No.417283 [Last50 Posts]
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No.417285
fpbp
>>417282
It all falls apart, from the very start.
Don't worry about it.
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No.417286
>>417285
I suppose so
I'm going to anyway
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No.417287
Finally my first D&D character is done! That took way longer than I expected! Ronorim, the half-orc cleric of Auril. His only real goal is to get enough money to live a life of luxury (and worship, but that's less important).
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No.417288
>>417287
Sounds fun ^^
How did you determine your stats and what they are?
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No.417289
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No.417290
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No.417291
>>417290
How's it going today?
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No.417292
>>417288
Just point buy! Plus some modifiers here and there. They aaare Str 12, Dex 13, Con 15, Int 10, Wis 16, and Cha 9. And for cantrips I have Shillelagh, Guidance, Thaumaturgy and Mending, with Cure Wounds and Guiding Bolt for spells! I should be at least an acceptable cleric, I hope, since making the bloody character took like 2.5 hours (presumably because I had to look up everything since I have no idea how anything works).
>>417289
Hi hi! What's up?
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No.417293
>>417291
Tired as shit! Make me a gallon of coffee, please.
How have you been?
>>417292
Aaaah, I see I see boring! Tough and wise, just as clerics are expected to be, I suppose. Yeah I don't remember what the cantrips do, I never did play 5e after all. You did say Shillelagh uses wisdom to attack though, yea? Guidance I think was that spell which gives someone advantage to attack, the other two I can just kinda guess.
So in terms of character, you just know he is kind of a greedy bastard and leave the rest to crystallise during the gamplay, yeah?
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No.417294
>>417293
Sure it's boring, but also kinda safe! Just like me! Thaumaturgy is the fun one, since it has a ton of effects to choose from:
>Your voice booms up to three times as loud as normal for 1 minute.
>You cause flames to flicker, brighten, dim, or change color for 1 minute.
>You cause harmless tremors in the ground for 1 minute.
>You create an instantaneous sound that originates from a point of your choice within range, such as a rumble of thunder, the cry of a raven, or ominous whispers.
>You instantaneously cause an unlocked door or window to fly open or slam shut.
>You alter the appearance of your eyes for 1 minute.
Utility! Plus I can maybe half-heartedly disguise myself as a human by changing my eyes, if that'd ever come in handy. Guidance gives a 1d4 bonus to any ability roll, which is neat.
Slightly greedy, slightly snobbish, not exactly sympathetic but has a soft spot for poor people. Aaand the rest I'll just figure out as I go, yeah.
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No.417295
>>417292
Not much doing laundry atm, always forget to till I'm out of clothes lol
>>417293
-gives coffee of da gallon kind- doing good so far
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No.417296
>>417294
>kinda safe!
That's just a way of rephrasing boring! X3
Oh yeah, that one is awesome. Opening doors from afar is pretty useful too.
Hmm, don't know that a simple spell like that would do much in terms of disguise, but who knows what your DM thinks about it.
Oh, that's a different spell then X3 Well, so +2.5 / 12.5% on average.
Should be all you need, imo!
>>417295
Thanks! *chugs*
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No.417297
>>417295
III think maybe I have more clothes than you, then. Unless you have a massive laundry bin so you can actually fit a ton of clothes in there.
>>417296
Well, maybe, but it's my first time! Nothing's gonna be boring.
The open/shut thing is the only directly useful one really! The other ones you'd have to be a bit creative with. And yeah, the eye thing would only really work in conjunction with other disguise bits, since after all half-orcs are p monstrous.
Gotta go though, dinner time!
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No.417298
>>417297
I have a bunch of shirts etc, not much underwear though, makes it easy to forget.
>>417296
Alex is coming over later, to try and do better lol
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No.417299
>>417297
Aye, fair enough. And to be honest, if you happened to roll shitty stats and the game was kinda competitive, bah!
Yeah, but still. You can change colours of flame to communicate with people / give signals. Cause sounds or tremors as a lure (unless you have to say the formula out loud, in which case you'd give yourself away…). Alter eye colour to look extra spooky (although you probably won't be intimidating people with charisma 9).
Yeah, they are!
Enjoy your dinner Skandiboy.
>>417298
Hehe, he has spirits! Good on him. How old is he?
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No.417300
>>417299
Hes 22, hopefully he gets better haha
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No.417301
>>417300
Is he a healthy stronk stud?
Oh rats, got to walk the hound, be back in 20-30.
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No.417302
>>417301
He's kinda skinny, and I wouldn't say a stud, he's around 5 inches, and decently thick.
Might make him "release" a time or to beforehand so hopefully he won't blow after a minute of bouncing lol.
-aroooo- (my crappy hound impersonation)
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No.417303
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>417302
Ahhh, I see I see.
Well, two times might be too much, no?
Also, by "make him" you mean do him, or tell him to wank off? :thinking:
>
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No.417304
>>417303
I don't know yet, I'll probably tell him to masturbate, but knowing the urge I get when watching I'll help him along.
Also idk how many times he can go, but I'd like more then a minute before he finishes lol
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No.417305
>>417304
Heh, there you go.
So, have him wank off, give him ten minutes to recuperate and hop on it, is that the plan basically?
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No.417306
>>417305
Basically, except I'm gonna let him be on top, if he finishes to quick, hopefully he can get hard again and keep going.
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No.417307
>>417306
Hmmm, I see I see. Best of luck.
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No.417308
>>417307
Thanks, what you up to?
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No.417309
>>417308
Was just making a smoothie. And now, onto front lunges!
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No.417310
>>417309
Sounds delicious, happy exercise haha
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No.417311
>>417310
Mhm! Thank you ^3^
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No.417312
>>417311
Alex will be by soon, I should finish the damn laundry I keep putting off z.z
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No.417313
>>417312
Wew you still haven't done it? Hop to it!
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No.417314
>>417313
I've been doing it, it's more then one load though, I just forgot to pull out the clothes and switch em over, I guess it should have been something unforgettable as I still don't have any underwear lol
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No.417315
>>417314
Ohhhh, fair enough.
Wew wew wew. That's basically a scene from a porno film at this point.
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No.417316
>>417315
Whats a scene? o.o
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No.417317
>>417315
Oh, I'm not nude atm, got a tank top and short shorts haha, just no underwear
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No.417318
>>417316
Uh, like a scene out of a movie? Just… a scene?
>>417317
Yes, I know, it still applies.
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No.417319
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No.417320
>>417318
I meant how is it like a porno, that's what confused me, not doing anything sexy etc.
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No.417321
>>417320
No I mean, you just chilling out home, a young male comes for a visit.
"Alex, hi!"
*hugs*
"Come in."
*turns around, exposes bare butt*
"Oh woops, sorry I just so happen to be washing, don't have any clean panties to put on, hihi."
(though woops, I missed the part where you at least wear shorts)
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No.417322
>>417321
I don't ever prance around bottomless at random lol, he's here now though and i am watching him try to masturbate, he's nervous enough it's not quite hard.
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No.417323
>>417322
Okay, no need to be playing with your phone then, have fun!
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No.417324
>>417323
Nah, if he thinks I'm watching intently, he freaks out. So I just glance time to time for now.
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No.417325
>>417324
Oh. I guess he really is nervous.
I mean, so would I, no doubt.
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No.417326
>>417325
Why would you freak out? o.o
He's going at it pretty good now, I took off my shorts and am sitting openlegged across from him now lol
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No.417327
>>417326
I'm a shy person in real life?!
Is he peeking back?
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No.417328
>>417327
Didn't figure you for a shy person
and he's openly staring, think he's almost there from the sounds lol
I'm honestly pretty shy to irl, but I don't see a reason to be with someone's who's already both seen me naked and been inside lol, I was horrible in college
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No.417329
>>417328
It's like being a keyboard warrior, with lewdness instead of assertiveness / aggressiveness.
Ah, good for him.
Ehe, I wonder if (or rather, how quickly) I'd be able to relax like that.
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No.417330
>>417329
He finished, I swallowed. But he never went soft so I told him to go again if he wants to have sex.
Keyboard warrior? Never heard that term.
You'd probably get over it quickly if you were enjoying yourself while being watched imo
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No.417331
>>417329
Working myself over some to, gotta be ready to go haha
Somehow he's nervous again, not sure why z.z
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No.417332
>>417330
Neat! Hmm, I'd say good girl but am not sure if that's not demeaning. Good woman sounds weird though. Anyway, you have my praise for whatever it's worth!
Mhmm, it's like a person who is angry and threatens people on the internet thanks to anonymity and no threat of physical violence, but who in real life is a weak manlet, or a coward.
Shit idk.
>>417331
Weeeeell, you are making him cum twice before he even has a go at you. He might not be able to get it up the third time. I mean even the second time should take some time.
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No.417333
>>417332
Idk, it might be somewhat mean on my end, and if he can't get it back I'll be nice to him and take care of it later.
You can say good girl, doesn't matter to me /shrug.
He's doing well it seems, he doesn't freak out when I look at it.
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No.417334
>>417332
If I stop replying don't take offense, eventually I'll be afk lol
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No.417335
>>417333
Ehe, well you have been on the "donating" end so far so I guess it kinda makes sense if you have a say.
Hmmm, noted.
>>417334
I know, no worries. Especially if he's gaining confidence.
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No.417336
>>417335
I finished it for him, and he went soft, gonna give him a bit then see if I can coax it back up, til then gonna watch some firefly together,
Sidenote. Always find the testes fascinating to the touch, in a odd way.
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No.417337
>>417336
There you go. Man, seeing a friend, watching some series and cumming three times, going back. Fun times being your friend, whew.
Hmm, I see. The skin is weird but it somehow works out, I suppose.
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No.417338
>>417337
Wasn't till this last year I even did things like this for guys, had some crap stop me beforehand, and idk, balls are just something I find intriguing.
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No.417339
>>417338
Yeah you mentioned this. Seriously though, it's good to have a friend who's a bro, male or female, I think.
Be gentle with them, I probably don't need to mention.
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No.417340
>>417339
I always am gentle lol
Well I've been playing with it for a bit and some life's coming back, gonna see if I can get him all the way up with some other means, be afk a while.
Go do something funs keyboard warrior :p
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No.417341
>>417340
>with some other means
>@0:36
Being a keyboard warrior is fun!
But time to eat some more and read. You two have fun.
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No.417342
>>417341
I don't play with butts, especially during a bj, and he managed to last til I came this time, ofc I was cheating by rubbing at the same time haha.
Was awkward after he came though, he just stayed still and kept staring at me, til he pulled out put on his pants and said he had to go. Think he was embarrassed again for some reason /shrug
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No.417343
>>417342
Shame! Aha, neat, sounds like a success!
Aw jeez. Did you tell him you had fun or anything like that? For encouragement.
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No.417344
>>417343
>Shame!
(which, I mean, I'd never stick it in before the guy washed his butthole, it's not something to just do spontaneously tbh)
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No.417345
>>417343
I thought me clamping down with what might have been a small seizure would be explanation enough.
One good thing about making him wait til after a few times is there's not much I have to clean out of me z.z
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No.417346
>>417344
Makes sense, but I just don't care for butts anyways, I don't enjoy it either.
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No.417347
>>417345
Whew.
You guys were not using a condom? Wot in tarnation.
>>417346
Fair enough.
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No.417348
>>417347
I can't really have kids, I was almost infertile when I was younger, then I od'd and since its just worse. Chance of me getting pregnant is like winning the lottery z.z
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No.417349
>>417348
O-oh. Does he know that? That could be a good reason for him to freak out after filling you with his sailors, whew.
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No.417350
>>417349
I think he knows, not actually sure, but you'd think he'd have asked me after the first time he did it /shrug.
On another note I've got a good reason why I don't like butt stuff, got drugged at a party with one of my best friends during college, woke up the next morning with my butt sore, and dried "stuff" on my back and face.
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No.417351
>>417350
Hmm, fair enough. You should probably tell him next time though.
Sorry to hear.
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No.417352
A guy I thought I liked did it with a friend of his, I no longer care about it now, and it was ironic, I went there cause I finally had the courage to give him a bj, the dumbass.
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No.417353
>>417351
I'll text him that his swimmers can't make it to the goal lol
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No.417354
>when you've been isolating yourself for the last few days and today you start talking to someone you're kinda friends with and he starts going on about the SJWs
wow i think i'll go back to only talking to people who matter
>>417352
Did you at least get him in trouble for it?
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No.417355
>>417354
I didnt, had no proof that it was him.
What about the sjw? o.o
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No.417356
>>417352
No matter what your intentions were, some men just don't grow up to be more than pigs, do they…
>>417353
That's going to make it sound like his semen is weak or something, don't be crazy!
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No.417357
>>417356
Omg, you over think things, fine I'll tell him that I lack the ability to bear children. Bland asf.
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No.417358
>>417357
D-didn't want to pressure you or anything…
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No.417359
>>417355
So you just suspected it was him, or something?
We were arguing about OW being a TF2 ripoff and then he starts going on about it pandering to sjws for whatever reason. I have no idea how that was relevant, but ok.
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No.417360
>>417358
I'm not upset lol
I just didn't think he'd take it bad, gonna assume he doesn't want kids at random
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No.417361
>>417360
>gonna assume he doesn't want kids at random
Mhmm, exactly.
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No.417362
>>417359
I know it was him, I didn't pass out til I was already in the room with him. Still my word against his though
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No.417363
>>417362
Yeah, I think the victim's word is usually given priority though, idk.
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No.417364
>>417363
It would have ended with me looking like a giant slut and still losing, his family has money, mines all broke
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No.417365
>>417364
Ah, damn. That's shit. My dad's an ultra-rich fucktard who refused to so much as pay child support. On top of being abusive.
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No.417366
>>417365
My father was your common methhead lol
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No.417367
>>417361
Alex called Mike and told him we had sex now Mike is texting me asking why we haven't been lol
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No.417368
>>417367
Clearly this is heading in the direction of a threesome.
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No.417369
>>417368
I doubt it, but who knows
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No.417370
>>417366
I've got some of my dad's personality issues, which sucks. I'm pretty sure he's borderline, too. Except he lacks self awareness, which goes far in making things worse.
>>417368
It strikes me that one cool thing about being in closed poly is it'd be really easy to get, uh…. group activity going.
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No.417371
>>417370
That stinks, hopefully I don't end up like my dad was
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No.417372
>>417369
Yeah I mean, Alex has already watched you guys do lewd, so who knows. I mean, unless you are unwilling.
>>417370
>It strikes me that one cool thing about being in closed poly is it'd be really easy to get, uh…. group activity going.
Can't deny.
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No.417373
>>417368
He's upset that he didn't even get to watch z.z
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No.417374
>>417373
Tbh, that probably wouldn't help Alex very much, would it….
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No.417375
>>417370
Technically isn't poly already a threesome or more anyways
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No.417376
>>417373
Why would he lol
>>417375
I mean, romantically, yeah. I imagine you wouldn't constantly be doing three person things, though.
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No.417377
>>417374
I think alex would after coaxing but I don't really want to, I'd have to either be slammed into a dick head first or give a handy, not up for anal
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No.417378
>>417377
Didn't you say Alex was into guys? :^)
Get a conga going.
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No.417379
>>417376
Honestly imo, I'd find it pointless to not be in 3 ways if poly, as if it's done for romance there'd be no reason not to
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No.417380
>>417377
Or I guess they could just take turns, no? Could make it more fun for you too. Easier to cum that way, I'd imagine.
Just thinking out loud.
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No.417381
>>417378
I said I thought he was gay, never really asked til recent, from what he said he's been afraid that he wasn't "big enough" to matter so he's stayed away from girls
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No.417382
>>417380
Literally the definition of being used by people z.z
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No.417383
>>417379
Yeah, I mean, it'd probably be fairly regular once we're all in one place. Though I'm imagine a lot of one on one stuff would happen too.
>>417381
Ah, that's disappointing.
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No.417384
>>417382
I mean if one has a hard time getting you off…
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No.417385
>>417384
I actually cum very easily imo …
Not my fault he literally only sticks it straight in and does nothing but a minute of thrusts then quits, and they aren't even good thrusts, like inch back and forth ones z.z
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No.417386
>>417384
I used to have a gf, that could get me off in less then a minute… ofc she knew exactly the right spots and how to attack them
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No.417387
>>417385
Hmm…
So I guess you don't technically need it yourself.
Well anyways. Was nice talking dirty again. Good night Katspins, and good night Pandora.
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No.417388
>>417387
Gnight keyboardrumor haha
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No.417389
>>417386
I read a study a few days ago that said straight women were way less likely to regularly orgasm than lesbians.
Like, apparently it was 65% versus 84%, something like that.
>>417387
Night
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No.417390
>>417389
Unless the guy knows what to do, then yes that's true, girls know exactly how to please girls lol.
And guys are simple.
Honestly my favorite thing about helping, and one of the main reasons I do is to watch/see/or feel them get hard. It's like magic
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No.417391
>>417389
Another reason is how naughty I feel when I swallow or get there stuff on me.
Mikes gonna be over in a few, told him if he'd stop whining I'd at least suck some.
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No.417392
>>417390
Dicks are pretty cool tb h.
>>417391
Same, kind of? When I fantasize about guys it's usually as a form of degradation. I'm not romantically into guys, really.
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No.417393
>>417392
Gonna afk a bit, ttyl
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No.417394
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No.417395
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No.417396
>>417395
Hello~
How are things?
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No.417397
>>417396
I'm cooking rn, taking a break from exercising.
You?
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No.417398
>>417397
Just got done eating some Manicotti, about to go walk around town
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No.417399
I'm back lewdones. Kinda sleepy but alive.
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No.417400
>>417399
My laptop isn't it charging so now I'm dead
Goodnight
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No.417401
>>417400
Goodnight, and ironically I'm having same issue
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No.417402
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No.417403
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No.417404
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No.417405
>>417404
Tired, having coffee. You?
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No.417406
>>417405
Sleepy still, sitting naked on the side of my tub, waiting for hot water heater to build up
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No.417407
>>417406
Oh, I see. Probably in the tub by now, have fun.
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No.417408
>>417407
Takes like 30 mins to build up, I've got another 10 sadly.
Watching girls strip til then haha
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No.417409
>>417408
Wot in tarnation…
Heh, you are? Post links.
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No.417410
Like these, not sure how to link from reddit app lol
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No.417411
>>417410
Ahh, I see I see.
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No.417412
>>417411
Gonna fap before I bathe, the urge is getting to me
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No.417413
>>417412
I figured you would.
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No.417414
December is looking to be busy. Gifs being uploaded though!
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No.417415
>>417414
Hello Planina-kun. What gifs?
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No.417416
>>417415
That one gif. Sorry, working on low speed today.
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No.417417
>>417416
I meant to type sleep. Whoops.
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No.417418
>>417416
Oh, you mean Katspins's?
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No.417419
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No.417420
>>417417
Oh, ehe.
All the cummies. Shame about the blur though.
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No.417421
Coffee maker is so slow today… qq
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No.417422
>>417421
Rest in peace. You got it now, yeah?
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No.417423
>>417422
Yea I do, made it way to strong though
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No.417424
>>417423
I think I might want to get one too. Either that or more mead.
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No.417425
>>417424
Mead lol, the rums gone.. the rum can't be gone.
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No.417426
>>417425
But it is, damnation!
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No.417427
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No.417428
>>417425
More mead was had, now to the coffee.
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No.417429
Just one more day of lack of sleep.
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No.417430
>>417415
I've been on a fair diet of real time strategy games, what I've come to expect of all this game talk is something the former /lewd/ities (or at least those who we've known) have already done though, almost got a taste of being invited by… Senti! Who might still be up to play.
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No.417431
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No.417432
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No.417433
>>417432
Because waking up early causes that!
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No.417434
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No.417435
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No.417436
>>417435
Moreeeee coffeeee qq
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No.417437
Just went to my younger cousins to visit, while I'm walking up to her house some guy I don't know walked out and left.
Thinking nothing of it I walked in and flopped down on the couch next to her, she's just sitting there with semen all over her face.
She finally realized that it was still on her and freaks out running to the bathroom.
Thought I'd die laughing.
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No.417438
>>417428
Guess lewdness runs in the family
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No.417439
>>417438
It's like the 3rd time I've walked in on or seen her doing stuffs lol
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No.417440
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No.417441
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No.417442
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No.417443
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No.417444
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No.417445
>>417444
Just posting my favorite openings ;-; What are you doing?
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No.417446
>>417445
Playing Dorf Fort like a loser-ass nerd. Also, first time meeting a psychologist today, whooo.
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No.417447
>>417446
Well you got nerd right. Hopefully it goes well and its worth
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No.417448
>>417447
Now that you mention it, I guess my ass isn't a loser. And it shouldn't be anything all that interesting, this is just for them to try to push me into group therapy rather than talking one on one to anyone!
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No.417449
>>417448
Then whats the point in going?
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No.417450
>>417449
Uuh, because I want to say no to that! Or maybe yes, depending on if it sounds good or not (I doubt it'll sound too good).
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No.417451
>>417450
I meant you have to go to say no? I dont know much about this stuff! Group doesn't sound that bad, might be full of dorf nerds too
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No.417452
>>417451
No clue! But it's technically possible that she might make it sound like a decent thing and I'll say yes.
>tfw didn't meet master in group therapy
REEE, that would have been a much better story!!
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No.417453
>>417452
Im sure they would rather have everyone in a group instead one on one for time and other reasons sadly. One of my teachers actually met her husband in an mmo, thought that was interesting
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No.417454
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No.417455
>>417434
Yes Bulgaria, what a great time for ghosts to appear and start posting, no?
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No.417456
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No.417457
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No.417458
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No.417459
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No.417460
>>417459
The warrior has returned :p
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No.417461
>>417460
Yea- wait, woah, don't bully!
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No.417462
>>417461
I'm not bullying D:
I am gonna get some good morning essence in a bit when Mike gets here haha
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No.417463
>>417458
I'm doing fine how about you?
>>417459
Hey Rumor
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No.417464
>>417463
I'm doing good, folding clothes to put up atm
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No.417465
>>417462
So you say, but what are you doing?!
Waw, lewdiepoo is you, you is!
>>417463
Hey hey. I was going to ask you how you were doing, but you just said so!
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No.417466
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No.417467
>>417465
He's not coming over for now, he got called in early for work. Family guy time haha
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No.417468
>>417467
Wow, you lost half of my respect!
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No.417469
>>417466
Do you believe in life after life?
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No.417470
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No.417471
>>417469
No. I believe in waifuism. I want to be reborn as a waifu.
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No.417472
>>417468
Nuuuu, where'd the respect gooo!! Haha
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No.417473
>>417471
A witty Bulgarian, more than meets the eye…
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No.417474
>>417472
Fell in my weak sauce coffee, I think.
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No.417475
>>417473
Not everyone here are normalfags most of them are
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No.417476
>>417474
Rude warrior is rude.
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No.417477
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No.417478
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No.417479
>>417475
Yes, I am the fool. Do you know your admin Bulgarian..?
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No.417480
>>417477
Alex came by, ended up giving him a handy lol
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No.417481
>>417480
Jeez, these guys got some appetite.
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No.417482
>>417481
This was my fault lol, he came over to bs and maybe watch shows, I was bored so I just reached over and played with it til hard
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No.417483
>>417482
Hmmm, lewd girl!
Anyways, off to play a game, see you later (or tomorrow) bb~
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No.417484
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No.417485
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No.417486
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No.417487
Currently doing my linguistics/phonetics exam, and damn. Look how neatly you can categorise these consonant sounds! Just three traits is all you need to tell them apart! ±voiced, ±continuant and articulation place (labial, dorsal and coronal)! I am unreasonably pleased with this, I wanna frame it and hang it on the wall.
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No.417488
>a billion parentheses and quotation marks
That's how you know it's good!!! Or I've written it kinda sloppily.
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No.417489
Aaand done! With half an hour to go, which is cutting it closer than I'm used to.
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No.417490
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No.417491
>>417490
Just a home exam and I was getting a bit bored, so I posted rubbish. It went well anyway, I think! Though I'll never know, since it won't get graded, I'll just get a pass/fail.
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No.417492
>>417491
Youll pass, if not you get caged forever
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No.417493
>>417492
>imblying
I'd look ridiculous in chastity!
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No.417494
>>417493
That's a good point, should give you the fire to pass next time if you fail
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No.417495
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No.417496
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No.417497
>>417495
You know fire..passion..strength..will. Light a fire under ones ass. Stuff like that
>>417496
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No.417498
>>417496
Hi hi!
>>417497
… Oh right! I read it as you were going to burn parts of me or something if I failed.
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No.417499
>>417498
Think I am that mean huh? ;-;
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No.417500
>>417497
>Light a fire under ones ass
If you're worth your salt, it won't be under the ass!
>>417498
Hullo!
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No.417501
>>417499
Sorry, I for some reason misremembered! Of course, you're a masochist, not a sadist!
>>417500
I did my final exam today! I'm free as a bi~rd!
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No.417502
>>417501
Wawawa, jelly! Mine come in January. Though, I'd be fugged if they were around this time, so I am not really jelly I suppose.
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No.417503
>>417502
See >>417487 and >>417488 for various nerdery. (Not that you can read the last one, but it's more the amount of punctuation that's the issue!) And it does seem like it kinda sucks to have them in January, if only because that forces you to study during the holidays!
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No.417504
>>417503
Aha, I was just about to remind you I couldn't read it xwx
Yeah it does. God damn though I am so far behind.
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No.417505
>>417504
kek, well at the very least you can presumably make out words like "singularis" and "allomorf" and stuff!
Nooot too badly, I hope? Like, not so far behind that failing is likely?
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No.417506
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>417505
And nomen, true enough!
Haven't read a thing in one class, one week behind in another, and will have like idk, 70 pages of reading (and maybe 10 hours of videos to watch) in the last class during the holidays.
Hopefully not, but who knows :-/
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No.417507
>>417500
Putting you in the boiling pot
>>417501
Am not! Im just a bean! Human bean!
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No.417508
>>417507
Nope. You too much of a weak sauce for that.
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No.417509
>>417506
Figured!
Well, that sounds doable! It's a good bit, but it's not impossible, especially not if it's something you're interested in.
>>417507
I'll flick your bean, if you know what I mean.
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No.417510
>>417508
No sauce in this pot so you should fit in nicely
>>417509
That's a little gay, gotta ban you now
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No.417511
>>417510
I'm sorry I wasn't gay enough.
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No.417512
>>417509
I think so too. Though one of the classes I have had super mixed feelings. Like, there's a bunch of stuff that should be interesting, but I always end up reading it waaaay longer than I should have.
>>417510
Lies. I'll stir your gravy yet.
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No.417513
>>417511
Hopefully you learned your lesson. I cant have anyone else doing that
>>417512
I like gravy, just dont stir it too much
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No.417514
>>417512
Sucks. Which class is it, then?
>>417513
Yes, sir! I'll be sure to mention that I'm in love with someone of the same gender way more often!
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No.417515
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>417513
>vid related
The all-night, every-day part.
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No.417516
>>417514
Literary and Cultural Theories I
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No.417517
>>417516
That does sound p interesting! But then again I can also see it getting incredibly dry, depending on how the textbook is written.
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No.417518
>>417517
No textbook! Just scraps and articles.
1st lesson: philosophical background; 10 online articles about 10 philosophers
2nd lesson:
- 18th and 19th century British literary criticism
- postmodernism
3rd lesson:
- culture change
- structuralism
- included a shortish book by Friedrich Engels
4th lesson
- Freud
- Freud for Dummies (also known as Jacques Lacaan)
- Carl Jung
5th lesson:
- gender and queer theory
- theories of race
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No.417519
>>417518
Oh, well that potentially makes it worse then. Though I've gotta admit that each one of those points sounds like something I'd be interested in.
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No.417520
>>417514
Good job and when you got spare time you can right reports about it and send them here
>>417515
That's too much stirring!
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No.417521
>>417520
REPORT
A week ago or so I walked around the neighbourhood while talking to master on voice, and he walked together with me in Google Street View VR.
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No.417522
>>417519
Yeah, exactly. The philosophers I did not finish (but we only need to be familiar with one).Postmodernism had three articles, each one less theoretical/more practical (and twice as comprehensible) than the previous. That Engels's stuff was actually kinda interesting too, was about the development of the family, private property and state throughout the ages. Contained interesting stuff about the Iroquois, ancient Greeks and Romans and Germanic tribes. The Freud stuff is kinda alright, but the lecture itself was awesome. It was delivered by a -presumably gay- guy with flamboyant mannerisms too.
>>417520
How about an all-night stirring once every other weekend with a few quickies in between?
>>417521
Nice ^.^
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No.417523
>>417521
Hmm that is interesting, keep it up kid
>>417522
I am questioning your gravy stirring techniques
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No.417524
>>417523
You have every right to.
How about kneading your dough instead?
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No.417525
>>417522
Well, I'm a sucker for any socialist thinkers anyway, even if I don't agree with the particulars, so Engels was one of the ones that sounded the most interesting.
It was nice! There was a bit of confusion since I had to tell him where I was, and all he had to go by was the colours of houses and stuff, but we figured it out.
>>417523
Will do! And on Monday I head back to my home town, so then master and I will have a ton more time to talk, which'll be nice.
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No.417526
>>417525
Mhmm, I see I see.
Aha, I thought it would have to be like that.
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No.417527
And bed time.
Good night lewdies.
Good .night.
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No.417528
>>417524
Good. I'll have to think about that one also fug I had a good picture about dough and kneading
>>417525
Hey hey reports are once a week! Dont get bullied by the new kids there
>>417527
Sleep well
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No.417529
>>417527
Sleep well!
>>417528
It was the same report!!! I just fleshed it out a bit more.
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No.417530
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No.417531
>>417530
Oh wait that says flour not dough.
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No.417532
>>417529
You should be going to sleep too!
>>417530
Thief!
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No.417533
>>417532
Yes, mum. It's only a bit past midnight though, so I'll be awake for a little bit more!
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No.417534
>>417532
Don't see your name on this image! :^)
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No.417535
>>417533
>Second person calling me mum
;-;
Till >>325455 sleeps?
>>417534
Back in your cage wench!
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No.417536
>>417535
>quoting year-old posts
And no, that'd be crazy! He's seven hours behind me, I'd have to stay up insanely late.
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No.417537
>>417536
Some things never change. Could write a report about that :^)
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No.417538
>>417537
Nooope! Heading to sleep now though. Goodnight, Bittyboy! May you dream of musclegirls sitting on your face!
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No.417539
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No.417540
I just posted lewd stuff while watching a movie. Strange times.
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No.417541
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No.417542
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No.417543
can someone lend me their wrist?
I need to fap
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No.417544
>>417543
Why would you need a wrist? Just get a suction cup for your dildo instead of using it by hand, smh.
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No.417545
>>417543
Hello Venven.
>>417544
Hello SKandi.
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No.417546
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No.417547
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No.417548
>>417545
Hi, RUmor! I'm starting a new dwarf fort in a "terrifying forest", and it sucks!!! It keeps raining blood, and the ground is covered with writhing tendrils! But inside it's as cozy as ever, at least.
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No.417549
>>417548
>in a "terrifying forest"
In what now? o:
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No.417550
>>417549
Well, a forest that's evil! The flora is mostly made out of meat and constantly wiggling, harpies swoop down from the hills, that kind of thing, I wouldn't be surprised if animals I kill will reanimate as zombies.
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No.417551
>>417544
HURT MINE ;-;
Also for your information it has a suction cup
>>417545
oi vey muscle back
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No.417552
>>417551
But what are you talking about?!
>>417551
>when Venla disappeared before I even managed to offer my mouth
Oh never mind, here you are!~<3
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No.417553
>>417552
hey that kind of lewdness isn't allowed in /lewd/
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No.417554
>>417551
How?
Then just use it then, you don't need your wrist!
>>417552
Oh, Dwarf Fortress! I've been playing it a lot again since it updated.
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No.417555
>>417553
What kind is allowed then?
And well, you're offline in steam so what else am I supposed to do?!
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No.417556
>>417554
I guess I should have figured! I never played it ever, so maybe that's an excuse.
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No.417557
>>417554
was letting off steam with a punching bag. apparently i don't know how to punch with leftie.
too impatient. need some diccu playing too.
>>417555
talk about animal rights is the only allowed topic in /lewd/ now
oh yea, i rarely log on to steam anymore,
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No.417558
>>417557
Wawawa, I never thought I'd live the day when Venla is the bully, but here it is.
Aw, how so? Do you use discord at least, maybe?
I need to walk the hound. You'd better still be here by the time I return!
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No.417559
>>417558
im no bully!!
yea you have me added too lol. justy dont play much steam games
we'll seeeeeeeee
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No.417560
>>417556
It makes sense, though, it's just that DF is so much on my mind these days that I didn't bother to clarify. And I disappeared for a bit now since my river froze over, and suddenly people had nothing to drink. But some quick mining led me to a cave that had water, so that bullet is dodged!
>>417557
>using a punching bag
Out of character!!!
Well, what about your other hand?
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No.417561
>>417560
was very pissed off and remembered that there's one in the storage room of apartment.
well that's what i ended up doing. wasn't good though. sad life tbh
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No.417562
>>417559
Well you forbidding lewdness on /lewd/ counts as mega bullying for all purposes.
Oh, yeah I do xwx Just don't have you in the recent X amount of conversations and you're offline too.
Let us see, now! The moment of truth!
>>417560
Wawa, well you should bother to clarify to people who don't know it's on your mind!
Yay or bullet dodging!
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No.417563
>>417561
I know your pain.
>tfw couldn't be used as Venven's fleshlight
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No.417564
>>417562
it doesn't!
oh. so i am.
wooooooooooooo…
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No.417565
>>417561
That is so completely alien to me.
This is why you should alternate fapping hands, so the other one doesn't get too bad at it, like I do!
>>417562
Yes yes, maybe!
Yep, it worked out! And just for the record, now it's snowing blood.
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No.417566
>>417565
mum and alcohol can get pretty obnoxious
i prefer leftie. usually browse stuff with rigthie.
just use your butthole you prude.
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No.417567
>>417564
Ya it does, you little big bully!
Mhmm.
Yay, the truth is you are here! Cuddles?
>>417565
Definitely!
Kek, well that's totally different then!
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No.417568
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No.417569
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No.417570
>>417569
oi
that's not related to animal rights
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No.417571
>>417566
Ah, right.
I did try my butt a good few times, but I wasn't a fan! First I have to make sure I'm clean and all, and then get out lube and everything, and then it's not even all that great! The only time I've loved it is when master fucked me, which barely counts.
>>417567
Of course! Now it's all Christmassy! Kinda! Everything's covered in frozen blood, at least.
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No.417572
>>417570
It's related to you, so good enough!
>>417571
Everybody has a happy glow,
let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow!
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No.417573
>>417572
Well, a weredonkey attacked my fortress and killed seven of my dwarves, and now I'm not sure if any of my survivors are infected.
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No.417574
>>417571
you need to lear first tbh. after that you just cant go back
>>417572
no
also i'll g o away writing hurts
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No.417575
>>417573
Heh. How many have you got left ?
>>417574
;~; Good bye, sweet Finn, good bye.
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No.417576
>>417574
I've thrown away my dildo anyway! It's not like I can use it while I'm sharing an apartment with someone.
>>417575
Uuuh, very few at this point! We've went from 36 to 9, and still falling. Apparently some people did get infected.
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No.417577
>>417576
You literally threw it away? Not even just hiding it somewhere hidden? What a waste!
>Uuuh, very few at this point! We've went from 36 to 9, and still falling. Apparently some people did get infected.
Wah, poor sods.
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No.417578
>>417577
Literally threw it in the trash! It wasn't as good as I'd hoped, and I was 2paranoid about my dad finding it while I was away or something.
Six people now! But the last weredonkey is dead. I had to get creative though, so uh now we're in the middle of a huge forest fire.
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No.417579
File: 7e7ac04018e3eb3⋯.png (Spoiler Image,352.32 KB,462x533,462:533,Mokou smiley very nice DQV….png)
>>417578
Ah well. Was it trashy to begin with? Or was it theoretically kinda good / actually good quality and you're just not into dildos?
>I had to get creative though, so uh now we're in the middle of a huge forest fire.
Kek, nice. Welcome to California.
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No.417580
>>417579
It was a very good dildo, tbh! Expensive-ish, nice-looking, good quality. Buuut it just didn't feel that great. Even though it was almost exactly the same size as master.
In California, people on fire don't run into the barracks! RIP my military equipment.
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No.417581
>>417580
Well, what a baka you are then! You could have donated it to some poor soul unable to afford one.
Well you don't know that. Rip indeed.
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No.417582
>>417581
It'd have to be someone with a pretty specific fetish to appreciate a used dildo! Even though I did use a condom on it every time, for hygiene's sake.
We're fine now, anyway! The fire is over, and all infected dwarves are dead. Success! Ish!
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No.417583
>>417582
Bah, just clean the thing properly, nothing will go wrong!
Survivors?
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No.417584
Killing monsters alone ;-; 7
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No.417585
>>417584
Hello. Can we go straight on to continue where we last stopped?
>>417524
>How about kneading your dough instead?
>>417528
>I'll have to think about that one also fug I had a good picture about dough and kneading
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No.417586
>>417585
Yea Mot posted the picture but it was about flour instead
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No.417587
>>417586
Oooooh, that one was it? >>417530
Can one even knead flour on its own? There has to be kneading otherwise it won't work.
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No.417588
>>417587
Go test it out for me and report back
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No.417589
>>417588
Maybe. Until then, Kneading Bit's Dough ever y Friday and Saturday Night is the name of the game. No cheating.
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No.417590
>>417589
No dough kneading! Back into the boiling pot with ya!
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No.417591
>>417583
Nothing will go wrong, but it's still icky!
Five! Three adults, one baby, and a visiting bard. Not much, in other words.
>>417590
Hi hi!
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No.417592
>>417590
Well if you refuse to have your gravy stirred and your dough kneaded, I'll have to insist on packing your fudge! -.-
>>417591
Idk, maybe! But when you think about it, it's hardly different from having sex with someone who had already had their dick in someone else before!
Dang. Is the bard going to leave, if he's just visiting?
>drunk
Wewew! X3
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No.417593
>>417592
Well, that's hardly fair! Dicks have skin and stuff, which rejuvenates! A dildo is just a dildo. Unless you, like, scrape off the outer layer of it before you sell it.
The bard is staying for a while, no clue how long he'll be here. Economy isn't really implemented yet besides for trading, so he'll just stay here as if he's being paid and eventually leave if he feels like it.
It happens!! Especially now that my tolerance has plummeted from drinking far less.
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No.417594
>>417593
Hmm, I guess that's a good point, but it still feels like my analogy is fair.
Ahh, I see. Does it take forever for them to spawn children, and for the children to grow up into adults?
What are you drunk on? I'm considering having something, problem is we don't have beer and I couldn't drink a whole bottle of wine by myself.
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No.417595
>>417594
Maybe, but that's only because sex is objectively disgusting.
Absolutely forever! Most of my fortresses don't get older than ten years or so, which takes maybe two months of frequent play. And dwarves can't work until they're 12 years old.
Just Christmas beer! The local variety, which is pretty good.
>couldn't drink a whole bottle of wine by myself
… I guess I still have a pretty high tolerance, then.
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No.417596
>>417591
Hey hey nerd
>>417592
Im only giving right now not receiving so pack all that up right now!
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No.417597
>>417596
>implying this is a nerd game
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No.417598
>>417595
Wah, unexpected!
Well fug, you're done for.
Sounds nice :3
More like I have pretty low!
>>417596
How about a good old Race of 69-ing? I propose two days during the work week, and multiple rounds on Saturdays and Sundays.
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No.417599
>>417598
Well, it is! All fluids and sweat and stuff. I'm sure if I were asexual it'd be absolutely revolting.
Yep! It's not like people are going to want to immigrate when they hear that most people who do die.
It's super nice! And yeah, that might be true. And I guess there's also the fact that I've lost weight due to poverty, which has lowered my tolerance even more.
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No.417600
>>417599
Th fluids are hot! Even if they smell funny. I mean, I personally have no strong feelings towards asexuals :^)
Rest in peace, Skandi's tribe.
O-oh, sorry to hear x_x
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No.417602
>>417597
If that isn't what is?! Are you that little archer?
>>417598
How about you just make me dinner instead because I haven't ate all day then ill knead your dough or whatever
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No.417603
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