash while I get fucked, so I figured maybe you might've confused me for a sissy.

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 No.418407

File: a5664e633e46b49⋯.jpg (225.53 KB,1390x875,278:175,65899754_p2.jpg)

>>418406

Well anyways, now that you're here, how's it going, totallynotsissy?

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 No.418408

File: 799e17d3ca43f30⋯.jpg (220.47 KB,1390x875,278:175,65899754_p3.jpg)

Here sissy sissy sissy sissy!

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 No.418409

File: 1a76959609c786e⋯.png (250.1 KB,479x441,479:441,sk1426890959614.png)

>>418407

It's going very alright! Life update: https://skandikonata.tumblr.com/post/168761054639/all-my-money-troubles-are-gone-the-state

So I'm real chill these days! hbu?

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 No.418410

File: c3a81972bb0501a⋯.jpg (539.15 KB,643x900,643:900,hug 1471012195088.jpg)

>>418409

That's wonderful to hear ^.^

Well, I'll have to be studying like mad, which is scaring me which is going to make me not study! ;~; But we'll see. I am so happy for the Christmas break though. Last year we went to work between Christmas and New Year's… I think it wasn't the whole week but still!

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 No.418411

File: 1c6418577020b1b⋯.jpg (116.8 KB,850x530,85:53,sk1426890960209.jpg)

>>418410

It's utterly excellent!

>having exams after Christmas

smh. And for the record, I'll be working from the 27th to the 29th. Squeezing in every hour of work possible, since that means the store won't have to train someone else.

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 No.418412

File: e65458a0709f6ad⋯.png (649.21 KB,672x1000,84:125,2401169.png)

>>418411

Yesyes ^.^

Mhmm, 5th and 12th January, waaah.

Ohhh, I see. We can shake our heads at one another, it seems! Or other things if you want.

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 No.418413

File: b7ee34434211c54⋯.png (1.79 MB,2987x2112,2987:2112,1463118337710-2.png)

Well then.

Good night Lewdies.

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 No.418414

>>418413

Night rumor o/

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 No.418415

Nothing like a mouthful of semen to make the the day feel complete :p

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 No.418416

File: 8e958fe17501cda⋯.png (39.58 KB,300x233,300:233,misakihorrified.png)

You guys really make this board earn its title.

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 No.418417

Someone has to

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 No.418418

File: 5ac252d0a78089b⋯.png (71.05 KB,290x303,290:303,misakitears.png)

>>418417

Yes, but do you have to do it so lewdly?

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 No.418419

>>418418

I guess not, but it is what this threads about

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 No.418420

File: 06515d828dff5ed⋯.webm (3.88 MB,1280x720,16:9,1121169_cut.webm)

Rare vid of Katspins's friend walking in on her masturbating.

>>418415

Nice. Hello.

>>418416

>>418418

Yes they do, the pervs!

How are you, ye slut and lewdCanadian?

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 No.418421

>>418420

>slut and lewd

Oh cool, Bit must have turned the filters back on!

pu.re slut

in.nocent innocent

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 No.418422

Wait… what did I say that turned into "lewd" if it wasn't innocent?

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 No.418423

>got off 15 times in a day like 5 days ago

Wew

Also laptop soon hopefully

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 No.418424

>>418423

Good job. Damn, jelly. Anyway, shower time, see you later maybe.

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 No.418425

I'm referenced as that hot catwoman… awesome

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 No.418426

File: bb418cf526f22a7⋯.webm (13.18 MB,1280x720,16:9,1121169.webm)

>>418425

Aye! Hello Kats.

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 No.418427

File: e974de63a8247f6⋯.webm (2.44 MB,1280x720,16:9,1121169_cut_sexloop.webm)

And finally, a version more suitable for looping, mhm!

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 No.418428

>>418426

I'm more of a throw my legs over the end of the couch kinda girl, if masturbating on it. Unless ofc someone's watching.

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 No.418429

File: 3c04b46fd544037⋯.webm (2.44 MB,1280x720,16:9,767607_cut.webm)

>>418428

Ah, I see I see, neat.

How are ya, naughty girl?

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 No.418430

>>418429

I'm good, these webms making me horny though, also tipsy asf atm.

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 No.418431

File: b3370bb9e938ded⋯.webm (14.23 MB,1920x1080,16:9,598590.webm)

>>418430

Yeah I like them too.

What are you tipsy on?

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 No.418432

>>418431

Just beer, the usual haha

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 No.418433

File: 68e55fd7ba5532d⋯.webm (88.12 KB,1280x720,16:9,2454993.webm)

>>418432

>a girl who loves getting a mouthful and beer

You'd almost turn a gay guy straight! Except you don't like anal. Not that I blame you :c

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 No.418434

File: c4e2004e1591534⋯.jpg (85.99 KB,810x1080,3:4,CAM1016.jpg)

I can't remember if this is my cousins or a one night stand I was with, oh well.

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 No.418435

>>418433

Only had anal that one night really, just not a fan of the looper stuffs, +sex imo shouldn't have to include pain for pleasure.

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 No.418436

File: 31e304ee00ca23f⋯.gif (663.56 KB,500x600,5:6,849569.gif)

>>418434

Interesting colouration, but still, and also the hair, icky!

>>418435

It's not supposed to hurt! And it's where the male G-spot is, so that's one more good reason why you should coax Alex and Mike into doing it!

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 No.418437

>>418436

I've no interest in turning them bi or gay lol

And I don't actually like the taste of semen, it's tolerable, but most is so tangy that it's either spit it right out or swallow, guys always wan't the swallow. :\

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 No.418438

File: 0c755fb4ee1ce6c⋯.jpg (15.38 KB,364x486,182:243,IMG_20171027_004523.jpg)

It's the one night stand, I deleted my cousins lol

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 No.418439

File: 6b8185f2baead1b⋯.webm (114.58 KB,1200x1200,1:1,2555083.webm)

File: 1a1b7024803b23e⋯.gif (490.46 KB,500x500,1:1,2555416.gif)

>>418437

It'd be great fun for everyone! Best threesomes ever no doubt! Maybe less cummies for you.

I know that feeling, but it is a good boy/good girl thing to swallow. You know what they say about if medicine tasted good…

>>418438

I see I see.

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 No.418440

>>418439

I used to try and make them finish elsewhere but it's a pain to get out of clothes and hair, literally just easier.

Kinda same with normal sex to.

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 No.418441

File: 42bfb95c44ebfbd⋯.gif (351.79 KB,500x400,5:4,606143.gif)

>>418440

Well as far as face goes, getting hit in the eye would be a real danger and ten times more unpleasant than swallowing. I guess by the clothes, you are referring to having them cum on your boobs?

>dodged the bi thing

Alright then!

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 No.418442

>>418441

Didn't dodge it, just don't have anything to say really, neither of them would go for it lol.

And yea that, and if they pull out and get it on bed sheets blankets, couch, shirt, something etc. That and there's something kinky and dirty about having a mouthful of something everyone thinks is dirty.

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 No.418443

My verbal skills are sucking atm

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 No.418444

File: b71c53703266d2c⋯.jpg (181.07 KB,1280x720,16:9,1122692.jpg)

File: 9fc95827195868a⋯.jpg (104.12 KB,640x360,16:9,1137380.jpg)

>>418442

Yeah I know hey wouldn't X3 It's just a nice fantasy though, I mean, if you wanted, I bet you'd be able to find some biscum male friends to do it, waw.

Sounds like it, yeah. I mean, guys sometimes miss even when just fapping, when they should have as much control as possible, much less when someone else is involved.

>That and there's something kinky and dirty about having a mouthful of something everyone thinks is dirty.

Yeah! I like the way you think, ma'am.

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 No.418445

>>418444

If I let them finish, they seem to wanna paint a abstract feature. z.z

And honestly just not that interested in guys doing guys and me lol. Feel like I'd get a uti just thinking about it

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 No.418446

File: 3bf3bb7b0355831⋯.gif (496.62 KB,500x500,1:1,2292410.gif)

>>418445

Kek, a nice way to put it. Well sometimes you just gotta let a guy be an artist! Just sprawl out in front of him and let your body be his canvas (and hope he won't mess up the sheets).

>uti

What's that? A

>Urinary Tract Infection

?

I hope you enjoyed this artist, I am running out though.

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 No.418447

>>418446

This one was nice to, and yea a infection.

Idk, if I'm gonna be canvas I'd rather it be more then "one can of paint"

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 No.418448

File: e97536f62eb3c36⋯.gif (1.57 MB,522x698,261:349,e97536f62eb3c36693cd037d13….gif)

>>418447

Yea, it's so small and cute. Oh, icky.

Wew. Well you do have two regular friends with artistic inclinations, so…

(also I like to imagine this is an accurate representation of you, maybe save for the hair colour)

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 No.418449

>>418448

I use hands a bunch tho.

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 No.418450

File: 18cf89d7b6f4b63⋯.gif (1.37 MB,960x540,16:9,18cf89d7b6f4b6305832d3c609….gif)

>>418449

Well the cock in the pic is tiny so maybe it would work out too.

Though personally, I have an awful gag reflex ;-;

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 No.418451

>>418450

I like the smaller ones imo, and I have a gag reflex as well qq

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 No.418452

File: b8b3df003c9b4ca⋯.jpg (351.44 KB,1024x768,4:3,157380864.jpg)

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 No.418453

File: 2c9e04834225e7b⋯.gif (865.41 KB,720x560,9:7,1509172020747.gif)

>>418451

Me too. Yeah… it's a painful existence. Not that I get any action, mind you, but it's not a nice thought nonetheless.

>>418452

Exactly.

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 No.418454

>>418453

What's painful about it?

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 No.418455

>>418454

The part where you have a gag reflex? Duh!

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 No.418457

>>418455

Sorry, I had misunderstood. But really, unless you've decided to take it deep there's no reason to gag anyways, easy to just keep in mouth, suckle and roll tongue. o.o

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 No.418458

File: 8da5b4fdbf67e09⋯.gif (4.3 MB,960x540,16:9,b06bf65ba87f4e7a1d38b23dc8….gif)

>>418457

Well just having like, the head and half an inch of the shaft in my mouth induced gagging :-/ I think the guy was ~average too.

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 No.418459

>>418458

Are you sure it's not phsycosamatic or however thats spelled?

And as all things it takes practice, if all else fails start with holding the tip and work your way slowly deeper.

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 No.418460

File: f38ec2304ab5edd⋯.webm (5.19 MB,1280x720,16:9,cad2ca686b73f533d68a031c2….webm)

>>418459

Psychosomatic, I believe. Idk, it's not just with cocks at least so there's that. my fingers are okay, but foreign objects…

Aye, I am confident about the truth of that. I have just been too lazy / forgetful about practising with my toothbrush.

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 No.418461

>>418460

Maybe your not that into guys? Idfk lol.

Try holding a toothbrush, or long spoon on back of tongue for a while.

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 No.418462

File: bae70b860d8ce49⋯.gif (473.82 KB,688x650,344:325,1511856464365.gif)

>>418461

Wow, don't be rude okay?

Yeah, that's what I've been neglecting.

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 No.418463

>>418462

Wasn't being rude, that was a statement made without much prior knowledge towards your sexual forgivings. So idk what to say o.o

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 No.418464

File: eb40c4a26199633⋯.gif (1.49 MB,373x210,373:210,tumblr_okrmwnGcKG1sh33b4o4….gif)

>>418463

I'm just exaggerating.

Did you say you were not into futas / dickgirls?

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 No.418465

>>418464

For the most part I'm not that into them, occasionally it's cool though. Yuri=win

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 No.418466

File: 978e4cd11054743⋯.gif (1.5 MB,373x210,373:210,tumblr_okrmwnGcKG1sh33b4o7….gif)

>>418465

Hmmm, I'll try a few pics then and we'll see!

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 No.418467

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 No.418468

File: 0e4c580a64dd507⋯.gif (1.9 MB,427x240,427:240,tumblr_oriddflkiq1t1j36vo1….gif)

>>418467

Back when I thought I was straight, I would fap to girl on girl stuff, but that was commercial porn which rarely stars real lesbians. Just looking at the beginning, this looks much better already.

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 No.418469

>>418468

Some of the best orgasms I've ever had were like that, especially if I'm being "made" to, like held down and etc.

I've always somewhat liked the way girls look, didn't really act on it til I started to dislike how guys treated me, the whole semi rape stuff in college didn't help tho.

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 No.418470

File: 3140597d74a8126⋯.gif (1.96 MB,462x260,231:130,tumblr_ou84qzcQeH1t1j36vo1….gif)

File: c291bc0e40f5132⋯.gif (1.9 MB,427x240,427:240,tumblr_ou84qzcQeH1t1j36vo2….gif)

File: f4341b3c4a9c73e⋯.gif (1.79 MB,391x220,391:220,tumblr_ou84qzcQeH1t1j36vo3….gif)

>>418469

Wah, lewd, but in a good way.

Not blaming you one bit.

Got more stuff?

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 No.418471

>>418470

Haven't watched that much porn in a while, so not really. I'll check my web history haha

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 No.418472

File: b7b02c313aead35⋯.gif (1.75 MB,356x200,89:50,tumblr_ouhdjgZ0dG1t1j36vo1….gif)

File: 7dbfd193b3f8ad4⋯.gif (1.92 MB,356x200,89:50,tumblr_ouhdjgZ0dG1t1j36vo2….gif)

>>418471

W-well, you have been lucky enough to to have to!

>jealous

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 No.418473

>>418472

I read erotica/hentai manga stuffs more is why lol..

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1398370871

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 No.418474

File: b27e752e951a109⋯.gif (1.99 MB,356x200,89:50,tumblr_oum675jvSK1t1j36vo1….gif)

>>418473

Oh, I don't tend to read erotica too much, hmm. Their bodies are so smooth .//.

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 No.418475

>>418474

Emily bloom, has one of the nicest pussies I've ever seen. Makes my mouth water, I'd love to taste..

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 No.418476

File: 774ef66cadca51c⋯.gif (1.59 MB,356x200,89:50,tumblr_out9og0THM1t1j36vo1….gif)

File: 4118b1f614c08c9⋯.gif (1.48 MB,356x200,89:50,tumblr_out9og0THM1t1j36vo2….gif)

>>418475

I'm more impressed with her BP X3 It's so inviting, but I don't suppose the other actress will give it much attention.

Well then, how about this?

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 No.418477

>>418476

Its not bad, I just don't like that all futa have these huge uninviting cocks

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 No.418478

File: 0ea0266c1c0ada9⋯.gif (1.65 MB,356x200,89:50,tumblr_out9og0THM1t1j36vo3….gif)

File: 007fe827562f912⋯.gif (1.15 MB,356x200,89:50,tumblr_out9og0THM1t1j36vo4….gif)

>>418477

Yeah they are huge for sure. I normally prefer smaller ones, but tbh, with futas, I do tolerate the hypersexual body memes a lot more.

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 No.418479

>>418478

Everyone has there own preferences.

Girls imo taste better to btw ;p

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 No.418480

File: 8c35ae28974731b⋯.gif (1.94 MB,427x240,427:240,tumblr_ojkpycauRI1t1j36vo1….gif)

File: c980c1f13ad6904⋯.webm (2.37 MB,720x404,180:101,dzsoli720.webm)

>>418479

>taste better

Elaborate. Pussy > dick, you mean?

The webm here is the best example of what I have in mind. Oversized, but I love it! .///.

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 No.418482

>>418480

The juices from a pussy I've always liked better then the taste of male essence. Ofc horse seems better then guys to, except the aftertaste that sticks with it.. and the fact that there's like five times as much

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 No.418483

File: 6f9266f97d4820f⋯.mp4 (4.63 MB,1280x720,16:9,tumblr_o7bounYzRX1t1j36v.mp4)

>>418482

Ah I guess that may be true. Cummies are much more lewd and naughty in a good way though, I would guess.

Speaking of that, so do you think you'll go for more?

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 No.418484

>>418480

Reminds me of that ogre raping schoolgirl hentai.. tbh.

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 No.418485

>>418483

Go for more what? o.o

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 No.418486

File: de29fe9887f09d6⋯.webm (1.35 MB,640x360,16:9,alrmyv360.webm)

File: 02093dedf52c806⋯.webm (1.35 MB,640x360,16:9,wanufw360.webm)

>>418484

Didn't see, but this one clearly isn't rape!

>>418485

More horse, sillybutt.

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 No.418487

>>418486

Riding like this is fun, at least if he don't cum fast without telling.

Idk, I might go back, honestly as wierd as it sounds I liked looking at my cousin during it.. and not so sure about the horse, it's like holding a fire hose. She said she's gotta start collecting it's semen for some kind of tests, which she only needs a sample of, but she wants to collect it in a cup

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 No.418488

>>418486

But I probably will, gets me wet when you can make something cum buckets.

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 No.418489

File: b4f935ea030f01c⋯.webm (505.88 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Liara and Adri 1 1L8L0.webm)

File: b5d7c58a30bc83a⋯.webm (613.87 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Liara and Adri 2 gQqQ5.webm)

>>418487

>>418488

Why does he need to tell you?

>as weird as it sounds

Oh dear. Not really. Did you and/or your cousin get off?

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 No.418490

>>418489

So I can slow down and maybe cum to..

We have once actually rubbed the other when we were younger and finding stuff out, and we did kinda show each other our personal spots, so we could see what they look like lol.. :x

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 No.418491

File: 03f017bd2abf9c1⋯.webm (1000.96 KB,1920x1080,16:9,EssentialSickBushbaby.webm)

File: 96c8c9c9c5e4072⋯.webm (971.61 KB,1920x1080,16:9,FearfulFluidIndianrockpyt….webm)

>>418490

Ahh, I should have figured.

Hmmm. So, she is the one who has been insisting on you trying out a horse… and you tasted the horse goob. What kind of stuff did she do?

Which of these two is better?

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 No.418492

Geez, this place has gotten lewd.

Also fuck phoneposting.

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 No.418493

>>418491

The 2nd imo, and she's jerked off the horse? Don't get what your asking lol

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 No.418494

>>418492

Considering I'm watching my laptop do all kinds of mood swings atm, phone posting is life.

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 No.418495

File: eabc6398672b343⋯.mp4 (2.01 MB,852x480,71:40,MikeyMack's — Chicks with ….mp4)

>>418492

It's always been lewd, it just had its calmer moments, I think.

Rest in peace.

>>418493

Rats! X3 Even though she's got such a nice chubby dick in the first one!

Mhmm. But she was naked?

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 No.418496

>>418495

She rubbed herself a bit, but never got off during it, I was close and could see she was soaking wet though.

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 No.418497

>>418494

My phone screen is touchy af and any humidity can make it go berserk. And Im in hawaii, so…

Sounds like you've been busy

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 No.418498

>>418497

Working lately, with some fun inbetween

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 No.418499

File: 17901572e53da22⋯.jpg (324.31 KB,1280x1920,2:3,bd82dc5f-5251-4d9b-a6b3-e8….jpg)

Yummy!

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 No.418500

>>418498

I wasted way too much on vidya due to sales. Psn ran a crazy christmas one.

No laptop, so just being playing and fapping.

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 No.418501

>>418500

I haven't fapped much this week, think I'm gonna in a few mins tho, to help my sleeping pills along.

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 No.418502

File: 113a410b63bccf5⋯.gif (1.8 MB,275x155,55:31,tumblr_ock96vy2t11s0x7zyo4….gif)

File: 7631a02b4b10a7e⋯.gif (1.76 MB,400x225,16:9,tumblr_ock96vy2t11s0x7zyo9….gif)

>>418496

Hmmm. It's safe to assume she does get off normally, yeah?

>>418499

Suicide girls, I used to have a few models saved, hmm.

Also, when you have the time, check this one out (gifs related)

https://adrian-aesir.tumblr.com/post/165772051800/dominothecat-lordaardvarksfm-blue-star?route=/post/:id/:summary

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 No.418503

>>418501

My german gfs met up and they sent me lewd stuff after. Got off around 15 times that day, lol.

I've been sleeping a lot lately, mostly depression. Need proper meds to balance out my lows. Or maybe more acid.

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 No.418504

>>418502

Yes she masturbates normally to

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 No.418505

>>418503

Goodluck I guess

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 No.418506

>>418504

Well then…

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 No.418507

File: 8fdca1359ddd090⋯.mp4 (10.4 MB,1280x720,16:9,720P_1500K_93303231.mp4)

*forgot vid

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 No.418508

>>418506

What?

On that tumblr page, still don't like futa stuff though

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 No.418509

File: 934e8c27c76101d⋯.png (8.45 MB,3840x2160,16:9,uilgly.png)

>>418508

Things.

It's not futa, it's girl's love~

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 No.418510

File: 71226768c7157fc⋯.png (8.34 MB,3840x2160,16:9,lbffsp.png)

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 No.418511

>>418509

If it has a penis it's not girls love o.o

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 No.418512

>>418511

Do you see any penis in the gifs? ._.

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 No.418513

File: 7071eac2c38bc30⋯.png (680.12 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-12-23-22-0….png)

The place you sent me to lol

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 No.418514

File: 7e203a22d0a24f8⋯.png (942.69 KB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-12-23-22-0….png)

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 No.418515

File: 49a520f1de385cf⋯.png (1.1 MB,1080x1920,9:16,Screenshot_2017-12-23-22-0….png)

Annndd mooorre

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 No.418516

>>418513

Odd. Maybe try this then http://dominothecat.tumblr.com/post/149550805473/lordaardvarksfm-blue-star-episode-1-the

? It should bring you directly to the post where youcan DL the video (from which the gifs are).

>>418514

Nice. Really nice. The implication was, if your cousin is making you taste horse goob, you should at least taste it off of her body.

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 No.418517

>>418514

Jesus, and I thought I had (relatively) big hips.

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 No.418518

>>418517

Yeah, talk about pear-shaped, right? O:

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 No.418519

>>418516

She's down for it, just not sure I wanna open that can of worms. I mean, light rubbing was one thing, licking horse cum from her tits and eating her a whole different category.. sleeping pills kicking in, if I crash then Gnight silly lewdies.

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 No.418520

>>418518

It's a bit much, honestly. Like, it just looks absurdly wide. Girl needs some fat to balance it out, probably.

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 No.418521

>>418519

You think you could develop some inconvenient feelings?

Good night if you do.

>>418520

Maaaybe. It's not gross though.

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 No.418522

>>418521

It's just weird. Thicc porn proportions except on a real person. Also the edges of her hips seem slightly blurry, maybe shopped?

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 No.418523

>>418522

Hehe, yeah fair enough. Don't seem any more blurry than the rest of her tbh.

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 No.418524

Good night.

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 No.418526

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