/lewd/ - Circlejerks

>>451797

just admit you want to erp gooder and I would actually buy you thing

>>451800

kek. I don't erp at all any more, so nah!

>>451798

Well, regarding the programs..

I've made some effort to document it. It's available on Github.

https://github.com/ri182/Arc_linux

This for example.

I've as best described it on github, but you would need to see it in action to understand, it may seem redundant to make such a thing, but it was more about the challenge for me and I'm satisfied with Python's ease-of-use.

>>451797

>some washed themselves a lot more

Isn't that a meme with LSD that when you're tripping, you start feeling things up a lot more, find things pleasant to touch and so on?

>Doing quest

>Heading towards objective

>See two guards fighting

Cyrodiil is hard times :DDDD

The guard that won the scuffle got killed by a bandit a few moments later.

>>451793

It's the best time of the year, no bugs outside and can wear layers and blankets c:

Took it to the extreme by pushing a piece of loot into a town shop

They know what they're doing, also cosplay baiting!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsyf6tqnL7g

Damn is this what you guys do over there

>>451795

Like I'll ever afford a Skyline but those things should be legal.

My dream car is unironically an 80s Aston Martin Lagonda, I love me some land yachts with quirky interiors and wedge designs.

I kinda want a tattoo but I'm so indecisive and afraid I'll regret it.

>>451797

I have had a cravin' for ice cream lately.

Our thing here is cheese I suppose, It's quite good but I envy Europeans for having Kinder Eggs.

One time I got baited into eating something like that and I didn't like it, immediately noticed the weird texture.

I personally got it from the Archangel of the same name.

They're too hard on drugs imo, but I guess its in the culture.

>>451804

The criminal scum did not stop right there

>It's the best time of the year, no bugs outside and can wear layers and blankets c:

Agreed! Although there's still some bugs outside in here, but it's getting fewer and fewer I think. Oh yeah, found a big hairy spider today, and even a mantis some days ago.

Kek, nice.

>Damn is this what you guys do over there

Hah, not really if you're referring to the drinking. I've never even heard of football gold but it seemed kinda nice.

>>451802

Uuuh wait, what's these for? I'm maybe particularly curious about Cleverer and executor.

>>451803

The hypothesis at the time was that maaaybe the cats were getting "phantom sensations," so they felt like there was something on their fur they had to wash off, but it was so long ago that they didn't really do MRIs or anything.

>>451804

Wow, I'd forgotten how weird Oblivion looked.

Don't you guys have Kinder bars though? Those are better than the actual Kinder eggs, imo, 'cause you get more of the white … thing. Whatever that is.

Liver pâté on toast with cheese and maybe some mayo is absolutely lovely desu! But then again I'm from a country where (cheap ass) caviar is a normal spread, so.

Oh, so you're not the Uriel who used to post here? Or maybe it was on /r9k/.

Sadly yeah.

>>451806

Ohhh I see, interesting, and plausible I'd say.

>>451807

It's certainly plausible! Especially since the cats mostly licked their paws, and cats (like humans) are most sensitive on their "hands."

Also, I'm trying to answer some /r9k/ guy's questions about what subvocalising is, but some other guy just jumped in with the NPC/internal monologue thing, and he's muddying the waters something fierce.

>>451806

Well you can get a better idea by checking this picture of a thread, it's where I've ran Cleverer.

It will assume two different personas and just have a regular old conversation, using the logic of Cleverbot by it's API.

So "greyhate" and "Arc" are the artificial entities basically.

Executor is basically destructive, floods the thread with as many posts as the server can handle, and that can be thousands of requests a minute.

>>451808

There you go.

Oh, well I have no idea what that is. But I feel like I'd be that guy if I had just a faint idea.

>Slap naval gun on chassis

*chefs kiss* Wala

>>451805

It's a smart idea to lure a monster to a town guard and hope it kills them, since some guards carry keys.

Weather did a full 180 here! It's rainy and cold!

That's a huge centipede.

Pretty sure I saw a raccoon the other day, it was dark ;;

There's more beer than water over there it seems xp

I really wanna try that Kofola stuff

>>451806

My screenshots look janky, I'm using the built in steam screenshot tool.

Also potato PC.

Yeah but the egg shape is appealing and it's a forbidden fruit of sorts.

I've tried the kinder bars, they're good too.

>caviar

Never had it, is it true that its just very salty?

We are lucky to have all these ethnic foods. And Mexican bakeries are the best holy shit, I could devour everything in there.

I'm the same Uriel from here! Just changed my name because it got tiresome receiving questions from people on Discord.

>Is it okay to call you Prince since that's a male name

Yes it is ;; It's just a reference to some stuff I like

It'll be my artist name

>>451812

>It's a smart idea to lure a monster to a town guard and hope it kills them, since some guards carry keys.

Wow, that never even occurred to me, smart Femmebot!

>Weather did a full 180 here! It's rainy and cold!

Kek. So it did here I guess, it was pretty hot most of the day. Again.

>That's a huge centipede.

It's a mantis, silly! Or a spider, depending on which pic you mean.

>Pretty sure I saw a raccoon the other day, it was dark ;;

Nice, never seen one IRL. Don't think we have them in here so that makes sense.

>There's more beer than water over there it seems xp

There sure is lots of beer here.

>I really wanna try that Kofola stuff

I like it but I think my opinion is very biased because I grew up drinking that stuff a good deal. I think most people would prefer coke.

>>451809

Weeell, a lot of people from here did move onto a Discord ages ago, but it seems like that place is pretty close to dead now too.

>>451810

Oh neat! As far as uh, weapons of mass destruction go!

>>451811

Subvocalising is just "hearing" text when you read it! Which is the most common way to read, but not the only one. But the guy muddying the waters thought that it was somehow referring to the NPC meme about internal monologues and stuff.

>>451812

Aaah, I see. I won't judge Oblivion based on that, then!

kek, I guess! The Kinder eggs are nice, it's just that there's extremely little actual candy on them, since they're so thin.

Well, it's a salty fishy taste. The cheap ass caviar that's common here is only about half cod roe, though, and the rest is just filling essentially. It looks nothing like fancy caviar: https://cdn.mills.no/wp-content/uploads/20171129123510/Polarkaviar.jpg

III don't think I've ever had any Mexican baked goods even!

Oh I see, I suppose that makes sense, then!

>>451815

Ohhh I see I see.

Should have told him he was the NPC, that'd teach him!

I'm a crusader now, I'm enjoying the hunt for all these relics.

>>451814

It saves lockpicks as I hate the lockpicking mechanic in this game, plus I think guards respawn? I'm not sure

Must be a cold front here or something very damp outside.

Oof that's what I mean, that's been happening a lot to me lately @_@ I type out the wrong thing

They're huge! And love digging in trash.

desu if it tastes similar to Coke I probably won't like it, I guess it's just US Coke that has that gross chemically aftertaste.

>>451815

It looks better on my screen than on actual screenshots. Do I not know how to take screenies..

From what I've seen they lose the egg shape when you remove the foil :( They'd still sell like hot cakes during easter here. I wonder why not just sell them without the toy capsule.

Didn't expect it to be a paste!

They're so good, I especially love me some conchas, which are sorta similar to melonpan, but not quite.

With October approaching I can hope to get more day of the dead breads.

>>451816

Yeeeah, if I liked internet arguing I'm sure we could get a decent few "no you're the npc"/"no you're the npc and you're stupid" back and forths, but eeeeeh.

>>451819

It might just look better in motion or something? First I thought you meant that you literally didn't know how to take screenshots and was just taking pics of the screen or something, and I was about to s my damn h.

Oh? That might just be a temperature thing, I think, the Kinder eggs I've seen all hold their shape no problem.

Exactly! It's nothing like what most people think of when I say "caviar," so they think I'm some super fancy lad or whatever.

The only Mexican pastry I know of is churros, I think, and they do sound insanely good.

>>451820

>>451821

Not the first time this has come up! From the banner thread:

>The name's a bit misleading nowadays, granted! There used to be a lot more nudes and sex talk, plus audio of me cumming and stuff, buuut it did kinda shift into becoming just a place where perverts talk to each other without necessarily being lewd.

There were dicks and fetish talk all over the place when /lewd/ was first made, but as people got to know each other the horniness was (sadly) toned down.

>signed up for linguistics experiment

>they’re gonna hook electrodes up to my head and get me to read sentences in the northern norwegian dialect

I’m pumped! No clue what they’re looking for, but then again I’m not supposed to know!

>>451824

Yeeeah, in the beginning there was a lot more of this stuff. But as it turns out, it's way more awkward for people to post stuff like this to people they actually know.

>Look at the date

It's time.

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

It really is a loop though amirite fellers

>>451822

They get like, squished, my monitor is widescreen and the game fits comfortably in there. Maybe Steam scales them down?

Could be people rough handling them.

Another fishy product I like is canned tuna, I love me fish.

Smoked salmon on a bagel mmm.

Ooo I love me some churros, and those you can make relatively easy at home too.

>>451821

I post lewds on 4chans soc, if that counts

>>451826

Possibly! Have you checked if there's any difference between using the Steam screenshot feature and your computer's normal screenshots?

Amerikans, always so rough when handling fragile things!

Oof, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to hard disagree there. I did buy some canned tuna back in the beginning of when I was starting to eat healthier, but it just tasted absolutely awful to me. I don't quite get why, since I do like fish in general.

Oh hell yeah, smoked salmon is utterly fantastic. My favourite lunch is smoked salmon and salad in a tortilla.

Weeell, deep frying is 2scary4me!

>>451825

I recognize one of those dicks I think

>>451819

Do the keys just unlock any random locked chest / door in that game? They're not specific to particular locks?

Ah, I see I see.

I can only imagine, but I guess they're like big dogs o:

It's got much more herbey taste than coke.

>>451822

Lost opportunity, I say!

>>451823

>a secret plot to zap the gay away

>>451820

>>451821

Sorry to disappoint anon!

>>451828

That butt is more interesting than either of the peens though, I gotta say.

>>451829

Also holy Molly if that was 3 seconds earlier…

>>451828

Presumably Nonon's! The middle pic, he used to post that quite a bit while trying to get people to start jelqing.

>>451829

Suuure, but the entire NPC thing is too vague to really argue about!

That'd technically be fine at this point! Ever since my master became my mistress, and all.

The experiment did also require me to do a hella long thing first, though, where I was given a drawing of something (like, a dromedary, a rectangle, a car, a revolver) and asked to type what it was, plus rate whether I knew the concept well or not. I'm very curious as to what they're actually gonna use this data for.

>>451831

Maybe.

Ehhh! I guess that makes sense though.

Think they might be giving you confusing information so you don't actually know what the experiment is and not subconsciously tamper with it?

>>451832

If I'm to put on my linguistic tin foil hat, I believe they were mainly looking for what I'd write for the less common concepts. Like, do I write it "avokado," which is technically the Norwegian spelling, or "avocado"? Do I write the generic "gun," or write the more correct "revolver"? And if I do write "revolver," will I then say that I'm well-acquainted with that concept or not?

I so want to ask them what the experiment's for once I've done it, but they can't tell me 'cause it'll be running until mid December.

>>451833

Put that sucker on!

Well then, only three months left until you learn the secrets.

>>451834

I will!

And nah, sadly, 'cause then they've got to do all sorts of analysis, and then actually get it published somewhere. What I'm thinking I'll do is just ask them to let me know when(/if) their research does get published.

>>451835

As well as all the other tinfoil accessories.

That's fair, but then it's gonna take way longer.

>>451829

you're gay

>>451831

that one looks angled and held at the base desu

>>451836

If I wrap my hands in tinfoil I won't be able to use my phone! I'll be so much more productive!

Yeah, sadly! Odds are I'll forget about it and not actually look up what the experiment was for desu.

>>451837

Angles are an important part of any good dick pic, but it's a nice dick nonetheless!

>>451837

Lies and deceit.

>>451838

Well maybe that's not the accessories I had in mind but you do you.

Yup!

>>451815

I'm very happy with it. It was built with the intention of showcasing it.

>>451838

I look down and I see better desu

>>451839

no u

>>451841

are elelphants afraided of spiders?

>>451842

yes

Are we nudeposting?

>>451827

I clicked a setting that says "save uncompressed copy" I'm not sure if that'll make a difference desus

>mfw I rough handle the explosive chemicals

That must be my inner cat then, I always loved it even growing up, I could survive any sort of shortage I bet.

>in a tortilla

Unexpected! I'm very picky with tortillas myself

True, deep frying without a proper deep frying isn't that great, just gotta be careful.

>>451829

They unlock stuff in whatever city the guards are posted, specific to castles or whatever.

But they're also weirdly lovable, just a bit destructive sometimes, just gotta keep your garbage bins clean.

Ooo that sounds interesting, I'm not sure where I could find it for sale here, there's not exactly "European Shops" here..

>>451844

Ohh I see. Full of valuables huh? Get rich or die trying!

Beats me… we're too small a country, I doubt we export much local stuff. Other than beer, of course. Oh yeah and cars I guess.

(also that's a nice gif ^^)

Leaving this here.

https://ornatorpet.bandcamp.com/track/n-h-ggr

>>451839

… Wait, what did you have in mind?

>>451840

It is super cool, not gonna lie! How does it deal with captcha and stuff, though, or does that have to be done manually still?

>>451841

III mean, your dick's by no means bad, but I'm afraid Nonon's got you beat, imo.

>>451844

It shouldn't matter, I think? If anything, that should make the quality better. Huh.

I was about to say "good for you," but that always sounds passive-aggressive! I do mean it though, tuna's healthy stuff, I kinda wish I liked it.

The tortilla's basically just a vessel for the fillings, to me, it's not like it's got a lot of taste in and of itself anyway.

The way I figure, getting a proper deep fryer would have two possible outcomes: Either I barely use it at all, or I start using it way way too much. Neither are good!

Also, am I the only one struggling to open images on here? It's hella slow, and webms won't open at all.

>>451847

Thanks! It was great being able to do what you intend to so easily, because of Python's simplicity.

I'm assuming you're talking about the destructive script.

The techinical details are, it wouldn't have to deal with captcha because it avoids making suspicious looking requests, but even still, there are services for bypassing the captchas.

It would slow the requests down to about one request every 5 seconds on captcha protected sites.

>>451848

O-oof. I hope he'll be fine, that sounds very much not fun.

I did manage to open the elephant webm by saving it, though, and it was p good. Of course assuming it's not a tattoo, and if it is, that's some of the stupidest shit I've seen in a while.

>>451849

Oh neat! I actually wasn't aware there were services that could reliably deal with captchas.

>>451844

>Are we nudeposting?

/lewd/'s always open for all sorts of nudes!

>>451847

I'm confident nonon has me beat in absolutely nothing desu

fite me bitch boy

>>451850

Those damn Russians really live up to the name.

>>451847

Ctrl + F "elephant" duh!

>>451848

Rip. Thanks for the information good sir.

>>451843

kitter kats could get bit because they might try to play.

>>451845

Or pathways to more valuables, that aren't ludicrously heavy.

>tfw trying to look a dead person that was carrying a greatsword

It's like 50 some units of weight for the thing.

Czech beer is apparently very easy to find here.

And too bad we'll never see a Skoda rolling around these parts.

I have the cutest gifs around!

>>451847

Using the normal way I take screenshots does nothing while I'm in game.

This one has those new settings enabled, but it's from War Thunder.

I probably would get better screenies just taking a picture of my monitor.

>tfw never had fresh tuna

I've been missing out, it looks so good freshly done.

I also wanna try that brown cheese you guys are known for.

>Not surviving solely on deep fried butter

Not gonna make it

>>451850

Nude or game screenshot? The worst game show premise ever

>>451855

yes

>>451854

WAIT A MINUTE YOU MEAN THAT'S FAKE?!

>>451856

Ah, I see I see. Bah, real weapons were actually way lighter than 50… units of weight, what kinda nonsense is that!

Mhm, that's not too surprising I suppose.

Kek, I bet you'd consider one to be super small!

Maybe maybe. I don't feel like going around looking if anyone can contest your claim.

>>451851

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

>>451852

III don't get it!

>>451853

Ooh, I see. It'd certainly give a new feeling to whoever I fucked, using a tinfoil condom. Not entiiirely sure it'd be a good one, but there's only one way to find out!

>>451856

No clue about that game, so I couldn't say whether it's a good or a bad screenshot!

One problem with taking pictures of your monitor, though: I would bully you.

Hm, fresh tuna might be better? I only ever really buy salmon when I'm buying just straight fish.

Hell yeah, brown cheese is great! I brought some over when I visited mistress, even, it was a big hit on cinnamon bread in particular. (Though the TSA did do an extra careful search of my backpack because of it, which was probably my fault for putting it next to my phone charger. It looked pretty suspicious on the x-ray.)

I think, in fact, that not eating deep fried butter is exactly why I'll make it for quite a while! When I cook stuff in a pan I do always use butter though, vegetable oil is for babies.

Oooh my. I wish I had the figurative balls to shave my literal balls that smooth.

>>451860

fite fer ur luv bitch boi

>>451860

In the name of science!

I didn't mean to imply you'd have to have sex while wearing it, jeez.

Speaking of smooth balls: Just do it! Nothing to it.

>>451861

I don't fight, my good dude! You'll have to feed your masochism elsewhere.

>>451862

If I don't have sex wearing it, then what's even the point?! Apart from shielding my dick from radiation, I suppose.

But it's scary though! What if I cut my scrote open and my balls fall out into the toilet, and they have to go on a whimsical adventure to get back to me?

This little crusader isn't prepared for an onslaught of spider daedra.

>tfw that thing killed my horse

(I barely used it but still RIP) I shut down their oblivion portal with slut vitriol.

Also encountering stronger enemies, these dinosaur things are easy to dispose of though.

They started to glitch out for a second there.

Also I love my YT recs sometimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNq0KAzAI0k

>>451859

There doesn't seem to be an official unit of measurement.

>tfw swinging a 100Kg sword

STRONK

There's lots of crossover SUVs around here, so maybe those older Skodas would be dwarfed, I find those old Soviet vehicles aesthetically pleasing.

I'll piledrive anyone that dares.

>>451860

100% Slavic powered game so it has the magic ability to run on any system.

Bet I could make something aesthetically pleasing using that method. Too bad my desk place is a mess at the moment.

Fresh tuna looks like watermelon, funnily enough though I dont like shrimp all that much despite my love for seafood.

What does brown cheese taste like?

God traveling seems like such a pain, being fondled by a TSA agent and forced to empty out bags and water bottles is cringe.

The secret to life is to consume it on the daily, next step to immortality is becoming a breatharian.

Good butter is easy to find here but I don't use it as much as I should, still have veg oils around.

>>451863

>>451863

Most importantly against 5g, duh!

Don't be silly, the they'd just fall off and wither! Seriously though, even if you cut yourself, it's gonna be a few drops of blood and that's it.

>>451864

Ah yes, the best kind of vitriol

Stronk indeed!

Idk about those… What do you mean dwarfed? They can't possibly get any smaller than they already are, heh.

What kind of combat is it gonna be, sword, pistol, or any other method?

>>451863

>poetry club started back up

>four new members

Hell yeah! Seven strong!

>>451864

It'd only look nice if you were gaming on a CRT or something!

III mean, raw tuna kinda does, I guess? And I love shrimp! It's a hassle to clean them, but shrimp and buttered white bread is one of the best summer meals.

Sweeter than you'd think! A bit caramel-like, though not as strong, it goes very well with waffles/pancakes, but also works just on buttered bread.

It's not that much of a pain, really! Reading up on the rules first makes it a pretty straight forward experience.

I was thinking of moving over to vegetable oil, but then it turned out the calorie difference really wasn't all that big anyway!

>>451865

But you never know, if Fantastic Four has taught me anything it's that radiation can sometimes be good!

To that I say: reeee, still too scary! I might try it again the next time mistress and I meet though, I guess.

>>451866

I was gonna make a "knoife loicense" joke, but that's too played out I think.

>>451867

Mhm, but too much radiation is definitely bad for you.

Don't worry, there's so much skin you can't really cut deep if you follow the same rules you do while shaving your face \o/

My ancestors scream within the chambers of my mind but i can not understand their words

>tfw motivation juices low

Feels bad

>>451865

In theory I wonder if you could shut down a portal without killing a single enemy and just rushing the main tower.

Apparently the average US car size is 4500mm or 14.7 feet. Are Euro cars really that small?

THE DEADLIEST HAND TO HAND COMBAT

Gif related

>>451867

I have some questionably old screens laying around but not sure if any of them are CRT, need to check.

Shrimp are acceptable accompanied with other seafood, to me at least.

Been itching to try some crab myself.

>Caramel cheese

Now that's unexpected, I thought it'd be like vegemite or something, in terms of flavor profile.

That's why I never fly. Being on an airplane would freak me out a bit desu.

Butter just makes everyone think you're a fancy chef, apparently, from my experience.

>>451868

Gonna get that 5G corona radiation on my dick just out of spite.

>while shaving your face

There's the rub, I don't do that! I've only got an electric trimmer, not any actual razors, which I just use for everything. My face hasn't been beardless in ages, though.

>>451869

Probably for the best, desu, I've a feeling most ancestors are dicks.

>>451870

Mistress uses a CRT when she emulates old games, it does make things look real nice! Plus we watched Legend of the Galactic Heroes on that, for the real authentic vibe.

Fair, I suppose! There's tons of food I can only really stand when mixed with other stuff, too.

Oh no, it's very desserty, it's great.

Jeez, you Amerikans. So bizarre to me, even the less affluent families here go to some warm country during the summer holidays for like a week or so every year.

Though granted, airport staff in the US were far more aggro than Norwegian airport staff. I felt like I was under suspicion the entire time, while in Norway they're just chill.

Completely the opposite here! Cooking with butter is low class here, while cooking with olive oil is seen as all fancy and healthy.

>>451871

I can't imagine they'd be kind

>>451872

Probably not, I'm afraid, people were way more strict back in the day it seems like.

I'm going to bed though, so good night!

Honestly, I'm not hearing the jazz NOR the funk!

>>451871

Turns out I do! Also a real ancient plasma TV in the basement, that I'm not able to move because it's heavy and I am weak.

Got one of those tiny VHS player + TV combo from back in the day.

Same, beans by themselves are quite not my thing but if they're integrated into a dish I don't mind.

Fugg that sounds pretty good, is it cream cheesy, would you say?

Vacation for me always meant staying home, we have traveled along the state though!

Besides we have a healthy balance of seasons here.

You looked suspiciously Norwegian!

Ahh olive oil is fancy schmancy Gordon Ramsay tier but most young people are clueless cooks.

>>451804

And any car that is an antique can be registered for road use here in michigan regardless of if it was legal at the time of manufacturing.

I want to get an import mini truck honestly

>>451874

>tfw cant even drive

Ooo those trucks look pretty comfy

I'm a huge fan of the aesthetics of 90s Japanese cars, but not a fan of how they get butchered with crap mods.

Gimme an old Honda CRX and I'd be a happy camper.

>>451878

There's a main tower, have to remove this pearl thing from the top of it. Sometimes there's loads of mini towers that unlock stuff within that little area of hell you go to.

I'm sure you could desu, I'll give it a shot next time!

Length! That'd be an impressively tall car.

Is this how Euros see American cars?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoRmT0iRic

I've been watching loads of wrestling lately and am prepared for combat!

>>451874

Hell yeah!

Uh wait, does anyone eat just beans by themselves?

III couldn't really say, I've not had cream cheese in years! Depending on where you live, though, you could get some brown cheese at some international food store or whatever, it shouldn't be too expensive. Just that on buttered toast is excellent.

Jeez, so weird to me.

I'm just too white for Amerika, doesn't surprise me!!!

But if both butter and olive oil is fancy, what do normal people cook food with?

>>451878

>might be actually more dangerous >.>

Certainly is. I just cut my balls while trimming my pubes less than an hour ago. Ack! I guess I should get a proper razor just for that.

>>451882

Hell yeah.

…is it just .PNG or what's going on in here

I think War Thunder has the most unique set of name rules in any game

>The names of political figures between the 20th-21st centuries

>mfw

>>451883

I need to figure out how to record gameplay, that'd be fun to post on Youtube or something.

For like the 5 people subscribed to my channel.

I think it's also due to roads being much bigger here, Euro roads especially in older cities seem small, from what I've seen in videos at least!

I'll tell ya what though If I was rich I'd def drive around in a Hummer H1 through Euro streets for the keks.

The mightiest! Even if I can barely lift a 20lb bag!

>>451886

Lots of beans in hispanic dishes plus they make me gassy

>mfw cream cheese on a nice toasty bagel

All the international stores are mostly Asian here ;; Also didn't know there was a Russian store in town

I'll make my own! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y561JaCuVjc

Always wanted to take a huge roadtrip across the country though, that seems max comfy.

Looked too much like a viking.

I thought normal people just had carryouts! Taco Bell judging by what /ck/ seems to love.

>>451892

Maybe, mhm. When something fun happens at least.

Yeah I guess that might be the case.

Mhm, keks until you run over some poor feller's dog, sarge!

Wow, that's hella weak ;-;

Testing images.

Testing an image.

>>451895

>>451896

>>451897

Hm. The first one was a jpg as well, so I'm not sure what's going on here. (This is also a jpg, let's see if it works.)

>>451899

III mean, maybe! But it's not really an issue until the next time mistress and I meet up, right now I'm just keeping my pubes under control for my own personal sense of aesthetics.

>>451900

Jeez. Well, this one's also a jpg, so let's see. It gets even weirder if only some non-png files work, though.

And just in case images don't work: https://pasteboard.co/Jsk7T96.jpg I did that fucked EEG linguistics test today! Getting the hood to work took fifteen minutes of them scraping at my skin and squirting gel into each of the electrode holes. It hurt and took two hours in total, but I did get $27! (Though I mostly did it 'cause I was curious as to how it worked.)

>>451901

Mhm. Practice makes perfect though!

Oh look, are the pictures half-coming back? Coming half-back. Something like that.

>>451904

What a pose.

>>451906

Well it'd be more comfortable and practical for sure, just less lewd. A little less.

>>451903

We'll see how it goes! Though desu I don't really think mistress minds body hair anyway.

Let's test with a png!

>>451902

It absolutely is!

>>451908

Mhmm sure enough.

It worked! Well…. I gotta hit the bed now anyways. Good night Skandi-sama.

>>451902

You should post some more and mingle and be merry. For reasons.

>>451909

Sleep well!

Oh, and I'd like to remind everyone that there's room for a ton more banners, if anyone feels like submitting one to the banner thread! I'd make more myself, but I'm not the best at it.

>>451913

Welcome back! Did you use to namefag back in the day? I'm awful at remembering names, but I'm curious still!

>>451915

>the german autist

That's like saying "the round circle."

>>451917

Oooh, yep, now I remember which German you're talking about! I was about to ask how you've been, but it's maybe a bit hard to condense three years into a post with anywhere near a reasonable length. So instead: How are you doing?

>>451919

Oof. I hope you're alright. I'm going to bed now, though, it's past 3am here, so good night!

>>451919

I'm trying to e-forcibly make people post on here to get it booming here. I'm hoping others will join my cause… for science and such.

>Bomb drops few meters away from me

>Unscathed

Japanese tank folded over 1000 times

Meanwhile that poor Sherman got thrown upside down in a comedic fashion.

>>451893

With Oblivion that's almost guaranteed I think.

I guess in ancient times people didn't account for cars ever being a thing.

Me being short probably won't help out with visibility…

My arms are just a ribbon of muscle at this point I reckon, I carry groceries and what not and my poor hands get red lel

>>451894

They're very versatile, one of my favorite breads, pre-made ones pretty much have to be warmed or toasted, else they're ungodly hard for some reason.

She's max comfy to watch though!

Pretty sights to see, but yeah very cramped. An RV sounds nice too but it seems like a lot to upkeep.

>beard

kek

I know some people that rarely cook, or just eat easy to prepare meals.

Food culture can get freaky here though.

Also the image eater wont mess with me because I am based

the german autist being mercy or whatever right?

>>451921

Was getting caught part of your plan? And if not, what was your plan? It's a noble goal if I've ever seen one. And I might have not.

>>451922

I wouldn't know, I got bored of that game even faster than Skyrim! Now that I think of it, my copy of Skyrim was pirated and had a major bug… though I don't remember if I managed to overcome it somehow…

Ohh, as in your being able to see, not with other people seeing you X3

Well there's not much you can do about the hands I reckon, just the arms.

>>451923

I don't think so. Unless he had multiple nicknames… but I don't think so.

>>451925

I don't think I understand the analogy.

Are you a former regular poster, anon?

That is, I'm assuming the RFC refers to the internet protocol semi-standard thing, but still fail to grasp it. I guess it doesn't really matter.

>>451928

I see I see. Welcome aboard, let's toast to /lewd/'s health.

Yeah I had to look it up ngl. I've heard of it before though it's just, you forget… old age and all, y'know.

>>451929

Indeed. A kegger for the health, for everyone to over-partake in.

>>451930

A sip of tea from me, for now at least.

>>451924

>inb4 you fell to an anti-piracy measure

I love how clever some of those get.

Tried downloading a copy of NSFU2 a while back since it's not on any service and I accidentally downloaded a 3MB .exe file

>mfw

Boiii

You'd just see the top of my head poking over the steering wheel

Have babby hands, and babby arms.

>https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/best-albums-of-all-time-1062063/

>This entire thing

>>451933

needs more cradle of filth.

>>451922

>ungodly hard

(Pic related.)

Possibly, I didn't really look up any other videos of hers! The only cooking channel I follow is Barry Lewis.

Even in an RV someone's still gotta drive, though, and someone's gotta sit and talk with the driver too! I just don't fully get the appeal, I think. Except that it's a relatively cheap method of travel, obvs.

I've had a beard for years at this point! I like it, but, more importantly, my mistress likes it, so it's great.

>easy to prepare meals

That's fine! Most my meals just consist of dropping frozen veggies into a pan with some water, letting that cook while I cut the meat up, and then dropping the meat into the pan, adding butter and salt at the end.

>>451931

a sip of mountain dew voo dew for me. tastes like skittles.

>got to talking to mistress about the times we've met up irl

>realised I was missing a few pics

>asked her to send them to me

Aaand it turns out that I'd just deleted the pics I didn't want to keep. Including fun but useless pics, like her photographing a bottle of "American Hamburger Sauce," which is a silly Norwegian product, but also some incredibly embarrassing lewds of me. Minor flashbacks to how ludicrously submissive I get when mistress and I are actually in the same room, literally blushing.

And yes, I am actually drunk, and it's not just a name this time.

>>451936

I just meant the screeching sound reminded me of the film.

>>451938

Sounds… interesting, let's say!

>>451941

It's a famous horror movie, although apparently not that well made. Still fun enough.

>Suicide barely making the list

>Close to the Edge at #445

>Born this Way and not The Fame Monster

>500 slots and only one Cocteau Twins record

Could've at least squeezed Victorialand and Treasure in there too

>Fucking IMAGINE

>Only one Kate Bush record

No love for The Dreaming?

>No Joanna Newsom whatsoever

>No Nico either besides TVU&N

Also looking at their #1 this feels very politics inspired.

Good highlights are most of Fiona Apples material being on there, and Joni Mitchell at #3

>>451934

I used to listen to them a lot in high school but these days I only really like their early stuff.

Particularly Cruelty and the Beast

>>451935

Most anti-piracy stuffs prevent you from advancing, I like the super obvious or comedic ones.

>Nondescript .exe files are actually the things we want but we disregard them for fear of virus

At last I truly see

Honorary member of the lollipop guild.

Big arms for me are no good!

>>451937

Too lewd!

I follow a few, I'm still depressed over Bon Appetit going kaput.

I like Barry Lewis when he eats expired foods with Ashens.

Plus roadtrips means roadtrip soundtrack! Cheaper than hotel rooms thats for sure, plus it could be a very bonding experience with who you do it with, or could just make everyone frustrated.

I'd rather not have any hair except on me head.

Ooo I got me some tuna steaks and I'm gonna make em tomorrow!

>This entire image

Keks for days

>>451867

That sounds cozy, where do you guys usually hang out?

Are you it's senior member?

>>451945

As close to cocks as possible.

>>451943

Ah, that may be the case, hmm.

>lollipop guild

Sweet, you got a voice to match it?

Yeah I know I was just saying.

>>451946

Weird art but nice POV.

>>451947

Not gay though.

>>451948

Hardly gay at all.

>>451949

Couldn't understand how anyone could think of it as such.

>>451943

That just comes with the territory!

Oh yeah, Ashens is good in general. Barry's kitchen hacks/kitchen gadget videos are also good fun, buuut I don't actually watch his videos that are just about straight cooking, 'cause I'm not really that interested in cooking.

Oooh right, I'd not considered that you can just sleep in the car! Sounds comfy! Not literally, of course, it's probably a bit uncomfortable, but still.

I mean, makes sense! I just like both my beard and my chest hair. (I do get rid of most my pubes and armpit hair though, 'cause fuck that.)

Noice noice!

>>451945

We used to meet at the university café, but the security people are on strike, so we're meeting in a café downtown instead. It's nice! Getting some new members, even.

Surprisingly, I'm not! Two of the three people returning from last year have been there longer than me.

Anyway, how're you doing?

>>451950

Oh wow, that's the most lovingly animated dick I've ever seen.

>>451951

I can imagine the hentai it may have came from. The tentacles haven't reached it yet maybe.

Still not gay though.

>New War Thunder crafting event

Bois… This games gonna suck me soul but one of the reward vehicles is a sick halftrack so I want it

>>451947

I'm pretty sure the old Spyro one literally addressed you personally on your piracy ways

I might if I do the helium balloon trick!

Also check out this sick kill I got, bet that guy wasn't too pleased.

>>451951

>Looks at board name

>Mfw

Cooking just feels fun to me, and it's a life skill!

I really love these big heavy vintage kitchen gadgets, like an orange squeezer made of solid metal. Could use it as a weapon.

Speaking of, I went to the ole second hand shop the other day and saw a Gamecube for $10, hopefully I didn't miss out. Didn't have any cables though so maybe I saved a tenner.

Being short comes in handy as sleeping in a car doesnt seem that uncomfortable for me!

I'm more of a "no hair anywere" kind of person.

But strangely I keep pubes sometimes I dunno, no one knows.

Also holy shit, ever since these wpop threads on 4chan /mu/ took off it's been wild.

We're breaking so many rules but nobody reports so no bans, we nudepost and everything.

Real outlaws of /mu/

I am the god of nothing worship my shaft and witness the collapse of your soul

>>451954

This shaft collapsed. Is this yours that we may worship?

how can you post greenday and not have it be boulevard of broken dreams

i remember in like who knows what grade, super young, one of my classmates bullied a girl into crying by saying the lead singer of greenday used drugs

i remember grabbing someone and pushing them out of a window when they took my seat after a break

don't think i was actually mad

i just wanted them out of my seat

didn't exactly realise the strength

said i was sorry and we were friends after

no lol, was more like pushed them against a open ground floor window and they almost fell out but i still had them grabbed so they didn't fall or anything

I've basically got my base set up in Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead! At least the basics, there's very much missing in terms of defence still (except the beginnings of a perimeter wall, not pictured). But I've got what I need for preparing food, water and basic crafting!

>>451952

Sure sure, nothing gay about loving dick!

>>451953

Cooking's fun enough, but to me if I want recipes I'll just read them instead!

Ooh absolutely, even just a good hand cranked whisk can take cave someone's head in.

Nice, still! Assuming you've got games for it.

There's no proper mattress, thooough. Unless you bring one and lay it out inside the car nightly, I guess.

That's presumably just a gender role related thing!

>checked out the wpop thread

Wow, that was some real shitposting.

>>451956

That wouldn't fit the board as well as Dominated Love Slave does! And if I were to post a song off of American Idiot, it'd probably be Homecoming desu.

>>451963

but really loving dick is different.from loving dick. Also, take this to heart. Still no balls touching gay anything anywhere.

>>451963

think i only ever listened to boulevard of broken dreams and some other song that i dont remember

wasn't really a huge greenday fan since it was labeled as girls music lol

is it only gay if it's balls on balls touching

am i safe if i just lick them

>>451951

Sounds great, I'm imagining those meets to be something to look forward too, I wish there something similar here, well there is actually..

But living in the countryside makes it difficult to just hop to town and back, so I mostly just relax at home and go for walks these days.

>>451964

Absolutely correct! Really, it's only gay to get fucked from behind, since that's the only time that balls are likely to touch, otherwise basically anything is fine.

>>451965

Green Day was girly music over there? It wasn't here! I did really like them as a teen, buuut they're a bit embarrassing in hindsight.

>>451966

Entirely safe! And if there is a danger of balls touching, you can really just cover them with something.

>>451967

They are, they're pretty fun! I'll have to skip tomorrow's meeting, sadly, 'cause I've got so much reading to do for Tuesday.

Ah yeah, not living really close to anything sucks. Can't wait till I move to a bigger city myself, desu, 'cause there's really not a lot to do around here.

>>451968

Is everyone in the club from a literary background, what are some requirements to be in the club.

Also what's up with the images being broken, is there some kind of problem with 8kun.

We used to hold these 'computer club' type meetings here, but everything about it was indeed primitive and alot of the people who came were interested in learning more about malicious computer usage.

>>451955

you're a proper bitch aren't ya

Give it a lick, mmm it tastes just like raisins.

>>451950

As well you shouldn't, since it's not.

>>451953

I see, hmm hmm. Well no such thing with the Skyrim bug.

Too easy, anyone can do that I bet.

Ohh sweet. Fren of mine told me about such shenanigans.

>>451962

I think that's Terry Prachett. Very neat.

>>451964

Wow, t-that's pretty cool, anon!

address me as master you fucking bitch

>>451974

Directly in the boipussy, duh.

>Can land giant bombers just fine most of the time

>This still happens with smaller aircraft

…

>>451968

I'm also lonely and it makes me feel like I have a cooking frens

When I was little those meat tenderizers always looked like weapons

This one had a copy of Mario Party 7 inside it for some reason.

I'd much rather find a PS2!

>Not strapping down a mattress to the roof of the car

Oof this reminds me of a weird pet peeve of mine with cooking, hairy arms! I know it can't be helped and is no big deal with seeing bigfoot arms really throws me off.

And that's right! No girl ever looked good with body hair, I think.

I dumped some onlyfans pics and mods/jannies didn't notice lelel

>>451973

The GTA 4 ones are wild too, they break the game, gives you permanent drunk-cam.

Is it possible to get your voice that high naturally though

Have you been up to any shenanigans?

>>451977

Kek, in before someone turns that into a challenge.

Nnnnnnope!

Ehhh, not really I suppose. Kinda chilling atm.

>>451969

Everyone's at least somewhat interested in poetry! Most of us are writing poetry currently, I believe I'm the only one who's only written, like, one poem I'm pleased with, and stopped years ago. But there's zero requirement at all to join!

Yeah, I dunno, the entire site just gets weird sometimes.

>>451970

smh. That's lame.

>>451972

Unless the other party doesn't want to reciprocate, grumble grumble.

>>451977

III guess that makes sense, the friend simulator aspect is filled with podcasts for me.

They practically are!

Hell yeah, Sony 4 lyfe.

Uh yes, that's a bit of a strange pet peeve! I guess a cook in a restaurant shouldn't be too hairy, just on the off chance that some of it falls off into the food.

Eeeh, it depends a bit. The majority of girls around where I've lived have been blonde, and blonde body hair on girls looks cute imo. (And it looks badass on me, obvs.)

Jeeeez. … Wait, you've got an onlyfans?

>>451980

Now, to me, "donat[ing]" to "the hard monster" just makes it sound like you want people to spit into your urethra or something.

>DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO WOO WOOOOOO

>I SHALL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

>>451978

Police go after you for that so that's a god tier challenge!

Is that what being drunk is like though, just everything looks dizzy?

Me too, cold kicking off early this year.

>>451979

Spotify keeps shoving podcasts in my face for some reason.

Didn't help that Runescape has a meat tenderizer weapon, and I was easily influenced by what I saw in that game growing up.

Sonys far more reliable than Microsoft with consoles, I got an Xbox 360 for christmas in the late 2000s and it bricked in the earlier part of 2010…

At least they can do that cool knife trick by showing how sharp their stuff is by shaving their hairs.

Apparently I dont have TRUE black hair it's just really dark brown, blonde hair is cute as heck.

It was a music artists onlyfans! But I've gotten the odd comment here and there that I definitely should

The round table, that's a good one actually.

>>451983

Make sure you get plenty of semen in your diet.

Also make a song with those lyrics i just said in G starting with a say, 3-5 chord progression. All fifth chords though to make it easy.

>>451983

Oh, like going after you for DUI huh?

Hell I don't know what it looks like in the game xwx Idk, it's not so much that your vision wobbles on its own, it's more a matter of balance… it feels like the floor / the world is waving and wobbling under your feet.

Aha, I see I see.

>>451985

>

suck it desu

>>451987

Yes. I mean please don't.

*.mp4

>>451982

This might just be because I'm ESL, but I've no idea how to parse that sentence.

>>451983

Podcasts are good, that's why!

Ooh right, I suppose that makes sense. Though In Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead, my current autism game, literally anything can be used as a weapon. From axes to butter knives to credit cards to blueberries.

Oof. Thankfully, none of the consoles I've had have ever required any support. Though I've not had a console since my PS2.

I do that with box cutters at work if I'm technically out of stuff to do and just waiting for the day to end!

What, did you get a hair colour test or something?

That makes more sense, then! Though isn't onlyfans more for people that are famous-ish? Or are you e-famous, and I just don't know about it?

>>451988

No thank you, sir!

>>451994

I love you Skandi-sama desu

>>451996

"Love" is a pretty strong word for a Norwegian, but I certainly like you too!

>>451997

heh bitch loves me desu

>>451998

I'm glad to hear that you love yourself.

WAKE UP BILLIE SEPTEMBER IS OVER

>>451985

Best I can do is a zoomer rap

>>451986

Yeah, and much like real life police they immediately open fire.

Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smCklh4eS9Y

>it feels like the floor / the world is waving and wobbling under your feet.

Doesn't sound very enjoyable to me x^x

I might have to finally try out some teas because I'm constantly craving a hot drink and I only really drink coffee hot.

>>451994

Yeah but I could be listening to music

>tfw looking at my recent RYM ratings

After listening to October Rust I needed some /shitcore/

That AG Cook isn't though, breaks my heart giving it such a low score but for the mastermind behind PC Music releasing what sounds like generic 90s indie pop with a lick of hyperpop production is entirely lame.

Blueberries could be used as a weapon against people wearing expensive clothing since it'll give em mighty stains!

No clue if the newer 360s have that fixed, but having a console brick by fault of the manufacturer is kinda poop.

All fun and games until an accidental cut happens which I seem to be prone to.

Not an official one but I had someone point it out and I took a close look in strong light.

Might as well be black though, but it looks brown.

Being famous certainly helps but I don't think it's a requirement considering the amount of nobodies on tinder and snapchat hustling their stuff.

…Not that I have knowledge on that

>>451997

I'm not Norwegian but can I be an honorary Norwegian cocksucker? I fucking LOVE the cock.

>>451999

everyone loves me desu

>>452000

>Yeah, and much like real life police they immediately open fire.

You heard it first here, only in America!

Hah, it's not really supposed to.

Nice, lemme know if you do, or if you wanna ask for any advice I'm all ears!

>>452003

>Be American

>Get shot

Also election season is a special type of hell.

Though alcohol as a cooking ingredient is acceptable.

I tried soymilk for the first time the other day, and holy shit it's good. Cowmilk begone.

Are teas naturally sweet? Or do you need to like add some kind of sweetener to them, never got that.

Also I do not own a kettle.

>>452005

Seems accurate to me!

>Also election season is a special type of hell.

That right?

Yeah, sure is. One of the many ways to get you started on drinking professionally.

Curious. I'm not sure but I think I've never had it… really not sure though. .I'm pretty sure my sister in law used to buy it but can't remember if it was for her or for one of the nephews, IIRC the middle one was lactose intolerant until he got a bit older. I guess the lack of lactose might be good though, might be better on your digestive system ^^

>Are teas naturally sweet?

Nope! Usually slightly on the bitter side. If you want them sweet, you gotta add sugar or honey. You got loose tea, teabags and tea sachets. Loose is pretty much always better quality than the other two, teabags are usually the worst. Sachets are allegedly somewhere in the middle, don't really know about that myself. But that's usually not very important if you're gonna sweeten it or add anything else to it, I think.

If you're drinking loose tea, it's kiiinda customary not to sweeten it, except for some exceptions. That's why I'd probably not really bother with loose tea if I were you, bagged tea or tea sachets are cheaper, easier to get, easier to prepare and if you're gonna sweeten it anyway, it's kinda pointless to use loose tea.

Sooo if you wanna try some, I think I'd recommend trying teabags or sachets and adding a bit of sugar (like a teaspoon per every 100 ml). Mint tea is great, black tea is also good. With black teas you can also add lemon juice, or even milk if you wanna go crazy! Some of the more common black teas in here include Earl Grey and English Breakfast, those should be simple enough to get in most places I think… I really like English Breakfast with lemon juice, personally, or even without. Then there's countless amounts of fruit teas which you might like too (I guess technically not teas though since they don't contain the tea plant at all).

>Also I do not own a kettle.

Hmmm don't your family drink coffee or anything? o:

Also damn this post is getting long, I better stop and go to bed x__x

how do i lewd with someone here pls help

>>452008

This is mostly a thread about language and tea, good sir.

But welcome aboard anyway!

>>452008

you suck my dick

>>452011

I bet the anon isn't even here anymore w-w-what a fag!

>>452012

any anon that wants to right or wrongfully claim that post can do it then.

Nono, there's no lewding in this oasis.

>>452006

It is if you specifically want to avoid politics.

Everything is so political it just feels like tribalism.

I hate everything

>Profesionally

Is it really?

Tastes really nice, very creamy and sweet, yet none of the negatives associated with cowmilk.

Don't think I'm intolerant as I get other milk by-products fine, guess I'm still sorta young.

Lactose is evil ;;

Usually I drink my coffee with minimum sweetness, I don't think tea is up to that level of bitterness.

I'm familiar with seeing teabags, don't you need some fancy equipment to used loose leafed stuff?

Next grocery run I'll try and nab some teas, I'd say hold up to the milk, but with soymilk they could taste alright, unless using non-dairy milk is tea sacrilege.

>Hmmm don't your family drink coffee or anything? o:

desu I just use the microwave to heat up water or just use a pot.

I'm bad..

>>452015

Heh, fair enough X3

Yeah, I guess it is, judging by the murrican news(-like) youtubes I consume.

I don't think there's a beer drinking profession! Except working in the brewery, I'm pretty sure you get to drink while working.

Aha, I see I see. Yea, quite evil.

Ohh, well in that case maybe you could dare get loose tea and drink it without sweetening! \o/

>I'm familiar with seeing teabags, don't you need some fancy equipment to used loose leafed stuff?

Yeah, kinda. There are like little siv-cups that you can hang on a mug or maybe into teapots… wish I knew what those are called. But if you have french press, that works too. That's what I use.

Honestly, I don't know, but I've never heard of people using milk (cow or other) with loose tea, except for like one exception https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masala_chai (which is actually quite delicious, but you need some special spices and whatnots, I have no idea how to make this).

Ooof o: That needs to be fixed! Oh, speaking of that, there's one other thing, with black teas you should use boiling water, but with green ones it's better to go somewhere between 65-75°C (apparently around 150°F to 166°F).

>>452013

Hmmm. I don't think I heard me consent to any of this!

>>452010

I'd be willing to do so!

>>452012

d-dont call me fag like that, you wouldn't want me to get stiff! (also great asui pics <3)

>>452018

You're right, I mean who'd want to do a thing like that huh, I'd have to be a f-fag too! (thank you, I save them myself)

(also actually it's not very nice calling people fags, my apologies anon!)

Oh hey, that reminds me, who might you be anon? Do you have a name we can call you?

>>452017

You will. In the middle of it.

>>452019

I'm a flaming fag. Mr Faggotron. Lord Queer.

>>452020

Ooof, if you insist! I got my doubts still.

Ouch, hot to the touch.

>>452018

there is no willing you will do it and you will worship it you fucking bitch

>>452018

**tell him he doesnt have enough cum for you so he'll have to wait till tomorrow to build some more up. Then when you see him tomorrow, cut his pants off with scissors and swallow his kielbasa, balls deep without warning.

Hopefully he didn't read this XD

Reverse rape is a grand idea.**

>two page response to derrida's idea of the "pharmakon" due on thursday

>six page essay on trauma/dissociation/diaspora in voyage in the dark due on friday

Uni's kicking my ass recently!

>>452000

booo

No clue about any of those bands! Except for LMFAO, I suppose.

Hm well, it seems like blueberries specifically do 0 damage, so. You could still use them as a weapon, though. But you do need to wash all the clothes you get from zombies anyway, 'cause they're filthy! Otherwise you get a morale penalty and a heightened infection chance.

I mean, I might use a box cutter for that intentionally once in a while, but not at work.

Oh, I guess that makes sense!

smdh. If I can't get it by scrolling through someone's media tab on Twitter, I'm not interested!

>>452001

I'm not sure there's, like, a specific Norwegian technique or something, so the best I can do is just let you be a generic cocksucker!

>>452002

And for obvious reasons!

>>452008

Very carefully.

>>452024

list them

>>452025

-Fun to talk to

-Good spider images

-Good dick

-Long hair

>>452026

you're a good person

>>452027

I try!

>>452028

list more things about me

>>452029

Nope! "Fun to talk to" covers most the bases.

-Lame

-Dork

-Prancing la-la homo man

>>452030

I'm reaching levels of no no land and stabbing and thrusting in

>>452031

Have fun with that! I'll be going to bed, goodnight!

>>452032

think you can sleep while I'm fucking you?

>>452033

>>452033

What'd be more impressive is if you could fuck while sleeping

>>452034

yeah I'm really fucking amazing like that

>War Thunder event over in a few days

>Still not even close to the first reward

JUST

>>452016

It's such a pain and saps the humanity out of ya

Plus these political ads are something else.

But presumably not enough for it to be enjoyable.

Makes me gassy so I hate it

I totes could handle it, I enjoy my dark chocolate as well.

Does loose leaf stuff get tiny bits of leaf in the final product? I don't own a french press though, too fancy for my blood.

I've heard that name in media I think.

Also that wiki picture, those biscuits are cookies by American terms.

I've not seen many kettles around here ;;

Do the temperatures affect the taste? Or do you just "burn" your tea?

>>452024

Type O Negative is good though, real doom metal classics.

>mfw infected by blueberries

Now that's some bad luck.

I managed to cut myself with my own fingernails a few times :(

I'll dye it one day, I swear!

If there's a demand, you gotta exploit the lewds market!

>>452036

Fair enough xwx

People telling you how the other side is literally hitler/stalin, eh? xwx

Yeah the gassy-making properties of milk are well known.

>I totes could handle it, I enjoy my dark chocolate as well.

Well, it's not quite bitter either way… it's just got a certain kind of taste, idk how to describe it. With some teas I think it's fair to say they're a little bit sweet on their own too. Just not much.

>Does loose leaf stuff get tiny bits of leaf in the final product? I don't own a french press though, too fancy for my blood.

Yeah, even with french press there's usually small bits that get into it. It's no big deal though. Get one! Seems like they're not quite as expensive.

What name, Masala / Yogi tea?

Rip ;-; Well I guess just boiling water on the stove works too mmm?

I'm not sure about that either, I guess if you use boiling water with green tea, it's gonna taste bad. It's definitely going to infuse way faster.

Oh yeah, if you're going to buy loose tea, there might be instructions on the packaging on how long you should let it steep. It's kinda weird how much the time can vary. Like with the stuff I buy, it's usually 5 minutes for black tea and 3 minutes for green. But when I had tea in a teahouse, 15 seconds would usually be enough or even too much / resulted in too strong a flavour. So if you're gonna go loose, read the manual and experiment!

Ok, enough of this filthy silence in here I say!

this shit is lewdicrous!

yak yak yak yak yak!

you are very autistic desu

>>452037

>Blue politician kicks babies -Message paid for by red politician-

>Red politician firebombs retirement homes -Message paid for by blue politician-

Also a fly just took over

toot

Interesting flavor profile!

Small bits are fine, I just don't like stuff floating in my drinks.

That includes stuff like ice.

Masala!

Definitely works, I don't think I've seen a kettle before, isn't it just a pot with a spout?

Wew, now that sounds complicated.

I'll be sure to read instructions though, didn't think I'd need them with it being tea.

Do you usually accompany your tea with something else?

>>452042

The one on Mike Pence's head? xwx

>Interesting flavor profile!

It is!

Yeah I see your point, but they're pretty easy to ignore and just swallow together with the drink, I would say.

>Masala!

Ohh interesting. I decided that imma go buy some Masala spices and try looking up how to make the tea, and since I had kinda little time yesterday and today after work, I decided to call some places in town and ask them, and te lady specifically told me that she has the last packet, that she only keeps a few on stock since most people don't really know it… and here you are!

Well, there's electric kettles isn't it? Errr at least I thought they were called kettles.

Well, you probably wouldn't need instructions with bagged tea X3

On the contrary, I usually drink it by itself, at least loose tea. Though at work I drink bagged tea with sugar and lemon juice and also use it to wash down my lunch or even a snack,

>>452043

Plus there was just the thing about some right wing militia trying to kidnap the governor of Michigan. Not that Trump is directly responsible, he just fosters that kind of mindset in his supporters.

"Do you happen to feel like the democrats are literally terrorists and you need to exercise your second amendment rights? Well, they certainly are terrorists, you figure out how to react to that."

Stochastic terrorism.

>>452036

They might be Beethoven's side project, for all I know, I'm a massive music pleb, as we've been over!

I don't think I've ever accidentally hurt myself with a box cutter at least, which is good luck sorta, depending on how you look at it.

What, to blonde? Seems like a hassle to keep it up, when you change hair colour dramatically!

The lewd market's mostly saturated by Exhentai for me, thank you!

>>452033

With your peepee, I'm sure I wouldn't wake up!

>>452038

Uh hm, that's a bizarre amount of control down there.

>>452046

I am very much the knockout you're right skandi

>>452045

Maybe. It never occurred to me to think of it as mind tricks.

desu

>>452050

moar like this

>>452052

no