/lewd/ - Circlejerks

February means worst holiday that makes me cranky.

>>450698

Oh, well that too I guess. I don't really care much about Valentine's day, buuut I guess that's just my long term relationship privilege talking.

>>450698

Knew that looked familiar.

>>450699

I just hate everything it brings, if that makes sense.

I am however looking forward to all the Valentines day ASMR, hopefully it's good.

>>450700

I have the /mu/ version, which speaking of…

BEHOLD

The thread that saved /mu/

>>450701

Not really! What does it bring?

I didn't even think of that! It makes sense, though. ASMR isn't my cup of tea at all, but good luck!

>mfw three of my drawings made it on there

The magic.

>>450702

I guess it's mostly on me, but just negative feelings, feeling unwanted, not good enough, things like that.

Then just turns into plain old depression.

I just hate being lonely.

ASMR keeps me going!

>>450703

O-oh, I see, I thought you were referring to stuff that Valentine's brings more generally, like gifts or chocolate or whatever; makes my question seem unnecessarily probing in hindsight.

I just use podcasts and let's players for that myself!

>>450707

I've been here essentially since day 1, so sure!

>>450709

There is a Discord server, yeah, which is pretty much what killed this board. I don't remember what it's called though, I don't use Discord myself.

>>450710

all i want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain awa~y

I'd assume most people here also use 4chan, but presumably not "the people" you're referring to!

When it comes to groups of them, the only one I subscribe to is Funhaus. They're by no means perfect, but I've been subscribed for so long that I know them all and can excuse their weaknesses. Like every time James tells a joke he looks extremely nervous until someone laughs/smiles.

Wait there's a discord server?

>>450711

IT'S A CRUEEEL SEXUALIIITYYYY

People I know from these furry threads.

One of them who has kind of a crush on me.

>Inb4 there you go!!!

I feel kinda nothing for him, we're complete opposites.

He's a bit of a weeb and I frankly don't care about anime.

A while ago he asked what music I was listening to and he wasn't into it, to be fair, Lingua Ignota is not something I recommend to people but he asked!

Tl;dr Guy that lives just outside of town has a crush on me but I don't.

I loved The Creatures, but they dun broke up years ago now.

Uberhaxornova is still my favorite Youtube gaming person, coincidentally he is also called James!

>>450712

BABY, I'LL LOVE YOU TO DEATH / I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU GET

I'm not gonna bully furries, dork.

Huuuh. I mean, I do understand what you mean, but if he lives pretty close to you would it maybe be worth meeting up?

I did look him up, but it doesn't really seem like he plays the kind of games I'm interested in, sadly!

>>450713

YOU CAN BE ANYONE YOU WAANT TO BEEEEEEE

DOOOOOWN

LET IT ALL BURN DOOOWN

>>450713

Nobully, I barely even go into those threads anymore

Just not my type, I do not feel -IT- for 'em.

I have met up, invited me to an anime convention which I kindly declined because I don't care about anime and I don't wanna give off hints.

I love his old Minecraft and Happy Wheels playthroughs, teenage me used to binge watch those at night.

>>450715

kiss me again, re-kiss me, and kiss me

slip your frigid hand beneath my shirt

this useless old fucker with his twinkling cunt

doesn't care if he gets hurt

I don't care either way! Own your fetishes.

Sure, makes sense then.

Uh well, Kyoko's one of the OG /lewd/ites, along with Noun and Bit and so on. Bit was the admin before me! And Noun is the reason that rule 2 exists, because he would get genuinely upset if someone posted Revy porn.

>>450717

IF YOU BUILT YOURSELF A MYTH

YOU'D KNOW JUST WHAT TO GIIVE

WHAT COMES AFTER THIIS

MOMENTARY BLIIISS

THE CONSEQUENCE

OF WHAT YOU DO TO MEEE

HELP ME TO NAAME IT

HELP ME TO NAME IIIT

It's a weird community. And I guess so.

I'm just trying not to make it hard, normally I'm the one chasing people.

Ooo juicy /lewd/ lore. What happened to 'em?

Weird rule but iirc there's a similar one in that one waifu board.

>>450718

if it were but a matter of faith

if it were measured in petitions and prayer

she would materialise, all fleshed out

but it is not, nor do i care

Noun joined the army, but I think he's out of it now! Kyoko's still horny as hell, he was trying to get nudes out of me just a few days ago 'cause I logged onto Discord to do voice with mistress, despite us not having talked in literal years.

Anyway, it's time for me to head to bed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKhwitXvVj8

Yeah, I'm thinking Czechs are based.

>>450722

>>450723

Something about having her heart close to you.

>>450724

>women

>having hearts

SD, pls.

>>450725

There surely must be some, but they're really rare.

>>450726

Not a one. Luckily, cute boys have flat chests to hug close too.

>>450727

There is bound to be an Amélie somewhere out there.

>>450728

Who?

>>450729

It's a somewhat old French romance movie from the 2001s, there's also a musical of it.

>>450730

>It tells the story of a shy waitress, played by Audrey Tautou, who decides to change the lives of those around her for the better while struggling with her own isolation.

Gay.

>>450731

It's cute and slut.

Oh right, the word filter for püré.

>>450732

>>450733

lmao

>>450734

Totally forgot this place did it as well, thought it was just Fox.

>>450735

I miss the word filters.

I bet I can even type and post "Smiles" here, and that's just no fun.

>>450736

Ones that are for words that can be either used in everyday conversation or as parts of other words are just dumb, they ruin the context.

>>450737

Eh, it can be a little funny.

This place is deader 'an Elvis.

>>450738

Just dumb.

Only really active during eu nighttime and more so during eu night weekends.

>>450739

Ur dumb.

Why are you awake at this hour SD?

>>450740

No, you.

Troubles sleeping, was asleep for about 1,5 hours as I went to bed at 11 pm.

Kind of been going to bed and getting out every 30-45 mins with no results.

>>450741

That's awful dude. Anything you can pick out waking you up?

>>450742

Doesn't help that brains won't stay quiet.

I'm just contemplating on watching some vidyagaem event things in 20 mins, then heading to bed to try to fall asleep for a few hours before having to go to uni in 4 hours.

>>450743

Class is gonna suck today at this rate.

What's bouncin' around in dome that won't let you sleep?

>>450744

Yup, will have 4,5 hours of lectures today.

Pretty much everything.

>>450745

That's a lot of things. There's not that many things in Finland I don't think.

>>450746

Ehh, just whatever from uni to planned vacations to what I want to cook, kind of everything mixed up.

Anyhow time for a nap.

>go to this semester's first meeting of the poetry club

>only three people showed up

It really made me want to reference the anime trope of "we have to recruit one more person or we'll get disbanded", but the vibe of the other people wasn't really right.

Also, Tony a cute. (And my new phone's camera did a good job of compensating for his movement and it being pretty dark, impressed.)

>>450748

Anime trope as in like Nichijou with the Go+Soccer club?

Or like March Comes in Like a Lion with their chemistry + shogi club?

>>450749

Haruhi was the first that came to mind! Then I'm pretty sure it happens in Genshiken, and also in Nagatoro-san. I can't actually remember it happening in Nichijou, even though I've seen that 2.5 times or so!

>>450750

Ah, think I watched Haruhi for a few episodes really really long time ago with my sister, like mid 2000s.

Haven't seen those.

Well, there's a club consisting of a club leader and his assistant girl, then they take in this guy that's a Go+soccer player and they re-model their club around it, turns out their teacher who is in love with the go+soccer guy's sister is actually a go+soccer pro from his school times.

>>450751

I liked Haruhi a lot back in the day, but I'm not sure if it still holds up.

Nagatoro-san is just a manga still, I suspect it's too niche (read: appealing only to masochists) to actually become an anime. You might recognise Nagatoro herself, though, pic attached.

Huuuh, nope, for some reason I don't remember that at all, weird.

>>450752

I can't remember too much about it, childhood was one hell of a fever dream anyhow in my mind.

I don't know about that, I've seen a ton of people posting it.

Weird, it was kind of there throughout multiple episodes and had a few shorts in episodes made just for it as it was silly soccer with weird theatrical poses.

Sometimes you just feel old.

>>450753

I remember thinking Yuki was best girl, but that was back when I was apparently attracted to emotionless submissive robots.

Sure, and there's plenty of masochists online!

>>450754

>starts by describing serious depression

>ends up with the "you" having friends and an office job and going to restaurants and feeling guilty from drinking one beer a day

Oof.

>>450755

Yuki, the pink-haired yandere?

I just think weebs like being stepped on.

Hah, it's just quite spot-on.

>>450756

Uh no, I mean Nagato Yuki, this girl.

I think there's a pretty strong correlation between people who like getting stepped on and people who are masochists!

>>450757

Ah, she's somewhat cute.

I always like the quiet and shy ones most.

Loud and obnoxious ones are awful.

But those are weebs!

>>450759

>>450760

>Flood detected

>>450761

>>450762

why not to robot army

>>450763

it's time to stop posting.

>>450764

Because things.

Nope, you.

Bang! Bang! Maxwells silver hammer came down on her heaaaaaad

Klang Klang! Maxwells silver hammer made sure she wad deead

Finally, jeez. It just kept saying "Flood detected", despite me not having posted at all today.

>>450766

I always get that song mixed up with John Henry, for some reason.

>mistress is learning norwegian

>she asks what the rules for grammatical gender are

>blank for a few seconds

>try to figure out some rules of thumb

>realise there aren't any

Anglophones should be so pleased that they don't have to care about whether "bridge" is a feminine noun or whatever.

>>450768

>Unknown

Spooky!

That song has been stuck in my head all day and I don't even like the Beatles all that much.

>>450771

Yeah, I'm not really sure what's up with these posting issues.

It's a song that's basically designed to get stuck in your head, it seems like! It's the Baby Shark of the 20th century.

Kek, it's so weird going back for a new degree in your mid 20s. Still remember being that dumbass teenager chuckling at the "old" guys in college classes. Now I'm one of them.

Still the only cute person in class tho

>>450776

How cute we talkin'?

>>450778

Well, one is the loneliest number.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLJyOMcFYeA

>>450779

Maybe he wanted to go out with a bang?

>>450780

It's not like he was kicked out of the class or anything though, the professor just reprimanded him in this extremely passive aggressive way. And also included in the email a list of questions about the history of how terms for different races have changed, and when we think it's appropriate to say "black people" vs "African-Americans" or "Caucasians" vs "white people", etc., which we're apparently gonna have a discussion on next class, just calling this guy out even more.

>>450782

The great divide?

>>450783

Between political ideologies, that seems to dictate everything nowadays.

>>450784

Oh, well I mean, saying "nigger" in uni seems to be a pretty clear case of "you probably shouldn't do that".

>>450785

Never know what kind of people he hangs out with.

>>450786

III think even the most hardened literal Nazi knows that that's not the kind of thing you say in an academic setting! Swearing isn't even really allowed, I'd think racial slurs would be pretty obviously out of bounds.

Again though, I assume he just said it 'cause it's said quite a bit in the book, and he was talking about a section where a white guy discovers that his wife is black and hurls all sorts of abuse at her, including calling her a nigger (she's 1/8 black, so she passed as white).

I went on /soc/, some guy said he might be my "ideal partner" but never bothered adding my discord, then said how internet stuff doesn't work for him. Why even say that reeeeeee.

Now I got this deranged furfag going after me in this server, maybe I can use this as an excuse to finally dip.

>>450780

That song just makes me think of the Simpsons movie.

>>450787

That sounds quite weird.

Still never know, I've got quite a much friend groups from all different settings, so.. never can really tell from people if you meet them.

>>450788

How comes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQCuxYyNORY

>>450790

Never know if it triggered something in him.

One group chat that I am in gets triggered by any sort of environmentalist/immigrant posts in media every time that they link it and pick at it all the time.

>>450792

Huh, I'm not sure why my images aren't getting posted. Test.

>>450792

Yeah, felt like it got lost in translation.

I'm part of lots of them, a lot of my friend groups from past have changed a ton, so, can safely say that I am in the middle of the storm always.

There we go again.

IMAGE TEST

>>450795

Jeez, doesn't sound fun at all. Most of my friends have just turned into centrists, which is annoying but oh well. At least one of them is still on my side.

>>450796

Yeah, I thought the same thing myself, that I'd just forgotten or not properly clicked the image, but apparently not!

>>450798

I'm just watching the whole world burn myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV0F_XiR48Q

It happens, 8ch's just messed up.

>Hitting enter made it click the new reply button

>>450799

le sub100 IQ individual, unsure if I should confront or just leave silently.

What a pseudo intellectual dweeb.

>>450799

I don't think they would have had them in such a big movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUTTgg0BvM

>>450799

Sooounds bad!

kek, sounds like internet conversation alright.

>>450800

Personally, I'm anti-"the world burning", but that's just me!

And yeah, it's been messing up more and more recently, hopefully it's not dying again.

>>450803

I'm fairly sure that I'll be dead before it goes down, so..

It was down 3-4 hours back.

>>450804

Ah well.

Used to be the music handling guy in some threads eons ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC2n3oOPOH4

>>450804

You're a brain-washed porn addict because you don't fap enough?

Jeez.

Oh, if he's an /x/ guy then he's really not worth arguing with.

>>450805

Sure, but I still disapprove of it! I presumably won't have any kids, so I don't have any personal stakes in this, but even so.

Yeah, it was down a couple of days back too.

>>450806

It does happen once in a while! When the stars are right and it's euro night.

>>450808

I'm just going with the flow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHKOC64KnE

Never know what causes it, albeit the multiple days one was due to DDoSes.

>>450810

Not really rap, more so hip-hop, albeit I exchanged a few rap songs with you a good while ago with Tech N9ne, Ill Bill etc.

I listen to pretty much anything tbh.

>>450809

"What force on Earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?" But you can still disapprove of the flow, and organise against it.

>>450810

That still doesn't make sense though! Jeez!

What are your sexual preferences, for the record? I seem to remember that you like dudes, but I'm not sure.

I go to /x/ too, flat earth threads and Mandela effect threads are a ton of fun! The ones that are like "I get visited by demons every night" are just depressing, though.

>>450808

01:05 on a Wednesday is "Euro Night"?

>>450813

It's nighttime in Europe, at least! And like I said, the stars also have to be right. If I hadn't happened to pop a bottle of wine today, for instance, I wouldn't be posting.

>>450812

Well, you can say that, but you do know that I am studying environmental sciences?

Also I did drink a 0,75l of sweet red wine too.

>>450811

Ah ah I see

>mfw mis-genre'ing

Can't be as bad as the Grammys calling Igor a rap album tbhs

I'll dig up my old MP4's

This is still one of my favorite albums.

>>450812

I don't know what to make of it either, he's just an angry anon.

Hm I do like dudes, special weakness for /cuteboys/ and other trans folk. Nothing special in my eyes.

Flat earth threads make my mind go numb. I like the creepy urban exploration, the missing 411 stuff, cryptid threads and stuff like that.

>>450816

Silly, hip-hop's more playful and has that easy flow, rap's a lot more aggressive.

Igor, or did you mean Igorrr?

This is still one of my favourites because DnB always.

>>450814

So it's only alive when you and SD drink?

SAD

>>450815

Well okay, but if your entire deal is that you don't want to try to change anything for the better, then…

Sounds good! I went for a relatively dry one myself.

>>450816

I've seen enough weirdoes on Twitter to know that people don't really need to have a coherent worldview, so sure.

Yep, pretty much what I assumed then!

Flat earth threads are so much fun, though! Urbexp threads are also pretty good though, plus of course the mandatory creepy images threads RIPPEN

>>450818

Eh, an alcohol-fueled board is better than no board at all!

>>450819

A change for the better requires a grand-scale change of people doing small things, in order to that happen you need to arrange something that people are willing to do, and in order to that happen it must be beneficial, as people aren't kind enough to do it for free.

Ah, I was looking for a really sweet one as I just like red wines and sweet drinks.

>>450821

Ah, well, I just learned more about it as my friend from uni does freestyle at times, even one time at a bar he just began dropping straight fire at my other friends.

Am not too knowledgeable with Tyler the Creator, more of a MF Doom kind of person.

Drum 'n' Bass, like Pendulum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5f966vztPk

Where you explore doesn't always have to be "urban".

>>450820

Well not really, the fetishisation of individual action is rubbish, the only thing that can actually make a difference is the political will to tell huge companies to go fuck themselves.

Hm, maybe I'll want to try a sweet red wine next time, it's been ages since I've tried one.

>>450821

I don't really use Twitter myself, I just follow people! My last tweet was in mid 2018, and the one before that was in late 2017.

I don't think every straight woman counts as a basic hoe!

I did find a place to explore here, pic attached! It was pretty nice. Having gone back there a few times, I encountered an Eastern European guy making graffiti, who was extremely relieved that I didn't mind, and some ~18 year olds who disapproved of me being there.

Anyway, I'll be heading to bed, so good night!

>>450824

Problem is, that all of those movements telling the big companies to go are small-time movements in the grand scale, so you ought to change the perspective into making people make the differences instead of trying to affect big companies directly, grassroots ideology is the most effective one if it gains enough wind also explaining why renewable energies are becoming more big nowadays due to companies wanting to maintain that -green- image before people.

Better look at the sugar grams/liters ratio when looking for one, I had one with 40g of sugar per liter today.

>>450826

Where's "over here"?

>>450826

Finnish, don't think he could do anything in English.

Ah, think I've heard lots of talk about Wolf.

Think my favourite Blood Stain Child song is Eternal still due to it's melodeath style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECJFc3uD-fM

>making three exam questions based off of the answer to one previous exam question

you will feel my wrath, professor

>>450832

Picture didn't post :c

Evenin'

>>450830

You didn't check the previous exams?! >.<

>>450835

Previous exams here aren't being displayed anywhere other than the previous entry exams.

>>450837

Ah, here they don't generally do it as they slightly modify the test for the next attempts, thus it'd still hold some same questions which you could possibly do beforehand and get in as a cheat-paper.

Also that's weird I'm 90% certain I dropped this file into the previous post…

>>450838

Yeah I guess that's similar then. Although I we have had teachers say "This is likely / possible to appear at an exam." when talking about some topic.

>>450840

Got a pic for ya. Hello.

Shit it's your last semester?

>>450839

8chan's buggy, so it doesn't post all images currently.

Yeah, we've sometimes had that with cool teachers.

>>450840

I've been wondering about joining some clubs here, but they're all run by the other university, so it'd be weird with a lot of strangers..

Also am kind of reserved currently with enough social activities as it is with being a tutor for the new students until next fall.

>>450841

Hi! And that's added to the slowly growing folder of reaction images! For some reason my image didn't post though, 8kun's still being a bit fucked it seems.

My last semester in the world's northernmost university, at least! I'll finish my Bachelor's degree in a few months, then I'll do my Master's degree at another university.

>>450842

I mean, the poetry club here is at my university, but even so I didn't know any of the people at the club. The girl last week was studying medicine even!

Tutor as in actually teaching them stuff, or just helping them get accustomed to their new place?

>>450842

Heck…

Funnily enough, the one I distinctly remember giving us that heads up still had one of the hardest classes.

>>450843

Hello. It's a cute one ^^

Yeah owo… Can't believe it's been so long already!

>>450844

Uh, hm. I truly have no idea how old /lewd/ is,

>>450845

Same as here then, it seems, except here there's generally not more than a ~15 minute walk between each part of the university (not counting those that are like a couple of hours away by car).

What we'd call a "fadder" here then, I know the basic concept!

>>450845

>>450845

Ah oki. Well we had no math so!

>>450846

Me neither… 2016 is when I joined I think? That feels like too short a time ago though.

>>450849

Then 2016 might well be correct I suppose x_x

>>450850

Possibly, I've just always gone and disappeared from time to time due to being a social butterfly.

>>450847

We've got … four buildings for literature/social sciences, I think, and I've absolutely no clue how many other buildings there are.

Nope, for some reason we don't have a word for new students! Except for, like, "new students".

>>450848

Mistress and I got together in 2015 I think, so that sounds about right! We certainly spent our horniest time here.

>>450851

Same, although I never knew I was a butterfly.

''I can flyyyy!!!

>>450852

Guess so o:

L-lewd.

>>450852

Ahh, we have a heckton of buildings, also the buildings in nearby towns are with our city's name for whatever's sake.

Weird, it's a common thing here to have that condescending word for any sort of newbies, like in military we had one for FNGs.

>>450853

But I've never seen you anywhere else!

Other than tripfriends.

Sorry, my eidetic memory struck again.

>>450854

Guess I'm not understanding correctly what social butterfly means, but that's okay, I'm tipsy!

It sure did.

>>450853

What, you showed up too early to hear the recordings of me cumming while thanking my mistress for the privilege?

>>450854

Theeere are … 28 uni buildings within walking distance at my uni, it seems. Then there's all the bullshit buildings in different cities that don't count.

Might be a cultural thing! Norwegians dislike ranks and titles and stuff.

>>450855

Ahh, what did you understand it as?

Hello tipsy, I'm dad.

>>450856

Only thing here that matters is the title for newbies, not like in Germany where you have to have "Professor" at your mail box as a title.

>>450856

Yuuup!

>>450857

I don't even know Someone who's moody, sometimes social, sometimes antisocial so he disappears.

Hello daddy.

>>450858

Ahh, a social butterfly is a person that gets well along with everyone and changes their premise often to meet more new people everywhere.

Lewd!

>tfw too dumb for minecraft redstone

>>450860

It's easy!

At least when you make your first automated system that repeats itself with 1-2s intervals.

>>450858

You really missed out on the golden age of horniness.

>>450857

Well, if you've got a PhD or a doctorate you're gonna have that on the door to your office here, but we don't have words like "sophomore" or whatever here.

>>450860

You're not too dumb, you're just not enough of a nerd to bother looking into all the arbitrary rules, which I respect.

>>450862

Same here, but only on the door of your work office, having it at your home is excessive and only Germans have it at their home doors.

>>450859

Totally the opposite of what I thought! Dumb.

You walked right into it pal.

Well anyways, I'm sleepy. Nite nite SD the Finn.

>>450862

I've had more than my fair share, for better and worse, so it's no sweat off my back.

Good night Skandi-sama.

>>450863

G*rmans do that? Having any sort of sign in your home seems completely bizarre to me.

>>450864

Sleep well, Roomy!

>>450861

I just wanna make a fancy railway, I want these sticky pistons to fling up some glowstone as my cart zooms on by.

>>450862

I don't need no stinkin' rules. I mean I figured doing this was basic enough.

>>450864

Silly..

You're just super lewd!

Good night Rumors.

>>450865

Germans have a big turn-on for titles, thus they have titles even at their homes after graduating.

>>450866

Ahh, well, you can always place redstone torches by the accelerative tracks to keep them active 24/7, otherwise you need to use timers and a ton of redstone..

>>450866

Redstone is all about rules though! It's just a programming language for double-nerds.

>>450867

smh.

>>450869

Can say that easily because I had some German courses, also sister's fiancé is German.

>>450868

I thought one of these rails did something with redstone.

Having them up at all times would look alright but I want to be excessively fancy.

>>450869

>mfw just place redstone circuits randomly and see what happens

Is it though?

>>450871

The redstone rail makes you speed-up if it's powered up.

>>450870

I dunno, it just seems a bit creepy to me to care about titles that much.

>>450871

I mean, yeah, it is! It's a programming language in the old-fashioned way, meaning you should probably just look stuff up on the wiki.

>>450873

Maybe, if I was to use my whole military title I'd have quite a long title.

>>450872

At least my rail design is cool looking.

Ahh talking about this activator rail I don't remember it being in the game last time I played.

>>450873

I might have to eventually, because while redstone doesn't particularly interest me, note blocks do and those are redstone I think.

>>450875

As long as you like it!

Activator?

>>450876

It's a neat little bridge over to another sand hill that I plan to build stuff on.

I'm getting so confused between these railings.

>>450877

*hug*

It's okay, silly.

>rainbow six team is in the finals tomorrow

pretty damn nervous

smh. Such a little diva.

GRAND FINALS TOMORROW BABY

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>450881

Gooood luck? I'm not a 100% certain whether you're in these finals or if you're just rooting for a team!

>>450882

isn't it like 3am there? go to sleep silly

>>450883

Wow, rude! It's only a bit past half past two, thank you very much! I'm gonna be finishing this glass of wine and singing along to a couple of more songs on Youtube before I go to bed, at least.(Current song: Pulp - Common People)

>>450884

You should listen to emma blowgun's last stand.

>>450885

>"name" and "head" rhymes

That's a fucked accent. Decent song, though!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuyPGwM7694

>>450886

>played public match and went 15 kills 3 deaths

>at the end of the game my carried team is talking shit

>remind them that I did all the work and they seem confused

lmaooooo

also that's the same accent I have D:

>>450887

Uuuh, this is all very confusing to me, but it seems like you did good, so congrats!

I'm currently doing a linguistics class, and we're talking about American dialects, but I still can't place that accent. It's in the eastern US pretty clearly, unless it's a very atypical one, but that's about all I can tell.

>>450888

It's pretty easy… the band is named Beulah… there is a city Beulah, Michigan.

>>450889

Man, I know some linguistics, but that doesn't mean I know US geography.

Anyway, I'll be going to bed now, so good night, Tai-Tai!

>>450890

>tai-tai

ngl i love nicknames

ecyyyyyy

The shape of my love is terrifying enough.

/ck/ is bullying me again, thread was about foods you cannot eat.

Why would warm jaeger be funny? I don't get it.

Greetings.

>>450897

Ahoy

>>450898

Whassup?

>in class

>professor is talking to the only other male student there

>he said he can't relate to the (female) protagonist in their eyes were watching god because of whatever

>the professor tries to convince him that the protagonist is fine

>"not that I mean to pick on you as the only male student in class"

>brief pause before she notices me

I didn't really say much in class today, but come on, I've got a beard and everything, and there's only like 20 students!

>>450899

Cocktail.

I feel like I should be upset but I do not have the energy or willpower to do so, on the bright side, I'm being a snowflake with my chart because I find making these enjoyable.

Please help, I'm unsure of what to put on the rest of the empty space.

Also feel free to roast my music taste.

I kinda wanna add more, just turn the whole thing into a /mu/ chart…

>>450900

Took one of those invisibility potions again

>>450901

Or I drank the "obviously queer" potion! As opposed to the other guy, who was wearing black sweatpants, a gray hoodie, and a fucking camo beanie.

>even having enough albums to fill that

oof

>>450902

Your classmate is the doomer wojak?

I do believe I have filled out many more, spending a lot of time re-listening to stuff to put on there.

Fuck Spotify for not having Joanna Newsom .

>>450903

Doomer wojak wouldn't wear a camo beanie, I don't think! Nor would doomer wojak even raise his hand in class, come to think of it. Buuut he is the guy who made us spend half of today's class in a discussion about which racial terms have which connotations, 'cause he said "nigger" out of nowhere in an earlier class, so.

While I'm at it, isn't your favourite historical figure on there also a politician, or am I misremembering?

>>450904

>>450904

An enigma, maybe he's the next _oomer meme and we just haven't caught up.

>blurts our slur

Ah a fellow gamer then!

I dunno, It's Alexander the Great iirc, just picked him because of the name.

>>450905

The camo beanie already marked him as a gamer!

And gay old Alex was certainly a politician as well, so you might as well put him in your empty politician slot.

>>450906

Is that the sign of a gamer over there?

Shoulda known, but I don't know much about politics to put anything on there.

I'll have double the Alexander.

Like who has a favorite comedian?!

>>450907

It's the sign of a giant dork, so yes.

Sounds good!

>who has a favorite comedian

uh, Garry Anderson, clearly.

https://twitter.com/Garry2Funny/status/1206711038814687234

>>450908

I want to get one of those big round hats, what does that make me?

These charts are fun to make, this ones not done yet!

That fits with my brand of humor but I've no clue who that person is.

>>450909

That just makes you one of my best friends, who bought a hat exactly like that while I was out shopping with her, but then she never dared to actually wear it.

Well, Garry Anderson ( https://twitter.com/Garry2Funny/status/1192912320567169025 ) is really just a character that Mike Hale ( https://twitter.com/dogboner ) is doing. But for what it's worth, Mike is a depressed failed comedian irl, so.

Anyway, I'm gonna be heading to bed now 'cause it's getting way too late. Goodnight, Allie!

>>450910

You just need the right outfit, and my long hair will help.

But always been afraid of hats because my large noggin'

>dogboner

Heh

Ooh I see, speaking of twitter accounts

https://twitter.com/maki_itoh

Truly blessed

I got sucked up by Minecraft, which, I finished my redstone railing lights.

But I've been stuck in the end for the past few days.

Sweet dreams!

>>450911

I've never had it so that's why I was confused.

That sounds pretty repulsive, coupled with it being actual alcohol.

>>450900

Girlyyy boi, har har har.

>>450901

Cocktails might be nice.

Not sure what you wanted to be upset about but I assume it's gone now.

>>450913

What's a good cocktail?

People be ghosting me, yo.

Grindr is mildly perturbing.

And there's a group I really enjoy performing near me and I am unsure if I wanna go.

Amongst other things.

>>450914

I wouldn't know!

Ahhh I see, welp. 's just how it is I guess.

Well you wanna go, but you should go with someone else eh? One of your IRL friends?

>>450916

I suppose so o:

Oh, the Florida man, adventurous fella, that.

Some might be into you that they won't care X3

>>450917

I'm a lil clever one.

Well I say so but basically some guy sent me actual bestiality porn coupled with references to meth so,ya know .-.

Huh?

>new guy in class today

>he was disturbingly cute

>not in a sexy way just smooth-faced and big-eyed

>turns out he was the professor's ~16 year old son

Welp.

>>450920

Little late to be prowling around these parts isn't it?

Why don't you have a seat right on that stool for me.

-Shuffles papers-

>>450922

I specifically said "not in a sexy way"!

>>450921

>implying the hottest dudes aren't analysing ann radcliffe's the italian and drawing parallels to macbeth

Today I discovered midwest gothic aesthetics.

Also good dragon screw leg whip by that anime girl.

>>450923

I couldn't resist my chance to show my fascination for a mid 2000s American TV show.

>>450924

I was specifically primed to recognise that too, since I spent a lot of yesterday evening just looking up old chan meme songs! Including "Bye Bye to the Niggertits Site", back when 7chan thought it was going to be relevant ever. (Though what made me start looking those old songs up was The Picard Song, 'cause I got "He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic" stuck in my head).

>>450925

Only chan songs I know are weird /asp/ memes and /mu/ covers.

Other than that the old "Internet is not a big truck" thing has been stuck in my head for the past few days.

>>450926

Yep. the "Series of Tubes" one was also one I listened to, as was "Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers"!

Other chan songs include the Gamergate Disney parodies, I guess, but those are lame as hell.

>>450923

They very well could be hot males, but they aren't men. Now call me a cute nickname again.

>>450928

You've got some weird gender roles stuck in your head!

And I'm afraid I've only got one nickname for you, Tai-Tai, and I'm gonna be going to bed now anyway. Goodnight!

>Grimes releases a new album

>Lots of spam and shilling on /mu/

Did Elon promise these people a free trip to the moon?

Also check these freshly harvested (You)'s

>unusually hard depressed period

>unexpectedly ran out of anxiety meds

>ETA of two weeks till more gets here

I am so screwed.

>>450932

Oh, the point of that post was just to say that I'll probs be posting even less for a while.

I will still very much be monitoring reports though, so no slacking!

Honestly what's wrong with me, why am I crushing on this random tripfag from /mu/

In my defense look at him, he's unlike any other and has some strange charisma with his posts, top tier music taste too.

Hnnngg

>>450932

Why would they take so long to get there?

>>450934

>ADDENDVM

>crushing on this person

Oof.

It just takes so long 'cause I have to get it from outside Norway! Phenibut is in a sort of legal gray area here, so there's no shops that sell it.

And I was being a bit too dramatic yesterday, for the record, I was just in an exceptionally bad mood. I'll probably be posting about as much as I usually do.

>>450935

He always types in all caps and it's cute seeing him try to make jokes in that fashion

Also seemingly goes from listening to semi-obscure 80s Mexican pop to straight up chants, that is some patrician stuff.

>tfw wont let me slide into the DMs

>tfw no tripposter bf

Oooh that makes sense, how come? And I forget how up north Norway is sometimes.

Yay It gets lonely here just posting my stuff.

>>450936

Oh, so you've actually tried approaching him?

How come it's in a legal gray area, you mean? It's because Norway's got a blanket ban on importing medicine without a prescription, but phenibut itself is not banned, and it's also usually called a nootropic rather than a medicine, so the legal status is unclear.

Also, I had a four page essay due midnight today, and I started at 6pm. Managed to finish it with 20 minutes to spare though, and with some decent sources! Glad to know that I can still do things like that even when depression's zapped my motivation.

>dominate

>get ignored

par for the course

>>450937

no, you're over thinking things (which you always do tbf) lol

>>450938

Uh, sure I generally overthink stuff, but which part of the post are you referring to?

>>450937

On /mu/ yes, he's only replied to me once.

Might be a gimmick poster but I swear I'm the only one that sees him as charming.

Yeah!

Ooooh well that's kinda dumb, I don't even know what phenibut is.

>tfw 10 word essay due by 2030

N-not gonna make it

That's good though

>>450940

Well, once is better than never!

Phenibut is an anti anxiety drug, first and foremost, though it's for some reason marketed as a nootropic. The main downside of it is that, for most people, it's addictive as hell unless you're very careful. https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Phenibut

>tfw you have to type the letter "e" before you die

never gonna make it

Anyway, It's almost 4am here, so time to head to bed! Good night!

>>450941

I suppose so, usually I don't even pay much attention to tripposters.

Interesting, ah that'll be then, addicting stuff is never good.

Myself I might need some form of sleep medicine.

>tfw one full breathing cycle before the heat death of the universe

It's ogre

Good night Skandi-sama, sleep well!

tbh i never thought i'd fall so low that i'd have to listen to asmr where girls praise me to ease the anxiety and stress lmaooo

>>450943

Woof. That seems rough, but if you feel like it's helping then good on you, I suppose.

>>450942

For the record, the addiction part only really happens if you take it all the time and increase the dosage! 'Cause, like most meds like this, you build up a tolerance over time, so you need more and more to get the same effect. Which is why I generally only take it on uni days, and also don't go over 2.5g.

>tfw clicked new reply but got cucked out by the captcha

Three hours later…

>>450944

Ooohhh I see, makes sense. I haven't really taken much medications in my life to know.

Except painkillers which I think work the same.

Smart to take it on days like those.

>read jekyll & hyde for today

>a guy in class actually didn't know what the twist was

Completely bizarre. He's eastern European, so maybe the story's not as well-known over there, but still.

>>450945

Phenibut's the only meds I've ever taken, but it works pretty well at least! Also thankfully the ETA on the delivery was pessimistic, so I received it today.

Oh right, and I guess I've taken painkillers too. Only for headaches though, thankfully I've never actually gotten seriously hurt (knock on wood).

>>450948

Hiya, Seedy, what's up?

>>450949

Quite a bit tipsy, how about you?

>>450950

Same here, as my name might suggest! A litre of wine down, which is more than enough.

Also there was a meeting of the poetry club today, and we had four people show up, which is the biggest it's been yet this semester! I didn't have my anxiety meds so I didn't contribute much, but still.

>>450951

Ah, I've drank a litre of 8,5% tsingtao chinese beer and more than half of some 14,5% red wine..

Ah, I've been just going to do some homework with friends and random people at times in order to pass classes.

>>450952

It's a Friday after all, I'm sure that means you can drink as much as you want and it won't be an issue tomorrow!

>doing homework with random people

What kind of chad are you?!

>>450953

Well.. I'm bad with maths and when someone says they're doing maths homework.. of course I'll ask if I can join.

It helps that I'm also a tutoring student, so everyone usually is fine with me joining.

>>450954

>ask if I can join

Far beyond anything I'd even dream of doing! I thought you Finns were supposed to be asocial!

>>450955

We have whatsapp chats where folk ask if anyone wants to do (X), I've mostly skipped drinking nights as of lately, but attended evenings where we try to solve problems for renewable energy courses :3

>>450956

A chad and a nerd, I see.

Anyway, I'm trying to keep a fairly acceptable sleep schedule, so I'll be heading to bed, good night!

>>450957

Silly, I'm just a social butterfly, I enjoy talking to different people lots.

Sleep well cutie.

education or death tbh

I know one should generally be upset at this but the sheer edginess makes me laugh.

>>450960

i thought that was hot

the one night i stay up late lewd is dead

>>450962

That's just how it is sometimes, I'm afraid.

>>450963

stop it

stoppppppp

hi

how be skandalacious