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File: adb0a180e10ebab⋯.jpg (106.46 KB,510x510,1:1,sk1426890959826.jpg)

 No.450696 [View All]

It's flat fuck February!

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 No.451016

File: dbb75561cd46309⋯.png (95.53 KB,670x453,670:453,sk1426890959600.png)

>>451015

It's an argument about who the drunk one is, but thankfully both of us are sober as priests.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIlJ8ZCs4jY

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 No.451017

File: e07e279b25f22bb⋯.jpg (183.99 KB,1000x1500,2:3,0c8fe69b1ff254ae39256b604d….jpg)

>>451016

That's a lie!

I don't know how sober a priest is!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGXx3B75A6c

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 No.451018

File: 122d76862257fb0⋯.jpg (97 KB,600x800,3:4,sk1426890959851.jpg)

>>451017

1 priest's soberness is equal to 1/32 of a czar's soberness, I think.

And wow, that song was better than I'd expected from the concept. It's basically MC Frontalot, but I'd expect it to be a lot worse!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDSty1MHIFA

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 No.451019

>>451018

That.. sounds really weird.

This one's a weird track that I like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPg8qKIbIYU

Just due to how the words flow out in it.

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 No.451020

File: 3d8fe784826c005⋯.png (1.14 MB,1216x665,64:35,tying the knot.png)

Woah, I had a feeling this place would be recreated. A blast from the past. I feel so nostalgic right now… long gone are the days of posting with my pals in the height of this old board. Shit, I miss Bit.

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 No.451021

File: 42fdb5458c135ca⋯.png (554.2 KB,800x800,1:1,pout.png)

>>451020

No, you're supposed to hug me.

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 No.451022

File: d71b489676785d1⋯.jpg (1.12 MB,925x1407,925:1407,sugar.jpg)

>>451021

Oh, is that what I'm supposed to do? Not even a "please"?

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 No.451023

File: 2c82f1290a7e315⋯.jpg (460.74 KB,1500x1056,125:88,0e6e1e1ada85d3ffa20e46e1d4….jpg)

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 No.451024

File: cc9c12522fec890⋯.png (84.76 KB,467x253,467:253,this is so interesting!!.png)

>>451023

Yes, I suppose I'm still a pervert. Not much has changed it seems. I vaguely remember you from my /lewd/posting days. How have you been?

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 No.451025

File: d4396f1ca1128a1⋯.png (249.89 KB,720x400,9:5,revy upside down.png)

Err, well I probably won't ever come back to this place again so I hope you all have a nice day. Discord is where most of the old /lewd/fags moved to. Kyoko, Senti and I along with some other stragglers and a ton of other discordian newfags.

https://discord.gg/uXEkgHs

Have a nice life!

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 No.451026

File: a4cfc3f466cc37a⋯.jpg (48.71 KB,445x600,89:120,20l5bd8661kz.jpg)

Imagine believing noun wanted anything more than to fuck with Chijo for the hundred thousandth time. Sad faggot.

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 No.451027

File: 8547f8619b11a97⋯.png (67.7 KB,948x332,237:83,l5.png)

Are my last five ratings?

>>450989

Good thing I don't drink then !

I know it's unlikely but a combination of things makes me unable to stop, at least for now.

>tfw spewing wrestling catchphrases

And sometimes ya just wanna reply with an image y'know?

The robot is why I don't post there all that often.

Gib Laura gf.

Finna cut a scalding promo on jannies.

Ahh fair enough, this is more of a "tripfag and talk about whatever board"

>>451025

I think this is the first time I see but but I'm slightly jealous desu

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 No.451028

>>451027

>Are my last five ratings?

I mean "Are my last five ratings fair?"

Sorry I'm dumb.

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 No.451029

File: afc0ea588d996bd⋯.png (2.95 MB,3000x4000,3:4,1v1okbq6ir431.png)

Come a little closer and you'll see

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 No.451030

Yes

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 No.451031

File: 0f6b94c3f16b5b0⋯.jpg (331.34 KB,1000x1334,500:667,7j80by2w2o031.jpg)

where is Bit I want to bully him

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 No.451032

File: 23c651532c9bc09⋯.jpg (108.28 KB,720x720,1:1,sk1426890959859.jpg)

>>451027

To be fair, if I didn't drink I wouldn't have met this guy anyway! Whooo also made fun of me being bisexual on our date a week later, since that was supposedly immature, so.

I think that's just our posting styles being different, then! I'd never really want to just reply with an image, that's not how I roll.

Okay, here you go.

Tripfag and talk about whatever with an assumption that people will be pervs!

>>451031

You can find him on MyAnimeList, at least! His Tumblr's dead though, and I've not seen him on any chan in forever.

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 No.451033

File: b3c2ba1770e98eb⋯.jpg (88.37 KB,370x430,37:43,sk1426890960273.jpg)

Also, I got stopped by some people on the street who wanted to ask me a question, so I said "sure" since I assumed they'd ask for directions or something. Turned out they wanted to know what my relationship with God was, and I could only deal with that for a few minutes before I had to bail. It's not like they'd convert me anyway, and I certainly couldn't have changed their minds, so it seemed kinda pointless to keep talking to them.

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 No.451034

File: ec4790709ce1f54⋯.jpg (80.88 KB,807x807,1:1,NightTimeMyTime.jpg)

>Pic related

Ahh, the Loveless of the 2010s

>>451032

Aha I see, can't say I've ever had anyone made fun of me for what I like.

I gotta give 'em the reaction images plus an ebin catchphrase, can't even use pastas on there smh.

Yeet

Huh well I'm the least perverted person most of the time, I think.

>>451033

Referring to WWE Legend, God?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMGWWpyFGFU

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 No.451035

File: 4da3b4c3893a01e⋯.png (366.65 KB,530x530,1:1,sk1426890959693.png)

>>451034

It was pretty strange. I'd maybe expect that from a straight guy, but for a gay guy to say that bisexuals don't actually exist was a bit surprising.

It's so weird that we've known each other for quite a while and I'm just now finding out that you post like a weirdo outside of here!

Hmmm. If you say so!

>WWE Legend, God

I'm glad they at least follow the hadiths and don't depict Allah, aniconism still going strong!

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 No.451036

File: 7fdb9f3d8634267⋯.jpg (169.8 KB,667x880,667:880,TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS.jpg)

>>451035

That is pretty odd, bisexual people, especially males, I think? @_@ Are somewhat common!

A bit silly if you ask me.

I always post like a weirdo!

Good thing none of my semi-lewd posts ever see the light of day, theyre mostly comedic anyways.

But they currently have a 10 year deal with Saudi Arabia, so nvm that's a huge stretch.

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 No.451037

File: 0cf6383ceafd193⋯.jpg (284.43 KB,858x1200,143:200,sk1426890959747.jpg)

>>451036

After some quick googling, it seems like men and women are pretty much just as likely to be bi! But the guy's argument was that bi people don't exist, because all bi people are either secretly straight or secretly gay.

>I always post like a weirdo!

No comment! But at least you don't post just catch phrases or reaction images with no text here.

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 No.451038

File: f16b0101da74fc9⋯.jpg (77.94 KB,680x661,680:661,born to die.jpg)

>>451037

That doesn't make much sense to me, but can sort of see where he's coming from, I suppose.

>mfw go into threads and reply to the OP with "You tell me"

I just like to take it easy and have a good laugh about most stuff, comedy is a good thing.

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 No.451039

File: 342ad5a162a840c⋯.jpg (58.49 KB,600x800,3:4,LeZLyVh.jpg)

FROPPY COME BACK

you will be punished

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 No.451041

File: ba2130f29996f9d⋯.png (229.13 KB,1096x579,1096:579,CEO_of_Cooking.png)

-sizzle sizzle-

-chefs kiss-

Wa la

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 No.451043

File: 2e673dac4822698⋯.png (3.02 MB,1500x1500,1:1,greenmus.png)

niggers

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 No.451045

File: 8ef2391d5b884fd⋯.png (1.17 MB,1280x720,16:9,LETTHEBODIESHITTHEFLOOR.png)

Hey guize sorry I haven't been posting, it's just that owning a house and trying to get projects done is a lot of work, I don't mean to ignore this board, I just haven't gotten my office built yet so my computer is on a self in the gun room not plugged in, and posting from my phone kinda sucks.

Anywho, I'm excited because I'm getting a tattoo this weekend.

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 No.451046

File: f1f21b99e832a19⋯.png (648.54 KB,563x799,563:799,ClipboardImage.png)

>>451039

Not a good way of luring me back!

>>451041

>>451043

Beep.

>>451045

>Hey guize sorry I haven't been posting

Same.

Though my excuse isn't half as exciting ^^

What kinda tat?

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 No.451047

File: 284d7294bd4962e⋯.png (970.1 KB,600x900,2:3,36e.png)

>>451046

>What kinda tat?

That's the best part, I don't know, I know its gonna be on an ankle, but the rest I will not know until it's on there for good.

I got this friend from high school that has been apprenticing to be a tattoo artist for about a year now and she just recently has been allowed to do tattoos on people, this will be tattoo number 5 for her on human flesh, and I told her I wanted her to come up with something that represents our friendship and I don't want to know what it is until it's on me permanently.

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 No.451048

>>451047

>That's the best part, I don't know, I know its gonna be on an ankle, but the rest I will not know until it's on there for good.

I fail to see how that's the good part, much less the best!

Ohh, okay that's actually pretty neat.

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 No.451049

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I did not like her new album but I can't stop listening to this, help.

Have the Elonbots penetrated my mind?

>>451046

Boop

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 No.451050

File: 04f5841390530d7⋯.jpg (3.45 MB,2160x2880,3:4,IMG_20200310_205800414.jpg)

I found the earliest incarnation of /lewd/ in an old book I have.

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 No.451051

File: 5db9ae00097a7be⋯.jpg (79.66 KB,938x1000,469:500,1577738592169.jpg)

Sup guys (inb4 did you just assume my pronouns)

New poster here

Where do I start?

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 No.451052

File: 92c3334621c6cbd⋯.png (144.57 KB,600x645,40:43,sk1426890959786.png)

>>451051

Extremely late hello back! I think you just start here, this board's not really about anything in particular other than chit-chat with occasional lewdness.

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 No.451053

File: 03e469a5e328d22⋯.jpg (60.04 KB,564x798,94:133,_you_da00b40087ab27bfd4e9e….jpg)

>>451051

Mornin' neighbour. Should have replied earlier too, sorry.

>>451052

Hello.

>>451049

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 No.451054

File: 582a2854bfe2c12⋯.png (639.87 KB,790x1127,790:1127,ddp2hhu_e6f47ba2_062b_4c27….png)

>>451048

I have a few ideas as to what it could be, but I don't want to go guessing it, because it could honestly be anything.

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 No.451055

File: 7c89ecc83526e2c⋯.png (315.47 KB,600x600,1:1,coronachan3.png)

2 people have Coronavirus in Michigan,

The governor declared a state of emergency,

Should I be stocking food, or what?

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 No.451056

Face it guize

We aren't active enough to keep new people it's a snowball effect that will never end, just us few with days or weeks or months between posts, we either gotta be more active or maybe we should exchange other means of contact because I don't know if 8kun is even going to survive.

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 No.451057

>>451054

Ahh, oki oki.

>>451056

> either gotta be more active or

Or invite new people.

>because I don't know if 8kun is even going to survive.

Fair enough o:

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 No.451058

File: f82e88471f75c64⋯.png (184.49 KB,390x390,1:1,sk1426890959417.png)

Sooo, my uni's been shut down for a good while, as have all other educational institutions for that matter. As have gyms, restaurants, pubs and similar, and all cultural/sporting events have been cancelled. Glad to see that the government's taking it seriously, at least, but it's still kinda dystopian.

>>451055

People here are at least saying there's no point in stockpiling food, but we went ahead and bought a good few bags of frozen veggies anyway. We've already got enough meat to last us for ages, since my roommate got her hands on half a moose.

>>451053

Hello!

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 No.451059

File: c13b84931c66b1f⋯.webm (2.96 MB,536x302,268:151,Keep_rolling_rolling_roll….webm)

>WWE most likely gonna cancel Wrestlemania

CORONACHAN IS GOING OVER, MAMMA MIA.

On the bright side these empty arena shows are gonna produce some mighty fine shitposting.

>>451051

Start?

>>451053

Buenos ding-dong diddly dias

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 No.451060

File: 96420184331df2e⋯.jpg (68.82 KB,564x805,564:805,cheeky_763646a326cb39d5247….jpg)

>>451058

House it goin'?

I got a sickness!

>>451059

Empty seats everawhere.

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 No.451061

File: 17ed5cd735d7c47⋯.png (154.25 KB,361x361,1:1,sk1426890959449.png)

>>451060

It's going acceptably well, I suppose! Except it seems like for at the very least a month I won't be going to uni; my professors are all scrambling to figure out how livestreaming works so they can keep doing lectures.

Not a bad one, I hope!

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 No.451062

File: 75615d72acc8698⋯.gif (2.98 MB,304x334,152:167,Kairi_Tism.gif)

>>451060

I can already hear the "Looks like the regular crowd to me!" jokes being done to death.

Hows you?

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 No.451063

File: ef38c5bc39a12d4⋯.jpg (32.94 KB,564x488,141:122,cheer_ea15ecf7b8f88590bb4e….jpg)

>>451061

The same business all around the world, yeah.

I guess it's not covid 19, although the doctor didn't tell me it wasn't it either! The weekend was the worst, and Monday maybe. Now things are looking much better. *he says and then has a fit of cough*

>>451062

Surely!

See above.

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 No.451064

File: b6c57e1420c8822⋯.png (159.48 KB,340x340,1:1,sk1426890959646.png)

>>451063

Pretty much, strange times we're living in.

Jeez. Thankfully you are at least relatively young, so even if it is the bad one you should be fine.

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 No.451065

File: d9ba2127c65435c⋯.png (423.59 KB,650x919,650:919,chill_frog_485678.png)

>>451064

Mmm, just heard that 1 % of a population is a critical threshold, if it's below it can be contained through non-medical means, but if it gets above it'd have to be solved medically, with vaccines, which are gonna take time to develop.

Oh yeah, not much to worry about. Even my not-exactly-top-of-the-line immune system should handle it I think.

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 No.451066

File: 5d2b6827c1043ff⋯.jpg (152.04 KB,720x1280,9:16,sleep_306045ab050f51ddb2be….jpg)

W-well now. Too sleepy.

Good night Skandisama and Princessu.

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 No.451067

File: db31baf4b3931d8⋯.png (254.75 KB,520x520,1:1,sk1426890959578.png)

>>451065

Blowout soon, fellow stalker.

>>451066

Excellent timing, I'm heading to bed myself! Goodnight!

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 No.451069

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