/lewd/ - Circlejerks

>have to finish a minimum 2500 word essay by midnight (four and a half hours from now)

>started today

Iiit's not gonna be terribly good, but I'll finish it at least! I'm at 2220 words now, though that includes footnotes. And it's just pass/fail anyway, so the quality of it isn't extremely important. It's about Romanticism and the Industrial Revolution, so I figured it'd be something I could just skate through due to my interest in those things, but ack! It's been going slow.

>>420267

>2500 words in a single day

Yiikes. Good luck with that. Tell us if you manage to get done!

>>420268

Well, it's my own fault, I just kept on procrastinating. I will get it done though, since I only have a couple of hundred words left, it's just not gonna be terribly good!

>>420271

bored

how are you?

>>420273

I guess its more like not feeling like doing anything rather than being bored

pretty alright is good

>>420274

i feel ya, just one of those lazy days you just kinda dont want to do much on

>>420275

yeah, I have so much I could do but its easier to not. or worse, just sleep and fap and look at boards all day

>>420276

well that isnt a bad plan at all sleeping and fapping is a good combo

>>420277

its certainly wonderful but it makes me feel guilty almost

My plan of fapping less only lasted about 5 days then has come back even stronger

eirin is nice

>>420278

hmmm

well it is kinda hard to stop fapping

just feels too good to not do it

>>420279

do you just embrace it?

I read a nice patchy doujin the other day but I wonder if you've already seen it

>>420280

well i just fap and try to not do it as much or as frequent

hmmm not sure ive read some patchy ones so 50 50 chance i have seen it

post it

>>420281

that's a good stance probably, just enjoying it when you feel like doing it

https://nhentai.net/g/225456/

now I wanna

>>420282

yeah no use in worrying too much about how much or how little one does it

hehe why not then

hmmm nice doujin i skimmed through it a bit ill be sure to make use of it later on

looks good

>>420283

The content isn't my favorite but the artstyle is good so I liked it.

I think I will

>>420284

yeah at the very least it looks alright

heh thats the spirit hope it feels good then

>>420285

That picture is nice, I think I'm slowly liking boobs more and more

I might do it later the intensity went away so I don't feel like I need to as much.

>>420286

alright

yeah boobs are nice i enjoy them alot

you should give them a shot yeah

>>420287

They're pretty great

did you still wanna add me on discord?

>>420289

brat#0420

>>420290

Everyone seems to like this show

>>420292

I swear I wasn't refreshing or something and I just happened to check right after

its a nice show, you learn some things too. if you like slice of life stuff its worth watching

howwa you?

>>420293

Uh huh, going to become a camper now? Guess I can check it out once it ends then. Doing okay just playing games and watching Gundam really you?

>>420294

I actually wanna now yeah. Still playing MH or something else?

I played some Metal Gear Survive and watched a few movies the other night, besides that I don't think I've done anything

>>420295

I want to watch that one too. Don't get eaten by a bear then. Assassins creed origin and now a bit of Poe. Is it all that you wanted it to be? Sounds comfy

>>420296

This one is my favorite show this season, it's so charming and slut. Doesn't feel like it came out this year. Don't think there's many bears in NC.

How is Origin? That's the Egyptian one right?

Path of exile or pillars of eternity?

It's pretty fun, the first few hours are brutal difficulty wise but it eases up later on when you can get resources easier. most of the reviews are pretty harsh on it or get things wrong, its not nearly as bad as some people act. It's just pretty average but it has some nice ideas

>>420297

Hmm not sure I can watch it now :^) Can't wait marathon it later. Coyotes will do but never seen any while I was in SC. Its better than I thought to the point I dont mind doing the side stuff. Runs kinda ehhh but youre not in the big city all the time. Exile. Hows online?

>>420298

I forgot about the filter, it's not very relevant to the content posted here now

I've never seen a coyote I don't think. There was someone who had a coyote crossing sign near the house I used to live in though, so they exist. I mostly just see deer.

That's fun, I like when side stuff is fun and not just a chore.

I have a friend that used to be really into Exile, it seems fun.

I haven't actually tried online besides the beta, the single player is more interesting

>>420299

Dont remind me ;-;. What about spooky snakes? Don't get ganged up by some deers. Mhm you also pet cats so that makes it an auto great game in my book. This new league for it just happened a few days ago so a fresh economy and new players I believe. Still learning about it. I think if they didn't give it the name metal gear it would of sold better or people would be a bit less harsh on it

>>420300

I like the stuff posted now more than at some points, even if its slow. Haven't seen many snakeus. That's cool, there's not many games that let you pet animals.

How long have you been playing? It seems like too much to learn for me.

That's true for sure. The dumb stuff is like the whole poking behind fences thing that everyone repeats, it's not nearly as bad as they make it out to be and you're limited on fences you can place at a time

>>420301

I can agree on that, just wish it was bit more alive during this state. I would say about 20-24 hours. Its not its not, you dont even need to watch videos really to have a good time. Poking being fences? Like just barricading yourself?

>>420302

It makes me feel disgusting sometimes when I think about the stuff I used to do. I think I pretty much only come here to talk to you honestly.

Is that a lot for that kind of game? Or enough to know what you're doing somewhat?

Spears can hit enemies through placeable fences and its a good tactic so people make a big deal out of that being the only gameplay

I

>>420303

>It makes me feel disgusting sometimes when I think about the stuff I used to do.

isn't this the case for everybody here

>>420304

Hihi, how're you?

Probably for some more than others

>>420305

I'm pretty okay. Shitty morning but I'm eating pizza and playing vidya now.

You?

And yeah. I'm definitely on the worse end of that spectrum.

>>420303

That bad huh? Hopefully it washes away with better things to replace such thoughts. I see, I should try to be a bit more active then. I want to change the site a bit but I dont know in which way. Hard to say with it being my first assassins creed but I would go with maybe, I could be a bit further in the story if I tried. Well you could just shoot through the fences too right? Could a higher difficulty make it where fences aren't all that?

>>420304

Gr2 for free on PS plus when?

>>420306

Pizza is good. What game?

I ate some fruit snacks I found that were stale and I dunno how old and my stomach hurts now

>>420307

I suppose it's not too bad because I got out of it just as quickly as I got into it but it still feels like an un-erasable mark in my head. I think you're pretty active considering things. Do you have any ideas?

I tried the first assassins creed but that was it. Someone told me Black flag was fun though.

Spear is the only melee that can hit through fences I think. Guns can but they're scarcer. Don't think difficulty affects it.

>>420307

Probably never, given the server shutdown is in three months.

It's not a necessary part of the game by any means but you should probably play it before then if you haven't.

>>420308

Yeah, it's some frozen pizza that has a cheese filled crust. Pretty good.

I'm currently working on Psychonauts and God of War 2. I'm a total trophy whore.

And eugh. I've had indigestion the last few days because I've been binge eating after not having much food in the house and losing like 15 lb.

>>420309

oooh you type quickly. There used to be a frozen pizza I liked decently but they must have changed something because it started turning out differently after the oven or microwave and it was gross then.

It's okay, I like steam achievements and those you can put in yourself technically with an achievement manager tool making them even more useless, so I get it.

That's not good at all, I've never really lost much weight, just remained consistent or gained. Are you getting your diet more stable again?

>>420308

That's a bit better to hear..well see. Nerd Skandi takes the #1 spot atm which is good. Advertising the board but that might only bring bad stuff. As in changing whats already here none sadly if you dont count changing the css to something interesting. Ooh I heard the same thing, black flag will be next it looks like. The only way is to make everyone use that sledgehammer and go all out! Getting sleeping so moving to bed, have a good night

>>420309

Rib, gonna have to spend monies on it later this year. That doesn't give hope for another game even when everyone asked them not to, that sucks. Have a good night

>>420311

It's impressive, I can't think and type at the same time very well.

That's a good deal if you get games that you wanted to platinum anyway.

One of my friends told me somethin about that too I think. How you have to be pretty strict with your diet on it

>>420312

Even he's slowing down now! I think the board name is counter-intuitive at this point. I like the new css. I think you can collect sea shanties in it.

The trench shovel is the most fun melee weapon! I think a good amount of people use it too. Nini, nice talking. Sleepu well.

>>420314

I have ADHD so I pretty much have to focus on multiple things at once. Like I literally can't watch movies / TV if I'm not playing a game while doing so.

I'm trying to platinum most of my games, if possible. If the games are absolute crap or too hard I'll skip them, but I'm hoping to platinum at least 50 or so games this year.

Yeah, it depends on what you're going for. Constantly losing and regaining weight is good, but your metabolism can also slow down a bit. I can usually just eat whatever and not gain weight, but eh.

What've you been playing lately? Sounds like you've started AC Origins, which sounds pretty cool. Anything else?

>>420315

Sorry I was taking a shower. I just try to get most of the achievements that are reasonable in games. That's a lot of gameus to play through.

I didn't used to put on weight but I've started to so I have to be more careful about snacks and stuff.

That was bit not me! I haven't really played many gameus recently but a little of metal gear survive

>>420317

I've never played psychonauts but I hear good things. Grind is the worst for achievements. I don't get much besides walking.

It's a fun enough game, the memes don't do it justice. It's not a good game but it's not a 2/10 or whatever people give it, its just really average.

I'm falling asleep, I think I might go too. Have fun with gameus

Hi everyone i hope you have a good day

kratos was a good girl

>>420313

Yea I picked up Yakuza kiwami instead..didn't really start it yet..also didn't finish persona 5 yet ;___;

>>420314

He is devoting all this time now with some cats. No time for us anymore ;-;. You cant change your board name can you? Was that in the beta? I might of missed it

>>420320

Same to you

>>420323

Its the remake with the story after zero. I was close to just watching a video about where I left off or something but I still got the feeling to finish it. Glad Ratchet & Clank is free this month since I was planning to buy it last year. Do you have it?

>>420325

How long is it 6-8 hours? You get monies for trophies? Might have to look into this then

>>420326

I forget. I think 8-10 might be about right, but you want to do a second playthrough to max all your weapons and whatnot.

It's US only, but yeah. Money for trophies. Sign up for an account on sonyrewards.com and link it to your PSN account. You get reward points for purchases (I got like 10$ just by buying a bunch of stuff) and there's a new program where you get money for trophies.

It breaks down like 10 platinums for 10$, 25 gold trophies for 2.50$, and 100 silver trophies for 1$.

So by my estimate you should be getting ~14-17$ for every 10 games you platinum. Or a much lower amount if you just play games normally.

.>>420327

Seems like good motivation to get get those trophies. Horizon zero dawns new game plus just came in handy. I still need the dlc for that too. What are you playing on your ps4 now?

>>420330

How many hours did that take you? Will do. Haven't touched the Gow franchise yet and I probably gotta emulate some to play em atm, they look fun

>>420331

I can't remember for sure. But Horizon is actually a pretty easy platinum compared to most games. All the collectibles are marked on the map, and none of the trophies are missable (eg: require you to restart the game.) Probably only ~5-6 hours or so that I wouldn't have spent otherwise.

The games are all pretty good, though God of War 1 has some shitty game design and platinuming it was a pain in the ass due to some really badly designed challenge maps. God of War 2 / 3 are great though.

>>420332

Oh no need for the new game then I guess.Hopefully two will be out in a few years. Like map design or everything else? Not counting the challenge maps

>>420334

Hmm so horizon, Monster hunter and yakuza on the plat list then maybe bloodborne and p5. I'll be *rich*! Glad they fixed such problems in the other games going by your word. I hope I can play the newest one close to release date. Getting sleepy so sleep well

Finally done with God of War 2's platinum! Now I'm going to try my hand at God of War 3.

>got blood tests done to make sure everything is alright

>my first time doing it

SEEING VIALS FILLED WITH MY OWN BLOOD IS SO CREEPY AAAAAAAH

>>420338

So is it safe to assume you're not into bloodplay?

>>420339

I prooobably wouldn't mind if master cut me a bit or something, if he were into that, but it'd be another thing altogether if he wanted to like fill a glass with blood! There's something so creepy about seeing blood acting like a normal liquid like that.

>tfw the new cat steals your catnip

>>420342

Oh yeah, Magi's the blood fetishist extraordinaire. But thankfully I was blessed with not terribly extreme fetishes!

>>420343

I used to be into some pretty bizarre stuff myself. On HRT my interest in weird shit plummeted, though.

How you doing today? I just woke up and I'll probably play Borderlands with the gf.

>>420344

Oh, I didn't know that was a side effect! Seems pretty convenient.

I'm doing alright, haven't really done much today except get the blood tests. And for some reason my doctor basically insisted that there must be something wrong since I asked for them, but after a while I managed to get him to understand that I was just doing it to see if I can find any cause for my general issues, rather than anything acute. Anyway, seems like your plans for the day are a lot more wholesome

>>420345

I mean, it varies from person to person. You can't really guarantee any of HRT's effects. Like, it obviously don't impede Magi very much.

Ah, well that's understandable. I really haven't heard of many people getting blood tests unless something's wrong. Or if they're trans.

What kind of issues are you worried about?

And yeah. Nothing but vidya today. Maybe write a smut request I got. I'm hoping to platinum God of War 3 tomorrow or the day after.

>>420346

Yeah, for some people it can kill the libido entirely, right? Scary stuff.

I guess, but I just did it because I'd never done it before, and I figured it'd be good to check! Also got my blood pressure and heart rate checked while I was at it, since I'd never done that before either.

Anxiety and depression! All sorts of deficiencies might be making those worse, so since I won't be getting a psychologist before May I figured I'd take matters into my own hands a little.

>smut request

Ooh! Commission stuff, or just a favour to someone?

>>420347

Yeah. My libido was pretty much gone for six months or so, but now it's close to what it was pre-hrt. The main difference is porn doesn't really interest me (unless it's personal, like nudes I receive) and I don't tend to get randomly aroused as often.

>Anxiety and depression

Ouch, I know that feel. The worst thing is I have too much anxiety to even get a psychiatrist right now - I'm trying to focus on renewing my passports because having too much to worry about at once kills me.

I haven't done a commission in a long while, though I'd like to start again. Basically I'm trying to start writing again and I figured a request would be easy to do, save me from some of the anxiety I get about writing original stuff.

>when you promise your gf that you'll write but you're just arguing about video games instead

>>420350

>>420351

>>420353

Lewd.

>start up Europa Universalis 3 again

>this time play as Japan

Gonna beat the filthy Euro gaijins back tbh. You can try to colonise India, I'll fucking cut you

>>420355

may the anime be with you, my norwegian friend

>>420356

I have also tried to play as Norway, but that's a disaster. We start in a personal union under Denmark, and all our provinces are dirt poor. We do start with Iceland, though, which means we're close to Greenland and if we grab Greenland we can start colonising North America!

>>420357

Yikes. Sounds like it's pretty unbalanced, then! Only turn based strategy games I ever played were pretty even, like Endless Space and Civ V.

So how's your game going? Me and Gloomy finished our / her first dlc in BL2. Been playing it for a few hours.

>>420359

Fair enough. I'd probably get pissed eventually if the country I wanted to play as was too weak, though.

Sounds good! How long do games usually take?

Borderlands 2. I just started playing it with my gf something like a week ago. We might start a second playthrough to play with our third, but she's almost always too tired to play anything.

I'm probably going to pass out soon. Been awake for like 30 hours.

>>420360

Yeah, what you can do is choose an unfortunate nation (like native Americans or something) and set it to Easy, if you really wanted to. Or just change the starting date to a time when your nation was stronger, if possible!

Games taaake… I dunno! It depends on a ton of stuff. It lasts for about 400 years, and a month can take anywhere from three seconds to five minutes, depending on how fast you set it to (and you obviously want it pretty slow during wars and stuff).

III hope "too tired" doesn't mean there's some big problem w/r/t her health?

>>420361

Ah, fair enough. So like 50-400 hours?

It's not health specifically, as far as I can tell. I'm pretty sure most of it is from her depression / ptsd.

Either way I think we'll probably start playing with her sometime in the near future, when mood allows.

>been awake for 30+ hours and not the slightest bit tired

jesus christ the stims were supposed to have worn off like… 15 hours ago

HEY, HEY, HEY!!!!!!!!!

>>420364

OI OI OI

Good morning /lewd/ers

>>420366

Good morning

good morning.

>>420369

good to hear you're sleeping like a person.

I am doing well, gotta fucks with some homework, and go to work at 6, but is no problem.

>>420370

It was weird. I didn't feel the slightest bit tired. Usually I drop dead at like… 16-20 hours awake.

Sounds like a busy day! What kind of job do you have? I'm assuming it's a night shift?

You been playing / watching anything lately?

>>420371

I work retail at dunhams sports, we close at 9:30 so not even a 4 hour work day.

been playing verdun, and 2064 read only memory,

and watching youtube and mystery science theater 3000 mostly.

>>420372

Ah, well that sounds easy enough. It pay okay?

What's read only memory, again? I seem to vaguely remember the name. Some kind of adventure game?

And neat! I recently started watching TV while playing games (mostly grindy shit, sometimes Overwatch though), so I went through a bunch of recent Marvel shows, and now I'm trekking through Deep Space 9, after it being on my watch list for a half decade.

>>420373

$10 an hour, plus that recent trump raise.

but I get paid to go to school $1740 a month, plus full tuition.

>>420374

Paid to go to school? Is that like a scholarship thing, or what?

If I can move to Germany successfully I've been thinking of going to college there. It's an entirely free outside of (afaik) a minsicule yearly fee.

>>420375

it's the post 911 gi bill, because of my time in the navy.

>doing a presentation on Monday

>6–8 minutes long

>haven't decided on a topic yet

It's the professor's fault for letting the topic be literally anything!! The only requirement is that it's in English, and the point is just for her to get an idea of how well we speak it, but I still can't decide on anything

>>420378

What I choose doesn't matter at all, but that just makes it more difficult! I can't really choose a book, since that'd just be talking about what happens in it (which is boring), and I can't choose an author, since that'd just be talking about what happened in their life (which is boring, except in some extreme cases like Lord Byron, but I don't know much about him).

>>420379

But you're just trying to demonstrate your knowledge of the English language, right? Does it really have to be entertaining?

>>420380

I-it doesn't have to, but people are going to be listening after all! I want it to be decently interesting, at the very least

>>420381

Do people actually pay attention to presentations? I thought they were supposed to be boring. You could do a meme subject like Aleister Crowley or something.

(I've never been in a school, so obviously I know a less than nothing amount about it)

>>420369

I was enjoying some Vermintide but now to study some Japanese. You stay up a lot huh?

>>420368

Afternoon

>>420383

Why Japanese? Is it just for Japanese media?

I've been learning German recently, myself. Hopefully the first second language that I actually go through with learning. Are you using a training course?

And actually, for the last few weeks I've been sleeping 10-12 hours a day on average due to depression / not eating much. My schedule's only just begun righting itself.

I was started to go to bed like 4-5 hours too late so I figured I'd fix my schedule by circling over. That, and I really wanted to keep playing GoW 3.

>>420384

Yup yup then maybe one day I can get super serious about it. I don't really anything now so I thought why a not. Hopefully in a few years things will start coming together. Using this https://djtguide.neocities.org/guide.html so I hang out in /jp/ a lot more. Are you?

Ah I just remember you talking about staying up for a long time long ago. Don't forget to eat while playing Gow 3 now! That and you better not be missing the sun for so many days in a row

>>420385

Ah, yeah, languages can be a pain. Especially if you don't have anyone to speak it with.

I'm currently mostly having my girlfriends teach me here and there, and using duolingo. But I remember things much better from the former, probably because we actually use the words, rather than just hoarding vocabulary.

>Ah I just remember you talking about staying up for a long time long ago.

Ah, yeah. I think I stayed up like three days in a row once. I haven't really repeated the feat since.

>That and you better not be missing the sun for so many days in a row

>days

I don't know how to tell you this, but…

>>420386

Yea would be nice if I had someone to learn it with. Oh I never heard of it and I see it in the guide but they considered bad for some reason. Smh. Get that sun! It can help a bit!

>>420387

Yeah, I'm not sure it's actually *good*. I'd imagine it's harder to directly translate English into Japanese than it is most European languages.

It's just vocabulary, so it really does nothing for you in terms of usage, imo. They don't get into grammar at all. They'll "try" to teach you verb endings but just throw them in your face without telling you why you're using the wrong one.

I might under normal circumstances, but eh. It's been raining all month and I don't really have anywhere to go anyway.

>>420388

Ah, I am still on grammar atm. Better toss it and look for something else then. I would trade some of that rain for my sun most days. Sticking your head out the window would be good enough right now. Feeling dead so gonna hop in the bed, sleep well

afternoon.

Skandi, do your paper on goats, they eat trees and shit.

>>420390

Don't forget the piss drinking. Goats love their piss.

>>420391

I have not seen a goat drink piss, but if you say so.

>>420392

I used to live around a lot of animals. Bucks will swish their own piss around their mouths to attract females and occasionally sample said females' flavor to boot.

>>420393

oh, I knew deer did that, goats is new to me, didn't know the same terms applied.

For those following the plot, I've decided to do a presentation on Rasputin! I was originally gonna do one on the Byzantine Empire, buuut that was a bit too massive a subject for a 6–8 minute presentation. And I've gotten to right before his assassination now, so I should be done tomorrow no problem!

I'm a mod now, sooo let's see if editing posts works!

>>420395

It does work! Neat!

>>420396

What works?

Also, sounds like a neat presentation. I take it you're almost done?

>>420397

My recent mod powers!

Yep, basically done! Gonna finish it up tomorrow, then practice a bit so I won't just be reading off a script

>>420395

>tfw some illiterate priest discredits you before a Communist revolution takes over your country and murders you and your entire family

Man, Nicholas II had it rough.

>>420399

Well I mean, it's not like he was a particularly nice man anyway. Nor competent, for that matter, but that wasn't his fault! Also, Rasputin wasn't illiterate, he learned to read when he was ~28.

>>420403

Hiya Bit! What's up? I've had a few cups of kava and am feeling chill.

hey, how doin?

>>420405

Things are going alright on my end! Most of my class is off to York for a couple of weeks, but I couldn't afford it, so now I just have those weeks off! Not sure what I'll be doing, should probably write a bit or something.

How about over there?

>>420406

destroyed my midterms this week and last, collage is so easy.

>haven't showered in like five days

god damn i'm a mess

how's everyone else?

>>420404

Playing Ratchet & Clank. What's that?

>>420405

Do good, you good?

>>420408

Go take one tonight

>>420409

I am good, whatchu been upto?

>>420410

yeah i'm going to

i was supposed to do so yesterday but then i pretty much dropped dead around 3 pm, god knows why

how's ratchet treating you? i adored the remake. i'm hoping insomniac will pick up the series again. hopefully i can buy the remaster trilogy on Vita this week.

>>420411

Watching Gundam and paradise Kiss but I wanted to get into some games today. What you doing after your terms?

>>420412

Someone will toss you in the ocean if they gotta. Its neat, might be the first where I would get all the trophies since I did that thing you told me to do. Oh and I was able to jailbreak my ps3 a few days ago

>>420413

I'm done with my midterms, whatchu thinkin bout playing.

>>420414

What are you up to now then? R&C and Assassins creed. I want to finish up creed then hopefully finish Persona 5 or bloodborne

>>420415

done with class for the day, ate some qdoba and watched some youtubes, thinking about taking a nap, probably play some vidya.

>>420407

Oh jeez, I first thought "destroyed" meant "failed at" for a second there. Good for you, then!

>>420408

Alright! Except our new shelter cat is starting to fight with our old one, we'll see how it goes.

>>420409

Oh neat, the original?

It's a ground-up root that I use against anxiety! Works well for a short time, even though it makes me thirsty as hell. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kava

>>420417

yeah, can't wait for the gen eds where people have a hard time with math and english shit.

>>420419

What're you actually studying, then? I don't really know the English terms for college stuff.

>>420416

Never heard of qdoba. Taking a nap sounds comfy, what game?

>>420417

Remaster. Oh, send me 5 please. You're always thirsty :^) Jokey

>>420418

How many hours are in you atm? Yea about 25-27 hours in atm. An interesting world it is and I hope the next one is set back in time or cyberpunk. Refund?

>>420419

I mean hillbillies exist already, sooo

>>420421

Not entirely sure. I played it through on normal, probably took like 10-12 hours, now I'm ~3/4 of the way through my hard playthrough.

I've heard it's one of the best AC games to date. I hope they keep up the 2 year cycle, or at least 1.5 year or so.

Yeah I'm getting Fortnite refunded. It's in early access so they're pretty liberal with the refunds. Put like 250$ into it twice back when my girlfriend only had a PC.

>>420421

Oh, but still the first one! I've actually heard some shit about the remaster, but I assume that's only stuff that mega-nerds would care about.

You can just order it online, at iherb or something, it's not expensive! Though over here it's technically illegal. Aaand yes, I am thirsty af at all times

>>420421

>>420420

I am current'y going to school for advanced manufacturing and my classes now are CAD, Manufacturing, manual machinging, and intro to engineering.

>>420421

it's like chipottle

and I think what ever the discord is up for, they were talking worms Armageddon.

>>420422

yeah, I guess, just can't wait to have to deal with stupid questions all the time.

>>420422

If you start on hard do you miss normal trophies? The combat is fun, the world is interesting, the people are ehh but I dont mind. Gonna get far cry? Heard it has a problem with giving you a breather. Gibing it money, nerd. Seems everyone loves it ;-;. Im not a fan of that building really

>>420423

Mhm. Must be since its pretty and enjoyable so far, ban those mega nerds. That wasn't a no, my address is __. Oh…better keep it then. Why is it illegal?

>>420424

I must be the only nerd here who isn't going to school ;-;. I see. That's sounds fun

>>420424

Oh right! I think you've mentioned it before, actually, aaand I'm sure that even if it's easy for you it'd go straight over my Humanities head.

>>420425

I'll try to get them banned from Youtube, if I can even remember their names!

If you tell me your address I'll just send you dildos tbh. And it's illegal by default, since it's not among the approved "natural medicines"! So in theory it's illegal, but nobody at any point made an argument as to why it should be. The only risk factor is if you mix it with other stuff, like alcohol (and it can give you dry skin if you use it too often)

>>420426

I believe in you. Huh really okay pm :^). Sorry but I got to call the nerd police on you, hope you can forgive me. Oh..I dont want it anymore then

>>420427

Jeeeez. I'd advise you to try it, anyway! It's comfy stuff.

Anyway, bed time! Good night

>>420425

Nah, most games have stackable difficulty trophies. i just wanted a casual run where I focus on collectibles and did a trophy for finishing a segment without dying.

So boring characters? The graphics and combat look pretty great though.

And nah, not for a while. I generally don't buy games for more than 40$, and even that much takes convincing. Last time was when I got Wolfenstein 2 on sale.

Everyone's pretty obsessed with the BR mode. I got it for co-op long before that was even a thing. The co-op is pretty fun but F2P grindy and I don't really have time for that.

>>420426

Maybe I should get into kava again. I tried some roots I harvested with a coworker and they just made me nauseous and gave me a numb mouth.

Maybe the prepared stuff is better

>>420428

Jeez?! We will see. Sleep well

>>420429

I see. Yea the only one I care about is the MC so far. Is there a game you think is worth $60 atm? I'll just be a pirate for now.True, explains why its getting so many views on twitch.

Decided to play with my banjo.

>>420425

probably, I just dream to one day own my own business manufacturing firearms.

>>420426

I also learned to learn the navy way.

>>420430

Well, I'm definitely getting Borderlands 3 as soon as it lands, for both me and the gfs. Though they're game sharing so they'd only need to buy it once.

Besides that I don't really know, possibly Detroit: Become Human, but I have more than enough games to wait until it's cheap.

I mean, it's pretty much F2P PUBG, so yeah. The co-op hasn't been getting much in the way of viewership, but it's not particularly spectacular.

>>420431

Banjo Tuesdays. You seem smart enough to do it. Then you can teach me how to shoot :^)

>>420432

Oh yea thats gonna be a thing. I can't get into for some reason. Hmm not Gow? Days gone would of been nice this year but rip. Give me a first person and no building mode and I might get hooked.I just suck at it ;-;

>>420433

Sorry, shower.

Yeah, sometime. No official release date, so probably 2019 or so.

And ehh. The new God of War looks good, but I'm not overly hyped for it. Too much change. I can't rightly expect it to be a proper God of War sequel, as it does away with the Greek mythos stuff, which would presumably make it a total reset. And the emphasis on the boy makes it sound like it's going to be a much more Last of Us type experience. So I'll approach it as a new IP.

What about you? Any new games you're hyped for?

I mean when I played BR it didn't strike me as an awfully skill based game. You get to the top 10 just by hiding in a bush while the bottom feeders kill eachother off.

>people bitching about how this battle is near impossible on titan mode

>finish it in two tries

>>420428

With this post i shall summon skandi, destroyer of cocks and consumer of alcohols. May all ye termble in despair at his holy wrath.

>>420436

The summoning worked, it was just extremely delayed! And I don't destroy cocks, jeez.

>>420437

>Skandi isnt a cock mongler

Jeez i bet you're going to tell me that the earth is flat next.

How are you doing?

>>420438

The cocks I mess with remain fully intact (assuming they were intact to begin with).

I'm doing alright! I've got two weeks of free time ahead of me, so I was thinking of maybe getting back into Rimworld or something. What about you?

>>420438

I knew an actual flat earther once. He was pretty trippy.

>>420440

Thats how most are i assume

>>420439

Doing good doing school stuff, ive been playing a lot of vermintide 2 myself after coming off of a week break.

>>420441

Ooh neat, how is it? I never played the first one, but it's certainly on the list of stuff I'll have to play once I actually get an acceptably good computer (rather than this one which almost overheats when playing Rimworld).

>>420443

>heretic northerners

>go to sex shop

>look around for a bit

>ask what the thickest condoms they have are

>cashier looks around behind the counter

>get some that have very thick rubber

>"uh, i meant 'thick' as in circumference"

>cashier hesitates for a bit before handing me new ones

a) It feels good to have a thicc dicc

b) It's intensely awkward to have to tell some rando girl about my dick specs

c) I don't even know why I bother finding condoms now considering that it's probably a year or so until master and I will meet again

>>420445

>condoms

But Skandi, you're the resident buttslut!

>>420446

… Maybe, but I also have A Thing about hygiene! Like, when master jerks me off he knows that he has to have a towel handy because I think having cum on me is disgusting. So if I'm gonna fuck him at some point I'll absolutely use a condom, no matter how clean he is!

>>420447

Oh, fair enough. Cum is pretty gross. I used to wash pretty heavily if I got any on me, but I'm pretty easily grossed out in general.

Don't have that problem anymore, luckily(?).

>>420448

Well yeah, cum is gross, but so is the stuff that you might get on your dick if you fucked a guy. To a much bigger degree tbh!

I mean, I assume you don't actually miss it!

>>420449

Well, yeah. Gotta prep and all that. Though I guess if you just don't eat for a while it's clean enough to do with a condom.

I mean it seems like it'd be a fun ability to have during actual sex. But yeah, otherwise it was just a bother that I'm happy to be rid of.

>>420450

Iiit's still disgusting though! At least to me.

I'm cis as heck, but even I kinda wish I didn't have proper cum! I'm just not interested in spreading my shitty genes, buuut there's that niggling voice that tells me I shouldn't cut off the possibility forever

>>420451

I mean yeah, it's pretty gross no matter how you look at it. I don't think I'd ever be okay eating ass, for instance.

I mean, yeah, it's pretty nice to just be able to get off in the morning and go right back to sleep without clean up or anything.

>I'm just not interested in spreading my shitty genes

Saaaaame. Too much mental illness running through my family. And I'd be a godawful parent.

>>420452

Yeeeah, no! Eating ass is an absurd meme fetish that I hope will die out soon.

Personally, I think I'd be an alright parent, but my family has a history of alcoholism and depression, so that wouldn't be great. Not that master really wants a kid anyway, but I'll change his mind

>>420453

Yeahhh, I don't get how anyone can be okay with that. It's kind of a shame it's so gross, I'd probably be pretty good at it with my long ass tongue.

I'm borderline so it's hard enough to deal with regular people, and kids are like people on nightmare mode.

so i take it you're pretty interested in kids?

>>420454

>ass tongue

Sounds like you'd be a natural!

And jeez, no, I'm not even remotely interested in kids in the way that I assume you're implying.

>>420455

God damn I didn't even notice that.

Erm, no, I didn't mean it like that! I just was asking if you're pretty set on wanting to *have* kids.

So what are you up to? I'm just playing Borderlands in co-op, as usual.

>>420456

>

Oh! Well yeah, I'd very much like to have a kid at some point. It's gonna have to be adoption, but still! I've had enough animal shelter cats to know that I can love creatures even if I didn't personally make them.

I'm not doing much atm! Playing Japan in EU3 (my go-to grand strategy game) turned out to be kinda boring, so in my couple of weeks off now I'll probs just not do anything interesting

>>420457

Nothing wrong with adoption! You can make a little dent in the number of kids without parents. Hopefully you can convince your master.

Do you not play anything besides that? I've got like 3-6 active games at any one time.

Self-improvement is hard. Or maybe I just suck at it.

How's life going /lewd/?

>>420459

I'm grinding Disgaea 5 and watching Star Trek. Pretty good.

You?

>>420459

Hi daisy!

>>420457

I'm sorry man but just because your god tells you to bring plague and pestilence to us down south here doesn't mean our god allows it.

By Sigmar, the Hammer, and the Emperor i judge you all.

>>420433

anything interesting going on?

I did not link that post, I was gonna link it the other day, but came back way too late, I don't know how it got back in the text field.

>>420462

Not a hell of a lot. Pulled an all nighter watching star trek and grinding in Disgaea, then played a bunch of vidya with the gf.

You?

>>420464

I did collage stuff, and got involved in a restoration project for an old military bulldozer, I get to draw up a few CAD files for some rollers for the tracks. and maybe help all the people restoring these things.

>>420465

So what are you studying for? Engineering or something?

Sounds like you've been busy, either way.

I'm probably going to pass out now though, I've got a godawful migraine presumably related to me not getting a wink of sleep.

>>420466

engineering and advanced manufacturing.

you just reminded me I should eat something, all I've had all day is beef jerky.

>>420460

Playing Grand Strategy and considering therapy. I don't really know where to start, though.

>>420461

Hey Armored. How's has life been? It's been awhile.

>>420468

Im just doing college stuff how have you been?

>>420468

I can't imagine it's that difficult. Just look up therapists in your area? I dunno.

I'm probably going to go for a psychiatrist first and foremost because I just need my anxiety / mood swings / adhd gone.

>look for city building games that work on old laptops

>stumble over Realm Grinder

>turns out to be an idle clicker game

>still play it for two days

>tfw master isn't here to fugg my bp

>>420472

>old laptop

so that's why you don't play a lot of games

>>420474

Yep. I used to have an even older laptop, that could play basically zero games, but then master gave me his old Mac laptop, so now I can play a tiny bit more!

But man, the vidya doesn't even matter, because the resolution on this baby is so much better than the old one.

>>420473

>bp

>>420476

>bp

>>420470

Been alright, I guess. Been doing school, though I'm on spring break right now.

>>420471

If it suits you. I went to a psychiatrist first and I decided whatever I had was mild enough to work through it without medication. Personally I dislike pills and whatnot, but I will say they did help with the mental side of things. They just made life a little more flat. Probably the best though if you don't really have a handle on your stuff/self-medicate.

Also, it probably isn't that hard, but doing adult things requires effort and I've yet to work that up.

>>420477

>bp

>>420477

>gp

>>420480

Hiya, Kattie! What's up?

>>420479

reeeeeee

>>420477

Ban bp

>>420480

Afternon

>>420482

bp is the only p that should be legal desu

>>420483

Trying to reduce population huh?

>>420484

Trying to increase the pleasure!

But now it's time to sleep, though, goodnight

>>420485

I'll have to take your word for it, for now. Enjoy the sleeps

>>420485

More like trying to increase the poopdick

>>420487

RIP

get a laptop you nerd

>>420485

Wait, what happens to all the girls, then?

>>420488

Some basic hygiene will prevent that, jeez!

>>420489

They can work in the mines!

ALSO

https://skandikonata.tumblr.com/post/171998274214/anniversary

>>420490

I think it's time we eliminate the bp problem

Also, congrats. I'm at like 9 months with the girl I've been dating longest

>>420491

bp and gp can live in harmony desu

Thanks! And that's not a bad amount of time either, anything past a couple of months seems to mean it'll last for ages

>>420493

>>420496

Fair enough

You up to anything interesting lately?

Hello lewdies. Long time no see.

>>420498

Where'd you go, and why are you anime now

>>420500

But you're no longer simply curious.

>>420502

Wouldn't it be fair to say that you have already embraced the anime hidden deep within your mindsoul?

what a pickle we're in!

>>420506

I hate pickles. I'm

>rediscovered the Kaiji manga

Man, the new arc is a ton of fun!

>caught up to speed with Kaiji

>started reading Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa

Fukumoto is good as hell tbh.

>>420511

>battleborn

GIVE IT UP!

>>420515

No can do, compadre

>>420516

That crop

>>420518

what's wrong with it?

>get a call asking if I can show up to a meeting with a psychologist in two hours

>uh sure

>get an offer for group therapy for anxiety

>accept

>it'll be on Tuesdays

>six participants plus two psychologists

>twelve sessions in total

>sure sure all sounds good

>each session lasts for 2.5 hours

WHAT THE FUCK

>>420519

The words! Sneaking in or trying to leave the pic!

>>420522

I read that as "the swords" at first, and was hella confused for like 10 seconds.

>>420525

I guessss, but it's such a long time. Though apparently the first few sessions will be mostly the psychologists talking to us about how anxiety works and stuff, so that shouldn't be too stressful

do people still exist?

>>420527

Some people do.

>>420528

This is a quicker post than I expected Skandi-boo

>>420529

Well, I'm not really doing anything today except browsing the internet, so I notice p quickly when this tab updates! And besides, you replied in like a minute

>>420530

Well… I had you waiting for longer this time!

But same… when the tab shows (1) I check. (well when I notice)

>>420531

What an insult to my royal dignity!

I'll have you waiting longer now though, 'cause I'm gonna go buy some sweet potatoes

>>420532

I'll never do this again my majesty of the Nord kind.

Sweet taters, have fun at the shops.

>>420533

Very good, my loyal peasant.

It wasn't particularly fun, largely because the weather outside is awful. It's not snowing, but enough snow is being picked up by the crazy wind so that it might as well be

>>420534

Got yer sweet tatos

Snow can't fuck off soon enough. It's an endless cycle of snow melting during day and freezing during night here.

>>420535

Not mine, actually, my roommate's! I just got a couple of beers while I was there.

So the sidewalks are all icy and horrible, I assume? Must be hard for you in your high heels then

>>420536

Oh. I was going to ask what you were going to cook but i guess it's just the weekend alcohol diet for you.

Yeeeeep. It's awful.

Ha-Ha. Ha-Ha. they don't make high heels for my stupid yeti feet

>>420537

Hey, I'm not that much of an alcoholic! I've already had dinner, and it was a great monstrosity of taco-spiced ground beef, chopped potatoes and veggies, salsa and Greek yoghurt.

Ack! Here at least the winter is still dry and nice, but it'll get icy and horrible soon enough (and then wet and dreadful).

I'm sure they do, but you might have to order them from some specialty store. Generic comment about what big feet means

>>420538

Ahhh sounds pretty darn nice. Darn nice! Gah! I had some cabbage stew at parents :l

I wouldn't mind this wet ice cycle if it at least progressed towards spring but it keeps getting reset with some snow fall!

Ye they do but I don't want to pay the specialty prices for heels. I just want to be able to grab some from H&M sale section. Paying 10e for some heels made by 3 year old one handed kids working 18h a day with one bathroom break is the only reasonable price I can justify.

>>420539

It was! Though a tiny bit too spicy for me. Living with a celiac girl has forced me to be a lot more creative in my cooking, which has just made it better tbh. There's nothing wrong with cabbage stew!

How far north do you live, anyway? Those cucks down south here are having plus degrees almost daily now, smh.

Understandable, really! I'm pretty sure I haven't bought clothes made by anyone who doesn't get whipped daily for years

>>420540

It's honestly really fun when you have some "limitation" that forces you to try things you haven't before! I mean it could be, it wasn't too great though.

Close enough to Helsinki that I can walk to the city border in 10ish min.we're also having.

I mean clearly whipping works as a great motivator for quality work!

>>420541

Yep! jfc i miss pizza though

Oh what. I'm hella further north than you, then! Southerner!!

Especially if you get an all-masochist workforce, it makes everything so much more convenient

god i hate making beds

>>420543

Are you a carpenter or something?

>>420544

no, i mean like putting the bed sheets on the bed

duh

>>420545

I know, my sense of humour is just terrible sometimes.

>>420546

to be fair i've gotten like three hours of sleep in the last 36 hours so i probably wouldn't have gotten it even if your sense of humor was functional

so how you doing?

>>420547

Whatcha doing destroying your sleep schedule, then?

I'm doing alright! I've got all of next week off, except I've got some assignments to get to, so it should be p chill.