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File: 9c30df48adf9f7a⋯.png (963.77 KB,882x1062,49:59,sk1426890960287.png)

 No.420263 [View All]

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 No.420571

File: 1e423299ab8fee5⋯.jpg (539.53 KB,849x1200,283:400,sk1426890959769.jpg)

>>420570

Well, only master is allowed to spank me. And he's also the only one allowed to give me Vitamin Dick!!

What's even the appeal?

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 No.420572

File: 46b93831174ce33⋯.png (473.42 KB,693x1000,693:1000,HVnBzCp.png)

>>420571

Makes sense.

I don't know. I just started liking it after watching it with a friend. It's kind of like any sport I guess. With the chance of neat crashes. But yea…. Idk.

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 No.420573

File: 9f50113c2dc6c73⋯.png (199.13 KB,490x490,1:1,sk1426890960225.png)

>>420572

And in any case I'm sure I'd be disappointed by the size of anyone else's dick after I've had his tbh.

I guessss, I just don't fully get it! It seems like it's just guys driving in a circle. I understand soccer more than I understand F1!

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 No.420574

>>420573

Interesting….

Pffft! It's entertaining! Kind of! Anyways an excuse to eat crap!

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 No.420575

File: 6b4f4f21e773169⋯.png (284.29 KB,551x593,551:593,sk1426890959576.png)

>>420574

I've bragged about master's dick before! It's insanely thicc. Like, I need the biggest condoms available in the country, and he's a good bit thiccer than me.

Sure! All sorts of "events" on TV are mostly excuse to be social and stuff

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 No.420576

>>420575

Lewd. And yeah I think you have.

Life is only an excuse to do stuff you enjoy

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 No.420577

File: aa624dace753b48⋯.png (263.38 KB,517x600,517:600,sk1426890959700.png)

>>420576

I absolutely have. Because it turns me on so much.

Deep, Venn-Venn. But not wrong! It's not like I'd bother watching Eurovision alone

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 No.420578

>>420577

How naughty.

Just something I need to fuqing learn!

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 No.420579

File: f3eeb41f19bfada⋯.png (221.32 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959684.png)

>>420578

I think being turned on by my bf's dick is pretty standard, desu.

Uh, what do you need to learn?

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 No.420580

>>420579

Yea but being bi is naughty

Life is only an excuse to do stuff you enjoy

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 No.420581

File: 62569869e9f86be⋯.png (59.26 KB,200x200,1:1,sk1426890959916.png)

>>420580

Is not! Not as long as I'm monogamous! In other words, I'm gay for all practical purposes atm.

Oh, well yeah. It's an easy thing to say, but harder to live by

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 No.420582

>>420581

And here I decided not to meme you by calling you gay instead of bi since hurr durr bi isn't a thing. I can never win.

"Hmm I never do things i enjoy because i don't need it, why am i so unhappy"

really makes you think

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 No.420583

File: 63930a689da4f3f⋯.jpg (112.28 KB,1024x768,4:3,sk1426890959799.jpg)

>>420582

Jeeeez. Well, in practice I'm gay, but I still fap to femdom and stuff! And if I end up single at some point, I'll be bi again.

What's something you enjoy that you just don't do, then?

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 No.420584

File: 021e64df751f1ca⋯.png (223.33 KB,512x512,1:1,1474739501571.png)

monogamy is a cuck fetish

we must abolish it

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 No.420585

>>420583

just gonna call you a bifag

eat out, go to bars, go ice skating, go to conventions, go to movies, go to art galleries, go to museums…. Long list. But me and psych are working on it.

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 No.420586

File: 139b3f794b6b6da⋯.png (291.25 KB,460x460,1:1,sk1426890959640.png)

>>420584

Monogamy is nice and comfy.

>>420585

It's what I am, so that works!

Oooh right, that kind of thing. Yeah, I'll be working on that in a couple of weeks myself. First time actually getting therapy, whoo

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 No.420587

>>420586

How the therapy been so far?

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 No.420588

File: 980d29a3242acff⋯.png (499.36 KB,713x1000,713:1000,sk1426890960014.png)

>>420587

There hasn't been any! Just a good few rounds of filling out forms and checking if I'd work in that or that kind of therapy. So April 3rd will be my first time! And it'll be group therapy

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 No.420589

>>420588

Oh. I remembered you talking about having your first session last time I was here so I just assumed it was in full force by now!

I kind of miss filling out forms. Nervous about it being group stuff?

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 No.420590

File: 1ceb764b7abc361⋯.jpg (299.73 KB,850x507,850:507,sk1426890960205.jpg)

>>420589

Yeeeah, it's been a long shitty time. All the normal psychologists were fully booked, so no sessions with them, and then the first therapy group was full, and I'm apparently not in touch with my emotions enough to be in the second therapy group. But now it's finally actually happening!

Oh yeah, it's gonna suck ass. It's gonna be stressful and terrible, no doubt. But I also hope it's gonna help a bit!

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 No.420591

File: 74ee1c6ada80055⋯.png (734.51 KB,992x1406,496:703,4982af552b9eaa0c24ecce4e94….png)

Oh boy look at all these new posts!

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 No.420592

>>420590

Awh that really sucks. The struggle is really awful. Finally over though. "Not in touch with emotions enough" Why do you guys think I'm here!

Honestly with my group therapy I was really surprised how comfy it was. Admittedly I got into the group when there were only 2 others so it was probably easier than now with there being like 6 I think. By the way for me I was expecting it to be like in the movies or tv where you see like 10 people sitting in a circle taking turns saying stuff, for me it really wasn't like that. It was way chiller.

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 No.420593

File: 0c74a59ef84e8fd⋯.jpg (154.35 KB,875x1000,7:8,plip.jpg)

>>420591

there are no new posts

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 No.420594

File: fea33277d8b8d2f⋯.jpg (116.55 KB,365x365,1:1,sk1426890959890.jpg)

>>420591

It's almost like this place is kinda alive for once!

>>420592

It sucks a ton, but it's worked out now! What, do you mean you're very in touch with your emotions, or not at all?

How does it work, then? The first few sessions for me will apparently just be the psychologists talking about how anxiety works and stuff. And each session will be two and a half hours, which I will never cease to be shocked by

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 No.420595

File: cc78d006c8fd3eb⋯.png (244.01 KB,420x420,1:1,sk1426890959711.png)

Now I really need to head to bed though, it's almost 3:30. So good night!

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 No.420596

>>420594

I just meant that it sounds silly. No therapy for you because you don't know your emotions!

silly.

It's mostly comfy listening to the therapists talk about subject X. Other than that it's like *some* tasks and questions for the group but it's very chill and stuff. Idk how to really explain. But it's not what you see in tv and movies for me at least!

Sorry I left ya hanging for a bit sleep well!

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 No.420597

File: 530386827793942⋯.jpg (189.62 KB,1800x1300,18:13,__djeeta_granblue_fantasy_….jpg)

>>420523

Does playing DF make you a MEGAnerd? Played a bit last week but didn't really get into yet but I will soon

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 No.420598

File: 385c7b07a45e658⋯.png (129.07 KB,310x310,1:1,sk1426890959688.png)

>>420597

I'm afraid it makes you a turbonerd almost immediately! At least once you start enjoying it

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 No.420599

File: e1da6ef6a138691⋯.gif (1.2 MB,500x281,500:281,tumblr_o041ykaI1x1rgo4kzo1….gif)

Hello, Nerdlets

>been drinking 2-3 cans of monster energy and getting 3-4 hours of sleep for the last few days

how's /lewd/ doing

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 No.420600

File: ea989446d76a63f⋯.jpg (181.54 KB,1301x2047,1301:2047,DZIAwBuVQAAR5cg.jpg)

>>420599

why though

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 No.420601

File: ea596f04b05322a⋯.jpg (36.83 KB,745x614,745:614,s m o o t h.jpg)

>>420600

i haven't really felt like sleeping

>when you're too depressed to want to do anything except play games all night

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 No.420602

File: 8e1fa26fb0337f9⋯.png (471.19 KB,509x700,509:700,NQGFRll.png)

>>420601

I can see understand that. So what you been playing then

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 No.420603

File: a602b1c232c1efc⋯.jpg (43.29 KB,851x667,37:29,paradox.jpg)

>>420602

borderlands 2 with the gf, also uncharted 4 and need for speed rivals (it's kind of shit)

it's time for my daily 4 hour nap though so ttyl

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 No.420604

File: 34f60a58bef3399⋯.jpg (93.99 KB,800x822,400:411,DYp9-6FU8AEE_A4.jpg)

>>420603

have fun rest well

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 No.420605

File: be493dbed397642⋯.jpg (44.02 KB,611x683,611:683,kappa.jpg)

>completely forgot my name

whoops

what's happening, deadlewd

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 No.420606

>>420605

ffxiv grind before the reset

5 more dungeon runs to go

wbu?

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 No.420607

>>420606

>ffxiv

blackjack get you into that?

not much though. internet too shit to watch TV so i'll probably just play uncharted. also gotta get my stuff together and write a long-overdue smut request

haven't seen you in a bit. what've you been up to the last few months?

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 No.420608

File: d65c92555be9988⋯.jpg (49.15 KB,720x1180,36:59,DYvSNsWVQAEtKPP.jpg)

>>420607

you guessed it!

oh my a smut request. which uncharted?

ummm was in neet rehab and now i'm no longer in neet rehab… that's the short of it basically lol. that and therapy stuff continuing.

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 No.420609

>>420608

i tried ffxiv but i don't have the attention span for it. tbh i like to pump and dump games

yeah, i decided to take up a request because i figured it'd be an easier way to get back into smut than OC stuff.

uncharted 4, picked it up for like 16$. it's pretty good, honestly!

neet rehab??

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 No.420610

>>420609

I get what you mean.the early game is awful. but to me it was nice since there was always something to progress forwards.

THAT'S GOOD! write smut you degenerate.

only ever played 2 and never finished the boss of that. they're fun games ahhh i want to play

basically like adult day care 3 days a week

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 No.420611

>>420610

i just lose interest in games after a while regardless. attention span too weak

>degenerate

well to be fair i don't actually appreciate porn much. i'm only really in it for money

the original 3 uncharted games aren't doing as much for me but 4 is really good so far. would like to platinum them all eventually

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 No.420612

and that's the dungeon grind done…. only took 2h……………………..

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 No.420613

File: 0fbeb1468a107d2⋯.jpg (843.08 KB,1920x1080,16:9,[HorribleSubs] Mahoutsukai….jpg)

>>420598

Phew I am safe for now. One weekend I will really dive into it and see if its for me

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 No.420614

File: 00f014922c1c37e⋯.jpg (16.36 KB,288x402,48:67,1535146393487.jpg)

>>420598

Do you use any tile mods or can you stand to look at ASCII graphics?

>>420613

Don't count on it!

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 No.420615

File: 92e5258ee2ac1d1⋯.jpg (879.33 KB,1675x1200,67:48,MR-28196-811436-2.jpg)

>amerikans

>>420613

Good luck! I'd recommend starting somewhere v easy until you get the hang of things. Though sadly just walling yourself in to keep attackers out is harder these days, now that they can climb walls and stuff.

>>420614

I can't stand to use ASCII in any game, sadly! I use Phoebus 16x16, largely because it's what I'm used to

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 No.420616

>>420615

Yeah that's accurate.

Was thinking so. I gotta commend anyone who wants to willingly look at ascii graphics. Tried looking into some rogue comes but a lot seem to only use ascii. Even newer ones will use them!

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 No.420617

File: 42a7ab92408e581⋯.jpg (434.57 KB,832x1200,52:75,MR-28196-811436-3.jpg)

>>420616

Pretty much!

It's just a matter of being used to it, I assume, but since I can't get into any ASCII games because I'm not used to ASCII it just won't ever work! Just not old enough to ever not have had a choice but to play them

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 No.420618

File: e610ab70c0f6c22⋯.png (1.87 MB,1348x1284,337:321,Screen Shot 2018-03-27 at ….png)

>/lewd/

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 No.420619

File: 41bbbe6f21b4961⋯.png (176.55 KB,586x956,293:478,nUgAZo0.png)

>>420618

Who the fuck is the homo!?

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 No.420621

File: 10192d5cae8d0b1⋯.png (285.44 KB,668x458,334:229,Screen Shot 2018-03-27 at ….png)

>>420619

You are, you wannabe cum receptacle!!

Also, new thread:

>>420620

>>420620

>>420620

>>420620

>>420620

>>420620

>>420620

>>420620

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